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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
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Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:53:52

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The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie. The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…
@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-10-12 12:09:06

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An orange cat sleeping in a human bed. Their head is on a pink pillow with a pattern of mice or bunnies and yellow crescent moons. There is a pink mattress sheet. There is a pink duvet covering most of the cat. Only the head is exposed. The cat has their eyes closed. There is a text at the bottom of the image which reads "the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

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lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

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humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-09-29 08:18:44

The existence of Debussy implies the existence of Derailly.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:16:35

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At this point - I have to imagine that there is enough of a grassroots movement to get support behind the industrialization of a process of just constantly chucking weasels into the large hadron collider to try to get back to the original timeline that we could h…

I guess apples have advertisements on them now...
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

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sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-16 01:53:12

#fediverse, come for the erudite, entertaining social interaction, stay for the #shitposting.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

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The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 19:25:36

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genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:38:21

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:35:39

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everydaywomble but here's the thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 15:21:52

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Me listening to songs about drugs and murder on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because my tummy hurts
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

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Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 22:55:20

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
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The image is an advertisement for a Papa John's Butter Chicken Pizza. The background is a solid, dark reddish-brown color. At the top of the image, the Papa John's logo is displayed in white, slightly curved letters. Below, the words "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA" are prominently featured in large, white, bold letters with a red outline. The word "CHICKEN" has a stylized red chicken head graphic to its right. Beneath the pizza title, the ad copy reads "BUTTER CHICKEN. MADE BETTER." in yellow, bold le…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

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merry twigsmas @notpixietit im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is BANNED, we are only allowed to say happy holidays my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
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The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device. A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 05:00:10

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Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 00:09:03

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How many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math? - Left - Right
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 21:51:23

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Darmok for Tenagra
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
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Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 19:17:50

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The image depicts an anime-style illustration of a person in a restroom, seemingly experiencing a bout of gastrointestinal distress. The person, who appears to be female, is shown leaning against a wall, their head resting against it with their hands up, as if supporting themselves. They are seated on a toilet. The person has short, pink hair and is wearing a white t-shirt and a light pink skirt or shorts. The setting is a simple restroom with a white toilet and a wall in the background. The co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 17:23:03

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iputmilkinearlgrey parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 14:47:24

Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to all who celebrate
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Les, you still there? Yes, Johnny. You see anything yet? Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd, though. Where's the big guy? I don't know where Carlson is, but we're coming to you right after this record, okay? Okay, no problem. I can handle it. Okay. Real close. All right, fellow babies, and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene at the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the Big WKRP Turkey Giveaway. So, take it away, Les Nesman. This is Les Nesman, your man on the scene here at the…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:46:05

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We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:52:27

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qualitative research/quantitative research
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 16:49:55

I occasionally stop by Reddit for a couple of chuckles. As per usual - the magic is always in the comments
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The image is a meme presented in a Reddit post, consisting of a split image and a caption. Above the split image, the text reads "No one: Humans during sex:". The left half of the split image features a cartoonish depiction of a person, seemingly a woman, wearing a cowboy hat and sitting in the driver's seat of a car. The person is looking forward and holding the steering wheel. Below this image, there is a calculator with the equation "100 - 31" displayed. The right half of the split image pre…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 19:12:34

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Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio my professor scared me for a second You have attachment issues. Please fix it. 12:01 AM To You Sorry for the confusion, | meant the file attachment.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 03:16:01

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oli - Civilfallout (UK) X @civilfallout This is the sort of thing you'll see in a Fallout terminal along with two skeletons nearby who died fighting each other @ Kevlar @CEOOfSIudge I have an alarm set every 37 minutes that emits a frequency only my neighbor Greg can hear | hate him so much 12:09 PM - Oct 27, 2024