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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 06:20:06

Needy Amin
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 20:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 00:20:03

Jabba the Gut
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 15:20:03

Scooby Coup
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 03:20:03

Donvict
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 01:20:18

Hair Force One
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 18:20:07

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 12:20:06

Hair GropenFürhrer
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 18:20:06

General Liesenhower
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 21:20:09

Agent Orange
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 21:20:08

Been-a-Dick Donald
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 02:20:04

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 03:20:03

Mango Zedong
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 19:20:06

Alexander Scamilton
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 13:20:03

Benedict Donald
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 13:20:07

Tangerine Taint Waffle
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 08:20:09

The Notorious P.I.G.
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 03:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 12:20:06

Mar-a-Lardass
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 21:20:03

Douche Bigelow
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 15:20:07

Metamucilini
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 10:20:06

Gaseous Clay
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 02:20:04

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 18:20:04

Little Donnie Small Hands
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 18:20:03

Tangerine Terror
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 02:20:03

Tyrant from Temu
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 09:20:08

Chump in Chief
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 23:20:06

Blob Vila
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 20:20:04

King Baby Coward
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 01:20:07

White Supresident
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 09:20:03

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 05:20:04

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 09:20:09

Nectarine N*zi
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 23:20:04

The Pedo in Chief
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 19:20:03

Abominable Showman
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 14:20:16

Coppertone Coward
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 00:20:14

Mandarin Mussolini
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 17:20:04

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 11:20:03

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 19:20:07

Lie-a-tollah
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 00:20:06

Pedoführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 08:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 01:20:10

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 20:20:05

Lie-a-tollah
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 03:20:06

Rip One Van Winkle
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 04:20:06

Pedoführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:20:06

Chicken Out Lout
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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 02:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 00:20:06

Felonious Chunk
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 11:20:04

Commander in Cheats
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 12:20:03

President TACO
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 11:20:06

Been-a-Dick Donald
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 07:20:03

Pedoführer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 00:20:03

Admiral Ipecac
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 22:20:06

Cadet Bone Spur
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 01:20:16

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 09:20:06

Criminal in Chief
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 11:20:06

King Leer
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 21:20:04

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 06:20:07

Humpty Trumpty
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 05:20:06

Marmalade Misogynist
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 23:20:07

Tangerine Taint Waffle
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 17:20:06

Scooby Coup
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 22:20:06

Salmon Satan
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 01:20:05

President Dunning-Kruger
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 22:20:03

Cheetolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 13:20:05

Don Whoreleon
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 14:20:03

Super Spreader in Chief
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 17:20:06

Donye West
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 05:20:07

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 22:20:06

Donny Nappleseed
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 10:20:06

Girth Vader
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 11:20:09

President Thump
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 12:20:03

Frumious Grabhersnatch
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 10:20:13

Benedict Donald
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 08:20:03

Mar-a-Lardo
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 15:20:03

Gropey the Clown
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 18:20:06

Emperor Poopy Pants
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 08:20:06

Paprika Pinochet
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 13:20:06

Uncle Scam
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 09:20:03

Orange Glazed Grifter
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 14:20:06

Al Caporn
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 10:20:06

Cheeto in Chief
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 16:20:06

Mr. Miracle Ear
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 11:20:07

Mango Unchained
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 17:20:06

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 12:20:06

The Nodfather
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 06:20:04

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 06:20:17

Tangelo Mump
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 16:20:03

Scooby Coup
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 20:20:06

Little Donnie Small Hands
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 14:20:04

Darth Tax Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 04:20:15

Ancient Orange
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 16:20:05

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 02:20:04

Don the Con
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 16:20:06

Dollar Tree Dictator
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 08:20:17

Jabba the Gut
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 23:20:06

Combover Castro
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 05:20:08

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 14:20:06

The Nodfather
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45