@drahardja@sfba.socialThis reinforces my suspicion that #Tesla is facing a cash flow crunch due to flagging sales. They’re in a vicious cycle right now of price reduction to goose sales, which reduces revenue, prompting more price reductions etc. This bodes poorly for the company.
“Tesla profits drop 55% as Elon Musk dodges cheap car questions”
@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
@alsutton@snapp.socialMy #Tesla #Model3 is almost out of its main warranty, and I wasn’t happy with the trade in price I was offered, so….. modding time!
First thing to fix; Put the speed somewhere in my peripheral vision when driving, so that means a second screen behind the steering wheel, and, as an added bonus, I can no…
@drahardja@sfba.socialSo this guy CUT HIS WRIST on his new #Cybertruck while trying to wipe a smudge out during delivery. He spurted so much blood he had to go to the ER.
I dread the day when a Cybertruck crashes into a pedestrian. It’s literally made out of knife edges.
#tesla
@tinoeberl@mastodon.onlineDer Naturschutzbund #Brandenburg plant eine Klage gegen die genehmigte Erweiterung des #Tesla-Werks in #Grünheide. Trotz des Kompromisses, weniger Wald zu roden, kritisiert
@publicvoit@graz.social#ElonMusk sagt an, dass #Tesla-Autos wertlos sind.
https://blog.fefe.de/?ts=98b03053 😉
@robert@baranovski.info
@markrsmith@smithtodon.orgMy wife: “It’s like Lego gone wrong.”
#cybertruck #Tesla #ElonMusk
@bourgwick@heads.social#solidarity with the people of #NewCaledonia, (still) battling french colonial power & global resource-stripping mega-industry. you might be shocked to learn that #tesla is a recent investor in a nicke…
@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.socialThis seems like a win-win for #Tesla stockholders. The company gains $56B in assets, and they get rid of idiot Musk who is sinking the company into oblivion (when he even bothers to pay attention to it given his other commitments).
#NoBrainer
@cdarwin@c.imAnother Tesla shareholder lawsuit
A shareholder has filed a complaint against #Tesla, challenging the two controversial provisions to be voted on at next week’s annual meeting:
🔸the gargantuan proposed pay package
🔸and change of legal domicile from Delaware to Texas
@wraithe@mastodon.socialElon Musk, born on third base, thinks he hit a homer.
H/T to mikeke52 over on BluesSky
#Tesla #CyberTruck #CyberCrash
@marcel@waldvogel.family14 bis 20'000 #Mitarbeitende sollen bei #Tesla entlassen werden. Also etwa 1 aus 7. Scheinbar noch chaotischer als die #Entlassungen bei
@teledyn@mstdn.caSo, you accidentally backed your #tesla into a swimming pool because the controls are touchy touch-screens and arrayed backwards to every automobile ever made by anyone else? Don't panic, and don't even try to break the glass (because you can't)
just follow these simple instructions…
https://www.tumblr.com/yooooooo-hohohoho/745084265840132096?source=share
@drahardja@sfba.social
@lilmikesf@c.imVeteran CNBC tech reporter Lora Kolodny reports on #Tesla's thousands of layoffs and "severe reorganization" in wake of declining stock price, recalls and #legal issues. Positions lost range across all levels from from exec, #autopilot
@rainerzufall_le@mastodon.social
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca @robert@baranovski.info
@skaverat@skaverat.netWow, you can find early #tesla engineers posting on bash.org
https://qdb.lol/quote/240849
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surroundi…
@alsutton@snapp.socialLooks like the #Tesla app is showing the location of someone else’s car. 😲
(My car is definitely not in the Netherlands)
@unixorn@hachyderm.io
@drahardja@sfba.socialThis is money laundering, right? Pretty sure this is money laundering.
“Tesla paid for Elon Musk’s Boring Company to dig a tunnel under Giga Texas, but why?”
#tesla #boringCompany #elonMusk
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@frankstohl@mastodon.social @drahardja@sfba.socialNothing to see here, very normal company things.
#Tesla #cybertruck
“Tesla’s head of Cybertruck manufacturing is out”
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
@robert@baranovski.infoIch engagiere mich ja seit einiger Zeit vermehrt mit #Klimaktivisten unter anderem der @…
Aber die Tesla Aktionen habe ich auch nicht ganz verstanden.
@drahardja@sfba.socialThis “Tesla Influencer” on #Xitter finally recanted his loyalty to #Tesla when they refused to Lemon Law his #Cybertruck after multiple breakdowns.
Glad this guy finally sees the light, but ho boy, the “it’s …
@drahardja@sfba.social @mikemathia@ioc.exchange @markrsmith@smithtodon.orgI saw a #Tesla #CyberTruck on the road today.
My friend Robert and I drew better vehicles in 1st grade.
@drahardja@sfba.social @unixorn@hachyderm.ioOH:
What do you call a group of CyberTrucks?
A recall
#incel_camino #cybertruck #tesla
@drahardja@sfba.social @lilmikesf@c.im @drahardja@sfba.socialSo…can the #Tesla #Cybertruck actually beat a Porsche 911 in the quarter mile WHILE TOWING a Porsche 911, as Elon claimed?
No. No it can’t.
But it CAN keep up with the slowest Porsche 911 to the 8th mile, which is DAMN impressive.
@drahardja@sfba.social @drahardja@sfba.social“And uh…this thing can do pretty well without any of [those extra sensors]”
…as his Tesla swerves into oncoming traffic 😄
#tesla #selfDriving #autopilot
Source:
@aligyie@digitalcourage.social @drahardja@sfba.socialDon’t threaten me with a good time
“#tesla
@drahardja@sfba.social @drahardja@sfba.social⚠️DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS⚠️
⚠️GROSS VIDEO ALERT⚠️
This Darwin Award enthusiast claims that a #Tesla #Cybertruck software update will now *not* chop off your finger when it gets stuck between the frunk and the fender. He then attempts to prove it by inserting his finger between the frunk and the fen…
@drahardja@sfba.socialWill #Tesla shareholders vote to give Elon a huge compensation package this June 13 (now worth $45B)?
@drahardja@sfba.socialIs this for real? Did Elon just lay off #Tesla’s entire Supercharger business division?
“Rebecca Tinucci, senior director of the electric vehicle maker's Supercharger business, and Daniel Ho, head of the new vehicles program, will leave on Tuesday morning, the report said.
Musk also plans to dismiss everyone working for Tinucci and Ho, including the roughly 500 employees who work in th…
@drahardja@sfba.socialSomeone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the #Cybertruck for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣
Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.
I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.
A fool and their money, etc.
#tesla
@drahardja@sfba.socialMust…resist…making…limerick…
“Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day”
#tesla #cybertruck #ev #cars
