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@flberger@nerdculture.de
2026-03-16 09:06:51

Just arrived at my first #FOSSBackstage and OMG I did not expect it to be such a sausage fest. Like, it's 2026, people. 😳

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-14 13:05:49

Too good not to steal for #AltText. mstdn.social/@faraiwe/11640312

Monospaced text, from an imaginary transcript of Dune:

“[…] scene

“Paul Atreides just made it, through a mad dash to rocks, after crossing drum sand. A sandworm is in his heels.

“Paul stands at the edge of the rock, as the sand wormrises from the sand, thrumming, scales clicking and chittering. Paul is dead meat, as the couple hundred meter long sausage of doom towers over him.

“The sand worm stops, opens his round mouth, and starts thumping at Paul.

“A thumper nearby goes off. Sand worm t…
@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-04-07 08:16:51

When and if archeology is done on this society, they'll be puzzled, as I am, by the prodigious number of chickens kept, slaughtered, processed, eaten.
Surely it must be a religion, or part of the cult that led to the end of that 'civilisation'.
Greggs launches chicken version of sausage and vegan rolls in 'iconic trilogy' | ITV News

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 00:26:58

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc
:neocat_thief:

Photo of a cat with a sausage in its mouth while leaning on a sliding glass door to be let inside. Caption is:

Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
@simoncox@seocommunity.social
2026-03-10 16:39:34

Just had a great lunch at the Haycutter in Oxted - with some fine beers - Wantsum's Opus and a Black Prince; and a Loxhill Biscuit - along with sausage and mash. Excellent luncheon.
My efforts on Untapped are an uphill struggle – when I was looking to log in the Opus and realised Wantsum Brewery have 216 beers listed, I have managed 2, so far...

@benke@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-07 18:02:48

Festival of sausages 🙂

Sausages frying
More food on tables
@nelson@tech.lgbt
2026-03-07 21:52:32

Excellent dinner of Fabada Asturiana, Spain's answer to cassoulet. Bean stew with cuts of delicious fatty pork sausage and something like bacon. This one was served with beans and meats cooked separately which was a really nice touch, kept the flavors distinct. Very satisfying with good pork.

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 00:38:23

It’s been a while since I’ve made a pizza. Sausage with mozzarella, garlic, and onion.

A pizza with a charred crust, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and sausage sits on a wooden cutting board next to bottles of olive oil.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-04-01 21:05:34

Conn, sonar... Bratwurst in the water bearing 278

Grocery stocking cart labeled "bacon & sausage u-boat" for some reason
@doktrock@toad.social
2026-02-02 14:07:21

How I start the new week

Cylindrical packages containing cylindrical tubes of what is labeled "fish sausage."
The brand name is "Mr Bong" and the label has an image of a Clark Kent type person, flexing an arm muscle, and an image of the flag of South Korea