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@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-17 02:01:06

Amazing reaction image #shitpost #meme #image

Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 >>250315721 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-09-15 13:46:25

Я люблю людей.mp3
#shitpost #думкиВголос

A screenshot of a LinkedIn comment thread between users Liam Anderson and Jenna H C. The first comment by Liam Anderson reads, "'With all due respect' is actually brutally honest. It means 'I am giving you the respect that I think you deserve'." Jenna H C replies, "Liam Anderson But usually the amount due is zero..." Liam Anderson responds to Jenna H C, "Don't limit yourself - I've met plenty of people where the due amount is a negative number......"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-16 13:32:06

Some people are born heroic - others have heroism thrust upon them. I didn't wake up this morning and decide that I was going to be a hero, but then again, that's kinda what heroes do. They wake up and then end up doing some heroic shit.
#EveryonesAHeroInTheirOwnWay #Shitpost

The image is a dark, textured background resembling a digital interface or screen. On the left side, a realistic, golden trophy with two handles and a rectangular base is prominently displayed. The trophy has a warm, metallic sheen and appears to be standing on a light brown rectangular platform. Below the trophy, the word "Now" is faintly visible in a light gray, sans-serif font. On the right side of the image, a bright blue rectangular speech bubble is positioned in the upper right quadrant.…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-17 02:31:03

There is no right way to be trans but there is a wrong way and it’s probably what I’m doing #trans #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-09-14 11:03:03

#shitpost

vertical image with a gradient background transitioning from blue at the top to purple at the bottom. Centered in the middle of the image is white, sans-serif text that reads, "why is Pilates pronounced that way and pirates isn't".
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-15 02:35:20

Never forget the Quartering Walmart Incident o7 #shitpost #thequartering

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-14 21:46:09

Dennis Prager if Birdie drew him #art #shitpost

Dennis Prager in the Birdie/damagedcoda6669 art style
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-16 16:19:01

#shitposting #shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-07-14 11:38:39

#shitpost #kek

🇺🇦 bf-109e channel
#авууу

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-07-01 12:43:24
Content warning: What do you call the art of being able to replicate a data center after sniffing its vent shaft?

Colo-nose-copy.
#infosec #dadjoke #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-06 15:03:59

♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo

The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a clos…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-04 16:49:39

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a humorous meme overlaid on a photograph. The text at the top of the image reads "Do not forget to leave some Mac formatted floppy disks out tonight for Jeff Goldblum so he can upload a virus to an alien mothership tomorrow." The photograph itself shows a white plate filled with several black 3.5-inch floppy disks. These disks appear to be vintage technology. To the right of the floppy disks, a small white card is propped up, displaying the handwritten text "FOR JEFF" in bla…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-06 14:45:01

Someone write a Google Doccy on me, I’m bored #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-30 16:19:09

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry

The image is a close-up, waist-level shot of a person wearing a black t-shirt and camouflage-patterned pants. Attached to the person's belt is a black holster, commonly used for carrying a firearm. However, instead of a weapon, a yellow wrapper with the words "CHEESE BURGER" printed in large, bold, orange letters is sticking out of the holster. The wrapper appears to be from a fast-food item, likely a cheeseburger. The person's hand is visible on the left side of the frame, resting near the hol…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-03 16:48:31

Remember that one superbowl where it was decided that we should want to fuck Mr. Clean? #shitpost #superbowl

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme

Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-30 23:55:24

Кіберпанк, на який ми заслужили.
Хай тек, лоу лайф.
#shitpost #AI #kek

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-31 02:59:57

#shitpost #meme

u/CheesecakeWila 20 days ago - These lyrics came to me in an ambien induced dream Potential bars | walk around like my pussy itch cuz it does Last night i cried myself to sleep i needed a hug
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 04:46:02

#shitpost #meme

r/ambien u/fembot1999 Why am i chinese BEST COMMENTS dgkavon It happens
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with some form of the Trolley Problem is they will somehow find a physics and morality bending 3rd option that kills everyone and then later use it as a story to tell other people how fun their D&D game is.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-31 05:04:41

I think everyone who believes that Rocky Horror is problematic should be forced to watch Pink Flamingos #shitpost #queer #rockyhorror

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 16:37:55

I’m bored, anyone want to intensely e-date, break up, and then write google doccies on each other? #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:47:00

Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting

The image displays a close-up, overhead view of asphalt pavement marked with bright orange and red spray paint. The markings are abstract and appear to be symbols or directional indicators, possibly for utility work or surveying. The scene is dominated by the dark, textured surface of the asphalt, which is speckled with various shades of gray, black, and small, lighter-colored aggregate particles. A few wisps of dried grass and small twigs are scattered across the surface, particularly in the …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-30 17:20:11

Derek going savage #shitpost #coolcat #lolcow

@ginraimagnus2674 Turkey Tom sends his regards @coolcatfunhouse You tell Turkey Tom I'm going to cook him and eat him for Thanksgiving!
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 19:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting

The image displays a bag of Taylor Farms Garden Salad. The bag has a deep red color and is transparent at the front, revealing the salad mixture inside. The salad consists of shredded iceberg lettuce, thinly sliced carrots, and bits of red cabbage. The Taylor Farms logo, a red oval with "Taylor Farms" written in white text and a green leaf design, is prominently featured on the upper part of the red packaging. Below the logo, "Garden Salad" is written in large white text. Smaller text beneath i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:49:57

Okay, i knew that the infosec industry is being commoditized, but damn, it is completive out there.
#JobSearch #ShitPost #Shitposting

This is a screenshot of a job posting notification. The background is a dark charcoal color. On the left side of the image is a square yellow logo with a white uppercase letter "R" inside, which has rounded corners. To the right of the logo, aligned horizontally, is the text "7h" in white, indicating the post's age. Below that, also in white text, is the job title "Cyber Security Specialist". Further down, in a slightly lighter shade of white, is the text "Raise is hiring for $63.68-$73.04 / ye…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-28 18:20:31

Scene Quartering #shitpost

The quartering on a rainbow background with a pink spiked choker, scenecore edit
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:54:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, showing a dramatic scene overlaid with text and interface elements. The main visual content is an image depicting a hazy, orange-tinted sky, indicative of heavy smoke. Silhouetted against this smoky sky is a large, mythical creature resembling a dragon, with outstretched wings. The dragon appears to be looming over a small town. In the foreground, we see the rooftops and upper stories of brick buildings, suggesting a downtown area. A water tow…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-27 17:46:12

#shitpost #meme #farside

Thumbnail with shocked cop “He used Cow Tools?” Title: When the cops Realize their colleague is a Far Side expert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:16:32

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme that combines text with a photograph. The text at the top reads: "Me trying to figure out what's happening in the world through memes because I refuse to watch the news." Below the text is a photograph of actor Leonardo DiCaprio. He is seen in profile, seated and looking intently at his smartphone, which he holds with both hands. He is wearing a white tank top. His facial expression suggests concentration or perhaps mild frustration. His hair is somewhat tousled, and he has…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-12 15:01:40

I’m glad the Quartering is the laughing stock of the internet. #meme #shitpost #thequartering #grifter

The quartering in the “mom found the piss drawer” meme labeled “Wife found the piss basement”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 13:38:24

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-24 02:16:35

#meme #shitpost

TheCrownedMedia I fucking hate the beatles, every last one of them, Jongo, Mongo, Bongo, and Gongo, they can all die for all I care
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-21 16:33:57

#shitpost

@InternetHippo You don't deserve a high wage for useless work like picking up garbage or making food. If you want to be highly compensated you should do something valuable like sit in zoom meetings all day
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-10 21:47:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-05 18:35:06

New PragerU #youtubepoop #ytp

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-20 18:57:10

A Sugar Daddy but he just buys you guns #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 18:39:47

Deep Fried Hot Dog Inna Bun

(getting some strong " 'Cut me own throat' Dibbler " vibes from this one.)
https://youtu.be/eHgDDL3TF_c
#Shitposting #Shitpost #CMOTD #DeepFried #DeepFriedHotDogInABun

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-17 17:45:43

This will never cease to be funny #shitpost #meme

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-08 22:44:07

#Shitposting #Shitpost #WorldPolitics

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-09 16:37:44

I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

I'm so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman's armageddon engines, and I'm taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park.
At Jurassic Park, we're resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-06 15:28:08

#shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-04 23:03:12

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-02 20:19:25

Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Michael Buble's grandfather's house.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 19:22:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates l…

People are afraid of AI, but AI can do anything. It can figure out complex mathematical problems. It can create an entire business infrastructure. It can deliver any visual image. And it also has late-stage dementia. And the AI creators say, no, it's not dementia. It just has hallucinations. Like my grandfather had, when he was suffering from late-stage dementia. And when that happened, we took away his driver's license. We didn't put him in charge of a call center.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-31 17:06:49

Not going to lie. My money is on Nicolas Cage heisting the Master copy.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 01:00:52

#Shitpost #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-13 02:20:44

#Shitpost #Shitposting #UsPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 16:14:48

I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . .
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-26 16:24:52

From the group chat
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 16:27:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 16:11:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 21:50:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-11 23:11:02

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 19:02:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 17:58:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 18:49:11

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #Shitpost #Shitposting
https://xcancel.com/it_unprofession/status/2085353954125443247#m

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-05 21:13:43

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-05 14:46:08

Be proud, Mr. Green.
#RedGreen #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 16:36:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Casino

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 15:07:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-23 01:03:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #InfosecMemes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-20 20:25:29

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore