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@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-11 14:56:21
Content warning: USPol, categories of violence

Great comment from @…, about the visibility of _some_ violence and the taken-for-granted background of _other_ violence.
#USPol #CharlieKirk

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-11 17:13:21

Violence is never a good answer. You don’t know what side of it you will be on.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by stone.cold.jane.austennn: 

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR 

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-08-11 11:54:11

So #Trump shut down trade with the rest of the world, then deported or otherwise forced out almost all of the people who harvest things grown in the US, and I'm just wondering if anyone else is trying to figure out where the food is going to come from.
#USPol

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-11 23:18:58

I know that deploying the national guard and the FBI to DC is just the orange dipshit's pathetic attempt to get his followers to stop talking about him being in the Epstein files, but it's still a very bad situation.
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-09-10 20:53:54

I'm not going to mourn Charlie Kirk. He was a genuinely evil man who liked being cruel to people.
I hope they find the shooter, arrest them, try, and convict them. Because that is the way of a democratic society. Justice must be done.
#uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2025-10-10 10:45:59

Nå. Så blev det ikke til Nobels fredspris til Trump i denne her omgang. #trump #USPol #nobelsFredspris

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-09-11 16:49:16

1. There is no “transgender ideology”. Just people trying to be themselves.
2. Antifascist ideology is what most of us learned in school as “being a good citizen”
#CharlieKirk #uspol #bullet

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-11 13:26:07

How the US democracy is designed to avoid representation
Right now in the US, a system which proclaims to give each citizen representation, my interests are not represented very well by most of my so-called representatives at any level of government. This is true for a majority of Americans across the political spectrum, and it happens by design. The "founding fathers" were explicit about wanting a system of government that would appear Democratic but which would keep power in the hands of rich white landowners, and they successfully designed exactly that. But how does disenfranchisement work in this system?
First, a two-party system locked in by first-post-the-post winner-takes-all elections immediately destroys representation for everyone who didn't vote for the winner, including those who didn't vote or weren't eligible to vote. Single-day non-holiday elections and prisoner disenfranchisement go a long way towards ensuring working-class people get no say, but much larger is the winner-takes all system. In fact, even people who vote for the winning candidate don't get effective representation if they're really just voting against the opponent as the greater of two evils. In a 51/49 election with 50% turnout, you've immediately ensured that ~75% of eligible voters don't get represented, and with lesser-of-two-evils voting, you create an even wider gap to wedge corporate interests into. Politicians need money to saturate their lesser-of-two-evils message far more than they need to convince any individual voter to support their policies. It's even okay if they get caught lying, cheating, or worse (cough Epstein cough) as long as the other side is also doing those things and you can freeze out new parties.
Second, by design the Senate ensures uneven representation, allowing control of the least-populous half of states to control or at least shut down the legislative process. A rough count suggests 284.6 million live in the 25 most-populous states, while only 54.8 million live in the rest. Currently, counting states with divided representation as two half-states with half as much population, 157.8 million people are represented by 53 Republican sensors, while 180.5 million people get only 45 seats of Democratic representation. This isn't an anti-Democrat bias, it's a bias towards less-populous states, whose residents get more than their share it political power.
I haven't even talked about gerrymandering yet, or family/faith-based "party loyalty," etc. Overall, the effect is that the number of people whose elected representatives meaningfully represent their interests on any given issue is vanishingly small (like, 10% of people tops), unless you happen to be rich enough to purchase lobbying power or direct access.
If we look at polls, we can see how lack of representation lets congress & the president enact many policies that go against what a majority of the population wants. Things like abortion restrictions, the current ICE raids, and Medicare cuts are deeply unpopular, but they benefit the political class and those who can buy access. These are possible because the system ensures at every step of the way that ordinary people do NOT get the one thing the system promises them: representation in the halls of power.
Okay, but is this a feature of all democracies, inherent in the nature of a majority-decides system? Not exactly...
1/2
#uspol #democracy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-10 03:18:44

Did you know that this president had sex, repeatedly, forcibly, with an underage girl who worked on his property?
That means he is known to have committed sex crimes, against a child, but it somehow doesn’t tarnish his popularity.
It was Thomas Jefferson, who else?
#USpol #epstein

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-09 01:13:13

I just assume Putin will trick Trump into giving Alaska back.
#uspol

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-09-10 22:39:07

#uspol #charliekirk

Like all conservatives, Charlie Kirk thought random politically-motivated violence was hilarious and awesome as long as it was against people he hated. We are simply commemorating him in a manner he would appreciate, in accordance with his beliefs and values.
@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-08-08 15:16:10

If I got this right ICE is well known for coming masked in military clothing and suspiciously neutral vans without warrants to arrest people.
So what if a bunch of lookalikes would show up on a golf course and just take Trump away?
Ok, I assume there is guards…
#pol #uspol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-08 15:16:28

Because calling for one's political opponents to be incarcerated is a perfectly normal and healthy part of a liberal democracy. 🙃
#uspol

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-09-06 19:26:17

I’m going to admit that that “Chipocalypse” post freaked me out considerably. I wonder if history will see it as a turning point in America’s extended democratic crisis? Because to this Canadian looking across the border at the USA, it has that feeling.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 17:36:05

#economics #recession #USpol

screenshot of a post by Spencer Hakimian • @SpencerHakimian: 

This really has to be the dumbest recession in American history. 

All because 1 geriatric man is stubbornly holding onto universally debunked 1800s economic theories. 

Sep 5, 2025 • 5:13 PM UTC
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-09 08:13:42

Ok, yeah, I'm not done processing my anger over liberals doing shit like this. So this historian sees a rise in right wing violence, sees the US government carrying out ethnic cleansing, sees a rise in white supremacist terrorism, and then says, "oh yeah... this reminds me of a time right around the 1920s. Hum... yeah, ANARCHISTS fighting the government! Yeah, that's the same thing."
FFS, IT'S THE RED SUMMER! If you want a parallel between today and some horrible time in US history, TALK ABOUT THE RED SUMMER. The point of the language of dehumanization that the right uses, the point of all the anti-black and anti-emigrant rhetoric, is that it leads to genocide. Trump already carried out an act of genocide (#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-08 14:54:58

Introducing The Argument: How To Save Liberalism (Without Being Boring) by Jerusalem Demsas
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 01:51:30

Bill Clinton, who was impeached for committing perjury about sex, may have committed a crime related to sex?
Wait, next are you gonna tell me water is wet?
Sex criminals should be prosecuted. Full stop.
#USpol

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-10-04 06:00:37

The comedians in saudi arabia feels like a stupid stupid distraction and a way for people to feel morally superior in one of the most pointless ways possible
#uspol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-10-06 05:40:04
Content warning: USPol, good summary

@… lays out the gap between (a) Democrats' collective fantasies of "the next election" and (b) what's actually happening.
#USPol

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-06 12:03:02

Uspol
"We're not redrawing the districts to discriminate based on race, we're drawing them to favor our own party," is such an interesting thing to say out loud. On the one hand, pretense of democratic norms is completely gone; says a lot about where the country is headed. On the other hand, the need to maintain a pretense of non-racism persists? That's probably better than them feeling comfortable to go full mask-off about white supremacy. They're already flaunting breaking a lot of laws, so I wonder whether the legal or social-norms aspects of coming out as explicitly racist matter more to them here.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 05:00:40

Fallujah, Iraq is ~15sq mi (~25sq km) & had ~4,000 fighters US military and allies faced in 2nd Battle of Fallujah, one of fiercest fought by US this century.
Caracas Venezuela is ~300sq mi (~433sq km) & Venezuela has ~4.5 million militia now activated.
potus & kegseth must be stopped.
#USpol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-07 15:01:20

Six US Surgeons General, Democratic and Republican—including one appointed by Trump is his first term—spoke out with one voice to condemn anti-science HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
#uspol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 12:24:44
Content warning: USPOL

Is Kamala Harris backing Mamdani just a way to sabotage Mamdani because people who like Mamdani probably do not like Harris?
#USPOL

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-11 05:04:36

New spelling for "petty" just dropped:
"Trump moves Obama, Bush portraits to hidden stairwell"
#uspol #petty #Obama #Bush #portrait #WhiteHouse #USA

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 05:43:43

The Radical Left does not have the majority in Congress. In the Senate, Republicans have the majority. In the House of Representatives, Republicans have the majority. In Congress, Republicans have the majority. Republicans control all three branches of the federal government.
Spread it wide, loud, and clear.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 21:14:56

ice moving still closer to taking anyone they feel like, including natural born Americans with no criminal histories or activities, and disappearing them. Them is you, me and everyone we have ever met.
“ICE has been under immense pressure to quickly increase the number of immigrants it is arresting, with less regard for whether they have any criminal histories.”
🧵 1/4
#USpol

@dhuyvetter@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 05:24:34

The US mainstream media is thoroughly broken: Bari Weiss, Who Thinks Everything Is Woke, Will Be CBS Editor-in-Chief
Anti-woke, anti-trans, pro-Israel Bari Weiss will soon lead one of the biggest media companies in the U.S.
#uspol #newsmedia

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-07 00:02:39

Irony - causing an Insurrection by making up an Insurrection
#trump #miller #uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-07 02:16:27

The Massive Fraud that’s Tearing America Apart by Hank Green
#uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2025-07-29 17:36:20

Why America refuses to fix anything:
#uspol

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2025-10-01 15:34:46

I’m still seeing folks looking at the US political hellscape and saying…
“If only there was a better third party, that’d solve this.”
In most cases, that’d just split the vote of folks opposed to MAGA.
One reason MAGA has been successful is Turnip’s ability to browbeat unity into a solid voting coalition.
#USpol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-09 23:02:40

US buys Argentine pesos, finalizes $20 billion currency swap
apnews.com/article/trump-besse

Dr Evil making finger quotes while sarcastically saying "America first".
@joe@toot.works
2025-10-05 12:49:36

The Trump administration sure is good at leaking their own plans for things.
"A senior White House official accidentally leaked details of plans to send an elite army unit to Portland, in the latest intelligence leak by the Trump administration."
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-07 14:16:40

Oh hey, good things do happen even in the darkest times. Yarvin is taking about fleeing the country.
The thinks that Trump's fascism is failing (which it is) and tha Trump is incapable of doing what it takes to actually hold power. He's afraid of vengeance, which is honestly unlikely given how completely useless the democrats actually are. But I'm glad he's afraid. I hope he runs away to Russia, gets drafted and deployed to Ukraine, and eats a drone.
I also hope he can somehow convince Thiel to be afraid, but I think that's unlikely.
The fact is that if Trump fails, which I think he will (and Yarvin thinks it could be soon), it won't be because of Democratic leadership. It will be because of antifascist organizing and community resistence. We will have, once again, kept ourselves safe while the DNC argued over how much of their values they should abandon and how much of the left to sacrifice to "get votes."
#USPol

@jswright61@ruby.social
2025-08-05 10:26:19

Why, when Republicans attempt to draw district lines such that they choose their voters and get severely overrepresented in the legislature is it “We’re just taking advantage of the rules as they exist.”? But when the Democrats choose to represent the interest of their constituents and not show up, preventing, UNDER THE RULES, a vote to pass this redistricting, they have abandoned or forfeited their offices?
#UsPol

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2025-09-22 20:39:31

#UsPol #FreeSpeech #Kimmel
"Jimmy Kimmel will return to TV after highly criticized suspension"

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-03 05:56:43
Content warning: USPol speculation

Seeing rumours that 47 has had some kind of health glitch.
Suppose 47 dies, I don't reckon Vance would be any better. Different style, but a lot of the same people running things in the background anyway.
#USPol #Trump #Vance

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-07 17:59:40

Should Democrats vote to fund the government at the end of the month?
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-08 21:41:45

Feckless felonious fool claims he “took the freedom of speech away” when it comes to flag burning. That’s not how this works you sanctimonious prick.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-07 20:18:08

