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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-01 01:33:42

This is the only physical paper I buy any more & I swear, it's worth every penny.
(And they're timeless. I save every issue.)

#theonion

@doktrock@toad.social
2025-07-01 22:03:03

"The National Park Service announced Tuesday the rollout of a new annual body-dumping pass for use on federal lands" #Burgum #TheOnion

Forest scene of a large tree and a person, pulling a body bag into a crevice.
Fake news article about a park pass also stating "$80 a year gives you and up to four victims unlimited access to our many desolate campgrounds"

Illustration of Doug Burgum at a podium, announcing the program