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2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…