It's worth remembering that the civil war was a slave revolt:
#USPol

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 06:01:23

Google, which is happy to answer all kinds of questions using their AI, seems to answer with a mix of non-committal results, a few current ones, and plenty outdated results for "who has the majority in the house" and similar questions.
Are you getting better results?
EDIT: I get reports from people that they get better results
#uspol

Three Google results, one highlighting a non-committal answer, and two stating that the Democrats have the majority in the House (since the results are outdated)
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 12:01:31
Content warning: USPOL

The only phrase that sums things up is "I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!"
I don't know how the experts I hear on NPR can talk after hearing a Trump audio clip that is clearing the ramblings of a madman and not call it out as such.
They somehow remain all serious and explain things clearly. How do they do it?
#USPOL

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-06 16:18:12

#IVoted #NJ #USPol

Mercer County NJ elections dropbox
@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 14:45:00

Re: E.g. that Riyadh show etc.
The way some of y'all are holding comedians to the moral standards that actual leaders should hold is *deeply* goofy.
That's not their job. Their job is to point at the absurdity so people can see it. The more they do that, the better.
#uspol #comedy

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-06 13:19:51

Trump’s 2 Forbidden N-Words! Hegseth’s Military Fat-Shame! Russell Vought’s Odd Dream?! | HIGNFYUS
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-06 11:31:42

It is interesting how Billionaire incompetence and Trump's flailing have done more to erode trust in capitalism than most of what the left has done for the last several decades.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-07 00:29:50

The Pentagon is so clean on OPSEC that I’m learning National Guard in DC is canceling hotel reservations there to move to Chicago and Baltimore _from the protestors planning to meet them_.
#USpol #Chicago #Baltimore

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-07-30 19:44:03

I feel like the Guardian might have missed something on her resume...
"Harris, who previously served as California’s attorney general and US senator, offered few details..."
#uspol
#fail

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-06 17:55:39

#USpol

screenshot of a post by Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie:   A meme featuring two panels with captions.   In the top panel, there is a scene from a movie showing a driver looking shocked inside a vehicle; caption reads: "Democrats leaving Texas to protect their district."  In the bottom panel, there is an image of speaker of the house johnson driving the other way, looking out from a vehicle; caption reads: "Republicans leaving D.C. to protect the Epstein files."  Aug 6, 2025 1:54pm UTC
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-06 07:03:30

European "socialism" is a compromise wherein the population gets services and, in exchange, the rich are allowed to continue to exist. This compromise developed to save capitalism from the threat of the working class just rising up and just doing it all themselves. Revolutions, it turns out, can be dangerous and may be subverted. It's generally safer, so Europe's working class decided, to accept some exploitation in exchange for not taking that chance.
The the strategy of "point guns at everyone until they comply" was a sustainable strategy, all of Europe would still be absolute monarchies, feudalism would still be the dominant economic system globally, and England would still control most of the land on Earth. Recognizing that this *isn't* the state of the world should give some clues as to how well Yarvin's ideas continue will play out in the real world.
#USPol

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-01 19:29:07

We have always been at war with Eastasia.
"President Donald Trump on Friday fired the Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner, hours after the agency reported that job growth in the U.S. had slowed to a near-halt."
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-09-30 20:30:03

#uspol

Generals and admirals at Hegseth's pointless "warrior ethos" meeting with the caption "This could have been an email"
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-06 02:13:04

In accordance with Sec. 2. (e) of Executive Order 14190, “Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling” as signed by potus on January 29, 2025, the U.S. Government will _not_ be "modifying a [Department]'s name," despite SecDef and potus' desires for the Department of Defense's “social transition.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#USpol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-30 22:09:07
Content warning: good advice

"Figure out today what your core values are and don’t trade them away.
"Coates’s “all humanity is equal and is worthy of that” is not a bad place to start. But find the foundational ideas that matter to you. Then look for ways to act in the world, close to home, that rise out of those values."
- @…
#politics #ethics #USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-02 17:59:09

