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#TOTP

Pants people. #totp

Nice eggs. #TOTP

Rhyming genius. #totp

Will the next #TOTP be any better?
No
Certainly not
Of course it won't it's still 1998

Love the Anadin Sisters #totp

Jerry Hall?!
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Wait this again? #TOTP

Now THAT is what I call a tie! #totp

Choon. #TOTP

"grafting".
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I'm doing the climbing dance now. #totp

Yay the All Saints. #TOTP #1998Watch

I am the walrus
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I always thought they were American! #totp

We only get a Top 20 now? #TOTP

Looks like a school disco at the back. #totp

Gloria & the Furries. #TOTP

Not an actual lighthouse
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Can anyone tell me what's going on here? #totp

Christ no Robbie do we really have to? #TOTP

The middle of the great drought* of 1976. #totp
* talent drought

Hey Mr Sound Man don't touch that dial! #TOTP

Cheese. But it doesn't hold a candle to "We Are Family".
#SisterSledge #TOTP

Bryan Ferry is dancing like he's got a stick up his arse. #totp

Brayn Ferry rocking a very iffy moustache. #TOTP

"If you've got the cheek to think"? Aude sapere? Is this a shout out to the TBGS massive? #TOTP #1998Watch

Nobody sounded like Dennis. The cat has just run out of the room. #totp

Hello kids. Cheggers here. Let's Play Pop!
#TOTP
Disclaimer: Not an actual Cheggers. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This toot was not tested on animals. The value of your pop investment may go down as well as up and you may not get back all the music invested.

The acapella was done well, I'll give them that. #TOTP

Guitarist: "I want to be Ziggy Stardust"
Rest of band:
Guitarist: "But as a mime!"
Rest of band:
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I hope the cleaners got paid extra this episode. #TOTP

Please share a thought for the boy band composers who've been out of work for years now. Barren years, while the songs piled up. #totp

Which one's The Doctor, and when does he regenerate? #TOTP

There are some great lyrics on this (as you'd expect) #TOTP

Got to respect the complete lack of trying to get the perspective right for the blue screen inserts in the #AxelF video.
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I guess it's true. Everyone was on drugs in the 1970s. #TOTP

Sorry, don't think I can take any more. See you next week! #TOTP

Nu Shooz. Did not like then. Do not like now. That is all. #TOTP

Chumbawamba are wearing black and red because of course
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Jesus that poor young woman looked petrified. Understandably. #TOTP

Ha, great song. And I don't think I've seen this video since 1986. #TOTP

I'd forgotten just how hilariously filthy this video is. Top marks! #TOTP

Is that Brian May on drums? And a serial killer on the double-necked guitar. #TOTP

They've got the Stars & Stripes hung upside down. Is that synth in distress? #TOTP

DON'T TOUCH THE AUDIEN... oh who am I kidding. It's the 1970s. That's all they did. #TOTP

Listen Hamilton we'll do the jokes about the clobber, you just get on and present the music, OK? #TOTP

Someone suddenly shouted at the cameraman "finish your fag & get inside, we've started broadcasting! #TOTP

Whose career lasted longer, Diddy. Yours or Tony Blackburn's?
Yeah ... who's laughing now, eh?
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Someone wake me up when the beat gets above 25 bpm. #yawn #TOTP

I do love the 'Nanas with all my heart, but god help us all they went to Stock Aitken & Waterman with Venus and said "do for this what you did for Dead Or Alive".
And SAW did what they were asked to, and thus the SAW Doom Years began. #TOTP

What a baseline! #totp

Frankie got a restraining order. #totp

How young does Bruce look? ! Love this song. #totp

I preferred Howard Jones myself. Anyone else? #totp

Did Nick Heywood grow up to become Nigel Farage? #totp

This is why there was a hole in the ozone layer. #totp #hairspray

"Don't worry, you didn't actually break my heart". #totp

Is Billy Ocean actually singing live? Sounds like it. #totp

I feel sorry for Jonny Marr, to be honest. Top guitarist. #totp

My wife tells me his real name was "Derrick Dick" . Can this be true? #totp

Love it when they let the song fade a bit before the studio manager lifts the applause sign. #totp

"Girl you're everything a man could want and more'". Yes, she's a Greggs sausage roll folks. #totp

The Boss! #TOTP

Don't go anywhere #TOTP-ers, there's another mid-80s episode coming right up.

Band members pretending to play instruments that don't appear in the song, which was all fairlight and drum machine. Sorry, in feeling bitter for some reason. Scritti Apoliti #totp

Play China Crisis. #TOTP

"Mel Mel" ??!
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More Mike Read? FFS! #TOTP

SKODA WAR! SKODA WAR!
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Another one that's for Charideee, mate. #TOTP

Animotion! There's a banger to play out with. #TOTP

Nick's forgetting the lyrics more than once in this song. #TOTP

Yes, I was one of those million-or-so who bought the single. #TOTP

Mike Read stop touching the audience challenge: level impossible. #TOTP

Billy Ocean is unsurpassable, whether he's doing ballads or boogies. #TOTP

A fantastic song this, by Johnny Marr and some soon-to-be fash bloke. #TOTP

Quite possibly the third worst thing to ever come out of the Netherlands. #TOTP

Well that was that. I hope your weekend will be all FGTH and no Vanilla. See you next time! #TOTP

"Hey Ozzy, what do you want in this video? Ballerinas, organists, or horror makeup?"
"Yes"
#TOTP

This is before Mr Politti got the estate agent job. He may have been about to join them as a youth trainee worker though. #TOTP

The singer for the Art Company looks like a wrongun. I'm sure he's not, but that hair, that tache and those shifty eyes ...
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I do actually love Two Tribes and it easily makes my top ten of all time favourite 80s songs.
The bassline alone remains unsurpassed.
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"Our love is history, gonna burn the letters you've been sending me"
When you ghosted someone in the 80s, you really had to take action. #TOTP

PLAY ABC. #totp

Shirlie 😍
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PAINT POT KLAXON! #totp

She ain't coming back, Phil. #TOTP

Siouxsie! Now there's a cracking #TOTP start.

Siouxsie & Squeeze. Maybe 1981 #TOTP will stick with "quality bands beginning with the letter 'S'" all through the programme?

Play Hazel O'Connor in full you bastards. #TOTP

Oh no, Richard Skinner's trying to dance with the #TOTP audience. Strong "HELLO FELLOW KIDS" vibes, there.

Tesco Value Janet Jackson. It's not too bad though. #TOTP

Might be back later for part 2 (or is it parts 3 & 4?)
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Is it bad that I still know all the lyrics to Stand & Deliver? #TOTP

If you stay off the marching powder, Pellow, you might keep those youthful good looks. #TOTP

Another one who needs to keep away from the drugs. And the abusive boyfriends. RIP Whitney. #TOTP

Much as Shirlie can do no wrong in my eyes, that was a shit and instantly forgettable song. #TOTP

What is he doing to that synth? It's going to have sticky keys by the end of this performance! #TOTP

That painter/decorator is responsible for some truly dire songs being unleashed upon the world. #TOTP