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@xtaran@chaos.social
2025-10-14 11:58:05

What's the plural of #AS (as in #AutonomousSystem)? Asses? 🤪
(Might be a #shitpost, but SCNR. 😇)

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 20:58:46
Content warning: ⚠️ Charlie Kirk, after shot, dead! ⚠️

Charlie Kirk really is leaning left on the gun issue!
#CharlieKirk #Shitpost

A person in a white shirt leans dramatically to the left, holding a microphone. Text above reads: "Charlie Kirk finally leaning left on the gun issue."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:53:52

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie. The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #shitpost #shitposting

humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

#shitpost #shitposting

The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-09-05 07:35:49

Hopak yourself
#shitpost

@lukasweidinger@gruene.social
2025-10-21 16:44:36

Ich glaub, ich hab mein #Halloweenkostüm gefunden: Grimasse, vegane Bratwurst mit Senf und Sauerkraut (lecker!) – #Söderisst
#shitpost

Ein Portrait von mir mit orangefarbener Regenjacke, grauer Cap während ich in ein Bratwurstbrötchen beiße. Im Hintergrund sind Protestierende (Omas gegen Rechts) vor der Würzburger Innenstadt.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 17:25:39

I gotta stop poisoning myself with lactose
( #shitpost )

@mr_grey@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-23 18:10:38

I fear I have embarked on a journey that will inevitably end in an absolute and semi-recoverable, whoopsie. A blunder of average proportions. An event so stimulating I will have forgotten it by the next sunrise. Nay, when the sun sets, even. #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-23 22:21:22

#shitpost #думкиВголос

@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-21 15:23:39

It's over, Anakin! I have the moral high ground!
#shitpost #пороблено