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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 21:13:47

They should really 86 the Comey indictment.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-29 12:27:05

We're back over 100.
#uspol

Crude Oil WTI (OIL)
Real-time derived
Currency in USD
103.47
+3.54(+3.54%)
@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-30 01:04:40

RE: #uspol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 16:57:30

#USPolitics #USPol #WhoCouldHaveSeenThisComing
Amazing what can happen in a week.
Ref:


HOW IT STARTED
TRUMP RULES OUT CROOND
TROOPS IN MIDEAST WAR

'No boots on the ground': Trump rejects troop deployment as Iran war enters into dangerous phase
20 Mar 2026

HOW IT'S GOING
Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post
reports
By Reuters
The Pentagon logo in the briefing room, following the United States and Israel-led strikes on Iran, at the Pentagon in Washington, D.C., U.S.,
March 28, 2026.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 20:46:24

He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

screenshot of a post by the White House:
King Charles III and potus stand in suits side by side laughing outside the White House, with a Union Jack flag held by a flag bearer and a podium with the presidential seal visible in the background. The text "TWO KINGS" and a crown emoji is the caption. "King" in red is written over King Charles, "Royalist Scum" in red is written over potus.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-28 22:06:40

Eight Key Things to Watch for in the Iran War by William Spaniel
#uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-28 12:33:07

It's only political violence if it's against wealthy conservatives. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment rights.
#uspol #whcdinner #whcadinner

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-25 03:29:12

Headed to the airport? Don’t forget to take photos of any ICE agents you see if they are not wearing face coverings.
#uspol #ice

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 01:33:36

Reducing the presence of the US military in Germany would be a top ten failure of military, national security and international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history.
The US abandoning our German allies and Europe would be so catastrophic as to strain the meaning of the word.
potus is so clearly unfit to lead. potus endangers every American, and human on earth, even by posting this.

Screenshot of a post by djt:

The United States is studying and reviewing the possible reduction of Troops in Germany, with a determination to be made over the next short period of time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 

Apr 29, 2026 4:48 PM
@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-03-26 10:53:19

AI-genereret billede af Trumps regering. #AISlop #trump #USPol

AI-genereret billede af en bus fyldt med klovne med røde maga-kasketter og med teksten "Trump 2025-2029" skrevet på siden af bussen.
@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-29 15:33:20

Congress is considering a bill to give oil companies immunity for all the lies and harm they've caused. This is completely bass-ackwards.
Contact your Congresscritters and demand they vote no.
noimmunityforbigoil.org/

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-02-26 21:19:48

Next "stand up for science" March 7th!
#StandUpForScience #UsPol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-24 10:32:21

So the Right has been talking about how the FEMA concentration camps, the pedophile conspiracy, and how they're gonna take all the guns, but now that the pedophile conspiracy is building concentration camps and disarming then executing legal gun owners, all I can hear is the sucking sound as they try to swallow the whole damn boot.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-29 19:32:14

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous.
If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold.
Not one penny should go to potus’ illegally conceived personal fun house emotional support ballroom.
Wanna talk bunkers? Ok maybe. Ballroom? Get stuffed.

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-02-21 20:12:29

Kein ernsthafter Regisseur käme auf die Idee, Trump als Superschurken zu besetzen. Allenfalls als comical Sidekick des wahren Superschur… Oh. Ohhhhhhhh!
#pol #uspol #rupol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 05:11:11

#uspol
Assassination will not help! It'll martyr him, exacerbating the very problems you're trying to solve.
There is no shortcut to removing him. The only path forward is to vote for pro-impeachment candidates in November. #Assassination attempts will thwart this.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-27 00:03:53

Is Fascism Back? by Johnny Harris
#uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-02-22 02:52:44

Was talking about Ambassador Huckabee’s political gaffe.
Wife: Wasn’t there a movie ‘I ❤️ Mike Huckabee’?
Me: No, the movie is “I ❤️ Huckabees” after the grocery chain.
“I ❤️ Mike Huckabee” is in the back behind the curtain.
#uspol #huckabee

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-14 04:32:00
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 18:29:12

There is no excuse for the US the ever have any military personnel die in combat again.
Just issue them each a ballroom and they’ll be fine.
🪖🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #DanceFighting

