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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:38:21

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:35:39

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everydaywomble but here's the thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

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(=| mallowmaenad Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 17:23:03

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iputmilkinearlgrey parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

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lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

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humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

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sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:19:49

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#christmas

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree