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By the way, what time is the Rapture occurring tomorrow? I have a few things I want to do beforehand, so hopefully it will be later in the day.
#Rapture #Sarcasm

Oh dear…
AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified - Ars Technica
#horrified #suchnicepeopletoo #sarcasm

"Trump administration ends government’s annual report on hunger in America"
There. Hunger problem solved. Next.
/s
#hunger #uspol #sarcasm

RE: #sarcasm

I don't know what y'all are complaining about. $230M is less than a dollar per person in USA; less than $2 per voter or tax filer.
How about y'all include $2 "injustice compensation" in annual tax filing for the next four years and we call it square? Deal? 🤑
#USA #uspol #DOJ #corruption #sarcasm

If there are two things Americans love, it’s vaccines and flossing. #sarcasm https://flipboard.com/@health/the-latest-health-news…

Future vaccines could be delivered by dental floss
Researchers tested the new method on lab mice teeth. Hypodermic needles remain the most common method of administering lifesaving vaccines, but that doesn’t mean receiving the jab has gotten more pleasant over time. Now, biomedical engineers are exploring a new approach that could ditch shots …

#ice

My Career Opportunities With ICE
Uncle Sam wants to hire me to get rid of the worst of the worst.

A very special "hello" to the folks who came up with HTML `title` attribute. An even more special "hello" to those who decided that an anchor's tooltip will be marked up as its "title".
🙄
#technology #design #webdev #html ##markup #sarcasm

#psa: Trumpenol causes brain damage.
#Tylenol #acetamenophin #health #Trumpenol #USA #warning #sarcasm

"there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren't forced to serve seven years in prison"
I know. One of those "rogues" might even be(come) President. 🤷‍♂️
#USA #uspol #GeorgeSantos #Santos #justice #sarcasm #shrug

Yes, use AI to organize tabs and save time because placing a tab in a group is such a demanding and complex task. 🙄
#AI #hype #Microsoft #MicrosoftEdge #technology #misuse #sarcasm

"I don't know her but I can't believe they gave her the Nobel Prize. She is a 5 at best."
– Someone in Washington DC
#Nobel #NobelPrize #peace #NYT #news #sarcasm

#128 on the 2025 Global Peace Index. Nice going America. 🇺🇸 🙄
#USA #peace #happiness #sad #sarcasm

"Denzel Washington doesn’t watch movies anymore"
Denzel finally watched one of the Equalizer sequels? 🤔
#movies #Equalizer #DenzelWashington #joke #sarcasm #truth