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@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 11:03:01

A Midsummer Day’s Flurry
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

Page 1: Panel 1: Man and a dog on a beach in winter. Snow is falling Title: Simmer Tales Caption: A Midsummer Day’s Flurry Jac: Talk about your climate change... wasn't it warmer just a few weeks ago Jon? Jon: Sad but true old chum. "If fortune were a cook, we’d be the goose she burns for her sport" Jac: Easy there Shakespeare. Remember the seasons here are just seven days long for some reason Jon: Right. Video game settings. I keep forgetting that.
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 09:11:15

Lost wandering in the desert
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

Page 1: Panel 1: A man and a dog sanding in a sandy desert landscape Title: Simmer Tales Caption: Lost wandering in the desert Jac: Jon, what the heck happened? Whats with all the sand? Jon: Not sure old chum, but the whole franchise was recently bought by "the Consortium" for over 50 billion. Jac: Sounds like a comic book shadowy organization bent on world domination Jon: It's a group that includes Saudi Arabia, Jared Kushner and others Jac: So... what I just said then. Jon: Ya... ki…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-30 17:53:42

Brave New Chill
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

Page 1: Panel 1: A man in a swim walks into an icy cold river in winter while a dog questions his actions. Title: Simmer Tales Caption: Brave New Chill Jac: Are you sure this is how humans prove endurance Jon? 'Cause it looks like self inflicted frostbite to me Jon: It's an aspiration challenge, old chum! Mind over matter. Jac: Mind over matter? Your mind's about to shrivel just like your chances for future children Jon: Oh come on, it’s not that cold! Jac: I just saw a penguin wal…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-27 12:14:36

The scent also rises
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Page 1: Panel 1: Man and dog walking in the rain at a temple in Japan Title: Simmer Tales Caption: The scent also rises Jac: You could've checked the forecast Jon Jon: I thought you liked walks. Jac: I like dry walks. This is dampness turned up to eleven. Jon: Just think of it as two wandering spirits in the temple mist. Jac: It's bad enough dealing with my wet dog smell Jon, but you... Jon: positively musty? Jac: I can smell twelve separate layers of it. It’s like being nose-punched
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 10:37:28

Pride and Potty Break
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

Page 1: Panel 1. Close up of a man's face Title: Simmer Tales Caption: Pride and Potty Break Jon: Come on, buddy, do the do you do! You can do it! Be a good boy and make a pee pee! Panel 2. Close up of a dog's face Jac: Do you mind? I’m trying to have a moment here, not star in a bathroom-themed pep rally Panel 3. A man standing by his leashed dog while the dog lifts his leg to urinate Jon: OK, OK! Just trying to help. Do your business so we can go home Jac: You handle your business a…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-10-18 11:25:38

The Call of the Wild
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

Page 1: Panel 1: Jac standing in the kitchen Title: Simmer Tales Caption: The Call of the Wild Jac: Um. ah. Jon. I gotta go. Panel 2: Jon pouring a fresh cup of coffee Jon: I just made coffee! Why do you do this every time I make coffee Jac: (off panel) It's not like I plan it Jon, but the bladder wants what the bladder wants. Panel 3: Jon and Jac outside in the snow. Jon: That coffee is probably cold now. Can you hurry it up? Jac: Can't rush these things pal. Nature is not a drive-th…