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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-09-18 21:15:10

We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.
#ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame

This is a screenshot from the web game "Family Life" by Supersonic. Due to circumstances, I had an exceptionally large number of deaths in the family this update. The popup shows the faces of the 5 deceased family members, but Instead of listing all the names individually, the game took the short cut with the message "Vaugh, Kyle, and a few other elderly people passed away because they were too old." Sorry Briella, Grace, and Beatrice, but you shouldn't have died poor if you wanted to be remem…
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-09-17 04:13:49

You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?
Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh
Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.
The all new iPhone 18.
#ScottHumor

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-08-28 01:35:16

“What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”
*steps into police call box*
#ScottHumor #NerdHumor

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-06-24 05:35:41

Who is Broccoli Rob? What did he do to earn such notoriety amongst TV chefs?
#ScottHumor