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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-09-17 04:13:49

You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?
Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh
Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.
The all new iPhone 18.
#ScottHumor

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-09-26 15:26:35

Ad for Great Courses: “How Jesus Became God”
Me: self-help guides have become ambitious.
#ScottHumor

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-08-28 01:35:16

“What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”
*steps into police call box*
#ScottHumor #NerdHumor