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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 23:34:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image displays a news article with a headline that reads "Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after accidentally running a 6-hour AI task with Fable 5". Below the headline, a subheading states "Musk reportedly saw the Anthropic bill and fainted". The article is attributed to Paloma Chavez and Kimberlee Speakman, and it was published on June 12, 2026, at 09:57 AM EDT. A small speech bubble icon indicates "26 COMMENTS".

The lower part of the image features a portrait of Elon Musk. He is wear…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 00:28:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

So | just woke up and my first
thought was “what if in the four
horsemen of the apocalypse,
pestilence was one of those anti-
vax moms?”

quite frankly the four white suburban
soccer-moms of the apocalypse would
scare me way more

War is the one constantly screaming at
retail workers

Famine is a diet nut, one of the really
annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS
THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU
DON'T EAT PALEO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
OF CANCER’

Death drives a minivan
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:50:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. At the top, there are two user profiles displayed. The first is a profile with a verified blue checkmark next to the username "i like fo..." and a small circular avatar of a person eating from a bag. The second profile, below the first, has a username "insane jump by BOOick lesabre" and a circular avatar of a man wearing a hat and overalls. The text of the post reads "Never wearing overalls again". Below the text, a receipt is partially visib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:24:40

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle. The mug has text and an image printed on its exterior. The text at the top of the mug reads, "To all the side chicks" in a stylized black font. Below the text, there is an image of a man and a woman, presumably King Charles III and Queen Camilla, standing side-by-side. The man is on the left, wearing a formal black suit with a blue sash and medals. The woman is on the right, wearing a light-colored dress and a tiara, with a b…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 02:38:09

The NDA restricts what I can say about the incident, but to make a long story short - suffice it to say that I'm banned from the state of New Jersey.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Design. What the f*** did Tim do?