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Pyeewwwww! #TOTP

Get your hands off her! 🤦‍♀️ #TOTP

Proper Pops. #TOTP

Extremely pointless cover klaxon! 🚨
#TOTP

Fun Boy Three! Tune. #TOTP

FFS, it's Cliff again. I'll see you in 1988.
#TOTP

They are literally conga-ing around the #TOTP studio.

No no Mr Fawlty, it's "uno dos tres".
#TOTP

Right, Cliff's it. I'm going back to #HazbinHotel that my daughter's trying to get me into.
See y'all later. #TOTP

Narrator: Susie Mathis was not in fact on #TOTP in 2008.

Bye fer now! #totp

One of the Smurfs has escaped and taken some E.
#TOTP

This song is as blandly beige as the singer's outfit. #TOTP

Non-stop bangers (well, ignoring Mr Beige) on this episode. #TOTP

You cannot be rude about Begin the Beguine. You just can't. #TOTP

Martin Fry's trousers must be quite tight for him to hit those high notes. #TOTP

Straight to lift muzac. #totp

Another one for the collection, to be thrown onto the timeline at appropriate (inappropriate) moments. #TOTP

Another chooon #TOTP

Well that's it for this programme. I'll see you next week (and maybe MJ's video will have finished by then)
#TOTP

Oh hello #Bluesky #TOTP-ers.
Just a gentle reminder that if you reply to my posts or interact with them in any way, that interaction is totally invisible to me unless you follow the Fediverse bridge thingy-wotsit.
https://fed.brid.gy/login will see you right.

That was... jarring. #TOTP
And triggers an unnecessary cover klaxon.

Dorts! I assume he's still over there on Twitter threatening to spill the beans about all the sordid back stage goings-on at #TOTP but never actually spilling any beans at all.

Was there really no video available for Under Pressure? Surely Queen & Bowie had a couple of quid between them to make one. #TOTP

Keytar klaxon! 🚨
#TOTP

Congratulations to everyone who sat through the full 195 minutes of tonight's music marathon. Hope you've still got some neurons left!
Until next time. #TOTP

Lots a wailing going on. #totp

On top of everything else, it turned out that Seal was a clairvoyant:
🎵 Don't you know that racism among future kings can only lead to no good.
#TOTP

Not an unnecessary cover.
#TOTP

There's nothing to be said about Killer that thousands of other people have done a thousand times better than I ever could. So I'm just going to sit back and admire Seal at his total imperial finest. #TOTP

Love it or hate it, there's no getting away from the fact that BBC Four has decided to give us not one, not two, not even just three but three-and-a-quarter hours of Top of the Pops tonight.
So gird your loins pop kids, for better or worse it's going to be a #TOTP marathon.

Oh-oh! Tune. Cheese. Lovely
#TOTP

RE: #TOTP hashtag for those who follow it.
This is when it all began, back in 1963.

Balls. Small Shiny Balls. #totp

Prefer the Kylie & Kermit version. #TOTP

Two covers that do something different in a row #TOTP

Twelfth, 38 points. Not bad. #totp

Did they ever tell you how they got these scars?
#TOTP

I hope you're all singing along at home, as requested by Robbie #TOTP

The tom-toms might not be plugged in, but appreciate the live singing.
#TOTP

I don't know what she's talking about. #totp

What could Celine Dion's big hit of 1998 possibly be?!
Probably sank without a trace.
#TOTP

She sounds a _lot_ like Heather Small... #totp

It's now feeling like the worst bits of Jools' Hootenanny with the fake Chrismas cheer and "what do you hope for in 1991"
#TOTP

Probably should watch Ghost again at some point.
Not sure if I've seen it since the cinema! But that seems unlikely.
#TOTP

Her _head_ is a mirrorball! Get it?! Amazing. #totp

The Quo seem surrounded by a large amount of white powder.
#InsertJokeHere
#TOTP

Apparently Mansun split up in the process of recording their fourth album. #totp

The guys sitting on the sofa have mirror balls too. You can tell my how they are sitting. #totp

Icon. #totp

Yeah!!! #totp

What the ... ? #totp. 🤣😂🤣

Declan Patrick MacManus. #totp

Oh, it's dapper Edmonds. #totp

Did I mention the sex pistols? #totp

Technically this is "you be-48" #totp

Janet! #totp

I bet he drove his teachers mad. #totp

Sorry, too easy. #TOTP

Just feeling sorry for her knees. #totp

The one true Elvis. #TOTP

SYNTHESIZER MUSIC.
#totp

Thanks for the fun, popsi-topsies! #totp

Lighters in the air moment. #TOTP

I can't stop my feet from tapping. #totp

Bloody hell its Kenny Everett. #TOTP

I was ten. I fancied Agnetha so much. #totp

STOP TOUCHING THE AUDIENCE EDMONDS FFS
#totp

They've broken "Stand by me". Bastards. #totp

Absolutely stunning video. Simple but beautifully done. #TOTP

He's a naughty lad, that Tom. Just look at him. #totp

Finally succumbed. Apologies to any #TOTP viewers who will expect my profound thoughts about Vanilla Ice, should he be featured, but I'm now muting that word.

If I could turn back time, I'd play Belinda Carlisle. #totp

"Legs & Camps"? Have you been on the Blobby juice, Edmonds? #totp

Cor blimey, it's cockney cheeky sparra Legs & Co.
Why? #TOTP

Janet "I find your lack of faith disturbing" Jackson. #totp

You can't just chuck bits of another song in the middle like that without warning! #TOTP

Could have played the sex pistols, mind. Just saying. #totp

Also the sheer chutzpah to sing an upbeat enthusiastic song called Belfast in 19 bloody 77. #TOTP

I thought she was saying "love bot" and I was all excited. #totp

"simple" in terms of superficial appearance. There's some bloody good cinematography on show here. #TOTP

I think they went with the line "living in a world of fools"? #totp

Right, we're back to 1977. There won't be any drug-induced nonsense in bands in that era, I'm sure. #TOTP

He's where you buried him, in the back garden, next to the pond. #totp

Scrabble? Monopoly? Connect Four? Come on Abba, you'll have to be more specific if you want the correct answer. #TOTP

I suspect this will lose me all my followers (and even more respect) but Boney M > Roxy Music. There I said it. #TOTP

This is a bit of an anthem now. I still don't think half the people who sing it out loud know what it's about, mind. #TOTP

Mrs Losttourist just asked me "what's a Davy lamp?" and I was able to immediately explain it was a mining lamp consisting of a naked flame enclosed in a mesh structure so that it didn't explode, because I was taught that at school.
And now all I can think of is why the hell did they teach that to a London schoolkid in the 1980s?
#TOTP

Well slap my thighs and call me Susan, who could ever have predicted this? I'm shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!
#Wrapstodon #Wrapstodon2025 #TOTP

RE: #TOTP. Coincidentally earlier today this happened ...

Top of the Coke Hats. #TOTP

More top of the hats. #TOTP

Earplugs, it's Anthea! #TOTP