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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-03 15:33:33

You know you’re getting older when your vanity #grocery store purchases shift from “damn that cake looks good as hell, I’mma get that” to “damn that dust #mop is only $10 and it’s twice as big as the #Swiffer, this …