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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:54:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, showing a dramatic scene overlaid with text and interface elements. The main visual content is an image depicting a hazy, orange-tinted sky, indicative of heavy smoke. Silhouetted against this smoky sky is a large, mythical creature resembling a dragon, with outstretched wings. The dragon appears to be looming over a small town. In the foreground, we see the rooftops and upper stories of brick buildings, suggesting a downtown area. A water tow…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-16 14:33:44

The word for Sunday in Slavic languages (e.g. "niedziela" in Polish) stems from "do not work" which refers to how everything's broken after Friday's push to production.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:16:32

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme that combines text with a photograph. The text at the top reads: "Me trying to figure out what's happening in the world through memes because I refuse to watch the news." Below the text is a photograph of actor Leonardo DiCaprio. He is seen in profile, seated and looking intently at his smartphone, which he holds with both hands. He is wearing a white tank top. His facial expression suggests concentration or perhaps mild frustration. His hair is somewhat tousled, and he has…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-13 14:11:41
Content warning: Exquisite creme for Windows

In short, excremeNT.
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-10 11:44:51

As a Senior Software Engineer 2, I can also call myself a WNI.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-16 16:19:01

#shitposting #shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-06 15:03:59

♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo

The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a clos…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-04 16:49:39

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a humorous meme overlaid on a photograph. The text at the top of the image reads "Do not forget to leave some Mac formatted floppy disks out tonight for Jeff Goldblum so he can upload a virus to an alien mothership tomorrow." The photograph itself shows a white plate filled with several black 3.5-inch floppy disks. These disks appear to be vintage technology. To the right of the floppy disks, a small white card is propped up, displaying the handwritten text "FOR JEFF" in bla…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-26 06:45:47

What's your gander?
#shitposting
valued
not valued
nonbinary

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-30 16:19:09

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry

The image is a close-up, waist-level shot of a person wearing a black t-shirt and camouflage-patterned pants. Attached to the person's belt is a black holster, commonly used for carrying a firearm. However, instead of a weapon, a yellow wrapper with the words "CHEESE BURGER" printed in large, bold, orange letters is sticking out of the holster. The wrapper appears to be from a fast-food item, likely a cheeseburger. The person's hand is visible on the left side of the frame, resting near the hol…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme

Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-11 09:54:34

How do you call a bisexual unicorn?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with some form of the Trolley Problem is they will somehow find a physics and morality bending 3rd option that kills everyone and then later use it as a story to tell other people how fun their D&D game is.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:47:00

Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting

The image displays a close-up, overhead view of asphalt pavement marked with bright orange and red spray paint. The markings are abstract and appear to be symbols or directional indicators, possibly for utility work or surveying. The scene is dominated by the dark, textured surface of the asphalt, which is speckled with various shades of gray, black, and small, lighter-colored aggregate particles. A few wisps of dried grass and small twigs are scattered across the surface, particularly in the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 19:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting

The image displays a bag of Taylor Farms Garden Salad. The bag has a deep red color and is transparent at the front, revealing the salad mixture inside. The salad consists of shredded iceberg lettuce, thinly sliced carrots, and bits of red cabbage. The Taylor Farms logo, a red oval with "Taylor Farms" written in white text and a green leaf design, is prominently featured on the upper part of the red packaging. Below the logo, "Garden Salad" is written in large white text. Smaller text beneath i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:49:57

Okay, i knew that the infosec industry is being commoditized, but damn, it is completive out there.
#JobSearch #ShitPost #Shitposting

This is a screenshot of a job posting notification. The background is a dark charcoal color. On the left side of the image is a square yellow logo with a white uppercase letter "R" inside, which has rounded corners. To the right of the logo, aligned horizontally, is the text "7h" in white, indicating the post's age. Below that, also in white text, is the job title "Cyber Security Specialist". Further down, in a slightly lighter shade of white, is the text "Raise is hiring for $63.68-$73.04 / ye…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-07 08:01:19

> 4U liquid soap
Checks
> fits in 3U
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-07 01:45:04

What kind of a tuple are you?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-10 21:47:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-04 03:01:25

Of course there are people who are #shitposting without prior research. We respect them. However, I'm going to keep my quality shitposts well researched, so their absurdity remains remotely plausible. Also because I don't want Fediverse to point out my mistakes.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-08 22:44:07

#Shitposting #Shitpost #WorldPolitics

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-09 16:37:44

I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

I'm so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman's armageddon engines, and I'm taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park.
At Jurassic Park, we're resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-08-31 06:38:47

Per urticas ad rubos
#latin #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-06 15:28:08

#shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-08-30 17:20:59

As the name suggests, Parkour was invented by the French who couldn't find a free parking spot nearby and had to quickly get from their car to places.
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-29 03:32:22
Content warning: Critical infrastructure

The toilet.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-04 23:03:12

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-29 10:05:41

The indifference. The toilet is waiting for someone to confirm the fault, and nobody notices.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 13:38:24

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-02 20:19:25

Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Michael Buble's grandfather's house.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 19:22:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates l…

People are afraid of AI, but AI can do anything. It can figure out complex mathematical problems. It can create an entire business infrastructure. It can deliver any visual image. And it also has late-stage dementia. And the AI creators say, no, it's not dementia. It just has hallucinations. Like my grandfather had, when he was suffering from late-stage dementia. And when that happened, we took away his driver's license. We didn't put him in charge of a call center.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 18:39:47

Deep Fried Hot Dog Inna Bun

(getting some strong " 'Cut me own throat' Dibbler " vibes from this one.)
https://youtu.be/eHgDDL3TF_c
#Shitposting #Shitpost #CMOTD #DeepFried #DeepFriedHotDogInABun

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-31 17:06:49

Not going to lie. My money is on Nicolas Cage heisting the Master copy.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 01:00:52

#Shitpost #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 16:14:48

I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . .
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-26 16:24:52

From the group chat
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 16:27:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 16:11:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 21:50:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-13 02:20:44

#Shitpost #Shitposting #UsPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-05 02:09:12

I mean, if you’re standing 9 feet away from a nuclear explosion - you’ve got nothing to worry about.
#shitposting #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-11 23:11:02

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 19:02:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 17:58:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 18:49:11

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #Shitpost #Shitposting
https://xcancel.com/it_unprofession/status/2085353954125443247#m

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-05 21:13:43

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-05 14:46:08

Be proud, Mr. Green.
#RedGreen #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 16:36:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Casino

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 15:07:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-23 01:03:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #InfosecMemes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-20 20:25:29

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore