Tootfinder

"Down goes George Michael."
Well.
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Play _Higher and Higher_ and Whitney, you bastards.
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Tune! #MelAndKim #TOTP

#totp Do the dance, Madonna! Yeah!

"You guys aren't ready for this yet, but your kids are going to love it"
#KennyG #TOTP

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Hadn't noticed they look like discount Benedict Cumberbatch and Andrew Scott 20 years before #Sherlock.
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#totp I loved this cars song.

AYE! #totp

#totp Stock Aiken and Watered-down?

#totp Did he just lick his thumb and then air bass? Weurghhhh.

Tune! #TOTP

#totp Will Smith practising his boxing moves...

Billy! #TOTP

#totp Great juxtaposition, just to demonstrate how shit this is.

#totp Thought for a moment it might be oasis.

TUNE!
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#totp Let's all meet up in the year 2000. Actually, maybe not.

Bananas! #TOTP

#totp Everything I do what you want to do I do it for you.

#totp Lulu doesn't look 52 in this, does she? How often do you think she feasts on young virgins to keep that complexion?

Play Blue Pearl! #TOTP

#totp Good bass

Top tune though. #TOTP

#totp Do you think Five squeak as they walk / dance?

#totp Gerry likes a blow job. Sorry, a big blower. Sorry, a fan. A big fan.

It's behind you! #TOTP

Bonnie. 💔
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Quite like this one. #TOTP

Yay Inspiral Carpets! #TOTP

The drummers have gone rogue! #totp

That perm's definitely plugged in. #TOTP

Top of the Hats but it's the audience! #TOTP

KEYTA.... no wait, that's an accordian.
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1987 next. The 80s won't let us down, surely. #TOTP

Peter Powell almost shouting out the top ten on #TOTP tonight, no doubt that's where Anthea learned her presenting technique.

#totp Right, that's me done. I can't have this tosh swilling round my noggin all night! Bye all you beauties! See you next time.

You don't see enough wind machines and capes on #TOTP. Bring it on!
Oh, she dropped it on the floor. So much for that then.

#totp Don't mind the hip hop funky beat though. Gettin' down with it.

Stands up and salutes for Imperial Phase PSB.
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Never seen a bass guitar worn as a necklace before. #TOTP

#totp He was just so sexy.

He's got the biggest horn of the night, mind.
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#totp Love this song! Go Billy!

Oh and some Imperial Phase Madonna to top it all off. 1987 #TOTP you have gone out in style.

#totp Great baseline though. Where did they sample it from?

Back to the Future is not a Christmas movie, Bates you muppet. #TOTP

#totp The drummer was inspired by Animal from the Muppets.

Great work from Midge, English grammar pedants notwithstanding. #TOTP

Oh. Tune. I'd forgotten this. But oh my word, yes, what a tune. #TOTP

#totp Did OMD sign a deal with SAW??

Pointless cover version Klaxon.
Diana Ross should sue.
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#totp I'm going to call it - that's not her voice.

It's hard to be too snarky about this from Bruce Willis knowing how unwell he is. #TOTP

#totp Even the Goths were forced to dance to this!

Double noughties, double eighties. Did the earth move for you? See you next time, #TOTP-ers.

#totp Cult! Yeah, come on!

Steve Wright's dad dancing is going to haunt my dreams tonight. And not in an erotic way. #TOTP

"It stands for Fun Love & Money".
We've all seen the SAW documentary, right?
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#totp Prize for the shittest presenter double act goes to .....

Released less than a year after the magnificence of the True Blue album. Hard to understand. #TOTP

#totp Now I want to listen to Killing Joke!

"Scrape together some offcuts from her other videos and a film or two, that'll do lads"
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#totp Not the best damned, but I'll take any damnation that's on offer.

He did his own stunt with the chandelier swing and was bricking it the whole time, apparently. #TOTP

#totp God she's amazing!

Yes indeed, who on earth could be the mysterious singer who sounds exactly like George Michael? #TOTP

#totp Ahhh yeah!!!!

It's not easy to outperform Jagger, but David Bowie comprehensively steals the show in this ridiculous video. #TOTP

#totp Jason was so bitter in the Kylie documentary.

Nobody in history has looked more mid-80s than Angela in this video. The hair, the shoulder pads, the square bloody microphone! #TOTP

#totp Wait, Bez had a girlfriend?!

"It's the Pointer Sisters and Slow Hand".
No, they did not in fact do a duet with Eric Clapton. Fortunately for all concerned.
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#totp Got my beer, got my attitude. Let's go!

This was the first Dollar song produced by Trevor Horn, and if he was "the man who invented the sound of the 80s", this is therefore the first song of the 1980s. Or something. #TOTP

Look at those teeth! They glow from within. #totp

Picture me as a fresh-faced young 18-year-old arriving in Manchester in autumn 1988, six months or so before it became the centre of the musical universe.
Of the entire Madchester output, Inspiral Carpets and 808 State are the two bands that instantly transport me back there.
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#totp I love love love the beehive and its voice.

#totp Eddi Reader, what a legend. Sad to hear her partner died. Sending our love.

#totp Aerobics Kylie!

#totp Looking forward to 1988!

#totp This doesn't look like Hollywood, to be honest.

#totp I don't think the Beegees have even been to Massachusetts.

#totp Thanks for your amazing comments. Top snark tonight. Bye all!

#totp Robert Smith and some Phallicmites.

#totp Not sure what that bloke is playing on the Roland ... But it's not this

#totp I want to hear the mix of this where all we can hear is Jason's guitar

#totp The least bonkers Jackson.

#totp I think they might be implying this is a house of ill repute.

#totp Choon!

#totp That is top of the hats, AKA where's my traffic cone gone?

#totp I think his hair is a separate conscious being.

#totp "Why is my window broken, strange man I've never seen before?"

#totp Come on then, let's see your Master Jacks, then. Actually, maybe not.

#totp Bon Jovi gave rock a bad name.

#totp Their amps blew up at the start.

#totp The very best rap over Madonna's holiday ever.

#totp Claim to fame: my wife once built a willow tunnel in Richard Coles' garden.

#totp Oh there's the rest of them.

#totp not much of a commune.