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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

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(=| mallowmaenad

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just
Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You
Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis
Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue,
Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The
Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper,
Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

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 lizzibennet 
waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun.
good morning sky. good morning evergrowing
festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good
morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

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sandersstudies 
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

marlynnofmany 
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps |
sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little
mysteries."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:19:49

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#christmas


A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE

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#christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree