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@skaverat@skaverat.net
2026-04-21 06:55:57

Fuck yes
#infowars #theonion

InfoWars
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-15 23:23:47

#TheOnion

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Office Thursday over the question of where they were, with McConnell insisting they were at church and Trump maintaining with increasing irritation that they were […]

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-12 22:23:15

oof #TheOnion theonion.com/state-department-

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands
WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husbands. “While we aren’t yet expressly banning women from traveling with their husbands, we’re emphatically urging them to use extreme caution if they feel they must take […]

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 02:24:28

I wonder if the Cancer-sniffing Leopard is related to the Face-eating Leopard.
BTW: The Onion is undefeated.
#humor #theonion

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 00:04:05

#TheOnion

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any […]

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 03:39:22

omg. Too soon, #TheOnion. TOO SOON!
#NYC #Snowmageddon

Pic of a (physical, print-edition) The Onion newspaper front page side-column. It has a brief table of contents, and then a "weather" section with an image of a snowflake and the subhead "salt-resistant supersnow."
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-03 22:57:15

holy shit that's brutal 😂
#TheOnion

A bit of The Onion paper newspaper (dated Jan-Feb 2026), under the Weddings announcements heading. Next to a picture of a happy white couple in their 20s in wedding attire, it reads: "Samantha Irizarry and Issac Porter: The couple were wed Saturday in a ceremony attended by both of their future spouses."
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-01 23:08:55

This kind of thing makes opening my inbox worth it
#TheOnion

Email header From: The Onion, To: Andres Salomon. Subject: "Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles"
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 17:34:48

Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump