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Mehdi CHALLENGES Graham Platner on His Tattoo and More by Zeteo
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I started an AI simulation last night - two conservatives and two progressives work together to increase the US democracy from a score of 37 out of 100 to something that works better for _all_ people not just the wealthy. They agreed on 7 proposals to bring the score up to 60%. If only it were that easy.
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Added 5 nicknames for potus to my @…, a bot that posts a nickname for him once every hour.
Great way to avoid using his name, which he'll love!
#USpol #satire

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The Great GOP Walk Back starts here
#Fascism #USPol #GOP #Spineless

If I say, “the wholly morally irredeemable adviser to the president,” you can probably guess who I mean.
That’s messed up.
Odd that more that one could technically fit the bill.
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Too on the nose...
#Healthcare #USpol #Insurance

WTF is this? Delaware, which has more corporations than people, will let corporations vote?! #uspol

'Logical Conclusion' of Citizens United as Delaware Judge Lets Corporations Vote in Local Elections | Common Dreams
Delaware is home to more corporations than people. Human people, that is, as under longstanding state law and the US Supreme Court's infamous 2010 ruling, corporations are people, too.

Hasan Piker: Subpoenaed by the Feds by What Now? with Trevor Noah
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The Dow Jones is over 50,000, she’ll be fine.
And I hope she gets exactly the care, sympathy and support she deserves.
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It pains me to say, but I think useful political discourse cannot meaningfully exist on Mastodon. I don't wish this to be true, but the streets is the streets and, well, this is the closest thing to an HOA gated community I've seen in social media.
#blackmastodon #uspol

#uspol Early voting (midterms primary runoff) started at 7a this morning here. I showed up ~4 minutes later. Had my vote case (five different races) and was out the door four minutes later. I imagine actual election day won't be too bad but figured I'd get things done before heading to Tek so I wouldn't have to worry about coordinating things later.

A winning move for any president who cares about his legacy. #USPol
https://jorts.horse/@fathermcgruder/116768213706399623

Rico Grimm über den Kampf um die beste #KI
#uspol #fable u.a.
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Der Kampf um die beste KI: Nur auf den ersten Blick gewinnen die USA
Die US-Regierung hat Anthropic verboten, sein mächtigstes KI-Modell an Ausländer auszugeben. Viele macht das nervös. Dabei läuft das KI-Wettrennen anders ab, als die meisten denken.

Jim Acosta Just Did the Thing Trump Won't Stop Bragging About
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Trump’s daily declarations about how the war is over or almost over or will be over in 30 seconds or there's a ceasefire hiding under the next rock or whatever? That’s all non-information, just a conveyor belt of nothingburgers he feeds the press for them to dutifully regurgitate.
But •this•? This is actual news.
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/03/house-passes-war-power-resolution-trump-iran

One fun thing about my family hosting exchange students when I was younger, is that I'm constantly talking to people who expect things of their government, while half of US Asians thing government can't do anything.
#Government #USPol

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#USpol #Pride #funny

Wahrscheinlich können wir im Moment nur noch drauf hoffen, daß irgendein unbekannter Nachfahr von Kaiser Norton I. auftaucht, den Thron besteigt, Trump rauswirft und Projekt 2025 auflöst.
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Just got an unsolicited "Project 2029" email (using the Substack #NAZICoffeeHouse #NAZIBar of course)
"Kids Over Clicks" is the clearly over-workshopped consultant approved phrase for the issue du jour.
God Dems are so bad at politics.
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I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning.
#ClimateChange #canpol #uspol

Potus thinks Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Lenin (all quite dead) are at the gates.
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So this whole Great American State Fair implies the federal government supports D.C. statehood right?
#USPol #JokingButNotJoking

Another long day at the polls yesterday. Arrived 5:50 am, left at 9:10 pm (polls open 7 to 7). 704 ballots cast at my precinct. Steady all day. I don’t think anyone waited more than 5 minutes to check in.
Unfortunately, GA is one of the very few states that requires runoffs in races where nobody got 50.0001% or more of votes in a given race, so we’ll do this all again in 4 weeks.
Still an important job and I’m happy to do my part.

I really don't understand how the MAGAts I still believe the dipshit's "everything that I do that hurts you is Joe Biden's fault".
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

I keep coming back to this tweet
#mamdani #dsa #democrats #uspol

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
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War's Going Great
Brilliant gambit: the U.S. will now allow Iran to hit some of what they shoot at because that will surely lead Iran to capitulation. It has nothing to do with the fact we are running of of air defense interceptors (that's exactly what it is). Thankfully, the U.

Is no one reading the article? Bernie's proposal is for the government to seize ownership of 50% of these companies, not buy it. It's a wonderful idea. #USPol #UBI

How To Actually Tax The Rich by Prof G Markets
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So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
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Might as well call this one now folks.
#USPol #GlitchMcConnell #mitchmcconnell

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#MehdiUnfiltered #USPol

Mehdi Asks Tom Steyer About Money, Trump, and Prosecuting ICE
Mehdi and Tom Steyer discuss Eric Swalwell dropping out of the race for governor, how he would grade Gavin Newsom, and Trump calling him a ‘SLEAZEBAG' and a 'LOSER.