Is America Heading Towards Civil War? with Rep. Ilhan Omar by Hasan Minhaj
#uspol

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-09 13:20:37

This would require elections officials to verify the citizenship of all 3.6 million registered Wisconsin voters before February. Hopefully the appeal is successful.
"Waukesha County Circuit Judge Michael Maxwell's ruling requires the Wisconsin Elections Commission (WEC) to "evaluate the current voter rolls" and see whether any non-U.S. citizens are registered."
#Politics #USPol #USPolitics #Wisconsin #Democracy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-05 06:07:41

Pure fiction.
This senior adviser to potus can’t even see that Oregon’s 6,695 sworn police officers are less numerous than the FBI’s ~13,700 special agents.
Stephen Miller shouldn’t be trusted to advise on a coffee order, let alone government policy. He is out of touch with reality.
Sources in comment.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by Stephen Miller @StephenM: 

Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. 

(There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and i…
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-02 00:34:48

How Chicago Labor History Teaches Us To Fight Fascism Today | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois by Kat Abughazaleh
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-04 19:36:30

Turns out the greatest threat to Americans is American federal security forces.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-08-01 04:50:57

I wasn't expecting to find that there.
#DonaldTrumpIsAPedophile #USPol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-09-28 21:48:51

Because for a moment there one of Trump's minions was in the news more prominently than he was, and we obviously can't have *that*!
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-02 15:31:48

this starts slow but I think gets pretty good.
How to Protest The Trump Regime Like The Civil Rights Movement by Offline with Jon Favreau
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-03 07:16:35

What are you going to do when the regime falls? After calling all your friends, after the great memes, after the parties, what are you going to do to make sure it never happens again? What world should we create?
Taxing billionaires is great and all, but we could build systems where billionaires are impossible. Is hoarding wealth and using it to control people even something we should consider part of a functional and humane system? Any system where one group of people doesn't have rights means that anyone can be stripped of their rights, like has happened with all the US citizens who've been illegally detained and deported by ICE. Does the concept of "rights" that must be defended with violence, that can be stripped away by people who can exercise more violence, even make sense? Or should the bedrock of a functional system be the obligations that we have to each other and to society, that cannot be severed or taken from us, that tell us we *must* defend regardless of whether systemic oppression will impact us or not?
Americans have been so restricted by the limitations of the two party system, only able to choose between options acceptable to different sections of the capitalist class. Would we even be able to imagine what we could do if those restrictions went away?
The fall of the Berlin wall was a surprise. The fall of Assad was faster than anyone expected. One day the government of Nepal was an unrepentant oligarchy, the next it was on fire. Everything can change in an instant, faster than anyone expects. No one can predict revolutionary change. Will you be ready if the opportunity presents itself?
The US cannot be fixed. The economic system is a ponzi scheme that has been patched again and again, but has finally run out of options. Racism, sexism, and Christian nationalism are baked into the system at every level. Trump gutted the system of soft power that held the US economy together, now there is only a slow decline. Even after he's gone, the damage is done. Once we let go of how to fix something that cannot be fixed, we can start to imagine something that cannot be achieved within the current system.
This is a time of opportunity. Do not burrow so deep in terror that you miss your chance to dream.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:16:06

Hardcore criminals? Like…say with 34 felony convictions?
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-03 21:04:00

ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-01 17:29:02

Kids and gun violence
This week's Executive Disorder started with a conversation about the school shooting in Twin Cities...
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-29 13:45:53

This booty call is too aggressive for me.
#uspol

Email from Gavin newsom with subtext wake up
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:01:50

Wait, could I have entered that competition? Like could space command be in my breakfast nook?
#USpol #SpaceCommand

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:23:55

He still doesn’t admit that import taxes (tariffs) are paid by Americans importing, not by other countries.
#USpol #TrumpTariffs #economy

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-05 19:56:16

The Most Important Election In 2025 | Rep. Mikie Sherrill by Democracy Docket
#NewJersey

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:32:33

President wants-to-gerrymander-the-gop-into-permanent-power says _Democrats_ cheat.
Every accusation really is a confession.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:13:24

