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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-16 14:09:47

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The image is a humorous meme constructed from a combination of text and a photo. It features a screenshot of a Twitter post with superimposed text. At the top of the image, there is a circular profile picture of a man with a yellow outline. Underneath is his Twitter handle and username "Mike Toole @MichaelToole". Below the profile picture, there is a list of three lines of text that read, "it's time to burn the incense," "it's time to slay the sheep," and "it's time to wake the muppets from a …
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2025-09-17 01:23:54

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The image showcases an open casket, likely in a funeral home or similar setting. The casket is the central focus, positioned on a wheeled stand. The casket's exterior has a distressed, weathered appearance with a predominantly white base and a hint of gray, giving it a rustic or vintage aesthetic. The sides of the casket feature black handles. The interior of the casket is lined with pristine white fabric. The head area of the casket is adorned with the words "Lived, Laughed, Loved" in a delic…
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2025-07-17 00:12:09

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The year | was born getting a little far on that little scrolly thing
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2025-10-13 20:00:28

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2025-10-12 20:13:02

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> It is 2025 BC. | am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. | am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-12 21:10:18

To be fair - it is Taco Tuesday™ today
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Eric Daugherty✔ @EricLDaugh BREAKING: President Trump announces NO extensions will be granted after the August 1st deadline hits for tariffs. 10:47 AM Jul 8, 2025 @THISS YOUU Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh BREAKING: President Trump just extended the China tariff deadline 90 days . 2:52 PM Aug 11, 2025
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2025-10-11 16:29:03

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My signature move is writing “please see attached” and then confidently hitting send with absolutely nothing attached.
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2025-10-11 16:23:24

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when a person with a mullet tells me joy cont give a fuck, i 100% believe them.
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2025-08-12 00:02:21

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The image showcases a portion of a restroom door. The door is painted in a light, off-white color and features a combination lock and a handle. A handwritten sign, taped to the door, indicates "Restroom Code" followed by the number "521984". The sign is made of plain white paper and the text is written in black marker. The combination lock is a metallic gray color and has a keypad with numbers 1 through 9, an asterisk, and a zero. Above the lock is a circular indicator with the word "VACANT" v…
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2025-08-11 22:47:22

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non-alcoholic beer? You mean brown sadness water
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 17:15:57

We've got an updated cat-a-logue.
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He is back in stock
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-12 00:14:40

Not enough people use cakes to celebrate important life events
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The image shows a rectangular cake with white frosting and red lettering. The cake is sitting on a metal cooling rack, which is placed on a surface that appears to be a countertop. The cake is decorated with pink frosting along the edges in a wavy design. The red lettering on the cake reads, "THANK YOU FOR HELPING COCKBLOCK A THREESOME I DIDN'T WANT. SORRY THE POLICE GOT INVOLVED." The lettering is somewhat uneven, suggesting it was written by hand. The composition is a close-up shot, focusing …
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2025-10-11 02:45:20

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No.Comtet-Brita@AQContextBrits - 13m Bit late for advice now) ANNE BOLEYN DUCK £6.00
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2025-08-09 12:57:07

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Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Say what you will about animal intelligence but at least if you leave birds alone for a few thousands years they don't invent subprime mortgages
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-09 21:35:31

To be fair - it's still more valid than INTJ
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‘The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure (1x38B) Something wen wrong. Contact website administrator with the provided error code for troubleshooting
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2025-10-08 19:55:25

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The image is a black and white meme featuring two men, likely John F. Kennedy and Robert Kennedy, in a humorous conversation. The scene appears to be outdoors, with a background of blurred foliage and what seems to be a building facade on the right. The man on the left is seen from the side, wearing a dark suit and tie. His arms are crossed, and his expression is thoughtful. The man on the right is facing the viewer, also in a suit and tie. He has his arms crossed and is looking towards the v…
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2025-08-07 13:04:45

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gwen stefani was right, this shit is bananas
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2025-08-08 02:46:27

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they’re purring ev chargers at select Waffle House locations in the south. we’re about to see how an ev charging station can be used as a weapon.
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2025-08-08 00:10:21

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3 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WALK INTO A BAR YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE
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2025-10-07 01:02:03

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| don't think anyone knows what "without further ado" means anymore. Every YouTube video is like, "so without further ado, let's get into it! But first, today's sponsor hed My dude. That is literally further ado. [i walmartlevelgoofy 3g Bi The ado. It furthens
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2025-10-06 20:52:38

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Image of Roger Moore in a poster for the James Bond Movie A VIEW TO UNALIVE
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2025-08-07 00:12:08

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"Master has given Dobby a Glock! Dobby is free!"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-05 14:20:49

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2025-08-05 13:02:43

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-04 01:28:52

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The image is a meme that critiques a social media post. The meme is composed of several elements: At the top, there's a circular profile picture of a smiling young woman, along with the word "blinging". Below that, text reads "The family I babysit for bought me a car for my 18th birthday! sooo thankful". The text is in a clean, sans-serif font. Beneath the text, there are two identical photos side-by-side. Each photo features the same young woman from the profile picture, standing in front of…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-02 22:39:57

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| hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-02 21:45:16

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A what now?
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2025-08-02 13:39:58

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When the group chat lit and you gotta get your joke in before the subject change
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2025-09-30 23:58:29

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The image shows a framed bulletin board, likely located at a church or community center. The board is enclosed in a silver frame. The background of the board is dark grey or black, possibly felt or a similar material. White plastic letters are used to display the information. The top of the board reads "EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARISH HALL". Below this, a schedule is presented. Each day of the week is listed with an associated activity: Monday features "Alcoholics Anonymous"; Tuesday, "Abused Spou…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-30 22:48:05

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The image is a meme that humorously depicts a lion as a visual representation of a person's reaction when their girlfriend produces a louder fart. The main element is a digitally altered image of a lion. The lion is drawn in a realistic style with a golden-brown mane and fur. It is positioned on an orange arrow that slopes upwards, suggesting the lion is climbing. The lion's posture suggests defeat or surprise. The lion's expression seems to convey a sense of shock or disappointment. To the r…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-30 01:18:58

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The image depicts a man holding a cardboard sign in an urban setting. The sign reads "Stop asking me to enable notifications for your app." The man is the focal point of the image, positioned centrally and facing the viewer, though his gaze is directed slightly to the right. He has light skin, curly brown hair, and is wearing sunglasses. He is dressed in a black long-sleeved shirt. His arms are raised, holding the sign above his head. The background suggests a city street scene. To the left of…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-30 00:06:37

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Xd Owl! at the Library @ THERAPIST: what do we say when we’re afraid of getting out of bed? ME: “for Frodo” THERAPIST *nodding*: for Frodo.
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2025-09-30 00:00:39

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© Lobe 4 @Lovandfear I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship You can be at ease only with those people to whom you an say any damn fool thing that comes into yout head, knowing they will respond in kind, and knowing that any misunderstandings will be thrashed out right pow; rather than buried deep and given a chance to ester
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2025-09-29 01:48:48

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The image is a meme featuring the character SpongeBob SquarePants. The top of the image has the text "When someone asks what you do for a living." The main focus is on SpongeBob's body, specifically the torso area. SpongeBob's yellow, porous body is at the top and right side of the frame. His shirt is white with black outlining. A red tie is visible, and his yellow hand rests on the brown desk below. The main element is a name tag that reads "Professional meme-stealer" in black font. The name…
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2025-07-29 23:17:00

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And now, a word from our lawyer. DON'T
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2025-07-28 16:49:25

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Friend: Do you remember that part in Star Wars when— Me: Yes.
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2025-07-28 16:32:29

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The image captures a striking scene featuring a rainbow arching over a "The Beer Store" establishment. The sky is predominantly a pale gray, hinting at overcast weather. A vibrant rainbow dominates the upper portion of the frame, displaying a full spectrum of colors from red to violet. The bottom of the rainbow appears to touch down just beyond the roof of the beer store, creating a humorous visual juxtaposition. The beer store itself is a modern, rectangular building with a red rectangular si…
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2025-07-28 15:15:48

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The image is a humorous infographic comparing different levels of pain, presented in a minimalist style using stick figures and colored bars. The title "LEVELS OF PAIN" is at the top in bold, black text. The infographic is divided into four sections. The first section, labeled "Slap," shows a stick figure being slapped in the face by another stick figure. A progress bar below this section is partially filled with a light blue color, indicating the level of pain. The second section, labeled "C…
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2025-07-28 23:53:53

Tickling the goose's tail . . .
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The image showcases a whimsical setup on a wooden surface, likely a desk or shelf. The central focus is on a 3D-printed goose figurine, its white body and orange beak and feet standing out against the other elements. The goose is holding a black screwdriver in its beak, appearing to "work" on a grey, 3D-printed spherical object. This sphere is composed of two parts, a top and a bottom section, and has a small hole on the top. Other items are scattered around the scene. To the left of the goose…
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2025-07-27 19:24:23

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The image shows a sign for Vincent Massey Community School in front of a backdrop of trees and a cloudy sky. The sign is rectangular with a light background and dark blue borders. At the top of the sign, there is the logo for Saskatchewan Rivers School Division No. 119, including a stylized image of trees and waves. The words "Excellence for Every Learner" are written below the logo. The main text of the sign reads "VINCENT MASSEY COMMUNITY SCHOOL" in large, red lettering. Below this is a quest…
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2025-09-24 22:30:07

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The image showcases a rectangular cake in a foil pan, presented on a metallic surface, possibly a metal turntable or a similar support. The cake is decorated with a white frosting base, upon which a humorous message is written in black script: "Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes." Below this, the attribution reads "-unknown." The upper portion of the cake is sprinkled with a generous scattering of colorful sprinkles, creating a vibrant contrast against the white frosting. Arou…
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2025-07-23 18:20:40

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The image features a Dalek, a well-known science fiction character from "Doctor Who," prominently in the center. This Dalek has a typical design with a metallic and somewhat robotic appearance, incorporating shades of gray and blue. However, the unique and humorous twist in the image is that there is a white cat comfortably nestled inside the Dalek, sitting on a cushion as if it has made this unusual contraption its resting place. The scene appears to be set in a somewhat cluttered and makeshi…
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2025-09-20 18:39:26

Up next: TACTICAL NUCLEAR MAYONNAISE
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The image is a close-up photograph of two large plastic containers of mayonnaise displayed in a supermarket setting. The containers are cylindrical, with a slightly off-white, creamy color. They have wide, flat lids of a similar color, and a label wraps around a portion of the container's body. The left container is labeled "Heavy Duty Mayonnaise," with a red rectangular label containing white text. Above the text is a picture of a burger. The right container is labeled "Extra Heavy Duty Mayon…
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2025-09-19 22:20:02

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #AnthonyBourdain #Beer

The image features a medium shot of Anthony Bourdain seated at a bar, with a glass of dark beer in front of him. He is the primary focus, with his face and upper body well-lit. He is looking towards the camera with a slight, knowing smile, suggesting a sense of amusement or contemplation. He is wearing a tan jacket over a light-colored shirt, and his graying hair is styled in a slightly disheveled manner. His skin has a warm, natural tone, and his expression is relaxed. To the left and slightl…
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2025-09-19 14:46:13

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The image is a close-up photograph of a gold-colored car battery terminal connector. The connector is the central focus, positioned slightly off-center. It appears to be made of brass or a similar metal, with a shiny, polished finish. The connector has a cylindrical body with a hexagonal nut at the top and a circular eyelet on the bottom. A smaller bolt is visible on the side of the connector, used to secure it to the battery terminal. The connector rests on a dark gray, textured surface that …
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2025-09-18 20:05:23

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The image is a meme with a patriotic theme, featuring a picture of Charlie Kirk in the center and overlaid with text. The background is composed of stylized American flags and the Constitution. The central figure is Charlie Kirk, a man in a dark blue suit, white shirt, and a blue patterned tie. He is holding a microphone and appears to be speaking or addressing a crowd. His expression is neutral, with a slight smile. The image of Kirk is in a blue tint. The text is arranged around Kirk and is…
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2025-09-17 16:17:33

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The image is a meme featuring a photograph of a doctor holding a syringe. The doctor, a fair-skinned man with light brown hair, is looking upwards with a thoughtful expression. He is wearing a white doctor's coat, a blue tie with a small knot, and a stethoscope around his neck. The syringe is held in his left hand, and it appears to contain a green liquid with a blue tip. The background is a soft, blurred white. The text at the top of the image reads, "I like how when a doctor pulls some medici…