Tootfinder

Quick and easy #PHP code generation testing.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/code-generation-testing

We need to have a talk #PHP, this is not supposed to happen when I do cool cutting-edge things:

📱 #React 19 frontend with #TypeScript, fuzzy search across keyboard layouts, #PHP 8.4 with 40 API endpoints. 100% free &

💻 Supported RAT commands: ping (heartbeat every 60s), info (system recon), cmd, powershell, run (background shell), screenshot, download, upload, stop
🛡️ Shell execution probes disable_functions and picks first available method from: popen, proc_open, exec, shell_exec, system, passthru — resilient against common #PHP hardening
🔄 C2 connection retries every 15 seconds in a persistent l…

Any super smart #php folks here know how to mock built-in functions like ‘glob’?
I know I could wrap calls to it in a class that I could mock, but I hate adding code just for a test.
Please boost!

I was interviewed by Marcos Marcolin for the Brazilian #PHP community. It's a long interview, but I had fun with it. 🙂
https://www.marcosmarcolin.com.br/blog/php-30-years-la…

Reminder: your #ai #coding agent needs a lot of guardrails; otherwise, it generates a lot of crap, even opus... 😞
Fixing these errors at the end of the day takes forever.
It's better to run your linters and tests after every change...

Functional programming isn't just for Haskell developers. It's for #PHP developers, too. "Thinking Functionally in PHP" is available from LeanPub.
https://leanpub.com/thinking-functiona

Thinking Functionally in PHP
Functional programming in PHP 7.4, with a side of category theory and monads accessible to everyone.

Hey Webseite, zeige mir doch mal alle Kommentare mit Eigenschaft X.
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> PHP Fatal error: Uncaught DivisionByZeroError: Division by zero
🤦‍♂️
#PHP #Serendipity

⚠️ Fake #Laravel packages on #Packagist deploy a cross-platform #RAT on Windows, macOS & Linux — researchers at Socket flagged 3 malicious

Bypassing #PHP visibility controls. Please don't do this often.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/phptricks-access-control-bypass

php -S localhost:8000 -t .
HOLY CRAP!?! How have I never known that PHP has a built-in web server for development? How long has this been thing? (Rhetorical question as I'm about to look it up, just stating for emphasis on my surprise to have just found this option.)
#PHP

🏗️ Composer integration out of the box: PSR-4, Classmap & autoload_files. Only classes your autoloader actually knows appear in completion.
🌀 Full #Laravel Eloquent support: Relationships, Scopes, Accessors, Casts & Builder chains – no Larastan or ide-helper needed.
📦 JetBrains #PHP

Unexpectedly found a pack of my homemade bacon in the freezer.
Expectedly, made me think of Jefferson McCree. 💔
#php

After an unfortunate finger slip, I briefly tried to call the arse_url() function in PHP.
Now I kinda want to write an RFC to add it..
#PHP #Silliness #Programming

Hmm it seems Junie is evolving, it has found my non-default PHPUnit config file location, and has started getting into segfaults:
#AI #Junie #PHP

#AppDevPanel - Universal #PHP Debug Panel for #Symfony, #Laravel,

Oops: Error: Maximum call stack size of 2048000 bytes (zend.max_allowed_stack_size - zend.reserved_stack_size) reached. Infinite recursion?
#PHP

Traits in #PHP are a limited purpose tool, but they do have a purpose.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/beyond-abstract

Let's be controversial: In modern #PHP, you should never type-hint an array.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/array-type-hint

no comment...
#php #devops #apache

Gah! Fucking #PHP arrays...

Let's be controversial: In modern #PHP, you should never type-hint an array.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/array-type-hint

About to run InfectionPHP on this PHPUnit testsuite... 😱
#InfectionPHP #PHP #PHPUnit

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

🚀 #PHP 150x faster – no rewrite needed! #FrankenPHP threads #Swow coroutines #PHP Generators

On empty return values. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/empty-return-values

#PHPantom – ultra-fast #PHP Language Server written in #Rust 🦀 #LSP

Just had an intro call with @…'s new Executive Director, @….
I'm confident the Foundation is in good hands.
#PHP

Are you a #PHP developer and you want to know how to work with #Al #coding tools? 🧑‍🏫
Here is the deal:
You message Jochen (not me!) – he has a video call and he gives you a task for an enha…

Avoid N 1 queries when validating array inputs in #php #Laravel ☝️
Instead of running `exists` per item, preload your data once and validate against it ✅
Cleaner code, better performance ⚡

I benchmarked #PHP's native serializer vs code export. You won't believe what I found!
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/benchmarking-serialization

Hey #php developers out there 👀 👋
What tools do you use to make your #ai write "good" code? 😏
#phpstan,

Just asked #Qwen 3.6 Plus what the current versions of #PHP and #Laravel are… it confidently said PHP 8.5 and Laravel 13 😄
I was like “wait, what?!” and asked again. Turns out it just extrapolat…

Null is problematic, but why? Let's see why, and let that guide us to new alternatives. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/much-ado-about-null

#DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

You can't stop the evolution... 🦋
#phpunit ➡️ #pest ➡️ #testo

Here is my résumé when it comes to using #GLM 5.1 for refactoring a large #php #laravel code based on #sonarqube

#PHPUnit Query Count Assertions for #Laravel #PHP #testing

#FilaTeams - Team Management #Plugin for #Filament 5 #PHP