114,000 schools in the United States.
Deploying a single National Guardsman costs ~$530/day.
Or ~$60 million a day, or for a 180 day school year more than $10 billion dollars.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-28 16:17:07

Ta-Nehisi Coates and Ezra Klein Hash Out Their Charlie Kirk Disagreement
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-28 07:20:21

I know it was 3000 years ago now, but I want everyone to remember that Portland beat Trump last time because normal people came out every night to resist.
Portland made Trump look weak once. He pulled out everything he had to terrorize and intimidate people, and federal agents got pushed out of the city anyway. He was embarrassed. Now he can do more and he probably thinks that he has more time, but Portland maybe able to prove him wrong.
Portland ended Trump's presidency once, and it can happen again... especially if Portland keeps doing a good job of reminding everyone that the whole invasion is an attempt to distract from #Epstein.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 01:06:28

Watching Vlad Vexler discuss potus’ status:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:20:17

“That’s not this country, we have to do something.”
Breaking laws by deploying soldiers ain’t it.
Common sense gun control laws can be.
Breaking Posse Comitatus won’t solve underlying causes of crime.
And red states are more murdery than LA, DC and Chicago.
He’s grabbing power.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-27 21:07:34

Really hoping to see some One Piece flags in the pictures from the next #NoKings Day protests. I also hope everyone has brotherd to check the notes from Nepal. Regimes can collapse faster than expected. Sometimes it can be a total surprise.
I know things feel impossible right now, but you need to have a plan for when you win because it might surprise you. The other good thing about having a plan is that it gives you something to fight for instead of just something to fight against.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-01 00:34:27

Kinda weird it makes sense to make a graphic like this.
No idea what I should use it for.
Flyers to hand to soldiers?
#USpol #Chicago #law

United States Soldiers 

[icon of a stack of laws labeled “UCMJ” and “92,” heart icon, you icon] 

Article 92 Loves You 
Disobey Illegal Orders
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-27 23:15:31

The Abundance Debate Hits California by Pod Save America
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 23:56:52

The gop controls all three branches of government, if their government shuts down, then the gop are the one’s who shutdown their government.
#USpol #shutdown

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-27 21:06:25

Trump Is Building His Own Paramilitary Force | The Ezra Klein Show
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 16:05:11

“There is a fine line between vision and hallucination. People have to follow you for it to be a vision.” - Dr. Oz.
No, that is not in fact the difference you charlatan.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-29 20:25:12

The gop controls the House, Senate, and the White House. It is their government.
If the government shuts down or the government stays open, that is on the gop.
#USpol

control 

noun 1. the power to influence or direct people's behaviour or the course of events 

Example: the whole operation is under the control of a production manager 

[example synonyms] jurisdiction sway power authority command dominance
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-07-30 00:21:11

Another CEO got killed? That’s awful, all they did was guide the use of resources to make the world a better place. They helped not only shareholders, but employees and everyone else have a better life and a great chance to have basics like shelter more easily. Right? Who would do that.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-29 17:42:17

Watching Australian Senator Nick McKim describe the US slide into fascism:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-29 01:01:01

Vacationing at tax-payer expense has prepared Ohio’s least favorite son to assume the role of president of the United States according to him?
Dude, there’s a couch somewhere waiting for you to defile it. Get to it.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-28 01:07:36

Not for nothing, but if Portland had its own nuclear capability, they wouldn’t be facing imminent invasion by the United States federal government. /s
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-26 00:28:31

I translated bondi's statement into what she meant:
#USpol #satire #Comey

[overlaid: Here's what she meant to say:] 

fake screenshot of a post by Attorney General Pamela Bondi @AGPamBondi: 

No one is above the law. Today’s indictment reflects this Department of Justice’s commitment to being those who abuse positions of power and mislead the American people. We will follow the "facts" in this case. 

