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2025-10-28 01:09:49

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All Things Interesting
@mrstrangefact
2000-year-old green serpentine
stone mask found at the base of the
pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacan,
Mexico.

@TrashPandaJedi
At this point what else could really
happen, go ahead and put the mask
on

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
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Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU

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2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou

Gonzo! Have you no dignity?

of course not how Iong have we worked together?!

inthefallofasparrow
Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he
should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long,
only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
lovinglystar

Because it is one
OBO 147,980 notes

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2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick

@audiohymn
"Do you like the Microsoft
Teams app?" Does
Sisyphus like his boulder

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2025-11-22 19:17:50

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The image depicts an anime-style illustration of a person in a restroom, seemingly experiencing a bout of gastrointestinal distress. The person, who appears to be female, is shown leaning against a wall, their head resting against it with their hands up, as if supporting themselves. They are seated on a toilet. The person has short, pink hair and is wearing a white t-shirt and a light pink skirt or shorts. The setting is a simple restroom with a white toilet and a wall in the background. The co…

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2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950
Watched Feb 7, 2023
this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly
Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only
seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted

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2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus

| have the window open and just saw a cat run
by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!"

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

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2026-01-20 14:29:02

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2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…

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2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks
Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.

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2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish
the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth
dylarama
where'd you hear that
automaticfave
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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2025-11-17 18:52:27

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qualitative research/quantitative research

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2025-11-17 18:46:05

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We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.

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2025-12-18 22:19:32

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SECURITY NOTICE
All Employees
Must Wear
ID Badgers
When Entering

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 19:28:17

I should probably take a break as the holidays approach. As they say "All work and no play make jack a dull boy"
Okay Hallmark channel - I'm listening.
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The image is a movie poster for a Hallmark Channel original movie titled "Brightly Shining." The poster is designed to evoke a warm, festive feeling associated with Christmas.

The composition features two main figures, a man and a woman, positioned centrally and slightly off-center. The man, identified as Jack Nicholson, is on the left, and the woman, Shelley Duvall, is on the right. They are placed against a wintry backdrop. The man is wearing a green turtleneck sweater and holding a vintage …

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2025-11-16 19:12:34

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Hurt CoPain
@SaeedDiCaprio
my professor scared me for a second
You have attachment issues. Please fix it.
12:01 AM
To You
Sorry for the confusion, | meant the file attachment.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 14:47:24

Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to all who celebrate
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Les, you still there? Yes, Johnny. You see anything yet? Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd, though.

Where's the big guy? I don't know where Carlson is, but we're coming to you right after this record, okay? Okay, no problem. I can handle it. Okay.

Real close. All right, fellow babies, and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene at the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the Big WKRP Turkey Giveaway. So, take it away, Les Nesman.

This is Les Nesman, your man on the scene here at the…

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2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025."

The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…

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2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien
@ObsoleteDogma
Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t
Start the Fire just about the last week

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2026-01-14 20:47:17

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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road.

In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …

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2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE".

The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…

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2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
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The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling.

The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure.

The top right section is in black and white and d…

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2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com
@nerfnoodle
The fact that women go “hey can you not take off
my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah
well you post pics so you are asking for it” about
sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists
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2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…

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2025-11-11 01:53:52

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The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie.

The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…

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2025-12-10 01:53:53

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The image is a four-panel comic strip. The art style is minimalist, using simple line drawings and a limited color palette of black, white, and a few accents of red and purple.

Panel 1: The first panel sets the scene. It depicts a mother figure, drawn with a large white body and black hair with a red bow. Two children, one with a ponytail and one with short hair, stand facing her. A purple speech bubble asks, "MOM, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE?" The mother is labeled "Me", while the children are label…

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2025-11-18 02:02:20

I guess we should probably add #Clankerslop and #FurryPorn to Cypher's list
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The image is a meme referencing a scene from the movie "The Matrix". It features a screenshot with text overlaid.

The scene appears to be set in a dimly lit, high-tech environment. Two figures are present. On the right, a man with a shaved head and a small mustache is visible. He is angled slightly towards the left of the frame, looking at the other person with a slight smile. The other person is mostly obscured, only their silhouette is visible on the left side, facing the man.

Behind the ma…

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2025-11-02 16:44:27

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Lori @haylsho
Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker
this year. This is why we need to save the planet.

Pop Crave @PopCrave -
“All l Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey
returned to 500K daily Spotify streams on
Saturday, October 25th.

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2025-12-04 15:21:52

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Me listening to songs about drugs and murder
on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because
my tummy hurts

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2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I
know what the next word was
going to be

pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po

@letitrainathousandfiames

gasbreakdip

Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal,
who likes to advertise his aromatic
candles shaped like male genitalia
on Twitter, has been arrested on
manslaughter charges following a
man's death during a mystic ritual
in which he inhaled psychedelic
toad venom @AFP

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2025-10-31 20:30:04

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teaboot
4d ago
| just had a physical exam today and | haven’t done the
little knee hammer reflex test since | was like four years
old so | was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or
whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my
whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like | was
David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a
second to recover either, | was gripping onto the exam
table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and
WHAM she nails…

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2025-10-30 22:22:06

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coconuts labelled as "monty python horseshoes"

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-30 19:23:40

Microsoft right now
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Remember - no local accounts

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2025-10-29 20:59:57

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Gen Z kids will never know of 1991's
17-week-long reign of terror brought
about by Bryan Adams and the
Robin Hood soundtrack.

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2025-11-30 14:52:57

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merry twigsmas
@notpixietit

im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is
BANNED, we are only allowed to say
happy holidays
my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard
they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-28 22:12:41

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gif entitield "sudo -rm -rf /*"

animation of an anthropomorphic koala smoking a cigarette while walking away from a building with a water tower on top and emptying a jerrycan of gasoline. when the jerrycan is empty - he tosses it aside, and casually tosses the cigarette over his shoulder - and this is important - DOES NOT LOOK BACKWARDS AS THE ENTIRE SCENE ERUPTS IN FLAMES AND EXPLOSIONS!

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2025-10-28 21:48:11

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This may sound oddly specific, but does anybody have images of Cenozoic animals with their mouths open like this one?

This is for furry art isn't it?

No, I just want to photo-shop microphones in them so they look like they are singing

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2025-11-29 00:09:03

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How many colours of the alphabet does it take
to taste math?

- Left
- Right

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style.

The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
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The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device.

A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …