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Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
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Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
#DonaldTrump #USPol #Iran

The Book That Changed How I Think About Liberalism | The Ezra Klein Show
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#MehdiUnfiltered #USPol

Mehdi Asks Tom Steyer About Money, Trump, and Prosecuting ICE
Mehdi and Tom Steyer discuss Eric Swalwell dropping out of the race for governor, how he would grade Gavin Newsom, and Trump calling him a ‘SLEAZEBAG' and a 'LOSER.

Trump’s daily declarations about how the war is over or almost over or will be over in 30 seconds or there's a ceasefire hiding under the next rock or whatever? That’s all non-information, just a conveyor belt of nothingburgers he feeds the press for them to dutifully regurgitate.
But •this•? This is actual news.
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/03/house-passes-war-power-resolution-trump-iran

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Wahrscheinlich können wir im Moment nur noch drauf hoffen, daß irgendein unbekannter Nachfahr von Kaiser Norton I. auftaucht, den Thron besteigt, Trump rauswirft und Projekt 2025 auflöst.
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So this whole Great American State Fair implies the federal government supports D.C. statehood right?
#USPol #JokingButNotJoking

Has potus started his harrisonian speech yet?
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I really don't understand how the MAGAts I still believe the dipshit's "everything that I do that hurts you is Joe Biden's fault".
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

This USMNT did not need the Trump Card
Shameful FIFA
#worldcup #usmnt #uspol #trump

absolutely #USPol #Independence #Vote

I started an AI simulation last night - two conservatives and two progressives work together to increase the US democracy from a score of 37 out of 100 to something that works better for _all_ people not just the wealthy. They agreed on 7 proposals to bring the score up to 60%. If only it were that easy.
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Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2.
#USpol #math #maths

It's only political violence if it's against wealthy conservatives. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment rights.
#uspol #whcdinner #whcadinner

The Liberal Order: Why the West Stopped Fighting Over Territory by Lines on Maps Extra
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I don't know what anyone would have expected out of this administration.
"VA conducted internal investigations into employees who attended vigil for Alex Pretti"
#ICE #Politics #Pol #USPol

If I’m a screenwriter writing this US full invasion of Cuba scenario: Cuba acquires 20–50 Shahed drones (from Iran, Russia, or Venezuela) and launches them in a saturated wave, succeeds in hitting Florida 90 miles away with at least one.
Hitting U.S. soil is huge escalation and shifts everything.
#USpol #Cuba

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Waiting for Americans to realize Democrats aren't the opposition party.
I'm sure any day now we'll learn, given the consistent show of opposition we've seen since 2016.
Any day now.
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Why Does Hasan Piker Scare The Democrats? | Good Noticings
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It's the White House that's saying this so I am guessing that an end to the war will be announced on Friday and then they will announce that the war is restarting on Tuesday.
"The White House believes it's getting close to an agreement with Iran on a one-page memorandum of understanding to end the war and set a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations, according to two U.S. officials and two other sources briefed on the issue."
#IranWar #Politics #Pol #USPol

#uspol Early voting (midterms primary runoff) started at 7a this morning here. I showed up ~4 minutes later. Had my vote case (five different races) and was out the door four minutes later. I imagine actual election day won't be too bad but figured I'd get things done before heading to Tek so I wouldn't have to worry about coordinating things later.

WTF is this? Delaware, which has more corporations than people, will let corporations vote?! #uspol

'Logical Conclusion' of Citizens United as Delaware Judge Lets Corporations Vote in Local Elections | Common Dreams
Delaware is home to more corporations than people. Human people, that is, as under longstanding state law and the US Supreme Court's infamous 2010 ruling, corporations are people, too.

