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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-23 18:20:40

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The image features a Dalek, a well-known science fiction character from "Doctor Who," prominently in the center. This Dalek has a typical design with a metallic and somewhat robotic appearance, incorporating shades of gray and blue. However, the unique and humorous twist in the image is that there is a white cat comfortably nestled inside the Dalek, sitting on a cushion as if it has made this unusual contraption its resting place. The scene appears to be set in a somewhat cluttered and makeshi…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-19 22:20:02

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #AnthonyBourdain #Beer

The image features a medium shot of Anthony Bourdain seated at a bar, with a glass of dark beer in front of him. He is the primary focus, with his face and upper body well-lit. He is looking towards the camera with a slight, knowing smile, suggesting a sense of amusement or contemplation. He is wearing a tan jacket over a light-colored shirt, and his graying hair is styled in a slightly disheveled manner. His skin has a warm, natural tone, and his expression is relaxed. To the left and slightl…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-20 18:39:26

Up next: TACTICAL NUCLEAR MAYONNAISE
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The image is a close-up photograph of two large plastic containers of mayonnaise displayed in a supermarket setting. The containers are cylindrical, with a slightly off-white, creamy color. They have wide, flat lids of a similar color, and a label wraps around a portion of the container's body. The left container is labeled "Heavy Duty Mayonnaise," with a red rectangular label containing white text. Above the text is a picture of a burger. The right container is labeled "Extra Heavy Duty Mayon…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-19 14:46:13

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The image is a close-up photograph of a gold-colored car battery terminal connector. The connector is the central focus, positioned slightly off-center. It appears to be made of brass or a similar metal, with a shiny, polished finish. The connector has a cylindrical body with a hexagonal nut at the top and a circular eyelet on the bottom. A smaller bolt is visible on the side of the connector, used to secure it to the battery terminal. The connector rests on a dark gray, textured surface that …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-18 20:05:23

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The image is a meme with a patriotic theme, featuring a picture of Charlie Kirk in the center and overlaid with text. The background is composed of stylized American flags and the Constitution. The central figure is Charlie Kirk, a man in a dark blue suit, white shirt, and a blue patterned tie. He is holding a microphone and appears to be speaking or addressing a crowd. His expression is neutral, with a slight smile. The image of Kirk is in a blue tint. The text is arranged around Kirk and is…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-17 01:23:54

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The image showcases an open casket, likely in a funeral home or similar setting. The casket is the central focus, positioned on a wheeled stand. The casket's exterior has a distressed, weathered appearance with a predominantly white base and a hint of gray, giving it a rustic or vintage aesthetic. The sides of the casket feature black handles. The interior of the casket is lined with pristine white fabric. The head area of the casket is adorned with the words "Lived, Laughed, Loved" in a delic…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-17 16:17:33

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The image is a meme featuring a photograph of a doctor holding a syringe. The doctor, a fair-skinned man with light brown hair, is looking upwards with a thoughtful expression. He is wearing a white doctor's coat, a blue tie with a small knot, and a stethoscope around his neck. The syringe is held in his left hand, and it appears to contain a green liquid with a blue tip. The background is a soft, blurred white. The text at the top of the image reads, "I like how when a doctor pulls some medici…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-17 00:12:09

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The year | was born getting a little far on that little scrolly thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-13 21:23:16

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is... MAMBO 5
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-12 21:10:18

To be fair - it is Taco Tuesday™ today
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Eric Daugherty✔ @EricLDaugh BREAKING: President Trump announces NO extensions will be granted after the August 1st deadline hits for tariffs. 10:47 AM Jul 8, 2025 @THISS YOUU Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh BREAKING: President Trump just extended the China tariff deadline 90 days . 2:52 PM Aug 11, 2025
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-12 00:02:21

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The image showcases a portion of a restroom door. The door is painted in a light, off-white color and features a combination lock and a handle. A handwritten sign, taped to the door, indicates "Restroom Code" followed by the number "521984". The sign is made of plain white paper and the text is written in black marker. The combination lock is a metallic gray color and has a keypad with numbers 1 through 9, an asterisk, and a zero. Above the lock is a circular indicator with the word "VACANT" v…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11 22:47:22

