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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 21:45:08
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I've been travelling, so a late #PhallusThursday of a herm for y'all in thanks to #Hermes 🙏

Two herms, simple pillar-shaped statues of Hermes with a head and erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 11:11:27
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Like the @…, I offer a phallic drinking vessel, though it is understated in comparison!
A group of men erect a giant phallus in this black-figure vase painting.
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Phallophoria, carrying of a large phallus, depicted on an Attic black-figured kylix cup. Six presumably male figures carry a large bearded figure holding two grapevines and a man-sized phallus. The phallus has an eye on the glans and other decorations along the shaft.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-18 12:15:09
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Spotted in the wild! This idea is literally millennia old.
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Photograph of a water pump in the shape of a man. The water comes out of his willy. The same concept as a famous Roman fountain uses with a sculpture of Priapus.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 09:31:19
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In case you need something to store your lube.
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Terracotta vase in the shape of a penis with scrotum and pubic triangle. Pubic hair has been painted on the scrotum too with much loving detail.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 09:14:46
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While the Greeks were hot for small cocks, the Romans did appreciate a big dick.
#PhallusThursday
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Screenshot of an epigram by Martial: "If from the baths you hear a round of applause, Maron's giant prick is bound to be the cause."
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 13:20:11
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
#PhallusThursday
#GreekRomanArt #antiquidons #history

Roman phallic pendant from Suffolk, UK, 43-410 CE. The pendant has been photographed from all sides, a loop for a chain or necklace above the well-crafted scrotum. The tips of all three photos point downwards towards a measuring band.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 09:28:32
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"Look, guys, look what I've got!"
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Red-figure vase painting of three male actors, all of whom wear trunks with an erect phallus. Two of them hold the mask of a satyr, seemingly talking to each other, while a third has already put on his mask and flaunts the phallus on his trunks.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 09:56:16
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Winning gold today.
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Photograph of a tiny golden phallus pendant against a measuring scale. It's about 2 cm in height and 2 mm in width.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 10:22:00
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Dick in hand.
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Red-figure vase painting of a man in a chlamys cloak running with his erect phallus in his right hand.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 08:46:29
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The secret to a powerful glutes workout 😏
#BumDayMonday and #PhallusThursday in one post!
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Intaglio. Pierced for stringing (horizontal). Motif oriented horizontally. A woman, seated on a cushioned bed, has intercourse with a male partner. Her face and legs are seen in profile, while her torso is twisted toward the viewer in a viewpoint somewhere between three-quarters and frontal. The woman wears a beaded necklace, a bracelet on her right arm, earrings, and thin slippers. Her hair is bound up in a scarf, with a few locks of hair escaping at her forehead and crown. She has a long nose…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 18:07:12
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This week's #PhallusThursday is tiny because Adam is supposed to look particularly innocent.
#Renaissance #RenaissanceArt

Close-up of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicting Adam's crotch. Michelangelo gave him an infant's penis to make him appear innocent like a child.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 15:17:47
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Who's got more BDE than #Priapos?
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Photograph of a Greek terracotta Priapos against a black background. The fertility god stands with his feet together on a high integral plinth, leaning against a tree trunk to his left, his left hand resting on top, depicted with a full beard, his long center-parted hair pulled back and gathered in a chignon at the base of his neck. His body is enveloped in a himation but his erect phallus is fully exposed, even the glans, which was considered obscene in ancient Greece.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 09:13:33
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How the magic is made.
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Red-figure kylix depicting a sculptor working on a herm, a simple sculpture of Hermes with a pillar for a body but an elaborate head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 17:12:02
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When you need to keep luck close to your heart.
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Phallus-shaped bronze amulet with two round testicles and a loop for a necklace dated to the 1st century CE. Phallic emblems are found on a wide range of Roman objects, from amulets to frescoes to mosaics to lamps. They were symbols intended to bring good luck and ward off evil spirits. As the ancient author Pliny attests, even babies and soldiers wore such charms to invite divine protection.