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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-16 17:46:48

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

Jelly Roll and wife Bunnie Xo divorcing after nearly 10 years of marriage Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-17 02:01:06

Amazing reaction image #shitpost #meme #image

Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 >>250315721 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-17 02:31:03

There is no right way to be trans but there is a wrong way and it’s probably what I’m doing #trans #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-14 20:09:01

I can't possibly make this better that it already is
#shitpost #AI #kek

A screenshot of a Google search results page for the query "What if it is all bullshit". An "AI Overview" section displays the text, "If it is all bullshit, then every grand narrative, institution, and expectation you've been handed is just a story someone else invented. Realizing this can either trigger a terrifying existential crisis or unlock ultimate liberation, depending on what you do next." Below the overview, a link reads "Reddit · r/etymology +1" . Further below there is a heading ti…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-16 13:32:06

Some people are born heroic - others have heroism thrust upon them. I didn't wake up this morning and decide that I was going to be a hero, but then again, that's kinda what heroes do. They wake up and then end up doing some heroic shit.
#EveryonesAHeroInTheirOwnWay #Shitpost

The image is a dark, textured background resembling a digital interface or screen. On the left side, a realistic, golden trophy with two handles and a rectangular base is prominently displayed. The trophy has a warm, metallic sheen and appears to be standing on a light brown rectangular platform. Below the trophy, the word "Now" is faintly visible in a light gray, sans-serif font. On the right side of the image, a bright blue rectangular speech bubble is positioned in the upper right quadrant.…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-15 02:35:20

Never forget the Quartering Walmart Incident o7 #shitpost #thequartering

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 00:28:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

So | just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti- vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON'T EAT PALEO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’ Death drives a minivan
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-07-14 11:38:39

#shitpost #kek

🇺🇦 bf-109e channel
#авууу

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-14 21:46:09

Dennis Prager if Birdie drew him #art #shitpost

Dennis Prager in the Birdie/damagedcoda6669 art style
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:50:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. At the top, there are two user profiles displayed. The first is a profile with a verified blue checkmark next to the username "i like fo..." and a small circular avatar of a person eating from a bag. The second profile, below the first, has a username "insane jump by BOOick lesabre" and a circular avatar of a man wearing a hat and overalls. The text of the post reads "Never wearing overalls again". Below the text, a receipt is partially visib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:24:40

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle. The mug has text and an image printed on its exterior. The text at the top of the mug reads, "To all the side chicks" in a stylized black font. Below the text, there is an image of a man and a woman, presumably King Charles III and Queen Camilla, standing side-by-side. The man is on the left, wearing a formal black suit with a blue sash and medals. The woman is on the right, wearing a light-colored dress and a tiara, with a b…
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-07-01 12:43:24
Content warning: What do you call the art of being able to replicate a data center after sniffing its vent shaft?

Colo-nose-copy.
#infosec #dadjoke #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 02:38:09

The NDA restricts what I can say about the incident, but to make a long story short - suffice it to say that I'm banned from the state of New Jersey.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Design. What the f*** did Tim do?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 00:16:43

Rate the fit #shitpost #meme #bisexual

Data Center? No thanks, I’d rather date a bisexual woman.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 02:18:13

Rate instance of the Babylon Bee actually posting something funny #humor #shitpost

Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 18:20:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Babylon5

The image is a graphic design featuring bold, stylized text against a vibrant, solid royal blue background. The primary focus is the word "ZATHRAS" rendered in large, uppercase letters. These letters are a bright, warm orange with a distinct red outline, giving them a three-dimensional, embossed appearance. The shadows cast by the red outline suggest light coming from the top left. Below "ZATHRAS," and slightly to the left, is the word "FOR" in a smaller, italicized font, also in the same oran…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 23:34:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image displays a news article with a headline that reads "Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after accidentally running a 6-hour AI task with Fable 5". Below the headline, a subheading states "Musk reportedly saw the Anthropic bill and fainted". The article is attributed to Paloma Chavez and Kimberlee Speakman, and it was published on June 12, 2026, at 09:57 AM EDT. A small speech bubble icon indicates "26 COMMENTS". The lower part of the image features a portrait of Elon Musk. He is wear…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-12 16:18:48

