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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-05-29 07:02:39

Developers need side projects like fish need bicycles. 🐟 🚲
#programming #life

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-06-27 12:39:16

Is there anyone with Norwegian language setup on a desktop or mobile browser?
I need to know what your browser declares in `accept-language` header?
Is it nb-NO or no-NO? Or maybe both?
Boost for visibility please!
#webdev #programming
How to do it? Open any web…

@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-05-16 16:02:01

#Programming Myths We Desperately Need to Retire
amritpandey.io/programming-myt

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-26 22:28:20

Discord just released version 0.0.99 of its Linux client.
Tell me you don't actually give a damn about supporting something without telling me you don't actually give a damn about supporting something.
#Discord #Linux

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-06-24 12:52:38

Alle Welt belustigt sich über Monster­wort­komposita wie den Donau­dampf­schiff­fahrts­gesellschafts­kapitäns­mützen­reiniger im Deutschen.
Aber habt ihr mal einen Blick auf typische Methoden­bezeichner in Java-, C#-, $Whatever-Code geworfen?
#programming

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-20 16:51:59

The amount of pointless, useless, overly-complex indirection I see in so many well-established, popular projects makes me very sad.
Except when I am trying to debug it; then it makes me very angry.
#PHP #Programming

@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-06-19 16:16:02

#Programming's Greatest Mistakes
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9clBHENy4

@jonquark@mastodon.org.uk
2025-06-13 12:48:31

Inside every developer there are two wolves.
One wolf worries about cache invalidation.
The other wolf ponders deeply about the naming of things.
The third wolf makes off-by-one errors.
#programming #humor

@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-01 09:17:24

I found that a good exercise to get a deep understanding/ refreshing of datastructures is to implement them using Lua tables
#Lua #programming #DataStructures

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-16 20:17:22

I did not expect Martin Fowler to be so anti-CQRS. Anyone have other writeups that have a more balanced perspective?
#Programming r…

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-11 15:33:57

I don't mind solving hard and interesting problems.
But I do get unreasonably angry at tools that so clearly care about only one specific use case and give a big FU to any other, like the one I'm trying to solve.
#Programming #PHP

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-04 20:38:22

When your function expects a path fragment string as a parameter, you MUST specify, explicitly, if it should have a leading, trailing, or neither forward slash.
If you do not say *explicitly in the docblock of that exact function/method*, then you are wrong and your code is wrong and I will curse your name every time I am forced to use your broken code.
#Programming

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-18 18:06:12

#Copilot "Think Deeper" mode is much more useful than Quick Response. For coding, it has a "Senior Dev" posture (even alludes to it) including saying "ping if you've a question" and talking vague, defensive BS in circles.
That's a ✅ on ego and mumbo-jumbo parts of senior dev.
#AI #LLM #programming

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-18 10:04:23

I have a lot of cool pictures to share from hikes and such, but first I have some stylesheets with cascading speculations to fight, I mean write. 😟
#technology #webdev #programming #life #nerd

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-15 12:48:03

A large chunk of client JS code is just this over and over and over again. In case *I* removed a necessary element when *I* wasn't watching. 🤦‍♂️
```
const x = document.getElementById("X");
if (!x) {
console.error("X element not found.");
   return;
}
//later
alert("Check console.");
```
#technology #programming #JavaScript #defensiveProgramming

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-15 13:27:11

Any code segment is a 1-liner if you have composition. 🙄
#technology #programming #complexity #complicated #sarcasm

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-14 16:37:43

Promises are a JavaScript programmer's way of saying "I promise you this code is complicated." 🤓
#technology #JavaScript #programming #nerd #joke #nerdJoke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-05-31 00:44:15

Unfinished Git thoughts.
#ux #git #VS_Code #programming