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It sounds like the judge is allowing in a fair amount here that isn't strictly relevant but hammers home both the absurdity and the political context.
#sandwichgate
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@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-09-06 21:14:24

Saw this amazing Sandwich Guy banner at the Free DC march today. #FreeDC #SandwichGuy #WashingtonDC

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-11-17 13:28:16

Good Morning #Canada
Happy National Homemade Bread Day for all those with enough dough to celebrate. There's no data on how many of us make their own bread at home, but there are 1,321 bakery product manufacturing establishments and more than 1,406 retail bakeries in Canada. Canada annually ranks in the top 10 worldwide in wheat production, 6th or 7th, depending on the year, but we don't eat a lot of bread. #StatsCan says we consume approximately 30 kg per person yearly, which doesn't put us in the top 30 internationally - Turkey's citizens eat 6 times as much as us. We spend about 10% of our grocery bill on baked goods, and that has increased almost 30% over the past 5 years. Canada exports $5.2B in baked goods annually with $5B of that going to the U.S. market.
#CanadaIsAwesome #Sandwich
My favourite type of bread: Please boost for scientific significance.
Plain White (I leave my socks on too)
Bagels (Montreal preferred)
Sourdough (nothing to do with my personality)
French - loaf or baguette (I also support Bilingualism)
Italian - loaf, focaccia, calabrese (I'm also a pasta lover)

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-27 21:25:18

Time to test the theory that prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich.
#DOJ #sandwich #prosecution #grandjury #uspol

@ckent@urbanists.social
2025-11-06 12:13:21

I expected more of the internet. Instead all I have is a confused search engine. #rueben #rubens #sandwich #art

Partial screenshot of a web search attempting to find the intersection of artist Paul Rubens and the food named Rueben Sandwich.  The search result is merely alternating between large paintings in art galleries, very generous meat-filling sandwiches, and self portraits from 400 years ago.