Tootfinder

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2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE".

The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…

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2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"

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2026-02-13 02:10:44

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2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…

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2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com
@nerfnoodle
The fact that women go “hey can you not take off
my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah
well you post pics so you are asking for it” about
sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques.

Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…

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2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post.

In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…

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2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A
LOT OF DUMB MEMES
| STILL DO,

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green

@johngreen
| mean, if calling other people by their
correct pronouns is one of the
hundred biggest challenges in your
life, | am super envious of your life. It
sounds amazing. Please trade lives
with me so that | can have your tiny
ridiculous problems.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground.

To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph
to text back “ok” is a different level
of self control.

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2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze

@bazecraze

| like to watch the Olympics and guess
how far into each event | would die.

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2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain.

The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers.

The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …

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2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv."

The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…

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2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…

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2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what
chapter of Revelation we're
doing today.

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2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…

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2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up.

In the background, to the right of Spo…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many
valid critiques for phrenology,
but counterpoint: everyone in
my house with a cat-shaped
skull is constantly doing crimes

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2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji.

Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style.

The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

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toycargeek65
The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is
speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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2026-02-27 04:36:54

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The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 17:17:31

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The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall.

The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…

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2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou

Gonzo! Have you no dignity?

of course not how Iong have we worked together?!

inthefallofasparrow
Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he
should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long,
only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
lovinglystar

Because it is one
OBO 147,980 notes

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2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick

@audiohymn
"Do you like the Microsoft
Teams app?" Does
Sisyphus like his boulder

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without.

The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…

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2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man.

Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…

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2026-02-17 19:07:52

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2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950
Watched Feb 7, 2023
this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly
Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only
seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted

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2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus

| have the window open and just saw a cat run
by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!"

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

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2026-01-20 14:29:02

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2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…

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2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo

@alex_soo0b
i am a party animal it’s just
that the animal in question is
the sleepytime tea bear

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2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks
Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.

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2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish
the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth
dylarama
where'd you hear that
automaticfave
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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2025-12-18 22:19:32

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SECURITY NOTICE
All Employees
Must Wear
ID Badgers
When Entering

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2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution".

The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall.

The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…

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2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025."

The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
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The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling.

The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure.

The top right section is in black and white and d…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien
@ObsoleteDogma
Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t
Start the Fire just about the last week

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2026-01-14 20:47:17

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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road.

In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla
It’s important to have ugly time. Time
where ur ugly. And just get to sit and
be ugly. And when people say “nooo u
could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly
time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s
important

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

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The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd.

Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 16:07:58

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