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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 19:25:36

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genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 15:21:52

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Me listening to songs about drugs and murder on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because my tummy hurts
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 12:53:17

Look at this awesome mold bloom I found on a cat poop in the barn! #shitpost #LiteralShitposting

A fluffy, hairy balloon of mold about 5x the volume of the source poop
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:38:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:35:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

everydaywomble but here's the thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-01 00:53:14

Wow, that's literally me.
(в кружці якобс монарх пополам з молоком)
#shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-27 08:22:22

Youtube: Where did the Poop go? #shitpost

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-17 14:59:44

What would win the next US election?
#USPol #Shitpost
An anthropomorphic guillotine
Barnaby Jones's last single
3:22 of silence from The Offspring
The WKUK "it's illegal to say" sketch

@lukasweidinger@gruene.social
2025-10-21 16:44:36

Ich glaub, ich hab mein #Halloweenkostüm gefunden: Grimasse, vegane Bratwurst mit Senf und Sauerkraut (lecker!) – #Söderisst
#shitpost

Ein Portrait von mir mit orangefarbener Regenjacke, grauer Cap während ich in ein Bratwurstbrötchen beiße. Im Hintergrund sind Protestierende (Omas gegen Rechts) vor der Würzburger Innenstadt.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 22:55:20

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
#Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is an advertisement for a Papa John's Butter Chicken Pizza. The background is a solid, dark reddish-brown color. At the top of the image, the Papa John's logo is displayed in white, slightly curved letters. Below, the words "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA" are prominently featured in large, white, bold letters with a red outline. The word "CHICKEN" has a stylized red chicken head graphic to its right. Beneath the pizza title, the ad copy reads "BUTTER CHICKEN. MADE BETTER." in yellow, bold le…
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 17:25:39

I gotta stop poisoning myself with lactose
( #shitpost )

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06 16:18:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #UsPolitics

The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela. At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…
@ckent@urbanists.social
2025-12-13 05:40:41

While updating Wikipedia about tomorrow's new motorway — Victoria's getting an "M4" — noticed some unhealthy obsessions about a long-gone politician
(all fixed now)
(official lies)
#shitpost #m4

A partial screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the West Gate Tunnel, showing a defaced template that should say "This article is part of a series about Daniel Andrews", but instead says "a series of whinges about Dictator Dan Andrews"
@vyskocilm@witter.cz
2025-10-10 11:16:32

I have a problem. Need to validate config file
Using #cuelang
Now I have 2 errors in empty disjunction problems
#shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device. A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-19 16:51:38

Run
#shitpost

Tickle Me Elmo welding a battle ax
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

merry twigsmas @notpixietit im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is BANNED, we are only allowed to say happy holidays my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-29 14:19:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #MaybeBillHicksWasRightAboutAdvertising

The image is a social media post, likely a meme or humorous observation. It features a photo of a display of paper coffee cups with various labels, accompanied by text. The main focus of the image is the stacked coffee cups. They are arranged in multiple columns. Each cup has a different color and a label with a word or phrase, presumably related to topics for discussion. The labels include "Artificial intelligence," "Marketing & Sales," and "Innovation." There's a sign in front of the cups th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 00:09:03

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How many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math? - Left - Right
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-11-14 17:38:00

WillBe Motel, where angels become irredeemable #hazbinhotel #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 21:51:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting

Darmok for Tenagra
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 05:00:10

#Shitposting #Shitpost

Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-28 14:57:43

Surely ... Surely there is a better way to phrase this?
#CalgaryFlames #EdmontonOilers #Shitpost

The image captures a dynamic moment from an ice hockey game. The scene is dominated by two main figures: a goalie in a red, yellow, and white uniform and a player in a blue, white, and orange uniform. The goalie, wearing a mask and full protective gear, is in a defensive stance, leaning low to the ice near the goal net. His equipment, including pads and gloves, is designed to protect him from the puck. The goalie's stick is held in front of him, likely in an attempt to block an incoming shot. …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-08 23:15:59

If you're an Angel With a Shotgun, my DMs are open #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 19:17:50

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image depicts an anime-style illustration of a person in a restroom, seemingly experiencing a bout of gastrointestinal distress. The person, who appears to be female, is shown leaning against a wall, their head resting against it with their hands up, as if supporting themselves. They are seated on a toilet. The person has short, pink hair and is wearing a white t-shirt and a light pink skirt or shorts. The setting is a simple restroom with a white toilet and a wall in the background. The co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 17:23:03

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

iputmilkinearlgrey parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 14:47:24

Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to all who celebrate
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Les, you still there? Yes, Johnny. You see anything yet? Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd, though. Where's the big guy? I don't know where Carlson is, but we're coming to you right after this record, okay? Okay, no problem. I can handle it. Okay. Real close. All right, fellow babies, and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene at the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the Big WKRP Turkey Giveaway. So, take it away, Les Nesman. This is Les Nesman, your man on the scene here at the…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 17:39:04

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest. The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, ther…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 22:19:32

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SECURITY NOTICE All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:46:05

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting

We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:52:27

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#shitpost
#shitposting

qualitative research/quantitative research
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 16:49:55

I occasionally stop by Reddit for a couple of chuckles. As per usual - the magic is always in the comments
#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a meme presented in a Reddit post, consisting of a split image and a caption. Above the split image, the text reads "No one: Humans during sex:". The left half of the split image features a cartoonish depiction of a person, seemingly a woman, wearing a cowboy hat and sitting in the driver's seat of a car. The person is looking forward and holding the steering wheel. Below this image, there is a calculator with the equation "100 - 31" displayed. The right half of the split image pre…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 19:12:34

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio my professor scared me for a second You have attachment issues. Please fix it. 12:01 AM To You Sorry for the confusion, | meant the file attachment.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:53:52

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie. The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

#shitpost #shitposting

The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:16:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting
At this point - I have to imagine that there is enough of a grassroots movement to get support behind the industrialization of a process of just constantly chucking weasels into the large hadron collider to try to get back to the original timeline that we could h…

I guess apples have advertisements on them now...
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
#ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky #Shitpost #Shitposting

Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #shitpost #shitposting

humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 02:56:57

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost

The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling. The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure. The top right section is in black and white and d…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-21 17:54:04

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #ElonMusk …

Elon Musk @ x @elonmusk The future is going to be AMAZING with Al and robots enabling sustainable ABUNDANCE for all! More Perfect Union on Elon Musk: We Can Put A Man On Mars In 10 Years By Scott Austin April 26.2011 at 12:37 ET
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 03:16:01

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #fallout4 …

oli - Civilfallout (UK) X @civilfallout This is the sort of thing you'll see in a Fallout terminal along with two skeletons nearby who died fighting each other @ Kevlar @CEOOfSIudge I have an alarm set every 37 minutes that emits a frequency only my neighbor Greg can hear | hate him so much 12:09 PM - Oct 27, 2024
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:19:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr
#christmas

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree