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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-04-17 16:30:12

Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.
#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-04-03 20:40:26

Yo momma’s ass is so fat, it collapsed into a neutron star.
#ScottHumor #PhysicsJokes #AstrophysicsJokes

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-04-30 07:12:51

I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.
#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor