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@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 14:38:29

had that moment when I did "npm install" and it found 0 vulnerabilities and I'm like... that never happens!
#software #programming #npm

(2 statistics profs, arguing.)
Don't try to tell ME that homo and hetero are the only kinds of skedasticity out here!
RRRRRR. I got your skedastic package RIGHT HERE!
#Maths #Statistics #Programming

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-17 16:51:18

#Programming #coding #codeReview

Single panel comic.
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
Image is two closed doors, both have a sign that says “Code Review”. Left door has two WTFs coming out of it, right door has several WTFs. Under left door it says, Good Code, under right door it says Bad Code.
@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social
2026-01-21 09:06:47

#programming #ProjectManagement #developers #deadlines

Text only: "I've set the wedding date, I've not asked her out yet".

- how software projects are managed
@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 19:15:03

Installing Visual Studio 2026 to see what all the buzz is about. Planning to migrate my project data web api from .NET 9 to 10, along with the new ide.
#programming #visualstudio #dotnet <…

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-14 04:54:50

Started the official rewrite of the Sisyphus client in #golang, working on getting the Ffmpeg command-line tasks parsed and validated against the schema. This should make things easier to distribute with respect to the client as I can just distribute static binaries.
#programming

A screenshot of the Ffmpeg structures in Golang that will store job information and be used to construct command-line arguments.
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-13 14:05:55

Happy National Rubber Ducky Day!
Today is the day to celebrate a programmer's best debugging tool!
#programming #rubberduckday #rubberduckyday

@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-08 16:34:19

Code is not always a liability. Code does have value. The value of code is measured by how much other code doesn't need to exist as a result.
#Programming #Software

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 06:45:40

🔧 Antifragile Programming and Why AI Won’t Steal Your Job
#programming

@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2025-12-16 14:56:49

When #teaching #Rstats / #statistics courses, I (and several colleagues of mine) made the experience that it is indeed pretty hard for a lot of students to cope with the file system on their computer. They have questions like: How do I know the "path" of a file? How do I control in which directory something is saved? WHY DO I NEED THIS?!?
I don't want to make fun of these students because I know that this could be because operating systems are increasingly obscuring file/directory systems from their users.
But if I want to teach students to use a scripting/ #programming language independently, that's a real problem!
So my questions to you are: Do you have the same impression when teaching? And if so: How do you deal with this from a teaching perspective? To be honest, I don't want to use precious course time to teach the absolute basics of computers' file systems in the first session(s).

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-31 15:50:57

A hyper-logical Halloween
#programming

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o’-lantern images.
trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat
@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-11-25 17:30:08

Why Engineers Can't Be Rational About #ProgrammingLanguages
spf13.com/p/the-hidden-convers

@mrysav@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 14:22:21

Happy Everything Breaks Day! The day when all the major tech companies lift their change freezes and deploy to production for the first time in weeks.
#tech #software #programming

@crell@phpc.social
2025-10-30 18:58:10

Of course this exists...
#Cobol #Programming