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@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-30 17:53:42

Brave New Chill
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Page 1: Panel 1: A man in a swim walks into an icy cold river in winter while a dog questions his actions. Title: Simmer Tales Caption: Brave New Chill Jac: Are you sure this is how humans prove endurance Jon? 'Cause it looks like self inflicted frostbite to me Jon: It's an aspiration challenge, old chum! Mind over matter. Jac: Mind over matter? Your mind's about to shrivel just like your chances for future children Jon: Oh come on, it’s not that cold! Jac: I just saw a penguin wal…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 16:18:45

No Boats, Just Lies...
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Page 1: Man and a dog video game charactes out for a walk on the beach in front of their house. Title: Simmer Tales Panel 1: Caption: No Boats, Just Lies... Jac: Why do we live in a boathouse with no boats and so far from the beach Jon? Jon: Well, um, I... never really gave it much thought Jac Jac: It dosen't pass the smell test Jon, it MUST be a deep dev cover-up! Jon: Why would they want to hide something like that? Jac: Follow the code, Jon! The truth is in the source code! Jon: […
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-27 12:14:36

The scent also rises
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Page 1: Panel 1: Man and dog walking in the rain at a temple in Japan Title: Simmer Tales Caption: The scent also rises Jac: You could've checked the forecast Jon Jon: I thought you liked walks. Jac: I like dry walks. This is dampness turned up to eleven. Jon: Just think of it as two wandering spirits in the temple mist. Jac: It's bad enough dealing with my wet dog smell Jon, but you... Jon: positively musty? Jac: I can smell twelve separate layers of it. It’s like being nose-punched
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-07-27 16:36:16

How's death treating you?
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Page 1: Title: Simmer Tales Panel 1: A man and a dog speaking to the ghost of an angry cat in a pet graveyard late at night Caption: How's death treating you? Allie Cat: Why am I angry? Well for one thing, eternal rest is a lie — I share a grave with a yappy chihuahua. Jon: We just wanted to check if you're... uh, peacefully um... Allie Cat: Decomposing? Jon: Ya, that Jac: Yappy chihuahua? Yikes. Even the dead deserve earplugs
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-07-26 16:22:53

Night Boating
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Page 1: Title: Simmer Tales Panel 1: a man and a dog entering a marina at sunset Caption: Night Boating Jac: Why are we at the docs Jon? Jon: We're going to go on a little boat trip Panel 2: Man and dog on the dock beside a motor boat Jac: It's getting dark out, are you sure this is wise? Jon: Nothing to worry about.We're going to Deadgrass Isle Jac: (thinking) "Dead"? Panel 3: man and dog stand looking through the gateway to a Pet Cemetary Jon: I wanted to take a look around the p…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 10:37:28

Pride and Potty Break
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Page 1: Panel 1. Close up of a man's face Title: Simmer Tales Caption: Pride and Potty Break Jon: Come on, buddy, do the do you do! You can do it! Be a good boy and make a pee pee! Panel 2. Close up of a dog's face Jac: Do you mind? I’m trying to have a moment here, not star in a bathroom-themed pep rally Panel 3. A man standing by his leashed dog while the dog lifts his leg to urinate Jon: OK, OK! Just trying to help. Do your business so we can go home Jac: You handle your business a…