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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 16:20:07

Teflon Don
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 14:39:59

More guerrilla art on the National Mall. 🤣👍
Read the alt-text for the best guess at the text on the plaque.
#art #satire #humor

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PHOTO: Two people standing and playing video game arcade consoles featuring artwork branded as "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell" and depicting Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, JD Vance, and RFK Jr. along with quotes and tweets from some of them. Between the two players is a plaque reading "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell. The Trump administration knows thatt the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game. That's why they've been pumping out the sickes…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 08:20:07

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 14:20:07

Metamucilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 01:20:08

Count Flatula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 09:20:06

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 11:20:06

Been-a-Dick Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 19:20:08

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 00:20:06

King of the Shill
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 12:20:06

Hair Force One
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 16:20:06

Impeached Beached Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 21:20:06

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 18:20:07

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 23:20:06

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 20:20:07

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 01:20:07

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 15:20:07

Donye West
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 16:20:08

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 02:20:08

Diaper Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 12:20:11

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 15:20:07

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 07:20:06

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 13:20:06

Attila the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 22:20:03

Presidementia
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 09:20:06

President Dumpster
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 14:20:06

Tangerine Palpatine
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 04:20:05

White Supresident
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 19:20:06

Collusion Contusion
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 11:20:06

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 03:20:03

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 19:20:05

The Mad Red Hatter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 08:20:06

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 22:20:07

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 02:20:05

Clustertrump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 22:20:06

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 10:20:07

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 11:20:02

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 05:20:06

Commander in Fleece
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 18:20:08

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 22:20:07

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 07:20:07

The Turd Reich
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 07:20:07

Mango Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 17:20:08

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 01:20:07

Hair Force One
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 17:20:07

President Dumpster
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 06:20:08

Felonious Stunk
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 09:20:07

Donny McLiarface
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 15:20:07

Kim Don Un
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 03:20:05

Bunker Boy
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 10:20:08

Happy Meal Hussein
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 02:20:06

Cheeto Pedo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 06:20:05

Commander in Cheats
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 09:20:05

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 22:20:06

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 22:20:06

Hippopotus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 19:20:06

Pedoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 10:20:06

Presidementia
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 13:20:08

Uncle Scam
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 03:20:06

Phony Soprano
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 08:20:09

Criminal in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 08:20:07

Hair Force One
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 00:20:06

The Quicker Fucker Upper
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 14:20:07

Traitor Tot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 18:20:08

Bragger Vance
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 05:20:06

His Maga-sty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 11:20:08

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 00:20:05

Gropey the Clown
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 04:20:06

Cheeto Pedo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 15:20:07

Disinfectant Dolt
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 05:20:05

Hitler's Herpe
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 13:20:06

Poopy Pumpkin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 04:20:06

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 20:20:07

L. Ron Chubbard
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 04:20:03

Julius Cheeser
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 07:20:06

Tangerine Terror
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 21:20:06

Founding Farter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 03:20:06

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 14:20:06

President Thump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 13:20:07

Petty Roosevelt
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 14:20:05

Pampers President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 00:20:06

Orange Glazed Grifter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 17:20:07

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 23:20:07

Quid Pro Combover
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 07:20:06

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 15:20:06

The Quicker Fucker Upper
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 18:20:07

Gropey the Clown
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 18:20:03

Obese-wan Kenobi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 19:20:02

Ronald McFondle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 12:20:06

The Lyin' King
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 16:20:03

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 20:20:06

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 02:20:05

Darth Tax Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 06:20:03

Fattyshack
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 01:20:05

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 23:20:07

Der Derpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 05:20:06

Nelson Tandela
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 17:20:07

His Maga-sty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 01:20:05

Generalissimo Geritol
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 15:20:06

Flabio
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 11:20:06

Orange Foolius
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#satire #potus45