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SEASONS GREASONS!
#SeasonsGreasons #IdLoveSomeoneToComeDownMyChimney

Christmas lights of a candle, holly and two baubles that look ferociously like a cock and balls.

MINGES!
WILLIES!
ARMPITS!
THAT NICE SOFT BIT ON THE BACK OF YOUR KNEEEE!
BUMHOLEEEEEEEES!
I guarantee if you shout the above at your forthcoming Crimbo fam gatherings, you will be blessed by the great goddess FANNYFLAPS with untold riches.
UNTOLD, I SAY!
#MerryCrisis #SeasonsGreasons