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#USpol #LosAngeles

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
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One fun thing about my family hosting exchange students when I was younger, is that I'm constantly talking to people who expect things of their government, while half of US Asians thing government can't do anything.
#Government #USPol

I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

lol at people pointing out that gas station signs can't go past $10.
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This will be very hard work.
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#USpol, April 30, 2026: 36 doctors went on Congressional record, invoking their duty to the "Declaration of Geneva—the successor to the Hippocratic Oath that binds us to the humanitarian principles of medicine since the Nuremberg trials", and unambiguously declared Donald Trump unfit for office.

Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
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I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

Can #uspol *stay* in the US please? Get a visa if you want to come out.

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
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Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego

Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
#DonaldTrump #USPol #Iran

Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
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JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. - The Washington Post
#USpol #Vance

Back over $100
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Wahrscheinlich können wir im Moment nur noch drauf hoffen, daß irgendein unbekannter Nachfahr von Kaiser Norton I. auftaucht, den Thron besteigt, Trump rauswirft und Projekt 2025 auflöst.
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AOC LIVE by UChicago Institute of Politics
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I really don't understand how the MAGAts I still believe the dipshit's "everything that I do that hurts you is Joe Biden's fault".
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
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I started an AI simulation last night - two conservatives and two progressives work together to increase the US democracy from a score of 37 out of 100 to something that works better for _all_ people not just the wealthy. They agreed on 7 proposals to bring the score up to 60%. If only it were that easy.
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Trump’s daily declarations about how the war is over or almost over or will be over in 30 seconds or there's a ceasefire hiding under the next rock or whatever? That’s all non-information, just a conveyor belt of nothingburgers he feeds the press for them to dutifully regurgitate.
But •this•? This is actual news.
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/03/house-passes-war-power-resolution-trump-iran

#MehdiUnfiltered #USPol

Mehdi Asks Tom Steyer About Money, Trump, and Prosecuting ICE
Mehdi and Tom Steyer discuss Eric Swalwell dropping out of the race for governor, how he would grade Gavin Newsom, and Trump calling him a ‘SLEAZEBAG' and a 'LOSER.

Erika Kirk's Rise to Power by How Is This Better?
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Waiting for Americans to realize Democrats aren't the opposition party.
I'm sure any day now we'll learn, given the consistent show of opposition we've seen since 2016.
Any day now.
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#USPolitics #USPol #WhoCouldHaveSeenThisComing
Amazing what can happen in a week.
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Jeg kan ikke se, hvorfor det skulle være et problem. Det har han jo allerede sagt utallige gange i det seneste halvandet år. Så hvad nyt er der i det ? #USPol #EUPol #nato

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😲😝
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I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
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"Wake me up when the guillotines come out." Yeah, I have some things to say about that.
Please, take a seat.
#USpol #NoKings

Wow things are going great.
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Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
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I saw an article from The Guardian titled "I've spent a decade fighting Trump. Here are six lessons."
Unfortunately I read it. As someone who saw this coming the moment Trump came down the elevator, who started organizing hard after he won the Republican nomination, I have some notes.

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#USpol #ballroom

It's only political violence if it's against wealthy conservatives. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment rights.
#uspol #whcdinner #whcadinner

At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran

The Book That Changed How I Think About Liberalism | The Ezra Klein Show
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It’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮🌮🌮
Live updates: Trump pulls back on Iran threats for two weeks, subject to Iran agreeing to terms | AP News #USpol

US and Iran agree to a two-week ceasefire
Iran says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war, and will negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday. President Donald Trump said Tuesday he’s pulling back on his threats to widen attacks.

Cory Booker SOUNDS OFF on Trump, Outlines New Tax Plan for Dems by Pod Save America
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The F-15 Rescue: What Actually Happened and the Fallout Afterward by William Spaniel
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Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
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Headed to the airport? Don’t forget to take photos of any ICE agents you see if they are not wearing face coverings.
#uspol #ice

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Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2.
#USpol #math #maths

The Liberal Order: Why the West Stopped Fighting Over Territory by Lines on Maps Extra
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I need some people I don't like to vote with me the next few elections.
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If I’m a screenwriter writing this US full invasion of Cuba scenario: Cuba acquires 20–50 Shahed drones (from Iran, Russia, or Venezuela) and launches them in a saturated wave, succeeds in hitting Florida 90 miles away with at least one.
Hitting U.S. soil is huge escalation and shifts everything.
#USpol #Cuba

Potus issued what he called a “final” ultimatum to Tehran, who killed thousands of its own people earlier this year for protesting, to reopen the strait and agree to Washington’s terms or face attacks against Iran’s civilian infrastructure, including bridges and power plants.
They killed thousands of their own, not sure leaving their own in the dark with a longer commute is gonna move the needle there, Nostra-Dumbass.

Why Does Hasan Piker Scare The Democrats? | Good Noticings
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Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

Opening up the straight is easy. We can't do it. But it's so easy!!
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Trying to make sense of Graham Platner by FD Streams
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Mehdi CHALLENGES Graham Platner on His Tattoo and More by Zeteo
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Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛
#USpol #satire

They should really 86 the Comey indictment.
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The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury.
#satire #USpol #WHCD

I would like to add 2 more independent branches of the government:
- News
- Unions
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He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago.
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Graham Platner On Service, Messaging & the Future for Democrats | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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Added 5 nicknames for potus to my @…, a bot that posts a nickname for him once every hour.
Great way to avoid using his name, which he'll love!
#USpol #satire

We're back over 100.
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If I say, “the wholly morally irredeemable adviser to the president,” you can probably guess who I mean.
That’s messed up.
Odd that more that one could technically fit the bill.
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Hasan Piker: Subpoenaed by the Feds by What Now? with Trevor Noah
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The Dow Jones is over 50,000, she’ll be fine.
And I hope she gets exactly the care, sympathy and support she deserves.
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There is no excuse for the US the ever have any military personnel die in combat again.
Just issue them each a ballroom and they’ll be fine.
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#USpol #DanceFighting

Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #WHCD

Scott Bessent: D-Day was a deescalation
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Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

Jim Acosta Just Did the Thing Trump Won't Stop Bragging About
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#USpol #tariffs #taxes

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#USpol #satire

Is it propaganda, yes. Is it also a bop, also yes.
It’s such a bop. Why can’t our despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda be better than their despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda. Make media manipulation great again!
Dictator AI slop off! 😝😳
#USpol #Iran

How To Actually Tax The Rich by Prof G Markets
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The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

The flu pandemic that killed 50,000,000 people in the last century was first detected on a US Army base.
But sure kegsbreath, let's not vaccinate against it.
h/t @…
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With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

Speaker Mike Johnson is 6 years old and thinks Congress is school.
Let me make my case.
He made it all recess and no work.
😲😝😳
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Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

Claiming a former FBI head who _LET POTUS SLIDE_ hurt innocent people is ghoulish. Perhaps Mueller hurt us all by failing to jail or stop potus.
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Donald J. Trump: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt in...
Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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"…if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
Mueller Report, page 2
#USpol #law

#USpol #kegsbreath

Reducing the presence of the US military in Germany would be a top ten failure of military, national security and international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history.
The US abandoning our German allies and Europe would be so catastrophic as to strain the meaning of the word.
potus is so clearly unfit to lead. potus endangers every American, and human on earth, even by posting this.

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous.
If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold.
Not one penny should go to potus’ illegally conceived personal fun house emotional support ballroom.
Wanna talk bunkers? Ok maybe. Ballroom? Get stuffed.

Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
#USpol #satire