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@mrysav@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 14:22:21

Happy Everything Breaks Day! The day when all the major tech companies lift their change freezes and deploy to production for the first time in weeks.
#tech #software #programming

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 06:45:40

🔧 Antifragile Programming and Why AI Won’t Steal Your Job
#programming

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-31 15:50:57

A hyper-logical Halloween
#programming

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o’-lantern images.
trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat
@crell@phpc.social
2025-10-30 18:58:10

Of course this exists...
#Cobol #Programming

@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2025-10-16 05:44:53

"I'm a programmer with a Fediverse account. I spend *most* of my programming hours on this OS:"
Please consider boosting for a more statistically significant result.
#poll #programming

@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-11-25 17:30:08

Why Engineers Can't Be Rational About #ProgrammingLanguages
spf13.com/p/the-hidden-convers

(2 statistics profs, arguing.)
Don't try to tell ME that homo and hetero are the only kinds of skedasticity out here!
RRRRRR. I got your skedastic package RIGHT HERE!
#Maths #Statistics #Programming

@cark@social.tchncs.de
2025-10-15 21:23:43

#TIL
I always struggled with #TestFirst #Programming because it requires much discipline to delay new features and concentrate on test cases first.
But while I was working on my

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 05:41:19

"Working with AI is kinda painful, like working with a 200 IQ dementia patient"
- Vince P.
#programming #ai #claudecode

A confused looking metal humanoid robot, sitting in a old chair witha rubber ducky on its lap, holding a frying pan in its right hand. A thought bubble reveals that it appears to think about some incomprehensible gibberish. There is a small note attached to its chest, reading "200 IQ (Lost it.)" 

The image was generated with Google Gemini, using the following prompt:
"Make a humorous photo of a 200 IQ AI robot with dementia"
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 19:01:43

☕ Rating 26 years of Java changes
#programming

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-17 16:51:18

#Programming #coding #codeReview

Single panel comic.
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
Image is two closed doors, both have a sign that says “Code Review”. Left door has two WTFs coming out of it, right door has several WTFs. Under left door it says, Good Code, under right door it says Bad Code.
@crell@phpc.social
2025-10-07 16:22:53

The purpose of an ORM is to use an SQL database without benefiting from SQL database.
#ORM #SQL #Programming

@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 02:27:50

Poll: "I'm a server application programmer with a Fediverse account." This means that I mainly develop server-side applications.
Please consider quoting, or boosting for a more statistically significant result.
#programming #backend

@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2025-12-16 14:56:49

When #teaching #Rstats / #statistics courses, I (and several colleagues of mine) made the experience that it is indeed pretty hard for a lot of students to cope with the file system on their computer. They have questions like: How do I know the "path" of a file? How do I control in which directory something is saved? WHY DO I NEED THIS?!?
I don't want to make fun of these students because I know that this could be because operating systems are increasingly obscuring file/directory systems from their users.
But if I want to teach students to use a scripting/ #programming language independently, that's a real problem!
So my questions to you are: Do you have the same impression when teaching? And if so: How do you deal with this from a teaching perspective? To be honest, I don't want to use precious course time to teach the absolute basics of computers' file systems in the first session(s).