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non-alcoholic beer? You mean brown sadness water
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-12 00:14:40

Not enough people use cakes to celebrate important life events
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The image shows a rectangular cake with white frosting and red lettering. The cake is sitting on a metal cooling rack, which is placed on a surface that appears to be a countertop. The cake is decorated with pink frosting along the edges in a wavy design. The red lettering on the cake reads, "THANK YOU FOR HELPING COCKBLOCK A THREESOME I DIDN'T WANT. SORRY THE POLICE GOT INVOLVED." The lettering is somewhat uneven, suggesting it was written by hand. The composition is a close-up shot, focusing …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-09 21:35:31

To be fair - it's still more valid than INTJ
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‘The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure (1x38B) Something wen wrong. Contact website administrator with the provided error code for troubleshooting
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-09 12:57:07

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Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Say what you will about animal intelligence but at least if you leave birds alone for a few thousands years they don't invent subprime mortgages
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 02:46:27

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they’re purring ev chargers at select Waffle House locations in the south. we’re about to see how an ev charging station can be used as a weapon.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 00:10:21

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3 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WALK INTO A BAR YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-07 13:04:45

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gwen stefani was right, this shit is bananas
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-07 00:12:08

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"Master has given Dobby a Glock! Dobby is free!"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-05 13:02:43

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-02 21:45:16

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A what now?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-02 13:39:58

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When the group chat lit and you gotta get your joke in before the subject change
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-06-30 16:57:22

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The image features a message board with a bold and somewhat controversial statement. The board itself has a gray, ridged surface, giving it a structured and official appearance. The text on the board is in white, making it stand out clearly against the gray background. The statement reads, "I FEEL THAT TACOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUMPKIN SPICE THERE I SAID IT FIGHT ME." This text is written in a large, capitalized font, emphasizing the assertiveness of the message. The overall tone of the me…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-29 23:17:00

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And now, a word from our lawyer. DON'T
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 23:53:53

Tickling the goose's tail . . .
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The image showcases a whimsical setup on a wooden surface, likely a desk or shelf. The central focus is on a 3D-printed goose figurine, its white body and orange beak and feet standing out against the other elements. The goose is holding a black screwdriver in its beak, appearing to "work" on a grey, 3D-printed spherical object. This sphere is composed of two parts, a top and a bottom section, and has a small hole on the top. Other items are scattered around the scene. To the left of the goose…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 16:49:25

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Friend: Do you remember that part in Star Wars when— Me: Yes.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 16:32:29

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The image captures a striking scene featuring a rainbow arching over a "The Beer Store" establishment. The sky is predominantly a pale gray, hinting at overcast weather. A vibrant rainbow dominates the upper portion of the frame, displaying a full spectrum of colors from red to violet. The bottom of the rainbow appears to touch down just beyond the roof of the beer store, creating a humorous visual juxtaposition. The beer store itself is a modern, rectangular building with a red rectangular si…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 15:15:48

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The image is a humorous infographic comparing different levels of pain, presented in a minimalist style using stick figures and colored bars. The title "LEVELS OF PAIN" is at the top in bold, black text. The infographic is divided into four sections. The first section, labeled "Slap," shows a stick figure being slapped in the face by another stick figure. A progress bar below this section is partially filled with a light blue color, indicating the level of pain. The second section, labeled "C…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-27 19:24:23

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The image shows a sign for Vincent Massey Community School in front of a backdrop of trees and a cloudy sky. The sign is rectangular with a light background and dark blue borders. At the top of the sign, there is the logo for Saskatchewan Rivers School Division No. 119, including a stylized image of trees and waves. The words "Excellence for Every Learner" are written below the logo. The main text of the sign reads "VINCENT MASSEY COMMUNITY SCHOOL" in large, red lettering. Below this is a quest…