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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

#shitpost #shitposting

The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…
@vyskocilm@witter.cz
2025-10-10 11:16:32

I have a problem. Need to validate config file
Using #cuelang
Now I have 2 errors in empty disjunction problems
#shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-08 23:15:59

If you're an Angel With a Shotgun, my DMs are open #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-11 07:55:46

~~Голова квадратна~~
Голова як кубик для ДнД
#shitpost #kek #авторське

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-06 22:55:58

Internet drama is insane. What do you mean serious allegations are being thrown around by a Kimpossible fan channel? #drama #shitpost #ilovekimpossiblealot

@lukasweidinger@gruene.social
2025-10-21 16:44:36

Ich glaub, ich hab mein #Halloweenkostüm gefunden: Grimasse, vegane Bratwurst mit Senf und Sauerkraut (lecker!) – #Söderisst
#shitpost

Ein Portrait von mir mit orangefarbener Regenjacke, grauer Cap während ich in ein Bratwurstbrötchen beiße. Im Hintergrund sind Protestierende (Omas gegen Rechts) vor der Würzburger Innenstadt.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 17:25:39

I gotta stop poisoning myself with lactose
( #shitpost )

@xtaran@chaos.social
2025-10-14 11:58:05

What's the plural of #AS (as in #AutonomousSystem)? Asses? 🤪
(Might be a #shitpost, but SCNR. 😇)

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 20:58:46
Content warning: ⚠️ Charlie Kirk, after shot, dead! ⚠️

Charlie Kirk really is leaning left on the gun issue!
#CharlieKirk #Shitpost

A person in a white shirt leans dramatically to the left, holding a microphone. Text above reads: "Charlie Kirk finally leaning left on the gun issue."
@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-09-05 07:35:49

Hopak yourself
#shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-02 05:05:45

#shitpost #meme #housemd

Temu Dr House-inspired humorous shower curtain Temu Dr. House but a mouse but it’s a shower curtain
@mr_grey@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-23 18:10:38

I fear I have embarked on a journey that will inevitably end in an absolute and semi-recoverable, whoopsie. A blunder of average proportions. An event so stimulating I will have forgotten it by the next sunrise. Nay, when the sun sets, even. #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-02 05:08:11

Nicotine is short for Nicholas Of The Tine #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-27 08:22:22

Youtube: Where did the Poop go? #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-23 22:21:22

#shitpost #думкиВголос

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-19 16:51:38

Run
#shitpost

Tickle Me Elmo welding a battle ax
@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-21 15:23:39

It's over, Anakin! I have the moral high ground!
#shitpost #пороблено

@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-13 21:26:36

"Nice fursona. It would be a shame if a lewd art happened to it."
#shitpost