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Advanced PHPUnit Data Provider shenanigans. #PHP
Part 1: https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/fun-with-phpunit-data-providers
Part 2:

Just released v0.6.0-alpha.2 of bunny/bunny the #PHP #AMQP client powered by @…. One bugfix and two new features added in this second alpha namely, Configuration ob…

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://

I dare you to build a website with plain #php, json markdown and csv. No sql, no laravel, no twig

Quick and easy #PHP code generation testing.
https://peakd.com/php/@crell/quick-and-easy-php-code-generation-testing

Freshly built images, same issue. #PHP 8.4 image output should be the same as PHP 8.5 output:

There's no such thing as $_PUT in #PHP . One must fake it
$_PUT = array();
parse_str(file_get_contents('php://input'), $_PUT);

Let's be controversial: In modern #PHP, you should never type-hint an array.
https://peakd.com/php/@crell/php-never-type-hint-on-arrays

I've been dragging a `~/.ssh` directory around with me since at least 2008.
I can probably safely purge these, now, though—right? (-;
```
❯ cat ~/.ssh/known_hosts | grep php.net | awk {'print $1'}
y2.php.net,69.147.83.197
y1.php.net,69.147.83.196
```
#php

🔄 Built-in retry mechanism to handle database deadlocks automatically with configurable attempts
🎛️ Multiple database connection support for complex multi-database applications
⚙️ Requires #PHP 8.1 or higher and #Laravel 10.x or higher for installation
🔌 Simple installation via

I benchmarked #PHP's native serializer vs code export. You won't believe what I found!
https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/benchmarking-serialization

Benchmarking serialization | PeakD
I benchmarked PHP's native serializer vs code export. You won't believe what I found!... by crell

Functional programming isn't just for Haskell developers. It's for #PHP developers, too. "Thinking Functionally in PHP" is available from LeanPub.
https://leanpub.com/thinking-functiona

Thinking Functionally in PHP
Functional programming in PHP 7.4, with a side of category theory and monads accessible to everyone.

#claudecode max subscription is so damn worth the money !!!!!
created 188 custom phpstan rules 😤
- step 1: run 10 agents in parallel to create them (opencode with grok-coder)
- step 2: verify with trigger files
- step 3: let claude/gemini/codex check everything
#php…

Quick and easy #PHP code generation testing.
https://peakd.com/php/@crell/quick-and-easy-php-code-generation-testing

When should you use #PHP Enums, and when shouldn't you?
https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/on-the-use-of-enums

#PHP 8.1 calls, it would like it's credits back 🤣 https://social.skrasek.us/@hunter/115119499683395147

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://

My daughter (1) decided to play with my #ElePHPants...
#php

Today I would very much benefit from extension functions in #PHP...

Dammit #PHP: zend_mm_heap corrupted

🚀 Advanced #Laravel Notifications: Building Robust Communication Systems for Modern Web Applications #PHP #WebDev #Backend

⚡ Huge time saver for #PHP developers looking to streamline debugging sessions. No more getting stuck in third-party code - focus directly on the parts that matter for your application
🔧 Powerful feature demonstrated by Derick Rethans shows real-world workflow optimization. Perfect for complex debugging in large applications with extensive dependencies and framework code

I just updated 8 libraries I maintain to run on PHP 8.5.
None of them required any changes for 8.5. One had two deprecation nitpicks left over from 8.4 that I'd not previously caught, trivially fixed.
It took me a little over an hour to do all 8, including some other maintenance at the same time.
PHP upgrades rock if your code is good. 🙂 :elephpant:
#PHP

New post on how to Unlock Composer Plugins by Self Hosting Renovate on GitHub Actions
https://blog.wyrihaximus.net/2025/10/unlock-composer-plugins-by-self-hosting-renovate/

i love reading that, in exact that order 😀
#ai #php #coding

Null is problematic, but why? Let's see why, and let that guide us to new alternatives. #PHP
https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/much-ado-about-null

man, we are so lucky to have "--parallel" 😊
i always hated writing tests. i always see this as a terrible time-killer.
now: "hey, check the whole f*** code and find everything that has no test, write one. i'll come back later and dare you if there are not 100 more tests" 😂
#php #ai

When should you use #PHP Enums, and when shouldn't you?
https://peakd.com/hive-168588/@crell/on-the-use-of-enums

On empty return values. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/empty-return-values

Traits in #PHP are a limited purpose tool, but they do have a purpose.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/beyond-abstract

At #longhornphp, @… is talking about the history of floss.
I didn't think I was at a dental conference, but here we are.
#php

Dear god I hate stateful services. Please, people, stop writing stateful service objects. You're just making more work for everyone.
#PHP

Give Your #AI more Guidance in Writing #PHP code
With 189 Custom #phpstan rules 🚀 🔥
As a #phpstorm

📦 #Laravel Auto Transaction package eliminates manual database transaction management #PHP #database #opensource

A survey of data modeling approaches.
#PHP #OOP…

✨ Say goodbye to messy Laravel configs – embrace type safety! ✨
🚀 #Laravel configs don’t have to be messy. Magic strings? Gone. Type safety? In.
🔑 With #PHP enums Laravel’s new #[Config] #[Singleton] attributes, you can map your config values straight into a clean, readonly class.