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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-21 17:23:39

#limerick #satire #USpol

Donny J had to put on his pants,
To go to the inaugural dance.
He pulled up with a sigh,
And yanked on the fly;
Someone please call an ambulance. 

davidaugust.com
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 00:20:17

Cadet Bone Spur
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@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 13:50:17

SPOILERS AHEAD
#satire

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 22:20:15

Gropenfürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 17:20:17

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 20:20:17

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 02:20:15

Donny McLiarface
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 03:20:16

Emperor Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 00:20:15

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 15:20:12

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 13:20:19

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 16:20:14

Mayor McTreason
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 01:20:29

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 23:21:43

Nacho N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 09:20:15

Walker: Taxes Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 13:20:23

The Pedo in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 03:20:12

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 03:20:16

Frumious Grabhersnatch
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 00:20:21

Happy Meal Hussein
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 22:20:16

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 08:20:16

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 15:20:12

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 20:20:13

Trumpster Fire
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 10:20:16

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 17:20:18

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 20:20:16

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 02:20:14

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 06:20:15

Little Donnie Small Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 21:20:12

Abominable Showman
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 01:20:15

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 06:20:14

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 02:20:13

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 22:20:15

Pissant Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 06:20:13

Attila the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 14:20:18

Candyvan McTaco Twit
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 19:20:19

Gropey the Clown
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 09:20:15

Impeached Beached Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 18:20:13

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-23 05:20:12

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-23 08:20:16

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 12:20:52

Benedict Donald
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 10:20:32

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 05:20:15

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 21:20:17

Donny McLiarface
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 09:20:15

Collusion Contusion
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 13:20:14

Alexander Scamilton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 06:20:12

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 19:20:16

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 11:20:17

Commander in Thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 17:20:31

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 02:20:17

Dictator Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 17:20:54

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 16:20:12

Hair GropenFürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 03:20:15

King Baby Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 00:20:13

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 10:20:19

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 14:20:14

Hatch Act Hack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 16:20:22

Donny McLiarface
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 16:20:13

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 04:20:14

Budget Bashar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 11:20:13

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 21:20:18

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 01:20:17

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 12:20:19

Pissadent Chump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 14:20:19

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 05:20:13

Donny Nappleseed
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 20:20:14

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 08:20:16

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 01:20:28

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 13:20:16

Draft Dodgin' Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 07:20:13

Commander in Fleece
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 04:20:15

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 22:20:21

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 05:20:13

Donald Duck-the-draft
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 18:20:22

Hitler's Herpe
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 03:20:15

Donny Nappleseed
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 09:20:12

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 20:20:13

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 07:20:16

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 08:20:14

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 08:20:16

Impeached Beached Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 23:20:13

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 10:20:16

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 21:20:20

Chicken Out Lout
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 07:20:13

Little Donnie Small Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 12:20:14

Abominable Showman
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 21:20:14

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 19:20:15

Pee-resident Dump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 13:20:13

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 19:20:15

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 22:20:20

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 22:20:16

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 23:20:20

Lil' Donny Moscow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 02:20:17

The Kompromat Kid
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 19:20:16

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 01:20:14

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 09:20:15

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 04:20:16

Draft Dodgin' Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 00:20:15

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 08:20:15

Dorito Mussolini
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