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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 00:10:45

#TerryPratchett #MelonHusk

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
My companies make great products that people love and I've never physically hurt anyone.
So why the hate and violence against me?
Because | am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 16:39:57

#TerryPratchett #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

jabberwockypie

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH;, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry"

- Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time

morvidra

“And there’s the sign, Ridcully, said the Dean. “You *have* read it, | assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door?’

‘Of course I’ve read it, said Ridcul…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-03 02:11:48

#TerryPratchett

“You want fantasy? Here’s one... There's this
species that lives on a planet a few miles
above molten rock and a few miles below a
vacuum that'd suck the air right out of them.
They live in a brief geological period
between ice ages, when giant asteroids have
temporarily stopped smacking into the
surface. As far as they can tell, there’s
nowhere else in the universe where they
could stay alive for ten seconds.

And what do they call their fragile little slice
of space and time? They call it rea…