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2025-11-12 20:25:04

79 Yr Old Man Uses Oval Office Powers To Discover Magnets
Announces : "Nobody knows what a magnet is"
However, seconds later the polarizing US #SupremeLeader claims victory in the war on his own #magnetic awareness by announcing " Now, in two years, we’ll have

79 Year Old Man Who Just Discovered Magnets