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@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 11:03:01

A Midsummer Day’s Flurry
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1: Man and a dog on a beach in winter. Snow is falling

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: A Midsummer Day’s Flurry

Jac: Talk about your climate change... wasn't it warmer just a few weeks ago Jon? 

Jon: Sad but true old chum. "If fortune were a cook, we’d be the goose she burns for her sport"

Jac: Easy there Shakespeare. Remember the seasons here are just seven days long for some reason

Jon: Right. Video game settings. I keep forgetting that.
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 09:11:15

Lost wandering in the desert
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1: A man and a dog sanding in a sandy desert landscape

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: Lost wandering in the desert

Jac: Jon, what the heck happened? Whats with all the sand?

Jon: Not sure old chum, but the whole franchise was recently bought by "the Consortium" for over 50 billion.

Jac: Sounds like a comic book shadowy organization bent on world domination

Jon: It's a group that includes Saudi Arabia, Jared Kushner and others

Jac: So... what  I just said then.

Jon: Ya... ki…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-30 17:53:42

Brave New Chill
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1: A man in a swim walks into an icy cold river in winter while a dog questions his actions. 

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: Brave New Chill

Jac: Are you sure this is how humans prove endurance Jon? 'Cause it looks like self inflicted frostbite to me

Jon: It's an aspiration challenge, old chum! Mind over matter.   

Jac: Mind over matter? Your mind's about to shrivel just like your chances for future children

Jon: Oh come on, it’s not that cold!

Jac: I just saw a penguin wal…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-27 12:14:36

The scent also rises
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1: Man and dog walking in the rain at a temple in Japan

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: The scent also rises

Jac: You could've checked the forecast Jon

Jon: I thought you liked walks.

Jac: I like dry walks. This is dampness turned up to eleven. 

Jon: Just think of it as two wandering spirits in the temple mist.

Jac: It's bad enough dealing with my wet dog smell Jon, but you...

Jon: positively musty?

Jac: I can smell twelve separate layers of it. It’s like being nose-punched
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 10:37:28

Pride and Potty Break
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1. Close up of a man's face

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: Pride and Potty Break

Jon: Come on, buddy, do the do you do! You can do it! Be a good boy and make a pee pee!

Panel 2. Close up of a dog's face 

Jac: Do you mind? I’m trying to have a moment here, not star in a bathroom-themed pep rally

Panel 3. A man standing by his leashed dog while the dog lifts his leg to urinate

Jon: OK, OK! Just trying to help. Do your business so we can go home

Jac: You handle your business a…
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2025-10-18 11:25:38

The Call of the Wild
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #Comicstrip

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Panel 1: Jac standing in the kitchen

Title: Simmer Tales

Caption: The Call of the Wild

Jac: Um. ah. Jon. I gotta go.

Panel 2: Jon pouring a fresh cup of coffee

Jon: I just made coffee! Why do you do this every time I make coffee

Jac: (off panel) It's not like I plan it Jon, but the bladder wants what the bladder wants.

Panel 3: Jon and Jac outside in the snow.

Jon: That coffee is probably cold now. Can you hurry it up?

Jac: Can't rush these things pal. Nature is not a drive-th…