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#totp Not Kim's best. And that's saying something.

Just turned on, have I missed Sade? If not, play it you bastards.
#TOTP

#totp Whatever happened to the heroes? Aunt Joan ate them all.

When we've just celebrated 50 years of Songs in the Key of Life, "I Just Called To Say I Love You" sounds like dismal dreck.
Blame the pinky pinky midi sound? #TOTP

#totp You'd think a friend might have told her that her skirt was completely see-through.

Choon. #JamesBrown #Funk #TOTP
(Suspect there's going to be a lot of these)

TUNE! #totp

#totp I love love love the beehive and its voice.

#totp Eddi Reader, what a legend. Sad to hear her partner died. Sending our love.

Oh yeah, TUNE! #TOTP

#totp Aerobics Kylie!

#totp Looking forward to 1988!

#totp This doesn't look like Hollywood, to be honest.

CHA CHA CHA!
#totp

Let's all meet up for #TOTP 2000

DEPESHAY KLAXON! #totp

Obligatory pyeewwwww! #TOTP

Love it when they're singing a banger live #TOTP

#totp I don't think the Beegees have even been to Massachusetts.

#totp Thanks for your amazing comments. Top snark tonight. Bye all!

Ooh ooh I wonder if this is the #TOTP episode where she's shown as SLADE in the chart rundown.

How far can you dial with that many chevrons?!
#TOTP

#totp Robert Smith and some Phallicmites.

#totp Not sure what that bloke is playing on the Roland ... But it's not this

I am up and boogieing. Oh yes, sir. #TOTP

That Aqua isn't even plugged in.
Love the Stargates though. #TOTP

#totp I want to hear the mix of this where all we can hear is Jason's guitar

Ooh sparkly Shirlie. Somebody stop me. #TOTP

#totp The least bonkers Jackson.

So, it's not the one from Shrek (or Shrek 2).
Will I remember this EELS song? Vaguely.
#TOTP

#totp I think they might be implying this is a house of ill repute.

That stethoscope's not even plugged in. #TOTP

#totp Choon!

#totp That is top of the hats, AKA where's my traffic cone gone?

Two key changes! No wonder he's standing up. #TOTP

#totp I think his hair is a separate conscious being.

#totp "Why is my window broken, strange man I've never seen before?"

Kim! Looking and sounding so mid-80s it hurts. #TOTP

#totp Come on then, let's see your Master Jacks, then. Actually, maybe not.

My goodness, from great to even better. Alf! ❤️ #TOTP

#totp Bon Jovi gave rock a bad name.

#totp Their amps blew up at the start.

I have been to Tupelo, Mississippi. It's where Elvis was born, doncha know. #TOTP

#totp The very best rap over Madonna's holiday ever.

#totp Claim to fame: my wife once built a willow tunnel in Richard Coles' garden.

Took a while, but they got there eventually. Things moved at a slower pace in 1977, apparently. #TOTP

#totp Oh there's the rest of them.

#totp not much of a commune.

Right, I refer the good people of Mastodon to my toot earlier. THIS is how you play the harmonica. #TOTP

#totp Oh yeah, here we go!

Here comes 1984. I was 14 years old. I spent my life glued to the pop radio stations. This is my time! #TOTP

Presumably the whiplash detector has gone PING! big style as we catapult from pure disco to pure prog. #TOTP

Well that was the usual mixed bag, but made bearable because of you lot *gestures wildly around at Fedi*
See you next time!
#TOTP

There's an edit of this that substitutes something else for the line "Dear old Lenin" and I've never quite worked out why, given that it keeps in the Leon Trotsky line. #TOTP

#totp So boring.

The Fabulous Wealthy Tarts (yes that's the name of his female backing singers) yell something on this song that sounds like "Hotch potch" and I've never quite worked out why. #TOTP

#totp They FADED iron maiden! That's asking for a fight.

#totp Can we just play "cars", please?

#totp This is what the song is about

#totp Oops she did it again again.

#totp This dancing is more my speed.

#totp She's going to loose an eye! Stop moving so fast.

#totp When she was throwing those records around they were probably worth nothing.

#totp This is where Lin Manuel got the idea for Hamilton?

#totp Bye all you nutters! 👋🏻👋🏻

#totp Nanas just having a laugh as always!

#totp If Robert was a plant, what kind of plant would he be?

#totp Woah! Those moves.

#totp This is brilliant - what a bop.

#totp This was a time when _everyone_ was playing Gibson semi acoustics.

#totp I liked this tune too.

#totp Top SatB!!

#totp So young! Depeche club 7 juniors.

#totp yeah, come on!

#totp He's creepily possessive.

#totp Still sounds fresh to me!

#totp Now an enthusiastic audience!

#totp I'm just imagining Bob round the back trying to get Dana to smoke a joint.

#totp I guess we should be grateful they didn't choose this for Legs and Co literal treatment.

Audience not too bothered. #totp

#totp Still very bad though.

#totp I was waiting with some trepidation to see what they would do to this. It's not as bad as I thought it might be.

#totp Shorts with stripey stockings is the fashion max. Gnome core.

#totp Blooming Prom, Reading and Leeds, and then I miss the bit of the show with Blondie. Not going well. Hi all.

#totp Well the 80s redeemed the evening. Thanks everyone, I'm leaving on a high! 👋🏻👋🏻

#totp Now THAT is how you do a key change.

#totp That vicar is not a bad pianist.

#totp Did she steal that other woman's hat??

#totp Aaaaaahhh ah ah ahhh AAA aaaah!

#totp Now this was a revolutionary album.

#totp That was a great chart, and then they played this. Sigh.

#totp He's living his best life.

#totp Stewart Copeland - drumming is all about the gaps. Where you don't hit the beat.

#totp Oh yeah! Come on.

#totp That keyboard is the most pointless piece of kit I've seen in a long time.

#totp O stands for "Off her tits"

#totp Oh my God

#totp Nice Diana, but I think that piano belongs to the tired Holiday Inn where you are currently dancing. Look at those carpet tiles!

#totp This has been living in the back of my mind all these years. Taking up space. Lonely neurons wondering when someone's going to trigger them.

#totp It's not impossible that if he takes that hat off, his hair goes all the way back like that.