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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-25 22:44:39
Content warning: Gen AI bad holiday pun

Happy Holidays! Dad joke, macabre pun? I don’t know, I just hope search and rescue finds him in one piece. 😳😝🎄🛩️🔥
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays

A World War Two era plane with its name “History” emblazoned on the side of the fuselage, piloted by a reindeer with a red nose, Rudolph, who is looking out from the opening of the front windshield, is aflame and starts to fall and tumble out of level flight as Dean Martin sings, “you’ll go down in history…”