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But, but, but I thought Trump had "negotiated" a magical cease fire between Israel & Hamas?
Could it be that it's all bullsh-t & as usual he's the worst kind of incompetent?
#shocked #sarcasm

By the way, what time is the Rapture occurring tomorrow? I have a few things I want to do beforehand, so hopefully it will be later in the day.
#Rapture #Sarcasm

"Trump administration ends government’s annual report on hunger in America"
There. Hunger problem solved. Next.
/s
#hunger #uspol #sarcasm

RE: #sarcasm

I don't know what y'all are complaining about. $230M is less than a dollar per person in USA; less than $2 per voter or tax filer.
How about y'all include $2 "injustice compensation" in annual tax filing for the next four years and we call it square? Deal? 🤑
#USA #uspol #DOJ #corruption #sarcasm

Nvidia is obviously not Enron: Enron was (supposedly) in the energy-producing business; Nvidia is clearly in the energy-guzzling business. Also they used a very different accounting scheme.
/s
#Nvidia #Enron #business #finance #comparison #sarcasm

#psa: Trumpenol causes brain damage.
#Tylenol #acetamenophin #health #Trumpenol #USA #warning #sarcasm

A very special "hello" to the folks who came up with HTML `title` attribute. An even more special "hello" to those who decided that an anchor's tooltip will be marked up as its "title".
🙄
#technology #design #webdev #html ##markup #sarcasm

"there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren't forced to serve seven years in prison"
I know. One of those "rogues" might even be(come) President. 🤷‍♂️
#USA #uspol #GeorgeSantos #Santos #justice #sarcasm #shrug

Yes, use AI to organize tabs and save time because placing a tab in a group is such a demanding and complex task. 🙄
#AI #hype #Microsoft #MicrosoftEdge #technology #misuse #sarcasm

United States doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically.
And that's why I'm raising the H1 visa fees to a ridiculously high $100K.
I call it the Art of the Deal.
🙄
#uspol #USA #employment #skills #stupidity #sarcasm

"I don't know her but I can't believe they gave her the Nobel Prize. She is a 5 at best."
– Someone in Washington DC
#Nobel #NobelPrize #peace #NYT #news #sarcasm

"Three billionaires surprised diners when they walked into a popular fried chicken restaurant on Thursday – and picked up everyone’s bill."
That's nice but call me when billionaires pick up the tab for everyone's food for at least a year. 🫤
#sarcasm #food #inequality #wealth

#128 on the 2025 Global Peace Index. Nice going America. 🇺🇸 🙄
#USA #peace #happiness #sad #sarcasm

"Denzel Washington doesn’t watch movies anymore"
Denzel finally watched one of the Equalizer sequels? 🤔
#movies #Equalizer #DenzelWashington #joke #sarcasm #truth

AI: use "minimal utility CS classes" like one class to set padding right, another for margin top, one more for height,...
Me:
(ofc this styling approach didn't start with AI)
#webdev #CSS #AI #LLM #sarcasm #opinion