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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-06-23 22:42:50

#ReflectingPool

The reflecting pool is now the Strait of Warm Ooze.
I don’t make the rules.
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2026-06-21 11:41:32

@… Pulled algae out of my Washington DC pond yesterday, to keep away the tourists! #Reflectingpool

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-23 20:08:16

Trump: The pool is vandalized and we'll have to drain the water and redo the work.
White House: The contractor will be redoing the pool under warranty, no cost.
Now, why would the contractor redo the pool under warranty for no money if it wasn't their fault? πŸ€”
It doesn't add up, but that's nothing new with this administration.
#ReflectingPool #Greenwater #incoherence

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 21:07:11

Trump's incompetence on display for his dumb minions to see in all its disgusting green glory.
#trump #ReflectingPool

@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2026-06-19 20:10:42

And now they are draining the Reflecting Pool. Incompetents! (BTW, as a DC resident with a pond in my backyard, I could have told them that algae happens.) #reflectingpool #DC

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-24 16:28:36

Breaking: The Venezuelan gang *Tren de Agua* vandalized the Reflecting Pool to get back at the USA for kidnapping their president.πŸͺžπŸ’§
#TrenDeAgua #ReflectingPool #revenge #humor