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2025-07-16 17:22:01

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-14 12:23:16

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ashestoashesic
me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down
caveman brain: it is so many spiders
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-07 00:16:19

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-05 14:38:43

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 justshower-thoughts

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept
separately. Baby Bear Is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

 yomommaboyfriend

You ain't have to put those people business out like that.

 prokopetz

Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in
separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness,
and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm
on the ot…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 16:39:57

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jabberwockypie

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH;, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry"

- Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time

morvidra

“And there’s the sign, Ridcully, said the Dean. “You *have* read it, | assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door?’

‘Of course I’ve read it, said Ridcul…