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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

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they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

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Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 22:37:58

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The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border. The middle section is a distinct …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:16:48

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why should i have to "find a therapist". personally i think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

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The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 16:13:53

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The image is a parody of a book cover, designed to be humorous and provocative. The title, "Everything I don't like is DEI," is displayed prominently at the top in bold black text. Below it, in slightly smaller but still bold black letters, is the word "DEI." Further down, the subtitle reads "A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS" in black, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a cartoon illustration of a man with short, reddish-brown hair, wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt. He is leaning over t…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

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Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:06:20

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The image is a meme featuring two horizontal panels, each depicting a close-up of Frankie Boyle, a middle-aged man with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing glasses and an orange vest over a green jacket. Both panels have white text superimposed on them. In the top panel, the man is looking slightly off-camera to his left with a contemplative expression. The text reads: "I've often struggled with sociability." The background is blurred green foliage, with hints of grape clusters. A small BBC …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

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friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.