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@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-06-12 19:18:38

So apparently, gullible investors and gullible investment/pension funds just gave far-right society breaker Musk another $75 billion to spend as he pleases.
#SpaceX

Fireball as Spacex rocket explodes on launch attempt, less than a year ago
@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 19:08:28

SpaceX went public today. Their market valuation is over $2T. Their March earnings were -4.28B. Negative. The market no longer makes sense.
#SpaceX

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-06-12 17:01:51

There's lots of reasons to avoid buying #SpaceX stock today, but you should add to ypur list the fact that it is almost certainly a terrible investment.
The point of speculative (high risk) investment in a company with potential for high growth is to buy low, but with a "high variance" of expected outcomes, meaning you could lose it all or win big if the company becomes overwhelm…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-08 11:47:02

SpaceX’s IPO (with Nasdaq’s new immediate listing rules for very large cap companies) means your 401k will auto-buy shares, pumping the price up.
Musk can borrow against his 42% stake without selling. If the stock crashes, you lose. He doesn’t. It’s wealth transfer by another name.
#stocks #spacex

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-05-22 02:13:07

While there was no #Starship launch the #SpaceX webcast contained two unexpected segments, one about a vague plan of a space tourist flight - #Starlink Stargaze system described in starlink.com/updates/stargaze and breakingdefense.com/2026/01/sp and smallsatnews.com/2026/02/18/sp: apparently there are numerous unlisted satellites in LEO which come so close to the Starlinks that cameras on the latter see them as bright objects. How could those objects have been missed by all space surveillance from the ground?

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 11:12:03

„Legal? Wahrscheinlich. Ethisch? Definitiv nicht." – ein ehemaliger SEC-Mitarbeiter zum SpaceX-IPO. @… zeigt auf MeTacheles die vollständige Konstruktion: Twitter-Schulden − X − xAI − SpaceX-Börsengang. Mit Indexfonds-Sparern als Finanzierungsmasse. Pflichtlektüre. / #SpaceX

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 16:47:02

In space, no one can hear you scam.
(Patrick Boyle video analyses are so good... and entertaining. Highly recommend.)
▶️ SpaceX IPO: Nice Try Though - Patrick Boyle
youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-06-05 18:20:48

Wegen neuer Lecks an einem Transfertunnel der #ISS mussten fünf Astronauten die #Raumstation vorübergehend verlassen und sich in das „Dragon“-Raumschiff von #SpaceX zurückziehen.
Betroffen ist das …

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-12 13:59:58

Musk's SpaceX IPO fraud is so good I bet even Trump is going "Damn, why didn't I think of that". 🤢
(I'm sure Trump is getting his cut from Musk, but he now sees his grifts could have been so much better.)
#SpaceX #IPO #grift #jealous

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-21 13:01:41

OMG. People are starting to compare the SpaceX IPO document to the WeWork IPO document.
#spaceX

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-06-04 18:37:27

Is there any fig leaf on the timing of the change to #NASDAQ inclusion rules vis a vis the #SpaceX IPO? Or is it openly accepted that was done deliberately to accommodate SpaceX?

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 11:26:01

SpaceX rückt dem Börsengang näher — und das Kerngeschäft ist nicht Raumfahrt, sondern Mobilfunk. Starlink Mobile könnte klassische Netzbetreiber direkt herausfordern. Telekom-Chef Höttges: „If you can't fight the dragon, ride the dragon." Stephan Scheuer im Handelsblatt über eine Infrastrukturkette, die Europa nervös machen sollte.
#SpaceX

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-21 23:40:52

#spacex

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 18:39:12

IT EXPLODED UPON RETURN. THE ROCKET SUPPOSED TO CARRY AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS EXPLODED.
"MOSTLY SUCCESSFUL", NYT?
Y"MEAN, EXCEPT FOR THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE VEHICLE?
JFC ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
#SpaceX #NYT

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-03 18:05:10

Musk: If you want my money, you must eat this 💩
Bankers: Lemme have some more 🤤
Anything for a few dollars more. 🤑
#greed #WallStreet #SpaceX #IPO #Musk

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-28 06:09:41

Elon wanted Twitter so he got $44B from the Saudis, Palantir's founder & Jack Dorsey & renamed it "X".
X's value crashed to $19B, so Elon merged "X/Twitter" with his AI company "x.AI Corp." to become "xAI".
xAI is taking huge losses so Elon merged it with SpaceX to become "SpaceXAI".
Elon's run out of companies to merge into so he's having

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-21 05:45:17

SpaceX: We believe we have identified the largest TAM in human history.
The TAM:
#SpaceX #IPO #AI #speculation

@pre@boing.world
2026-06-02 11:49:19

RE: #spaceX #opeanAI #anthropic #ipo

@pre@boing.world
2026-05-22 08:58:55

Richard Murphy has a good story here about why the coming crash will be the biggest ever, and caused by OpenAI, Anthropic, and SpaceX.
Because these 3 IPOs are about to happen, and be massive, they will immediately and right away take up a large fraction of the S&P and Nasdaq stock indexes.
That means all the fund managers who run funds tracking the S&P and Nasdaq will have to buy enough of those 3 companies to make them a large fraction of the funds. Selling everything else to buy OpenAI, Anthropic, and SpaceX. Pumping their prices further.
Now the valuations of those companies is based on them being able to do all the jobs really. Which they can't. Because there isn't enough water or power, even if they do have the compute.
So they have to crash back down to something that isn't this fund-inflated price, isn't this overvalued price where you assume there's infinite water and power, but is a realistic price much much lower.
And that tanks everything so much they rich will be begging for bailouts because they continue to use to much margin.
#openAI #anthropic #spaceX #stockMarkets