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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 18:42:24

#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #DickCheney

Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 22:05:52

#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit
Some poor slob stuck in a "Corporate Team Building Exercise" where they're required to write their "superpower" on the board.
If I had to engage in that exercise - I suspect I may put something like
Leverage Synergy between Verticals to Achieve a Forward Looking Vision of Client Focused Solutions Designed to Maxim…

an empty board with the text at the upper left: WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 17:09:34

#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

For my non-American friends, I know Thanksgiving is a little confusing, so I'll try to break it down for you. Today is the day the United States celebrates the independence from the reign of Lord Gobble, a 50-foot tall turkey/sasquatch hybrid who demanded human sacrifices every November. In 1863, Abraham Lincoln rode his eagle-gryphon into battle, singlehandedly slaying Lord Gobble and freeing us from the blood oath to our fearsome tyrant, In celebration of this momentous victory, we consume…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 16:49:55

I occasionally stop by Reddit for a couple of chuckles. As per usual - the magic is always in the comments
#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a meme presented in a Reddit post, consisting of a split image and a caption. Above the split image, the text reads "No one: Humans during sex:". The left half of the split image features a cartoonish depiction of a person, seemingly a woman, wearing a cowboy hat and sitting in the driver's seat of a car. The person is looking forward and holding the steering wheel. Below this image, there is a calculator with the equation "100 - 31" displayed. The right half of the split image pre…