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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 08:46:29
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The secret to a powerful glutes workout 😏
#BumDayMonday and #PhallusThursday in one post!
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Intaglio. Pierced for stringing (horizontal). Motif oriented horizontally. A woman, seated on a cushioned bed, has intercourse with a male partner. Her face and legs are seen in profile, while her torso is twisted toward the viewer in a viewpoint somewhere between three-quarters and frontal. The woman wears a beaded necklace, a bracelet on her right arm, earrings, and thin slippers. Her hair is bound up in a scarf, with a few locks of hair escaping at her forehead and crown. She has a long nose…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 11:51:38
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Three for the price of one!
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Red-figure vase painting of three herms with large erections. They are painted arranged in a group, one facing the onlooker and the other two facing each other.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 06:39:36
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It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
#PhallusThursday has come prematurely 💦
"Hear me, Hermes, messenger of Zeus, son of Maia.
Almighty is your heart, O lord of the deceased and judge of contests.
Gentle and clever, O Argeiphontes, you a…

Red-figure vase painting of a man, likely a traveller judging from his chlamys cloak and walking stick, honouring a herm of Hermes. A herm is a simple statue of Hermes and sometimes other gods with a head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 12:01:20
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The ultimate trick if they won't give you treats.
#PhallusThursday #Halloween

Black-and-white recreation of a red-figure vase painting that depicts a young man cumming into a wine crater.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 09:04:38
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Just another cock in the wall 🎵
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A red brick wall with a small decoration of an erect phallus inside a building in white stone.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 15:08:47
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A different kind of dick riding.
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#ancientRome #GreekRomanArt

Roman bronze windchime (tintinnabulum) that depicts an erect phallus with two legs, a little erect phallus of its own and a tail that curls upward. A bell hangs on each of its little feet. A nude woman rides the phallus like a horse, extending an arm to award it a laurel wreath.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 02:27:38
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They say somewhere in the Vatican there is a drawer full of the penises they hacked off #GreekRomanArt.
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Photograph of a collection of terracotta votive phalloi in a display case in the Wellcome Collection. Each one has a hand-written number below it.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-18 12:15:09
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Spotted in the wild! This idea is literally millennia old.
#PhallusThursday

Photograph of a water pump in the shape of a man. The water comes out of his willy. The same concept as a famous Roman fountain uses with a sculpture of Priapus.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 21:52:59
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A late blooming #PhallusThursday this #FannyFriday 👌
It seems he attempted a pollination just recently.

Mosaic of a stylised erect phallus with the tip pointing down, flanked by a vulva on each side, represented by a pubic triangle with a visible slit. A coloured line points from the phallus' tip to the vulva on the left, suggesting some bodily fluid is involved.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-13 06:53:47
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King Midas regrets his wish...
#PhallusThursday
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Roman gold amulet of a phallus below a pubic triangle with well-crafted pubic curls. It seems to be a flaccid phallus with a long, tapered foreskin, the beauty ideal at the time.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 09:28:32
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"Look, guys, look what I've got!"
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Red-figure vase painting of three male actors, all of whom wear trunks with an erect phallus. Two of them hold the mask of a satyr, seemingly talking to each other, while a third has already put on his mask and flaunts the phallus on his trunks.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 15:22:20
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"Waiting for the right person to light my altar on fire."
#PhallusThursday

Drawing of a red-figure vase painting depicting a herm with an unlit altar in front of it.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 13:20:11
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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#GreekRomanArt #antiquidons #history

Roman phallic pendant from Suffolk, UK, 43-410 CE. The pendant has been photographed from all sides, a loop for a chain or necklace above the well-crafted scrotum. The tips of all three photos point downwards towards a measuring band.