On the subway yesterday someone sitting next to me was scrolling through either twitter or bluesky; I couldn't tell which, and I didn't want to obviously stare. But it was incredibly tempted to turn to them and say, "Have you heard the good news? The good news about John Mastodon?" If only I had literature with me!
If you're an AI slop whiner, keep scrolling... otherwise set phasers to "Hair Metal" cuz we all love the smell of dilithium in the morning.
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Wie iets van minister Van Weel wil lezen, moet eerst op X langs beelden van vrouwen in bikini scrollen | de Volkskrant
https://archive.ph/XLwVY
said I was gonna read my book and immediately went back to scrolling smgdh time to scroll this book
Von Infantinos peinlicher Trump-Huldigung bis zur Koalitionskrise, hessische Schimpfworte, der Zauber beleuchteter Fenster und die ewige Silvester-Debatte um das Böllern. Die #Wochenschau spannt den Bogen von skurrilen Traditionen über hessisch babbele bis zu Speichelleckerei.
Mastodon is absolutely useless for scrolling for three hours instead of sleeping.
Good night.
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