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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 18:07:12
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This week's #PhallusThursday is tiny because Adam is supposed to look particularly innocent.
#Renaissance #RenaissanceArt

Close-up of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicting Adam's crotch. Michelangelo gave him an infant's penis to make him appear innocent like a child.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 15:17:47
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Who's got more BDE than #Priapos?
#PhallusThursday
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Photograph of a Greek terracotta Priapos against a black background. The fertility god stands with his feet together on a high integral plinth, leaning against a tree trunk to his left, his left hand resting on top, depicted with a full beard, his long center-parted hair pulled back and gathered in a chignon at the base of his neck. His body is enveloped in a himation but his erect phallus is fully exposed, even the glans, which was considered obscene in ancient Greece.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 09:13:33
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How the magic is made.
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Red-figure kylix depicting a sculptor working on a herm, a simple sculpture of Hermes with a pillar for a body but an elaborate head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 17:12:02
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When you need to keep luck close to your heart.
#PhallusThursday
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Phallus-shaped bronze amulet with two round testicles and a loop for a necklace dated to the 1st century CE.
Phallic emblems are found on a wide range of Roman objects, from amulets to frescoes to mosaics to lamps. They were symbols intended to bring good luck and ward off evil spirits. As the ancient author Pliny attests, even babies and soldiers wore such charms to invite divine protection.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-26 14:06:20
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For the last #PhallusThursday in #PrideMonth, I want to end with something cute. I spotted these on my way to the underground in Hamburg's famous red light district St. Pauli.
#Hamburg

Photo of two cute penis plushies in a shopping window, one in flesh colour of a white person, one in rainbow colours. They have eyes with a pink blush below them and a smiling mouth. Behind them, a larger, flesh-coloured plushie looms in the background. In the front is a cup with penis-shaped pencils.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 21:45:08
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I've been travelling, so a late #PhallusThursday of a herm for y'all in thanks to #Hermes πŸ™

Two herms, simple pillar-shaped statues of Hermes with a head and erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 21:56:28
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Another #PhallusThursday and #FannyFriday in one because I was tardy πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ
Here we have a beautiful woman presenting her vulva like a boss. The man and woman beside her seem to enjoy her display. πŸ‘Œ

Sculpture group from Virupaksha Temple, a temple dedicated to Lord Shiva that dates to the 7th century. The temple is located on the banks of the Tungabhadra River in Hampi, India. The scene depicts a nude woman standing with her legs spread widely. She spreads her vulva with both hands. To her right stands a man with a semi-erect phallus who touches her thigh. To her left, a woman wearing a belt-like garment or jewellery touches her arm.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 11:11:27
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Like the @…, I offer a phallic drinking vessel, though it is understated in comparison!
A group of men erect a giant phallus in this black-figure vase painting.
#PhallusThursday

Phallophoria, carrying of a large phallus, depicted on an Attic black-figured kylix cup. Six presumably male figures carry a large bearded figure holding two grapevines and a man-sized phallus. The phallus has an eye on the glans and other decorations along the shaft.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 09:31:19
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In case you need something to store your lube.
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Terracotta vase in the shape of a penis with scrotum and pubic triangle. Pubic hair has been painted on the scrotum too with much loving detail.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 09:14:46
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While the Greeks were hot for small cocks, the Romans did appreciate a big dick.
#PhallusThursday
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Screenshot of an epigram by Martial: "If from the baths you hear a round of applause, Maron's giant prick is bound to be the cause."
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 09:55:53
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It's #PrideMonth, so we have some same sex love this #PhallusThursday! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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A black-figure vase painting depicting couples and throuples at various sex acts. A woman, depicted with a white body, gives a handjob to two young men. Two other young men seem to have anal sex with the penetrating one rubbing his partner off and yet another pair of young men seem to engage in thigh sex with a dog sniffing at the receptive partner's erection. A young man has anal sex with a bearded mature or even old man who fellates another bearded man and has his erection licked by a dog. Fo…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 09:56:16
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Winning gold today.
#PhallusThursday
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Photograph of a tiny golden phallus pendant against a measuring scale. It's about 2 cm in height and 2 mm in width.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 10:22:00
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Dick in hand.
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Red-figure vase painting of a man in a chlamys cloak running with his erect phallus in his right hand.