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I was interviewed by Marcos Marcolin for the Brazilian #PHP community. It's a long interview, but I had fun with it. 🙂
https://www.marcosmarcolin.com.br/blog/php-30-years-la…

Oops: Error: Maximum call stack size of 2048000 bytes (zend.max_allowed_stack_size - zend.reserved_stack_size) reached. Infinite recursion?
#PHP

Hmm it seems Junie is evolving, it has found my non-default PHPUnit config file location, and has started getting into segfaults:
#AI #Junie #PHP

Traits in #PHP are a limited purpose tool, but they do have a purpose.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/beyond-abstract

New Year, Same Job Search.
If you are looking for a Staff/Principal level #PHP developer, with a long history of helping both projects and teams update and modernize to become more robust and reliable, look no further because you've found him! I've worked on multiple major OSS projects, including PHP itself.
US-based, remote-only, plenty experience working for non-US companies as we…

Unexpectedly found a pack of my homemade bacon in the freezer.
Expectedly, made me think of Jefferson McCree. 💔
#php

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

RE: #PHP ist so weit abgerutscht?
Was ist denn heute bei Web

Any super smart #php folks here know how to mock built-in functions like ‘glob’?
I know I could wrap calls to it in a class that I could mock, but I hate adding code just for a test.
Please boost!

Quick and easy #PHP code generation testing.
https://peakd.com/php/@crell/quick-and-easy-php-code-generation-testing

💻 Supported RAT commands: ping (heartbeat every 60s), info (system recon), cmd, powershell, run (background shell), screenshot, download, upload, stop
🛡️ Shell execution probes disable_functions and picks first available method from: popen, proc_open, exec, shell_exec, system, passthru — resilient against common #PHP hardening
🔄 C2 connection retries every 15 seconds in a persistent l…

Just had an intro call with @…'s new Executive Director, @….
I'm confident the Foundation is in good hands.
#PHP

no comment...
#php #devops #apache

Quick and easy #PHP code generation testing.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/code-generation-testing

Null is problematic, but why? Let's see why, and let that guide us to new alternatives. #PHP
https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/much-ado-about-null

I benchmarked #PHP's native serializer vs code export. You won't believe what I found!
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/benchmarking-serialization

⚠️ #PHP 8.2 deprecated dynamic properties - #PHP9 removes them completely! #webdev
🔴 Dynamic properties = adding properties to objects without declaring them in the class. Example: $user->age …

Don't trust #ai ?
Create yourself a "quality workflow" and let it run after every todo/fix/milestone.... It´s that simple, yes..... 😏
and in case of #php - phpstan rules help a lot:

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

Bypassing #PHP visibility controls. Please don't do this often.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/phptricks-access-control-bypass

#hitcounter #webcounter #webdev #php
UPDATE: the

#PhpStorm 2025.3.2 is now available 👀
#php
https://youtrack.jetbrains.com/article

Traits in #PHP are a limited purpose tool, but they do have a purpose.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/beyond-abstract

⚠️ Fake #Laravel packages on #Packagist deploy a cross-platform #RAT on Windows, macOS & Linux — researchers at Socket flagged 3 malicious

🚀 #PHP 150x faster – no rewrite needed! #FrankenPHP threads #Swow coroutines #PHP Generators

#PHPUnit Query Count Assertions for #Laravel #PHP #testing

📋 Eval #Testing #LLM Outputs in #PHPUnit - A comprehensive guide for #PHP developers building