5:45 PM · Sep 25, 2025 

[overlaid: If she'd been honest.]
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-07-27 22:08:28

h/t @…
#USpol #Scotland #satire

screenshot of a post by ruyihucueb: 

BREAKING [siren emojis] 
Police Scotland placed on high alert after receiving a tip-off that a rapist with links to a notorious pedophile may have arrived in the country. 

[photo of a group of Scottish walking down a street almost in formation]
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-07-28 13:52:08

🎶 Tariffs are an import tax, import tax, import tax, Americans pay for import tax, so er-lie in the morning. 🎶
And in the evening.
And at night.
What I am saying is the tariffs are the largest tax hike in U.S. history.
In addition to all the damage to our economy and alliances.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-07-26 21:16:12

What a day that shall be.
#USpol #USpolitics

[Video reveals lines of text (below) as a singer Lizzy of Lizzy and the Triggermen sings Irving Berlin’s “When That Man Is Dead and Gone.”] 

The life expectancy of a 79 year old male New Yorker is 7 years, 9 months and about 11 days.  


His health is lower than average but his health care will be above average. 

A glimmer… 

[silhouette of the Grim Reaper with a Scythe]  

Source: https://www.health.ny.gov/health_care/medicaid/publications/docs/adm/06adm-5att8.pdf 

[confetti falls] 

[digit…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-24 00:06:31

We got ourselves an ol' fashioned cole war a comin'!
Deputy Prime Minister, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Poland:
#USpol #POpol #RUpol

screen shot a a post by Radostaw Sikorski @sikorskiradek: 

Roger that. 

[quoted post]
The Bulwark @BulwarkOnlinez: 

Reporter: "Do you think that NATO countries should shoot down Russian aircraft if they enter their airspace?" 

Trump: "Yes, I do." 

Reporter: "Would the United States help them out in some way?" 

Trump: "Depends on the circumstance, but we're very strong toward NATO." 

Still of reporter and potus talking] 

Sep 23, 2025 • 6:21 PM UTC
2 frame still from Family Guy. 

Frame 1: Peter Griffin, labeled Poland, holds a shotgun as Meg, labeled NATO, pleads with him, “Poland, put that gun away!” 

Frame 2: Peter Griffin, labeled Poland and holding the shotgun, says, “I just wanna talk to Russia.”
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-07-26 02:32:56

The US Virgin Islands have their own territorial court system, and any crimes committed there may be territorial crimes, not federal crimes.
The prosecution of such crimes would not need US DOJ nor White House permission to proceed.
Epstein Island is in the US Virgin Islands.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-23 01:33:45

Don’t worry everybody, just take Panadol.
#USpol #Tylenol

screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for Paracetamol:   Paracetamol   Paracetamol, or acetaminophen, is a non-opioid analgesic and antipyretic agent used to treat fever and mild to moderate pain. It is a widely available over-the-counter drug sold under various brand names, including Tylenol and Panadol.   [molecular diagram and imagery of Paracetamol]
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-23 00:54:28

#USpol

A young child with a concerned expression looking at a TV screen showing a close-up of a frowning trump, with the text "MOMMY! It's the guy from Epstein's list!" overlaid.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-24 23:26:56

Someone pointed out that the image of the bullets from the shooter in Dallas today seems to be wet but it didn’t rain in Dallas today.
I wish I could ask JFK if there have ever been any inconsistencies around shootings in Dallas.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-24 13:02:40

Chat, anyone have a contact at the Pentagon I can get this to? I wanna make sure they update their maps with the current info.
#USpol

A satellite view of a Lake Michigan surrounded by land including the city of Chicago, overlaid with the text "Gulf of FAFO" and a white lightning bolt symbol.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-07 20:21:33

#USpol #TrumpTariffs #economics #trade

screenshot of a post by THE SKIN DOCTOR • @theskindoctor13: 

Tariffs are taxes paid by American importers, not foreign govts, meaning the money "flowing in" is actually coming from US businesses and consumers, not China, India or anyone else. 

It's like robbing your own citizens and calling it foreign income. For someone who claims to be a business genius, not understanding this basic economic principle either points to a dangerously low IQ or deliberate deception, and neither is reassuring. …