@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net2024-11-12 07:07:35
#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 04 - Stardrive
AVON: They couldn't. Which means that that one has been fitted with a new form of main drive unit.
ORAC: Which also means that the photonic space drive has been finally perfected by Dr. Plaxton.
@pdmckone@mstdn.ca2024-11-29 15:08:10
Can I ask you something? At home, when you go from your kitchen to your bathroom, where do you park?
That's crazy. I don't drive in the house. It's all --
Walkable?
Shut up. You don't understand stuff.
@pdmckone@mstdn.ca2024-10-25 12:33:51
The audience is outraged. "You'll never get away with this!"
As the limo begins its leisurely getaway, the Ginger Bear rolls down his window, turns directly to the audience and says, "I'll cut you a cheque. Two hunnerd enough?"
They clap.
@pdmckone@mstdn.ca2024-10-25 12:30:27
Bursting through the opening, the Ginger Bear finds himself outside. Seeing his getaway driver parked in the bike lane, he waddles over -- casually cutting down multiple trees along the way -- then climbs into the limo.
"Get the lawn signs ready," he growls to his henchmen. "I think it's going to be an election year."
"What!?" the audience shouts. "I thought this was a caper flick. He's done nothing but wreak destruction and leave a mess for others to clean up."
The director shrugs, "yeah."
@pdmckone@mstdn.ca2024-11-19 12:41:29