RIP me #selfie #shitpost

Guy with red wolf ears and a bandana holding a fake blue blaster gun to his head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 16:13:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a parody of a book cover, designed to be humorous and provocative. The title, "Everything I don't like is DEI," is displayed prominently at the top in bold black text. Below it, in slightly smaller but still bold black letters, is the word "DEI." Further down, the subtitle reads "A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS" in black, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a cartoon illustration of a man with short, reddish-brown hair, wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt. He is leaning over t…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-11 17:50:15

#meme #shitpost

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:16:48

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

why should i have to "find a therapist". personally i think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslySTolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:06:20

#FrankieBoyle #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is a meme featuring two horizontal panels, each depicting a close-up of Frankie Boyle, a middle-aged man with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing glasses and an orange vest over a green jacket. Both panels have white text superimposed on them. In the top panel, the man is looking slightly off-camera to his left with a contemplative expression. The text reads: "I've often struggled with sociability." The background is blurred green foliage, with hints of grape clusters. A small BBC …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-10 19:42:56

#tadc #shitpost

1,420 comments John Egbert’s number one fan Jax is racist not transfem
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-16 16:19:01

#shitposting #shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-30 23:55:24

Кіберпанк, на який ми заслужили.
Хай тек, лоу лайф.
#shitpost #AI #kek

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-06 14:45:01

Someone write a Google Doccy on me, I’m bored #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-06 15:03:59

♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo

The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a clos…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-28 10:51:08

#shitpost #neurodivergent #kek

A screenshot of a thread on the social media app Threads. The top post, from user "lazer.goblin", reads, "Gay people have a gaydar when they sense a person is gay. But what do neurodivergent people have when they sense a person a person is neurodivergent?" A reply from user "brookestarpsychic" reads, "Suspectrum".
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-04 16:49:39

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a humorous meme overlaid on a photograph. The text at the top of the image reads "Do not forget to leave some Mac formatted floppy disks out tonight for Jeff Goldblum so he can upload a virus to an alien mothership tomorrow." The photograph itself shows a white plate filled with several black 3.5-inch floppy disks. These disks appear to be vintage technology. To the right of the floppy disks, a small white card is propped up, displaying the handwritten text "FOR JEFF" in bla…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 04:46:02

#shitpost #meme

r/ambien u/fembot1999 Why am i chinese BEST COMMENTS dgkavon It happens
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 16:37:55

I’m bored, anyone want to intensely e-date, break up, and then write google doccies on each other? #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-30 16:19:09

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry

The image is a close-up, waist-level shot of a person wearing a black t-shirt and camouflage-patterned pants. Attached to the person's belt is a black holster, commonly used for carrying a firearm. However, instead of a weapon, a yellow wrapper with the words "CHEESE BURGER" printed in large, bold, orange letters is sticking out of the holster. The wrapper appears to be from a fast-food item, likely a cheeseburger. The person's hand is visible on the left side of the frame, resting near the hol…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-30 17:20:11

Derek going savage #shitpost #coolcat #lolcow

@ginraimagnus2674 Turkey Tom sends his regards @coolcatfunhouse You tell Turkey Tom I'm going to cook him and eat him for Thanksgiving!
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

#shitPost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-28 18:20:31

Scene Quartering #shitpost

The quartering on a rainbow background with a pink spiked choker, scenecore edit
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:35:38

I’m just here to post concerning content that might eventually get me on some sort of list #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme

Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-27 17:46:12

#shitpost #meme #farside

Thumbnail with shocked cop “He used Cow Tools?” Title: When the cops Realize their colleague is a Far Side expert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-27 17:26:40

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image displays a social media post featuring a woman playing an accordion on a stage. The top part of the image shows a post from "aiirbearmusic" asking "how do neurodivergent people flirt" with engagement metrics like likes, comments, shares, and views. Below this, there's a preview of a video or image from user "honest2betsy". The main visual element is a woman in the lower half of the image. She is wearing a black and white polka dot outfit, with fishnet stockings. She is holding a red …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:33:31

