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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 19:17:50

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The image depicts an anime-style illustration of a person in a restroom, seemingly experiencing a bout of gastrointestinal distress. The person, who appears to be female, is shown leaning against a wall, their head resting against it with their hands up, as if supporting themselves. They are seated on a toilet. The person has short, pink hair and is wearing a white t-shirt and a light pink skirt or shorts. The setting is a simple restroom with a white toilet and a wall in the background. The co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 17:23:03

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

iputmilkinearlgrey parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 14:47:24

Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to all who celebrate
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Les, you still there? Yes, Johnny. You see anything yet? Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd, though. Where's the big guy? I don't know where Carlson is, but we're coming to you right after this record, okay? Okay, no problem. I can handle it. Okay. Real close. All right, fellow babies, and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene at the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the Big WKRP Turkey Giveaway. So, take it away, Les Nesman. This is Les Nesman, your man on the scene here at the…
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-16 01:53:12

#fediverse, come for the erudite, entertaining social interaction, stay for the #shitposting.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 03:16:01

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #fallout4 …

oli - Civilfallout (UK) X @civilfallout This is the sort of thing you'll see in a Fallout terminal along with two skeletons nearby who died fighting each other @ Kevlar @CEOOfSIudge I have an alarm set every 37 minutes that emits a frequency only my neighbor Greg can hear | hate him so much 12:09 PM - Oct 27, 2024
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-09-29 08:18:44

The existence of Debussy implies the existence of Derailly.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:46:05

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We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:52:27

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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qualitative research/quantitative research
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 16:49:55

I occasionally stop by Reddit for a couple of chuckles. As per usual - the magic is always in the comments
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The image is a meme presented in a Reddit post, consisting of a split image and a caption. Above the split image, the text reads "No one: Humans during sex:". The left half of the split image features a cartoonish depiction of a person, seemingly a woman, wearing a cowboy hat and sitting in the driver's seat of a car. The person is looking forward and holding the steering wheel. Below this image, there is a calculator with the equation "100 - 31" displayed. The right half of the split image pre…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 19:12:34

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Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio my professor scared me for a second You have attachment issues. Please fix it. 12:01 AM To You Sorry for the confusion, | meant the file attachment.
@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-10-12 12:09:06

#fuckaas #shitposting #meme #funny #cat

An orange cat sleeping in a human bed. Their head is on a pink pillow with a pattern of mice or bunnies and yellow crescent moons. There is a pink mattress sheet. There is a pink duvet covering most of the cat. Only the head is exposed. The cat has their eyes closed. There is a text at the bottom of the image which reads "the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:53:52

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The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie. The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #shitpost #shitposting

humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

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The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…