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Just thinking out loud. If Alberta separates from Canada, will #PeePee lose his federal riding... again? Will he need a visa to enter back into Canada?
#GlassHalfFull #SilverLining

So Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre, affectionately known as #PeePee, is giving a speech this afternoon at a think tank in London, England. Then he's off continuing his official trip as Opposition leader with a stop in Germany.
I assume this trip will attempt to make him appear more PMish and perhaps strengthen his image as a world leader. I can hardly wait until he tries to play word games with the European press who are not as friendly as his preferred media in Canada.
#CanPoli
https://www.timescolonist.com/national-news/pierre-poilievre-set-to-give-speech-in-london-during-first-official-trip-overseas-11950764

What a terrible headline. It gives you the impression that Carney approves of Trump's attack on Iran, despite the fact it also reports the two have not spoken today.
But #PeePee is all in on the attacks, announcing on X that he fully supports the U.S. action.
It's unbelievable how one orange dickhead is destroying the planet without a fucking clue how anything works. And 70 million Americans made it all possible.
I think I need a timeout from social media...
#NewsMediaFail
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/livestory/conflict-with-iran-9.7109761

I don't think Bill Kelly likes #PeePee ...
#CanPoli
https://youtu.be/Ofm5S3LUHow

Good Morning #Canada
On this International Day of Happiness I think we should check on Canada’s world ranking on the #Happiness scale. It appears we're are not happy.
I've put some blame on #PeePee in the past for negatively impacting Canadian satisfaction surveys because he incessantly tells us we're broken. Yes, he is exploiting rel issues but maybe working on real solutions would be a better approach. The latest World Happiness Report 2026 has Canada falling 25th place, continuing a downward trend - 18th in 2025 and 13th in 2024. The report suggests that countries who use social media for 5 hours a day, particularly young people, are less happy than those who are doomscrolling less. IMO our youth are not happy because their salaries can't keep pace with the cost of living, but an algorithm would constantly reinforce that if you're active on the platforms owned by U.S. tech bros.
Happy I'm on #Mastodon

#CanadaIsAwesome #ItsTheAlgorithm
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/world-happiness-2026-canada-25-9.7134296