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Trying to make sense of Graham Platner by FD Streams
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Too on the nose...
#Healthcare #USpol #Insurance

Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛
#USpol #satire

Mehdi CHALLENGES Graham Platner on His Tattoo and More by Zeteo
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I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
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The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury.
#satire #USpol #WHCD

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

They should really 86 the Comey indictment.
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I would like to add 2 more independent branches of the government:
- News
- Unions
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Assassination will not help! It'll martyr him, exacerbating the very problems you're trying to solve.
There is no shortcut to removing him. The only path forward is to vote for pro-impeachment candidates in November. #Assassination attempts will thwart this.
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2026 White House Correspondents' dinner shooting - Wikipedia

Congress is considering a bill to give oil companies immunity for all the lies and harm they've caused. This is completely bass-ackwards.
Contact your Congresscritters and demand they vote no.
https://www.noimmunityforbigoil.org/

No Immunity for Big Oil | Support Communities & Accountability
Join us in urging Congress to protect our right to hold Big Oil accountable. A legal shield for Big Oil would force the rising bill for climate damages onto taxpayers and set a harmful precedent that protects corporations instead of communities.

He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

Graham Platner On Service, Messaging & the Future for Democrats | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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If I say, “the wholly morally irredeemable adviser to the president,” you can probably guess who I mean.
That’s messed up.
Odd that more that one could technically fit the bill.
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I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
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We're back over 100.
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Added 5 nicknames for potus to my @…, a bot that posts a nickname for him once every hour.
Great way to avoid using his name, which he'll love!
#USpol #satire

Hasan Piker: Subpoenaed by the Feds by What Now? with Trevor Noah
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The Dow Jones is over 50,000, she’ll be fine.
And I hope she gets exactly the care, sympathy and support she deserves.
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Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

There is no excuse for the US the ever have any military personnel die in combat again.
Just issue them each a ballroom and they’ll be fine.
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#USpol #DanceFighting

Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

Jim Acosta Just Did the Thing Trump Won't Stop Bragging About
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The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
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#USpol #Pride #funny

#USpol #tariffs #taxes

Potus thinks Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Lenin (all quite dead) are at the gates.
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How To Actually Tax The Rich by Prof G Markets
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The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

Nice job #newJersey
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The flu pandemic that killed 50,000,000 people in the last century was first detected on a US Army base.
But sure kegsbreath, let's not vaccinate against it.
h/t @…
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With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

Speaker Mike Johnson is 6 years old and thinks Congress is school.
Let me make my case.
He made it all recess and no work.
😲😝😳
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If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
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Reducing the presence of the US military in Germany would be a top ten failure of military, national security and international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history.
The US abandoning our German allies and Europe would be so catastrophic as to strain the meaning of the word.
potus is so clearly unfit to lead. potus endangers every American, and human on earth, even by posting this.

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous.
If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold.
Not one penny should go to potus’ illegally conceived personal fun house emotional support ballroom.
Wanna talk bunkers? Ok maybe. Ballroom? Get stuffed.

School's Out. Campus Political Wars Are Just Beginning by How Is This Better? and More Perfect University
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A dozen memes (in a thread) of the foreign policy moment: capitulation, surrender, losing the war.
🧵 1 of 3
#USpol #Iran #kegseth

Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
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Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
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Jonathan Pie’s brilliant take on potus the peacemaker:
#USpol #comedy

"…if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
Mueller Report, page 2
#USpol #law

Back over $100
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I'm still waiting for a gerrymandered district that is just one republican donor's house.
or maybe a representative can just represent themselves.
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We can breathe easy, for there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to Worry About
The 15 protestors arrested by the federal government in Minneapolis this week are, according to the Justice Department’s own account of things, responsible for denting a government F-150 (by kicking it), and tipping a trailer (said to be owned by the accused) onto its side. Kicked a car

Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
#USpol #satire

Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
#USpol #satire

LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
#USpol #satire

"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
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#USpol #UBI #UniversalBasicIncome

What time is the Pride Wrestling Match at the White House today?
Honestly, I am pleasantly surprised to see potus supporting LGBTQIA like this, but hey, I’ll take it.
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Can we place a bet on tomorrow’s false flag? How many dead? Will they be killed by USSS or the patsy? Will there be more than one patsy?
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#USpol #LosAngeles

Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

The Trump administration announced it will suspend visa bond requirements for foreign visitors from World Cup-qualified countries who have purchased tickets for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Visitors will still face the real chance of being tortured and killed by ice or cbp because that’s what they do now.
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kegbreath is too drunk to realize he, himself, from fully public and open statements, is being quoted.
Remove him from office and ban him from future federal office, now.
#USpol #hegseth #hegsethPete

😲😝
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
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Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
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Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego