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2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou

Gonzo! Have you no dignity?

of course not how Iong have we worked together?!

inthefallofasparrow
Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he
should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long,
only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
lovinglystar

Because it is one
OBO 147,980 notes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick

@audiohymn
"Do you like the Microsoft
Teams app?" Does
Sisyphus like his boulder

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950
Watched Feb 7, 2023
this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly
Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only
seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted

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2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus

| have the window open and just saw a cat run
by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!"

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

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2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks
Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.

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2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish
the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth
dylarama
where'd you hear that
automaticfave
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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2026-01-20 14:29:02

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2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…

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2026-02-18 21:58:29

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2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without.

The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…

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2025-12-18 22:19:32

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man.

Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…

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2026-02-17 19:07:52

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2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo

@alex_soo0b
i am a party animal it’s just
that the animal in question is
the sleepytime tea bear

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025."

The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla
It’s important to have ugly time. Time
where ur ugly. And just get to sit and
be ugly. And when people say “nooo u
could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly
time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s
important

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 20:47:17

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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road.

In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

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The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd.

Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…

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2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE".

The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…

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2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution".

The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall.

The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…

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2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien
@ObsoleteDogma
Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t
Start the Fire just about the last week

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
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The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling.

The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure.

The top right section is in black and white and d…

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2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"

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2026-02-13 02:10:44

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2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com
@nerfnoodle
The fact that women go “hey can you not take off
my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…

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2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze

@bazecraze

| like to watch the Olympics and guess
how far into each event | would die.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain.

The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…

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2025-12-10 01:53:53

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The image is a four-panel comic strip. The art style is minimalist, using simple line drawings and a limited color palette of black, white, and a few accents of red and purple.

Panel 1: The first panel sets the scene. It depicts a mother figure, drawn with a large white body and black hair with a red bow. Two children, one with a ponytail and one with short hair, stand facing her. A purple speech bubble asks, "MOM, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE?" The mother is labeled "Me", while the children are label…

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2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I
know what the next word was
going to be

pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po

@letitrainathousandfiames

gasbreakdip

Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal,
who likes to advertise his aromatic
candles shaped like male genitalia
on Twitter, has been arrested on
manslaughter charges following a
man's death during a mystic ritual
in which he inhaled psychedelic
toad venom @AFP

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2025-12-04 15:21:52

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Me listening to songs about drugs and murder
on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because
my tummy hurts

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

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merry twigsmas
@notpixietit

im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is
BANNED, we are only allowed to say
happy holidays
my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard
they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 17:17:31

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The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall.

The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…

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2025-11-29 00:09:03

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How many colours of the alphabet does it take
to taste math?

- Left
- Right

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground.

To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style.

The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
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The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device.

A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
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Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU

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2026-01-31 16:07:58

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