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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 04:15:02

If you think you are starting 2026 with a disadvantage in life, just be thankful you aren’t setting out with this embarrassingly stupid tattoo.
#MemeChatGPT #MemesFor2026 #StupidTattoo

Image of a light-skinned person’s forearm with a tattoo that says “Chat-GBT is Cold”, in black in a Gothic font, with blue frost and snow flakes clinging to the letters. Ordinarily, I’m opposed to using AI to generate images, but there’s no way I’d want to embarrass a real human with this stupid tattoo. Generated with Perchance AI.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-20 05:59:47

FTW. You search for "coffee filter" and all 1000 results are for ground coffee to use in, and you won't ever guess this, *coffee filters*. 🤦‍♂️
#stupid #technology #ecommerce

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 03:45:38

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire