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@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-09-22 05:27:24

Took my son to lunch today for his birthday. Just the two of us. It's kind of a fraught situation considering the circumstances. We are caring for the wee one in our home while he and his ex-partner are currently only allowed supervised contact visits.
#Grandparenting #Parenting

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-07-26 16:36:38

If you make a mosquito bucket, please cover the top with screening so that toddlers don't fall in. Per the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, approximately 40 toddlers drown each year in the United States. Happens all over the world. Happens even when buckets are half full. #mosquitoes #buckets #health #safety #parenting #kids

@mszll@datasci.social
2026-07-17 10:36:30

A happy, explorative trip in the sun! 🌞 🌼
(Only interrupted every 40m by a high-risk, life-or-death situation, where anytime an #SUV could have exited and crushed her. 🤷 )
#urbanplanning #parenting

Small child in green dress kneeling to smell flowers in front of row of parked SUVs.
Small child in green dress kneeling to explore a blue door in a tree.
Small child in green dress riding tricycle on sidewalk, next to an SUV parking in driveway.
A small child in green dress riding a tricycle on sidewalk, with low-vision driveway approaching on the left from which an SUV could exit anytime.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-09-11 20:01:18

Ah, another fulfilling conversation with my child. #parenting

Me: Did the bus pick you up on time?

9yo: Idk

Me: Okay, let me ask another way.. Did you have to wait around for the bus after school?

9yo: No

Me: OK, good

9yo: K byeeee
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-08-08 22:08:53

Still one of my all time favorite Father’s Day gifts. Still not sure if she didn’t know she was supposed to put my picture in the frame or that there is something about Michael Buble that I need to try to live up to as a parent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #parenting

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-09-08 17:29:33

When four people, whose digestive systems are ominously in sync, have to share a single toilet as their sanitary facility, this probably ranks among the greatest logistical challenges of the modern era since the moon landing.
#family #parenting

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-08-08 22:08:53

Still one of my all time favorite Father’s Day gifts. Still not sure if she didn’t know she was supposed to put my picture in the frame or that there is something about Michael Buble that I need to try to live up to as a parent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #parenting

Photo frame that says This is What an awesome Dad looks like next to a picture of Michael Buble.