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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-03 12:18:47

#shitpost

A screenshot of a text-based social media post. The user handle at the top reads "wailtothethief:". The main text of the post says: "Fuck I'm walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think 'great catcall time' but then one guy goes 'you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands'. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street."
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 18:23:22

Telsas as gender neutral bathrooms #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

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toycargeek65 The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 01:22:16

It’s me, I’m the American idiot #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-01 23:34:52

The Europeans see us Americans as slobs who guzzle burgers and lexipro and I hate myself whenever I take meds and eat burgers because I hate proving that stereotype correct #shitpost #us

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 04:36:54

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The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-20 14:15:43

Beverly Hills, XCCCX
#latin #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 14:56:33

#uspol #uspolitics #shitpost #shitposting

Hey America, now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high, you can breath easy because your anti- terrorism program is being led by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate an ex-gardener & grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience & no national security background.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-30 17:44:14

Chick Tracts are perfect shitposts #shitpost #meme #chicktract

A plane about to hit the twin towers with the title WHO CARES?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-30 13:21:35

#meme #shitpost

A picture of a cat with a cigarette and beer that says “No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.”
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-19 07:20:54

(Schüttet einen doppelten Espresso in die strategische Milchschaumreserve.)
„Dankt mir später!“
(Fliegt davon)
#shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-29 15:42:31

When we say “all cops”, we just mean your uncle. Fuck him. #acab #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-04-16 03:55:17

муд
#shitpost #politics

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-26 16:37:18

I’ve seen many insufferable ads in my time, but “avoid the sad trombonist” might he what drives me to suicide. #shitpost #advertising #ads

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ProudToBeCanadian

The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd. Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-13 10:45:32

„Herzensbildung“
„Geruchsbildung“
Deutsch.
Es kommt darauf an,
was man daraus macht.
#linguistik #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:41:37

#shitpost #meme #cat

your brain tricks you into thinking
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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The image is a meme with a still from a science fiction show at the top, overlaid with text. Below the still is a screenshot of a social media post, also with text. The top portion of the image features a scene with several figures, likely characters from Star Trek, given the "Star Trek Fans" logo in the upper right corner. The main figure, seated on the left, appears to be Klingon, with reddish hair and elaborate, dark and metallic armor. This character is looking off to the left. In front of…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:27:00

I have a phobia of abs and would like exposure therapy, please #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without. The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-03-14 09:35:13

#shitpost #kek

A bright blue sky dominates the image, with a coiled metal spring floating centrally against it. Tree branches with green and brown foliage appear in the lower left and right corners. The text "Spring is in the air." is displayed in white letters at the top center.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man. Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:07:52

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The image features a white ceramic mug held in someone's hand, partially wrapped in clear bubble wrap. The mug displays the Enron logo, a stylized depiction of three interconnected boxes in red, green, and blue. Below the logo, black text reads "Ethics Department Employee of the Year 1999-2000". The mug is positioned in the foreground, occupying the lower left portion of the frame. The background is a blurred indoor scene, likely an office or home workspace. Visible elements include a desk wit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:54:26

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Christians demonstrating how to properly read the bible:
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:47:50

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The image is a meme overlayed with text that reads "I canceled a job interview today, so I could follow this guy around." Below the text is a photograph taken in what appears to be a parking lot, likely outside a large store or warehouse. In the foreground, a person is struggling to load a very long, bright orange plank of wood into the back of a silver car. The car's trunk is open, and the plank extends all the way through the interior, with its front end protruding out of the open driver's s…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo @alex_soo0b i am a party animal it’s just that the animal in question is the sleepytime tea bear
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:35:13

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trish @ULTRAGLOSS stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-16 23:56:52

#meme #shitpost

Aesthetic text over a silhouette of a horse that says “I throw my hands up in the air sometimes”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:28:55

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I don't understand how are you constantly getting banned? Me:
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:19:06

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Bloody Marys just hit differently when you make them yourself
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-16 17:08:58

Harris lost because she took no stance on Malarkey. This is an indisputable fact. #shitpost #politics #uspol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:56

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. | am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:03

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Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:03:30

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Servers need body cams so y'all can see how y'all act in a restaurant
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
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The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface. The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:07:23

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi on psychopaths.
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi It’s other people’s introspection that built the world that allows psychopaths like this to thrive and | think it's gonna take some more introspection to figure out how to fix it More Perfect Union @lorePerfectUs- 21h Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention. ap 4 \: . a) Sh - tog he SN NIESESER TW
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
#Shitpost #Shitposting

imprisoned for his war crimes
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-10 16:07:44

Family Guy #familyguy #shitpost

Best Suicides | family guy | Peter Griffin | compilation Shiny Shorts - 476K views - 3 years ago
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:52:51

Me, trying to fit in with the Gen Ys by cursing out a thoughtless driver
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The image captures a scene from what appears to be a science fiction movie, set in a contemporary urban environment. In the foreground, three individuals are prominently featured. To the left, a man with grey hair wears a reddish-brown jacket with yellow accents on the shoulders and sleeve, over a black outfit. Next to him, a woman in a similar reddish-brown jacket and black skirt looks towards him. To the right, a man in a burgundy uniform with a light purple shirt and black belt is the most a…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:10:39

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® yummytomatoes | was drawing a muscular back earlier and | couldn't get it too look how i wanted; | felt i was doing something wrong so i decided to look for pictures to see if references would help. In google without thinking i typed, “muscular men bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT SOMETHING
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:08:09

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mental Billness @Billaric hey I breached containment if you wanna get drinks later
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:55:10

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redstopgringo Jan 16 Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform. the-other-sandy Feb 2 At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:44:05

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curemofumofu plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:01:27

