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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-04-16 15:46:55

dnsviz is being cranky for me. Everyone else stop using it for the day, OK?
#Sysadminnery #DNSSEC #ItsAlwaysDNS

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-16 18:49:53

No, really, creating a login role account so multiple people can have access to support a system is very bad.
— How I make developers look at me incredulously.
#InfoSec #Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-15 20:19:53

Had an account manager feed me slop to “help” me address a MS365 problem today. Turns out Copilot is poorly informed about how today’s MS365 operates.
In its defense, it DID give me the key phrase that I needed to search for to understand the problem. It just told me to look for it in places where it is not. An actual web search enlightened me.
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-12 21:04:49

Today MS365 forgot the existence of both of the 2 rarely-used accounts I have with them solely for the purpose of supporting one of our largest clients. Then an hour later they remembered my existence, so I could reset the password that needed resetting.
How do people use this garbage and find it acceptable?
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-11 21:03:31

Some people might call it a company culture problem that all of our customers are used to just emailing my boss whenever they have issues. I call it a way for his vacations to also be effective time off for me…
Of course, what I do on those days is all the tech debt stuff that I can never get done while firefighting.
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-04-06 21:46:19

Cloudflare is preventing me from logging into a customer’s WordPress that they horked up. Apparently I look like a bot.
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-04 21:20:47

The metric of the day is “oom-kills per hour”
I is SRE
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 12:06:59

RE: #Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-04 14:33:19

Cool. After an hour of trying to log into an actively DDoS’d webserver, all 5 retry cycles seem to have reached authentication…
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-04 19:41:12

It’s really appalling how much time I waste trying to figure out which antique browsers on which platforms I need to run to talk to all of the antique hardware that I support.
This message brought to you by PDUs with no solution...
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-01 21:38:14

I started out trying to fix a problem between my Nextcloud Desktop client and one server, ended up submitting a patch to MacPorts for an update to the cadaver port. Perfectly normal sequence.
(Nextcloud client DOES NOT use cadaver)
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-11 19:58:45

LOL…
Just wasted most of a day and all of my capacity for diplomacy on a customer whose problem amounted to “Microsoft has a feature I dislike.”
It’s called “Focused Inbox” and while I also now believe it to be a flawed feature, I believe that it provides some users with something they want, and that their provider of $REDACTED just has to deal with not being that important to users…
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-10 16:28:19

I wish I understand *why* what I did fixed the problem that I still don’t understand, but it did.
I was just trying to get all 5 VMs involved onto one host so I could snoop on the traffic between them more easily.
I’m blaming stuck ARP or Spanning Tree. Two of those VMs were briefly fighting over the same IP last night before I fixed the freshly-minted clone to use its proper new one.
#Sysadminnery

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-04 21:23:08

RE: toad.social/@grumpybozo/116692
“Seem” is a favorite word…
The machine was gummed up to the point where fail2ban saw my failed logins as an attack.