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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-13 19:03:03

"Ketchup Ketchup on the wall, who's the weakest one of all?"
- Snowflake, a judge-shopping old man in Washington DC. ❄️
#KennedyCenter #Signs #narcissm #SnowWhite

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-08-06 07:29:11

Tbh the temptation is real. 😶‍🌫️
#photography #signs

A white Geberit dual-flush toilet plate mounted on square tiled walls. Five label-maker tape strips are taped vertically across the right side and smaller flush button, displaying the message "do not use this button" in five languages: * German: BITTE HIER NICHT DRUECKEN * English: DO NOT USE THIS BUTTON * Italian: NON USARE PER FAVORE * Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian: MOLIM TE NE KORISTI * Turkish: LÜTFEN BURAYI KULLANMAYIN
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-01 10:47:14

Toilets but only for those who **really** gotta go.
#signs #toilet #travel #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-10 13:16:35

I mean, if we (must) have defect (dosha, ದೋಷ #Kannada), let it at least be spicy (masaala ಮಸಾಲಾ, ಮಸಾಲೆ). 😆
*They meant to write"dosa" (ದೋಸಾ, ದೋಸೆ); not "dosha". May be they do say "dosha" in Bengali or such but this sign is in Bengaluru, home of Kannada.
#spelling #mispelling #funny #oops #signs #food