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The image is a close-up photograph focusing on a black medical alert bracelet worn on a person's hand. The bracelet consists of a black metal chain and a central black rectangular bar. On the bar, there is a white engraving of the Star of Life, a widely recognized medical symbol, positioned on the left side. To the right of the symbol, the phrase "Just throw me in the trash" is engraved in a clean, white, sans-serif font, arranged in three lines. The bracelet is wrapped around the person's wris…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-02-06 13:53:21

There’s a lot of people on a certain list who need to do what Epstein didn’t #politics #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:32:44

#MemesOfTheAncient #Shitpost #Shitposting

what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 01:37:32

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Cooper @cooperownbey the marie kondo “does this spark joy?” method of decluttering never worked for me, but an adhd tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing “the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 01:29:58

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& tredlocity Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one #) tredlocity Mood to the max! #) tredlocity Tubular af [o) memeitism groovy, i hate it Source: tredlocity 42,972 notes > 0 © a Q
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution". The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall. The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-02-06 01:02:02

I relate to Starscream because I often find myself wishing death upon my boss #transformers #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 17:37:11

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remember Movies: by rich people, for poor Opera: by rich people, for rich Theater: by poor people, for rich people Memes: by poor people, for poor people Memes are the gateway to the gateway to the liberation of the masses
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 16:47:34

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Richard Jeter @MilesToGo13 "Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could produce a baby in 1 month?" -More or less every project manager I've ever worked for
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:50:45

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< Thread Laura Ansley @Imansley Update your lesson plans, we have a new perfect example for Oxford commas. Benjamin Dreyer @ @BCDreyer- 2h The highlights of his waning administration include encounters with Rudy Giuliani, a healthcare disaster and a dildo collector.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:10:44

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, with a dark blue background. At the top, there is a profile picture of a circular logo with abstract yellow and white shapes, next to the text "Generation X Cafe" and the handle "@GenXCafe". Below this, a tweet reads "Gen X is trending? It's the perfect time for me to post my favourite generational meme. #GenX". The main content of the post is an image featuring two young men, likely from a movie or TV show. The man on the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:14:29

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
#USpol #USPolitics #Shitpost

The image is a meme composed of two horizontally stacked panels. The top panel features a close-up shot of a man with long dark hair, looking off to the side with a concerned and disbelieving expression. He has striking blue eyes and a rugged appearance. The background is dark and slightly out of focus, with hints of blue lighting and what appear to be trees or foliage. White text overlaid on this panel reads "Harambe? It cannot be. You fell!". The bottom panel is dominated by a close-up of a …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
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An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it. The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground. To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze @bazecraze | like to watch the Olympics and guess how far into each event | would die.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain. The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques. Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post. In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A LOT OF DUMB MEMES | STILL DO,
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:44:19

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Michael Leung @MYCLeung Petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "numbery" and "feely"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green @johngreen | mean, if calling other people by their correct pronouns is one of the hundred biggest challenges in your life, | am super envious of your life. It sounds amazing. Please trade lives with me so that | can have your tiny ridiculous problems.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers. The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph to text back “ok” is a different level of self control.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv." The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…
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2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…
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2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing today.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-07 15:42:51

New #video #meme

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2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…
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2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up. In the background, to the right of Spo…
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2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many valid critiques for phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes
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2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji. Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…
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2026-03-06 20:02:41

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The image shows a humorous, unconventional "recipe" being prepared using a coffee maker. At the top of the black coffee maker, two hot dog buns are resting on the lid, suggesting they are being warmed. The glass carafe of the coffee maker is filled with hot dogs, which appear to be cooking or being kept warm in a liquid, likely water. To the left of the coffee maker, a black coffee mug sits on the counter, adding to the domestic scene. In the background, a wooden shelf is visible, with a box co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 18:09:48

New infosec AI guidance just dropped
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PLEASE Don't Thank you
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 00:23:38

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
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The image is a promotional advertisement for a food item called "Pickle Pickle POUTINE" from Harvey's. The background is a vibrant, textured green, possibly representing a stylized pattern of small, light green dots. Dominating the center of the image is a black serving container filled with poutine. The container is filled with a generous portion of golden-brown french fries, topped with what appears to be gravy and cheese curds, typical of poutine, but with added pickle elements. The poutin…
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2026-03-21 03:31:25

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter. At the top, it shows the profile of "SonofLiberty357" with a verified blue checkmark and the handle "@SonofLiberty357". A "Follow" button is visible to the right. The main content of the post is a digitally altered image of Donald Trump. He is depicted from the chest up, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. His expression is stern, and his eyes are glowing with an intense blue-white light, reminiscent of laser eye…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:04:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Buffy #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

SHE IRONS HER JEANS SHE'S EVIL
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 19:24:26

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines

#!/bin/bash echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no] read $answer if [[$answer == yes]] then echo "Happy valentines day!" else rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot fi
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2026-03-13 21:56:15

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The image is a screenshot from Reddit, displaying a post titled "$2,000,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in the past month." authored by "Gjore" under the subreddit "r/StockMarket". The post includes a discussion tag and a visual representation of stock performance, likely a heatmap or treemap of the stock market. The dominant color palette of the visual is a deep, gradient red, suggesting a widespread downturn in the market. The main elements of the visual are large, rectangula…
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2026-03-14 00:12:20

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Expensive Petroleum!
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-10 01:51:48

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The image is a meme, composed of two horizontal panels. The top panel features a man resembling Elon Musk, wearing a red polo shirt and speaking with his hands animatedly. To his left, a woman in a yellow tank top has her face obscured by a black square. Behind them, a blurry figure of a man in a blue shirt and shorts is visible. The text in this panel reads "Listen, buddy, you gotta let me on the island." The bottom panel shows a man resembling Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a light-colored polo sh…