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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

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Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
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2026-03-19 13:54:26

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Christians demonstrating how to properly read the bible:
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:47:50

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The image is a meme overlayed with text that reads "I canceled a job interview today, so I could follow this guy around." Below the text is a photograph taken in what appears to be a parking lot, likely outside a large store or warehouse. In the foreground, a person is struggling to load a very long, bright orange plank of wood into the back of a silver car. The car's trunk is open, and the plank extends all the way through the interior, with its front end protruding out of the open driver's s…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:35:13

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trish @ULTRAGLOSS stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
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2026-03-18 14:28:55

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I don't understand how are you constantly getting banned? Me:
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:19:06

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Bloody Marys just hit differently when you make them yourself
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2026-03-18 14:07:56

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. | am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
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2026-03-18 14:07:03

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Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:03:30

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Servers need body cams so y'all can see how y'all act in a restaurant
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 01:37:32

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Cooper @cooperownbey the marie kondo “does this spark joy?” method of decluttering never worked for me, but an adhd tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing “the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”
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2026-03-17 16:10:39

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® yummytomatoes | was drawing a muscular back earlier and | couldn't get it too look how i wanted; | felt i was doing something wrong so i decided to look for pictures to see if references would help. In google without thinking i typed, “muscular men bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT SOMETHING
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2026-03-17 16:08:09

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mental Billness @Billaric hey I breached containment if you wanna get drinks later
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2026-03-17 14:01:27

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The image is a close-up photograph focusing on a black medical alert bracelet worn on a person's hand. The bracelet consists of a black metal chain and a central black rectangular bar. On the bar, there is a white engraving of the Star of Life, a widely recognized medical symbol, positioned on the left side. To the right of the symbol, the phrase "Just throw me in the trash" is engraved in a clean, white, sans-serif font, arranged in three lines. The bracelet is wrapped around the person's wris…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 17:37:11

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remember Movies: by rich people, for poor Opera: by rich people, for rich Theater: by poor people, for rich people Memes: by poor people, for poor people Memes are the gateway to the gateway to the liberation of the masses
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2026-03-15 16:47:34

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Richard Jeter @MilesToGo13 "Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could produce a baby in 1 month?" -More or less every project manager I've ever worked for
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2026-05-12 22:37:58

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The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border. The middle section is a distinct …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:57:39

The fact that these words make a coherent sentence describing a real world event gives me pause about the fragile nature of the human psyche.
The fact that I understand the reference gives me pause about the fragile nature of my own goddamn psyche.
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“| got rugged, Tone. That hawk tuah chick, she wiped me out. | thought her coin was the future”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
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The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface. The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

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imprisoned for his war crimes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:52:51

Me, trying to fit in with the Gen Ys by cursing out a thoughtless driver
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The image captures a scene from what appears to be a science fiction movie, set in a contemporary urban environment. In the foreground, three individuals are prominently featured. To the left, a man with grey hair wears a reddish-brown jacket with yellow accents on the shoulders and sleeve, over a black outfit. Next to him, a woman in a similar reddish-brown jacket and black skirt looks towards him. To the right, a man in a burgundy uniform with a light purple shirt and black belt is the most a…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:32:44

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what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
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An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it. The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

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friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14 00:12:20

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Expensive Petroleum!