Tootfinder

(The underlying logic here is that LLMs embed biases, so you take advantage of that fact by prompting an LLM to take on a spectrum of different demographic biases that correspond to population demographics, then ask the LLM a polling question in the context of each of those demographically weighted biases.
So yeah, from my OP it might sound like they’re replacing polling with stabbing themselves in the face, but •actually• they’re juggling a bunch of knives and •then• stabbing themselves in the face.)

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)
said Monday that he’s confident
Democrats will still win back the House of Representatives,
despite Republicans now being poised to come out ahead in Donald Trump’s redistricting war.
“The failed GOP majority will not be able to gerrymander themselves back into power,”
Jeffries wrote in a new letter to House Democrats
Jeffries said the House Democratic caucus would meet Thursday as they plot next steps.
…

‘We remain undeterred’: Hakeem Jeffries says gerrymandering won’t save House Republicans
“The failed GOP majority will not be able to gerrymander themselves back into power."

Girl Scout - Crumbs
#music

Commanders signing LT Laremy Tunsil to two-year, $60.2 million extension https://www.nfl.com/news/commanders-signing-lt-laremy-tunsil-extension

US-based politics newsletter Tangle Media reports $4.15M in annual revenue in 2025, with 85% coming from 71,000 paid subscriptions and $500,000 from ads (Alice Brooker/Press Gazette)
https://pressgazette.co.uk/newsletters/p…

Politics newsletter makes nearly $4m in subs despite giving most content away
Tangle Media, a US politics newsletter, converts 16% of free newsletter subscribers to paid and recieves $4m in recurring revenue each year.

I’m starting to think certain people are building alts to rubbish themselves and their work in public purely as a joke, not even trying to gin up attention to themselves

The Names They Call Themselves
#uspol

The Names They Call Themselves
*Fascist* and *Nazi* weren’t slurs that were applied to the Italians and Germans by their political or military opponents. That’s what they called themselves. The job won’t be done, this era of madness will not end, until we make *the names Trump’s regime calls themselves* universally acknowledged slurs.

Witnessing Magnetic Reconnection in Tangled Superpenumbral Fibrils around a Sunspot: #Sunspot: https://aasnova.org/2026/03/11/astronomers-see-braided-magnetic-fields-above-a-sunspot/

Commanders avoid contract woes, re-sign Tunsil https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48154001/commanders-re-sign-tunsil-new-deal-avoiding-potential-showdown

Commanders make Laremy Tunsil NFL's first $30 million offensive lineman with new deal

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/laremy-tunsil-contract-command…