Tootfinder

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-14 08:25:52

I see #LLVM is embracing socialism.
* get_distribution_components() is outdated!
* Add: llubi
* Remove:
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 16:47:34

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Richard Jeter
@MilesToGo13
"Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could
produce a baby in 1 month?"
-More or less every project manager I've ever
worked for

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:50:45

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< Thread
Laura Ansley

@Imansley
Update your lesson plans, we have a
new perfect example for Oxford
commas.

Benjamin Dreyer @ @BCDreyer- 2h

The highlights of his waning administration
include encounters with Rudy Giuliani, a
healthcare disaster and a dildo collector.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien
@ObsoleteDogma
Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t
Start the Fire just about the last week

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 20:47:17

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#Shitposting
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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road.

In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-15 16:55:20

How about . . . "No"
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ChatGPT

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
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An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it.

The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-11 07:02:20

Today we give you slithering seats.
(It's 36WEd-001 running for #ŁKA.)
#train #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution".

The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall.

The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-09 12:52:17

Content warning: Unpopular opinion

Slow closing toilet seats are a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why would you need one? So people don't bash the toilet while closing it.
And why would people do that? Because they're used to slow closing seats.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-08 11:57:56

When the government starts noticing the unrest.
(It means "do not climb the tank", but could be bent to mean "do not enter a tank".)
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:10:44

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com
@nerfnoodle
The fact that women go “hey can you not take off
my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah
well you post pics so you are asking for it” about
sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
#Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground.

To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-05 07:08:12

🤚 NIN
👉 TTCMN
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-04 10:19:58

I'm astonished by the thoughtlessness of sculptors. In the summer, they'd just YOLO a naked statue, and it won't even cross their mind that it's going to be cold in winter.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques.

Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post.

In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A
LOT OF DUMB MEMES
| STILL DO,

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:44:19

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Michael Leung
@MYCLeung
Petition to replace "quantitative"
and "qualitative" with "numbery"
and "feely"

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green

@johngreen
| mean, if calling other people by their
correct pronouns is one of the
hundred biggest challenges in your
life, | am super envious of your life. It
sounds amazing. Please trade lives
with me so that | can have your tiny
ridiculous problems.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 19:24:26

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines

#!/bin/bash
echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no]
read $answer
if [[$answer == yes]]

then echo "Happy valentines day!"
else

rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot
fi

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers.

The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph
to text back “ok” is a different level
of self control.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze

@bazecraze

| like to watch the Olympics and guess
how far into each event | would die.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain.

The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style.

The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-19 20:55:50

It's called hexadecimal because it's used by witches.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv."

The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what
chapter of Revelation we're
doing today.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-18 06:26:40

What do you think of Francis Bacon?
#FediPoll #poll #shitposting
Mmm, bacon
I'm indifferent to bacon
Bleh, bacon
I don't consider him as food

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up.

In the background, to the right of Spo…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07 07:25:43

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 18:09:48

New infosec AI guidance just dropped
#infosec #Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many
valid critiques for phrenology,
but counterpoint: everyone in
my house with a cat-shaped
skull is constantly doing crimes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji.

Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 20:02:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting

The image shows a humorous, unconventional "recipe" being prepared using a coffee maker. At the top of the black coffee maker, two hot dog buns are resting on the lid, suggesting they are being warmed. The glass carafe of the coffee maker is filled with hot dogs, which appear to be cooking or being kept warm in a liquid, likely water. To the left of the coffee maker, a black coffee mug sits on the counter, adding to the domestic scene. In the background, a wooden shelf is visible, with a box co…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 21:56:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

The image is a screenshot from Reddit, displaying a post titled "$2,000,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in the past month." authored by "Gjore" under the subreddit "r/StockMarket". The post includes a discussion tag and a visual representation of stock performance, likely a heatmap or treemap of the stock market.

The dominant color palette of the visual is a deep, gradient red, suggesting a widespread downturn in the market.
The main elements of the visual are large, rectangula…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 00:23:38

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
#Shitpost #shitposting

The image is a promotional advertisement for a food item called "Pickle Pickle POUTINE" from Harvey's. The background is a vibrant, textured green, possibly representing a stylized pattern of small, light green dots.

Dominating the center of the image is a black serving container filled with poutine. The container is filled with a generous portion of golden-brown french fries, topped with what appears to be gravy and cheese curds, typical of poutine, but with added pickle elements.

The poutin…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14 00:12:20

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front.

The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

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(=| mallowmaenad

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just
Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You
Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis
Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue,
Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The
Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper,
Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie
Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2
theandyharris Melania Movie
Melania then bur…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

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toycargeek65
The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is
speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama.

The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot.

The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font.

The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes.

The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 17:25:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #USPolitics

sladegrayson1
So weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke Skywalker would now watch Star Wars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just complied with the stormtroopers."

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 17:17:31

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The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall.

The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 04:36:54

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The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-29 14:19:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #MaybeBillHicksWasRightAboutAdvertising

The image is a social media post, likely a meme or humorous observation. It features a photo of a display of paper coffee cups with various labels, accompanied by text.

The main focus of the image is the stacked coffee cups. They are arranged in multiple columns. Each cup has a different color and a label with a word or phrase, presumably related to topics for discussion. The labels include "Artificial intelligence," "Marketing & Sales," and "Innovation." There's a sign in front of the cups th…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 19:26:55

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image contains a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, superimposed over a photograph. The social media post is from an account named "Dispropaganda" and includes a text message stating, "Nothing says 'board of peace' like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes." The post also shows a verified checkmark and a timestamp of "22h".

Below the text, the photograph features two prominent polit…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ProudToBeCanadian

The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd.

Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla
It’s important to have ugly time. Time
where ur ugly. And just get to sit and
be ugly. And when people say “nooo u
could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly
time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s
important

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou

Gonzo! Have you no dignity?

of course not how Iong have we worked together?!

inthefallofasparrow
Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he
should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long,
only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
lovinglystar

Because it is one
OBO 147,980 notes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick

@audiohymn
"Do you like the Microsoft
Teams app?" Does
Sisyphus like his boulder

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 17:09:30

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

Dopey

@pete irons87206
hey just a note because | know you are new
to villainy when you said "what does it
mean" you could have said "what is the
meaning of this" and slammed your fist on
the table, not a big deal just a little tip for
staying on tone

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without.

The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 20:21:22

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The image is a humorous meme combining a vintage aesthetic with a modern reference. It's a screenshot of a Twitter post made by "Gravantus" with the username "@Gravantus."

The tweet text describes a plot from "The Twilight Zone" where a man becomes obsessed with a coin-operated fortune-telling machine shaped like a devil. This machine provides generic answers, leading the man to become dependent on it and unable to make decisions on his own. The tweet then comments on how some of these Twiligh…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man.

Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:07:52

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950
Watched Feb 7, 2023
this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly
Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only
seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus

| have the window open and just saw a cat run
by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!"

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 14:29:02

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo

@alex_soo0b
i am a party animal it’s just
that the animal in question is
the sleepytime tea bear

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks
Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish
the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth
dylarama
where'd you hear that
automaticfave
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 02:16:24

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The image is a humorous meme combining a picture of Crocs with a scene from the movie "Terminator 2: Judgment Day".

The top half of the image shows a close-up of a person's feet wearing Crocs. The person is wearing light-colored, possibly khaki, pants. Each foot is in a different style of Croc. The left foot is in a blue and white patterned Croc that appears to have a star design. The right foot is in a Croc with red and white stripes, resembling an American flag. Both Crocs have what appear t…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 22:25:47

Found in the archives - re-posting for no particular reason at all. . .
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The image shows a framed bulletin board. The frame is silver and surrounds a black, textured surface. The board displays a schedule of events, likely at a church or parish hall.

The top of the board reads "EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARISH HALL" in a sans-serif font. Below this, the schedule is organized by day of the week.

Monday is dedicated to "ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS". Tuesday is for "ABUSED SPOUSES". Wednesday has "EATING DISORDERS". Thursday is "SAY NO TO DRUGS". Friday is "TEEN SUICIDE WATCH". …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 01:46:09

Found in the archives - re-posting for no particular reason at all. . .
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The image features a piece of street art on a pale, off-white surface, possibly a poster or a wall. The artwork depicts Princess Leia from Star Wars, stylized in a stencil-like fashion, rendered in solid black. She is positioned to the right of the artwork and is holding a spray can in her right hand, suggesting she is the one who created the graffiti.

Above Leia, and to the left, are the words "FUCK THIS IMPERIALIST BULLSHIT" in bold, dripping red lettering, as if sprayed onto the surface. T…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 17:39:04

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The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest.

The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, ther…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 22:19:32

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 19:07:06

Dear folks at Frank's Red Hot™ marketing department:
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025."

The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-10 01:51:48

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The image is a meme, composed of two horizontal panels. The top panel features a man resembling Elon Musk, wearing a red polo shirt and speaking with his hands animatedly. To his left, a woman in a yellow tank top has her face obscured by a black square. Behind them, a blurry figure of a man in a blue shirt and shorts is visible. The text in this panel reads "Listen, buddy, you gotta let me on the island."

The bottom panel shows a man resembling Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a light-colored polo sh…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06 16:18:53

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The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela.

At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
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<- Me: <putting on a hoodie>
<- WIFE Are you cold?
<- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™
<- WIFE <rolls eyes>

-> lol
-> Trump class battleship huh?

<- They should commission a new class of frigate for him
<- The Felony class Frigate
<- And build 34 of them

-> lol that's good.

Tootfinder

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