Tootfinder

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 17:29:19

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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly
someone is like 'oh | have tons of food and it just happens to be meat
do you want some lof" you CANNOT act surprised when it's people.
You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be
served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop.
THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.

Ifyou are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a
really good meat pi…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

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humanityinahandbag

shakespork

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would
be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable
to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

shakespork

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn
and pale today! does the small size of your estate
not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?
me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, ,

my-insanity.-is-an artform

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 02:51:22

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thatspectacularpigeon

| hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't
curse. Use proper words. Only people with a
small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen
fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.
Because saying you are and idiot is one thing
Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

arachnofiend

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling
someone a “blight on the world” simply has a
different energy and weight to it than calling
them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn't use a rap…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-09-28 14:47:11

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= fakecrimepodcast
gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart
to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them
= fakecrimepodcast
this would work on me
= benadrill
No it wouldn't. You're too smart.
= fakecrimepodcast
you're so right

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-20 20:46:35

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Four chihuahuas - presumably from a pet adoption site
From the top left, and clockwise:
War. Famine, Naughty Wilber, Plague.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-20 20:42:46

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marinebiologyshitposts
Reblogged oncorhynchus-nerka

cloevr

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that
some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl
you are carrying around a little fish

cryoverkiltmilk

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of
this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-19 13:24:30

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exwife-of-frankenstein

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