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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-13 17:11:21

Only 33% of #Republicans believe they could win a fight against a lazy, McDonald’s-subsisting 80 year old who falls down ramps, falls asleep every 5 minutes, and refuses to #exercise because he thinks it depletes your body’s finite energy supply. Low energy, SAD! Beta cucks!
My mom, also 80, co…

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-07-11 02:33:18

If #Republicans whining about #election security aren't up in arms and totally outraged by Ken #Paxton saying 'vote where you live' and then not, they really don't care about #electionsecurity at all.