RE: #Utah, to be fair, #Nevada and #California are much better at conserving water than we are. We have quite wasteful water users here that could constrain their use more.
I am also a bit suspicious that this is the Trump administration picking winners and losers based on which states voted for him.
#utpol #uspol #water #ColoradoRiver

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Speaker Mike Johnson is 6 years old and thinks Congress is school.
Let me make my case.
He made it all recess and no work.
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the world is healing
The Rat Utopia Experiment - Blast! (Official Music Video)
#music

#maha #USpol #health

A dozen memes (in a thread) of the foreign policy moment: capitulation, surrender, losing the war.
🧵 1 of 3
#USpol #Iran #kegseth

School's Out. Campus Political Wars Are Just Beginning by How Is This Better? and More Perfect University
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Jonathan Pie’s brilliant take on potus the peacemaker:
#USpol #comedy

I'm still waiting for a gerrymandered district that is just one republican donor's house.
or maybe a representative can just represent themselves.
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#USpol, April 30, 2026: 36 doctors went on Congressional record, invoking their duty to the "Declaration of Geneva—the successor to the Hippocratic Oath that binds us to the humanitarian principles of medicine since the Nuremberg trials", and unambiguously declared Donald Trump unfit for office.

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#USpol #russia #elections

Should the Next Democrat Punish Red States? JVL Says... Maybe | The Next Level
great podcast if you want to feel super doomer.
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This USMNT did not need the Trump Card
Shameful FIFA
#worldcup #usmnt #uspol #trump

We can breathe easy, for there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to Worry About
The 15 protestors arrested by the federal government in Minneapolis this week are, according to the Justice Department’s own account of things, responsible for denting a government F-150 (by kicking it), and tipping a trailer (said to be owned by the accused) onto its side. Kicked a car

well fsck me/us
Delaware just legalized corporations VOTING. Or rather, land owners can vote...even if the owner is a corporation.
#CitizensUnited #Corporations #USPol

lol at people pointing out that gas station signs can't go past $10.
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I was not expecting that. I hope you haven't voted, yet.
"Former Lt. Gov. Mandela Barnes announced Thursday that he is dropping out of the Democratic race for governor in Wisconsin less than two weeks out from the primary."
#Wisconsin #Primary #Politics #USPol #Pol

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#USpol #elections

AOC LIVE by UChicago Institute of Politics
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What time is the Pride Wrestling Match at the White House today?
Honestly, I am pleasantly surprised to see potus supporting LGBTQIA like this, but hey, I’ll take it.
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#USpol #UBI #UniversalBasicIncome

Erika Kirk's Rise to Power by How Is This Better?
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Can we place a bet on tomorrow’s false flag? How many dead? Will they be killed by USSS or the patsy? Will there be more than one patsy?
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The Book That Changed How I Think About Liberalism | The Ezra Klein Show
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#USpol #LosAngeles

Men are from the Mars
Women are from the Venus
MAGA ate the Mercury
#USPol #Haiku

The Trump administration announced it will suspend visa bond requirements for foreign visitors from World Cup-qualified countries who have purchased tickets for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Visitors will still face the real chance of being tortured and killed by ice or cbp because that’s what they do now.
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The Liberal Order: Why the West Stopped Fighting Over Territory by Lines on Maps Extra
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kegbreath is too drunk to realize he, himself, from fully public and open statements, is being quoted.
Remove him from office and ban him from future federal office, now.
#USpol #hegseth #hegsethPete

Trying to make sense of Graham Platner by FD Streams
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Why Does Hasan Piker Scare The Democrats? | Good Noticings
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I don't know what anyone would have expected out of this administration.
"VA conducted internal investigations into employees who attended vigil for Alex Pretti"
#ICE #Politics #Pol #USPol

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Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
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Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego

#USpol #ballroom

Is the issue that he is dead but being kept hooked up to machines to block the legal process of an election to replace him in his Senate seat, or is the issue that the one person who has the legal standing to pull the plug is hanging out in CCP territory to block that process…
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Lindsey Graham died? From what? Wasn't he just touring plants in Ukraine?
"passed away from a brief and sudden illness"
#LindseyGraham #USPolitics #USPol

Really potus? Ya might wanna check a topographical map there, sport.
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I’m speaking with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning, and it turns out his entire political career started as the result of a joke he began telling in 1974 and forgot the punchline to.
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Has potus started his harrisonian speech yet?
#USpol #weather

I hereby declare the IRS, DOJ and all federal agencies can never investigate me, my family members and companies for any reason, in perpetuity.
I am hereby above the law forever.
You see how ridiculous that sounds when I say it? It remains just as ridiculous when the acting Attorney General says it.
The AG does not have the authority to declare that any more than you and I do.
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It's the White House that's saying this so I am guessing that an end to the war will be announced on Friday and then they will announce that the war is restarting on Tuesday.
"The White House believes it's getting close to an agreement with Iran on a one-page memorandum of understanding to end the war and set a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations, according to two U.S. officials and two other sources briefed on the issue."
#IranWar #Politics #Pol #USPol

absolutely #USPol #Independence #Vote

Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2.
#USpol #math #maths

If I’m a screenwriter writing this US full invasion of Cuba scenario: Cuba acquires 20–50 Shahed drones (from Iran, Russia, or Venezuela) and launches them in a saturated wave, succeeds in hitting Florida 90 miles away with at least one.
Hitting U.S. soil is huge escalation and shifts everything.
#USpol #Cuba

If ICE is going to refuse to obey the law, the Milwaukee PD has to start arresting them.
“Four months after the package was introduced, a small group of ICE agents from Illinois arrived − many wearing masks − and arrested 39 people during the agency's nationwide push to increase detentions from late June to early July. A federal spokesperson said its agents would not follow Milwaukee's law, describing council members as "sanctuary politicians."“
#Milwaukee #ICE #USPol

This kind of behavior from the dipshit is just gross.
"Employees of the US Department of Agriculture, the State Department, and the Department of Labor, who spoke to WIRED on the condition of anonymity due to fear of retaliation, say that they were disturbed when the app appeared on their phones. Some attempted to delete it, but to no avail.
“I deleted it as a test and it came immediately back,” says an employee from the USDA."
#Politics #Pol #USPol #Trump

#USpol #HealthyEating #food #health