Games are BAD they make you MAD #gaming #shitpost #postal2

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with some form of the Trolley Problem is they will somehow find a physics and morality bending 3rd option that kills everyone and then later use it as a story to tell other people how fun their D&D game is.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-12 15:01:40

I’m glad the Quartering is the laughing stock of the internet. #meme #shitpost #thequartering #grifter

The quartering in the “mom found the piss drawer” meme labeled “Wife found the piss basement”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:47:00

Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting

The image displays a close-up, overhead view of asphalt pavement marked with bright orange and red spray paint. The markings are abstract and appear to be symbols or directional indicators, possibly for utility work or surveying. The scene is dominated by the dark, textured surface of the asphalt, which is speckled with various shades of gray, black, and small, lighter-colored aggregate particles. A few wisps of dried grass and small twigs are scattered across the surface, particularly in the …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-24 02:16:35

#meme #shitpost

TheCrownedMedia I fucking hate the beatles, every last one of them, Jongo, Mongo, Bongo, and Gongo, they can all die for all I care
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 19:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting

The image displays a bag of Taylor Farms Garden Salad. The bag has a deep red color and is transparent at the front, revealing the salad mixture inside. The salad consists of shredded iceberg lettuce, thinly sliced carrots, and bits of red cabbage. The Taylor Farms logo, a red oval with "Taylor Farms" written in white text and a green leaf design, is prominently featured on the upper part of the red packaging. Below the logo, "Garden Salad" is written in large white text. Smaller text beneath i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:49:57

Okay, i knew that the infosec industry is being commoditized, but damn, it is completive out there.
#JobSearch #ShitPost #Shitposting

This is a screenshot of a job posting notification. The background is a dark charcoal color. On the left side of the image is a square yellow logo with a white uppercase letter "R" inside, which has rounded corners. To the right of the logo, aligned horizontally, is the text "7h" in white, indicating the post's age. Below that, also in white text, is the job title "Cyber Security Specialist". Further down, in a slightly lighter shade of white, is the text "Raise is hiring for $63.68-$73.04 / ye…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-05 18:35:06

New PragerU #youtubepoop #ytp

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:54:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, showing a dramatic scene overlaid with text and interface elements. The main visual content is an image depicting a hazy, orange-tinted sky, indicative of heavy smoke. Silhouetted against this smoky sky is a large, mythical creature resembling a dragon, with outstretched wings. The dragon appears to be looming over a small town. In the foreground, we see the rooftops and upper stories of brick buildings, suggesting a downtown area. A water tow…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:16:32

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme that combines text with a photograph. The text at the top reads: "Me trying to figure out what's happening in the world through memes because I refuse to watch the news." Below the text is a photograph of actor Leonardo DiCaprio. He is seen in profile, seated and looking intently at his smartphone, which he holds with both hands. He is wearing a white tank top. His facial expression suggests concentration or perhaps mild frustration. His hair is somewhat tousled, and he has…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-17 17:45:43

This will never cease to be funny #shitpost #meme

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-09 16:37:44

I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

I'm so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman's armageddon engines, and I'm taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park.
At Jurassic Park, we're resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-04 23:03:12

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-02 20:19:25

Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Michael Buble's grandfather's house.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 19:22:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates l…

People are afraid of AI, but AI can do anything. It can figure out complex mathematical problems. It can create an entire business infrastructure. It can deliver any visual image. And it also has late-stage dementia. And the AI creators say, no, it's not dementia. It just has hallucinations. Like my grandfather had, when he was suffering from late-stage dementia. And when that happened, we took away his driver's license. We didn't put him in charge of a call center.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-31 17:06:49

Not going to lie. My money is on Nicolas Cage heisting the Master copy.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 01:00:52

#Shitpost #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-13 02:20:44

#Shitpost #Shitposting #UsPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 16:14:48

I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . .
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-11 23:11:02

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 19:02:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 17:58:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 18:49:11

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #Shitpost #Shitposting
https://xcancel.com/it_unprofession/status/2085353954125443247#m

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-05 21:13:43

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 16:36:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Casino

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 15:07:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon