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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou Gonzo! Have you no dignity? of course not how Iong have we worked together?! inthefallofasparrow Is the implication here that: a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit seascvm Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question? lovinglystar Because it is one OBO 147,980 notes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick @audiohymn "Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-19 20:55:50

It's called hexadecimal because it's used by witches.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 17:09:30

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Dopey @pete irons87206 hey just a note because | know you are new to villainy when you said "what does it mean" you could have said "what is the meaning of this" and slammed your fist on the table, not a big deal just a little tip for staying on tone
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 20:21:22

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The image is a humorous meme combining a vintage aesthetic with a modern reference. It's a screenshot of a Twitter post made by "Gravantus" with the username "@Gravantus." The tweet text describes a plot from "The Twilight Zone" where a man becomes obsessed with a coin-operated fortune-telling machine shaped like a devil. This machine provides generic answers, leading the man to become dependent on it and unable to make decisions on his own. The tweet then comments on how some of these Twiligh…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-20 07:36:35

> Train 4 life
Checks.
> it's not about trains
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ProudToBeCanadian

The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd. Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950 Watched Feb 7, 2023 this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus | have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!" orphanwheat20 He strikes once again
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-18 06:26:40

What do you think of Francis Bacon?
#FediPoll #poll #shitposting
Mmm, bacon
I'm indifferent to bacon
Bleh, bacon
I don't consider him as food

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 14:29:02

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The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, there is a profile picture of Dr. Jens Foell, who has written "A joke for the history buffs:" followed by a description of a satirical article from the German website @der-postillon.com. The article's title is "Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student - They don't want to get blamed again." Below the descriptive text, there is a second image, with a large building and a photo of Donald Trump in a circular frame in t…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 15:53:28

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Dear Professor Cox, What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta? Dennis Cartilage, Ashford Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 02:16:24

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The image is a humorous meme combining a picture of Crocs with a scene from the movie "Terminator 2: Judgment Day". The top half of the image shows a close-up of a person's feet wearing Crocs. The person is wearing light-colored, possibly khaki, pants. Each foot is in a different style of Croc. The left foot is in a blue and white patterned Croc that appears to have a star design. The right foot is in a Croc with red and white stripes, resembling an American flag. Both Crocs have what appear t…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 22:25:47

Found in the archives - re-posting for no particular reason at all. . .
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The image shows a framed bulletin board. The frame is silver and surrounds a black, textured surface. The board displays a schedule of events, likely at a church or parish hall. The top of the board reads "EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARISH HALL" in a sans-serif font. Below this, the schedule is organized by day of the week. Monday is dedicated to "ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS". Tuesday is for "ABUSED SPOUSES". Wednesday has "EATING DISORDERS". Thursday is "SAY NO TO DRUGS". Friday is "TEEN SUICIDE WATCH". …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 01:46:09

Found in the archives - re-posting for no particular reason at all. . .
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The image features a piece of street art on a pale, off-white surface, possibly a poster or a wall. The artwork depicts Princess Leia from Star Wars, stylized in a stencil-like fashion, rendered in solid black. She is positioned to the right of the artwork and is holding a spray can in her right hand, suggesting she is the one who created the graffiti. Above Leia, and to the left, are the words "FUCK THIS IMPERIALIST BULLSHIT" in bold, dripping red lettering, as if sprayed onto the surface. T…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-14 08:25:52

I see #LLVM is embracing socialism.
* get_distribution_components() is outdated!
* Add: llubi
* Remove:
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth dylarama where'd you hear that automaticfave someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-11 07:02:20

Today we give you slithering seats.
(It's 36WEd-001 running for #ŁKA.)
#train #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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The image is a meme with a still from a science fiction show at the top, overlaid with text. Below the still is a screenshot of a social media post, also with text. The top portion of the image features a scene with several figures, likely characters from Star Trek, given the "Star Trek Fans" logo in the upper right corner. The main figure, seated on the left, appears to be Klingon, with reddish hair and elaborate, dark and metallic armor. This character is looking off to the left. In front of…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without. The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 17:39:04

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The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest. The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, ther…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-08 11:57:56

When the government starts noticing the unrest.
(It means "do not climb the tank", but could be bent to mean "do not enter a tank".)
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 22:19:32

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SECURITY NOTICE All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 19:07:06

Dear folks at Frank's Red Hot™ marketing department:
#Shitpost #ShitPosting #IPutThatShitOnEverything <…

The image is a close-up shot of a bag of "Frank's RedHot Spicy Gummy Bears." The bag is the central focus, positioned slightly off-center. The bag is predominantly red, with a gradient effect that transitions from a deeper red at the top to a lighter, orange-red towards the bottom. The brand name "Frank's RedHot" is prominently displayed in large, bold, white letters with a red outline. Beneath this, "ORIGINAL / ORIGINALE" is written in smaller text. The product description "SPICY GUMMY BEARS …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man. Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-05 07:08:12

🤚 NIN
👉 TTCMN
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:07:52

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The image features a white ceramic mug held in someone's hand, partially wrapped in clear bubble wrap. The mug displays the Enron logo, a stylized depiction of three interconnected boxes in red, green, and blue. Below the logo, black text reads "Ethics Department Employee of the Year 1999-2000". The mug is positioned in the foreground, occupying the lower left portion of the frame. The background is a blurred indoor scene, likely an office or home workspace. Visible elements include a desk wit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-21 17:54:04

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Elon Musk @ x @elonmusk The future is going to be AMAZING with Al and robots enabling sustainable ABUNDANCE for all! More Perfect Union on Elon Musk: We Can Put A Man On Mars In 10 Years By Scott Austin April 26.2011 at 12:37 ET
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-04 10:19:58

I'm astonished by the thoughtlessness of sculptors. In the summer, they'd just YOLO a naked statue, and it won't even cross their mind that it's going to be cold in winter.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo @alex_soo0b i am a party animal it’s just that the animal in question is the sleepytime tea bear
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025." The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution". The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall. The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-15 16:55:20

How about . . . "No"
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The image shows a screenshot of an email from ChatGPT. The email's subject is "You + ChatGPT Images". At the top of the email, we see the sender's information: "ChatGPT" with a checkmark indicating verification, and the email address "<noreply@email.openai.com>". The time of the email is displayed as "9:05 AM (32 minutes ago)". The email body starts with the ChatGPT logo and the title "ChatGPT" in large, bold text. Beneath it is the slogan "Bring ideas to life with just a few words" in a large…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t Start the Fire just about the last week
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 20:47:17

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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road. In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:10:44

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, with a dark blue background. At the top, there is a profile picture of a circular logo with abstract yellow and white shapes, next to the text "Generation X Cafe" and the handle "@GenXCafe". Below this, a tweet reads "Gen X is trending? It's the perfect time for me to post my favourite generational meme. #GenX". The main content of the post is an image featuring two young men, likely from a movie or TV show. The man on the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com @nerfnoodle The fact that women go “hey can you not take off my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah well you post pics so you are asking for it” about sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists 10:20AM - 12/31/25 - 684K Views © 342 1 76K © 60K [A 12x 1x)
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground. To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
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Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

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lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze @bazecraze | like to watch the Olympics and guess how far into each event | would die.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain. The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:16:35

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At this point - I have to imagine that there is enough of a grassroots movement to get support behind the industrialization of a process of just constantly chucking weasels into the large hadron collider to try to get back to the original timeline that we could h…

I guess apples have advertisements on them now...
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style. The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

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sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:19:49

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#christmas

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 19:25:36

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genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07 07:25:43

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result on a smartphone or tablet. The background is dark gray. At the top, the Google logo is displayed in white. A search bar is prominent, with the query "is it 2027 next year" typed inside. The search bar has a magnifying glass icon on the left for the search function, an "X" icon for clearing the search, and a microphone icon on the right for voice search. To the top right of the screen is a circular icon with the letter "B" inside. Above the se…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 15:21:52

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Me listening to songs about drugs and murder on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because my tummy hurts
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:38:21

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:35:39

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everydaywomble but here's the thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

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Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

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merry twigsmas @notpixietit im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is BANNED, we are only allowed to say happy holidays my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 22:55:20

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
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The image is an advertisement for a Papa John's Butter Chicken Pizza. The background is a solid, dark reddish-brown color. At the top of the image, the Papa John's logo is displayed in white, slightly curved letters. Below, the words "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA" are prominently featured in large, white, bold letters with a red outline. The word "CHICKEN" has a stylized red chicken head graphic to its right. Beneath the pizza title, the ad copy reads "BUTTER CHICKEN. MADE BETTER." in yellow, bold le…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

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2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2 theandyharris Melania Movie Melania then bur…
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2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device. A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …
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2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama. The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…
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2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot. The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
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2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…
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2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes. The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…
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2026-01-30 17:17:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall. The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…
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2025-11-28 05:00:10

#Shitposting #Shitpost

Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
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2025-12-29 14:19:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #MaybeBillHicksWasRightAboutAdvertising

The image is a social media post, likely a meme or humorous observation. It features a photo of a display of paper coffee cups with various labels, accompanied by text. The main focus of the image is the stacked coffee cups. They are arranged in multiple columns. Each cup has a different color and a label with a word or phrase, presumably related to topics for discussion. The labels include "Artificial intelligence," "Marketing & Sales," and "Innovation." There's a sign in front of the cups th…
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2025-11-29 00:09:03

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

How many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math? - Left - Right
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2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU
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2025-11-27 21:51:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting

Darmok for Tenagra
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2026-01-27 19:26:55

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image contains a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, superimposed over a photograph. The social media post is from an account named "Dispropaganda" and includes a text message stating, "Nothing says 'board of peace' like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes." The post also shows a verified checkmark and a timestamp of "22h". Below the text, the photograph features two prominent polit…
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2026-01-16 22:36:05

#Shitpost #ShitPosting #Verizon #CanYouHearMeNow

The image is a still from the television show "Little House on the Prairie." The image depicts a family of five. On the left, a man wearing a light-brown cowboy hat, a pink and white striped shirt with suspenders, and brown pants is kneeling down. He has a dark complexion and dark hair. He is looking at the camera and smiling. He is holding a young girl dressed in a pink dress, white tights, and black shoes. She is wearing a blue bonnet and holding a doll. The girl is also smiling at the camera…
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2026-01-16 17:31:59

#Shitpost #shitposting #uspol #uspolitics

The image features former President Donald Trump and another woman, standing side-by-side and holding a framed document. Trump, positioned on the left, is wearing a dark blue suit with a red and navy patterned tie. He has a wide, beaming smile. His hair is styled in a familiar comb-over. He holds the frame in both hands. To his right, the woman is wearing a cream-colored outfit, including a blazer and a blouse. She has dark hair, and a small American flag pin is affixed to her blazer. Both indi…
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2026-02-14 19:24:26

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines

#!/bin/bash echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no] read $answer if [[$answer == yes]] then echo "Happy valentines day!" else rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot fi
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2026-01-12 17:25:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #USPolitics

sladegrayson1 So weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke Skywalker would now watch Star Wars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just complied with the stormtroopers."
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2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
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2026-02-10 01:51:48

#Epstien #EpstienFiles #ShitPost #Shitposting

The image is a meme, composed of two horizontal panels. The top panel features a man resembling Elon Musk, wearing a red polo shirt and speaking with his hands animatedly. To his left, a woman in a yellow tank top has her face obscured by a black square. Behind them, a blurry figure of a man in a blue shirt and shorts is visible. The text in this panel reads "Listen, buddy, you gotta let me on the island." The bottom panel shows a man resembling Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a light-colored polo sh…
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2026-01-06 16:18:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #UsPolitics

The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela. At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…
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2026-02-04 17:05:46

#UsPol #ElonMusk #EpsteinFiles #Shitposting

The image shows a social media post on a dark background. The post is from a user named "Missing The Point" with the handle "@missingthept.bsky.social". The text of this post reads "My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game." Below this initial post, there is a screenshot of another social media post, likely from the platform "X.com". This embedded post features a profile picture of the French flag on a circular emblem with the text "French Response" and the handle "@FrenchResp…
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2026-01-31 16:07:58

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Bobo #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a black and white screenshot from a social media post. At the top left, there is a profile picture of a man wearing sunglasses and smoking. To the right of the profile picture are the words "Liam Nissan™" and a blue checkmark, followed by "@theliamnissan". To the right of this, the X.com logo is visible. Below the profile information, a large white text reads: "Only two tickets have been sold for the MELANIA movie in Colorado". The lower half of the image shows a nearly empty movie…