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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 21:52:59
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A late blooming #PhallusThursday this #FannyFriday 👌
It seems he attempted a pollination just recently.

Mosaic of a stylised erect phallus with the tip pointing down, flanked by a vulva on each side, represented by a pubic triangle with a visible slit. A coloured line points from the phallus' tip to the vulva on the left, suggesting some bodily fluid is involved.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-18 12:15:09
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Spotted in the wild! This idea is literally millennia old.
#PhallusThursday

Photograph of a water pump in the shape of a man. The water comes out of his willy. The same concept as a famous Roman fountain uses with a sculpture of Priapus.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-13 06:53:47
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King Midas regrets his wish...
#PhallusThursday
#GreekRomanArt #antiquidons @…

Roman gold amulet of a phallus below a pubic triangle with well-crafted pubic curls. It seems to be a flaccid phallus with a long, tapered foreskin, the beauty ideal at the time.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 09:28:32
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"Look, guys, look what I've got!"
#PhallusThursday
#GreekRomanArt #history @…

Red-figure vase painting of three male actors, all of whom wear trunks with an erect phallus. Two of them hold the mask of a satyr, seemingly talking to each other, while a third has already put on his mask and flaunts the phallus on his trunks.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 15:22:20
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"Waiting for the right person to light my altar on fire."
#PhallusThursday

Drawing of a red-figure vase painting depicting a herm with an unlit altar in front of it.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 08:46:29
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The secret to a powerful glutes workout 😏
#BumDayMonday and #PhallusThursday in one post!
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Intaglio. Pierced for stringing (horizontal). Motif oriented horizontally. A woman, seated on a cushioned bed, has intercourse with a male partner. Her face and legs are seen in profile, while her torso is twisted toward the viewer in a viewpoint somewhere between three-quarters and frontal. The woman wears a beaded necklace, a bracelet on her right arm, earrings, and thin slippers. Her hair is bound up in a scarf, with a few locks of hair escaping at her forehead and crown. She has a long nose…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 11:51:38
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Three for the price of one!
#PhallusThursday

Red-figure vase painting of three herms with large erections. They are painted arranged in a group, one facing the onlooker and the other two facing each other.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 18:07:12
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This week's #PhallusThursday is tiny because Adam is supposed to look particularly innocent.
#Renaissance #RenaissanceArt

Close-up of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicting Adam's crotch. Michelangelo gave him an infant's penis to make him appear innocent like a child.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 06:39:36
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It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏
#PhallusThursday has come prematurely 💦
"Hear me, Hermes, messenger of Zeus, son of Maia.
Almighty is your heart, O lord of the deceased and judge of contests.
Gentle and clever, O Argeiphontes, you a…

Red-figure vase painting of a man, likely a traveller judging from his chlamys cloak and walking stick, honouring a herm of Hermes. A herm is a simple statue of Hermes and sometimes other gods with a head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 12:01:20
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The ultimate trick if they won't give you treats.
#PhallusThursday #Halloween

Black-and-white recreation of a red-figure vase painting that depicts a young man cumming into a wine crater.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 17:12:02
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When you need to keep luck close to your heart.
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Phallus-shaped bronze amulet with two round testicles and a loop for a necklace dated to the 1st century CE. Phallic emblems are found on a wide range of Roman objects, from amulets to frescoes to mosaics to lamps. They were symbols intended to bring good luck and ward off evil spirits. As the ancient author Pliny attests, even babies and soldiers wore such charms to invite divine protection.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 15:08:47
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A different kind of dick riding.
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#ancientRome #GreekRomanArt

Roman bronze windchime (tintinnabulum) that depicts an erect phallus with two legs, a little erect phallus of its own and a tail that curls upward. A bell hangs on each of its little feet. A nude woman rides the phallus like a horse, extending an arm to award it a laurel wreath.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 11:11:27
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Like the @…, I offer a phallic drinking vessel, though it is understated in comparison!
A group of men erect a giant phallus in this black-figure vase painting.
#PhallusThursday

Phallophoria, carrying of a large phallus, depicted on an Attic black-figured kylix cup. Six presumably male figures carry a large bearded figure holding two grapevines and a man-sized phallus. The phallus has an eye on the glans and other decorations along the shaft.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 13:20:11
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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#GreekRomanArt #antiquidons #history

Roman phallic pendant from Suffolk, UK, 43-410 CE. The pendant has been photographed from all sides, a loop for a chain or necklace above the well-crafted scrotum. The tips of all three photos point downwards towards a measuring band.