Tootfinder

🐍 Best fit is algorithmic code that can be tailored to hardware, but plain Python and PyTorch graphs also benefit, since the company says they are often far from optimal even under Torch's compiler.
🔧 Tracing and profiling overhead is capped at 2%, zero when idle. Setup: install the runtime, run your code. The model is hosted by doubleAI, so some trust is required.
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They stole what’s yours and are renting it back to you.
This is about most of the modern economy.

🔒 Kitten Security update
I just released a Kitten hotfix that upgrades the Kitten runtime to today’s Node 24.22.1 with a number of critical security fixes, including the eMudhra fix.
All Kitten production servers will automatically update within the next six hours if you do nothing.
If you want to upgrade your servers sooner, like I just did, sign in to your Settings panel and use the manual upgrade feature.

Consistency Demands Correct Rounding #maths #library #cplusplus

Mag ja sein, dass ich kein PHP-Crack bin - aber immerhin kann ich den Namen des Geburtsorts des PHP-Erfinders Rasmus Lerdorf aussprechen.
Qeqertarsuaq.
Kalaallisut (grönländisch) für "Große Insel", Hauptort der gleichnamigen zu Grönland gehörenden Insel, auf dänisch bekannt als Disko Ø.
Rasmus Lerdorfs Eltern sind Dänen, die einige Jahre in Grönland lebten.

After patching #PHP yesterday, you need to patch your #Node instances as well...
https://nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabil…

Node.js — Wednesday, October 21, 2026 Security Releases
Node.js® is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

Liebes #TechnikTagebuch,
ich werde keine Rente bekommen, weil ich kein iPhone habe!
Äh?
Renteninformation kann ich zwar online bestellen, die wird „per Post zugeschickt“. Ich kann nur leiderleider keine Adresse angeben. Bin ja aus DE ausgewandert. Ginge wohl auch über das Portal. In dem ich mich nicht anmelden kann, weil nur mit Ausweisapp. Und die geht nur mit smartp…

#RandomEarworm this one's annoying in many different ways. It's a crap theme song for a really crap working man's club type act that somehow got themselves on Radio 2, where I heard this awful thing perhaps three or four times in 1980-81 (I was given a tiny transistor radio for Christmas, all it could pick up was Radio 2.) No doubt there are a myriad of more urgent physiological fails for medical researchers to concentrate on, but once those things have all been cured, a pill that fixed 50 yeae old earworms will get someone enthr Nobel Prize for medicine, and they will bloody well deserve it.
https://youtu.be/dDmuQdf9H48?is=NW6ZmFbAPsN_LwtM
See, I told you it was crap, didn't I?

Dinge, die man so auf dem Spielplatz in #Magdeburg hört: "Das Pack davorne [random PoCs in einem imaginierten Wohnblock] muss jetzt weg". Das neue Normal