@scott@carfree.city
2026-02-16 18:14:00

Abolish the office of United States president. It's too much power for one person, even when the president follows the law, let alone this chud who doesn't. #PresidentsDay #uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-25 06:06:41

This is as good a time as any for a thought experiment.
You're in Nazi Germany. You know about the camps, you know what they do, you see the ash fall, you smell it. People who resist alone are killed, some are sent to the camps too. You're afraid to even talk to people about it for fear that they'll turn you in.
You think back to when the camps were being built. You had all the warning signs, but you didn't know how to interpret them. You could believe it would happen. You thought you'd have a chance to vote him out. You thought there might be another way. You thought maybe things would turn out differently if you just sat tight, kept your head down, kept yourself safe.
You see a family being dragged from their home. You know they will be killed. You want to fight, not just for them but for yourself. You opposed Hitler, and at any point you know you could be on the list... Even if you do nothing.
You wish you could rise up, shoot the SS, open the gates, fight it all. You know you aren't alone, but you don't know how to connect with the people who want the same thing.
Using the knowledge we have now, what should you have done in the preceding months and years to connect, to build a community that would open up all paths of resistance?
There were people who resisted. We know it wasn't enough.
Gun laws in Nazi Germany were very similar to US laws in that Nazis were largely free to own guns and everyone else was not. Unlike the US, where "others" have historically controlled using the fear that they might be randomly executed, Germany did codify it. Red flag laws were one more step in the US towards that codification, and there will be more.
When Nazis were taking away those guns, the social networks didn't exist to make resistance possible for most folks. But some Jews were able to resist.
It wasn't the guns that made the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising possible, though they definitely helped. The Warsaw Ghetto uprising was made possible by labor organizing in the precessing years.
If there were more uprisings like that, the Holocaust could have been stopped if not prevented. Social networks make resistance possible. Guns are only useful tools to resist authoritarianism *after* you build a community able to support that resistance, and they are only one of many tools made useful by that community.
Getting guns is easy, and not always necessary. Building community is hard. Guns won't keep you safe. Community will.
Single acts of resistance may slow the machine down, but to actually bring down a monster you need to be able to attack more than once. You need a society of resistance. If you are afraid now, build that. Talk to people while it's still safe to do so. Ask them where their red line is. Talk to neighbors. Figure out your network.
Take the steps you need now to keep your neighbors safe, to keep yourself safe.
#USPol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-02-25 09:10:56

The U.S. Government intends to force visitors to submit their digital history and DNA as the price of entry. With this much data AI tools will likely be deployed to unlock details of your life for border and immigration agencies. #USTravel #USPol

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-10 02:10:30

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
#uspol
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 18:20:00

The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #WHCD

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-03-13 08:33:50

Via @… on Bluesky
Nuclear experts undercut White House claims about Iran reactor at heart of case for war
#USpol #US #Iran

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-25 16:24:59

Scott Bessent: D-Day was a deescalation
#uspol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-04-03 03:42:16
Content warning: uspol, ice

Investigative journalists from the #Wired doing the good work!
#uspol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 15:02:38

#USpol #USpolitics #Iran #EpsteinFiles

The image features a close-up shot of the character Yoda, a prominent figure from the Star Wars franchise. He is depicted in a seated position, leaning slightly forward, with his right hand raised and pointing directly at the viewer. Yoda's facial expression is serious and contemplative, with his distinctive large ears slightly perked forward and his wrinkled green skin showing signs of age and wisdom. 
Yoda is seated in a large, plush chair with a reddish-brown upholstered back and a dark, pos…
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-04-13 14:01:01

I love dunking on Fascists as much as the next guy. But this whole “Wow look they can make the draft automatic but not voter registration huh?” pretty crucially misses that then draft registration process is entirely handled by the federal government, while elections are not (And that’s a good thing!).
#USPol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 06:27:54

RE: #uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-02-24 09:52:42

Spændende tråd på Lemmy: #USPol #trump lemmy.world/post/43163576

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 09:17:25

Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-16 17:08:58

Harris lost because she took no stance on Malarkey. This is an indisputable fact. #shitpost #politics #uspol

@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-12 15:11:27

"This is what American people voted for."
Progressives just got our sound bite for the next forever elections.
#uspol #uspolitics

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-03-26 01:46:47

RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1
So …. Trump raises fuel prices with his war, then his USPS squeezes us further.
The pain is the purpose.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 12:48:56

I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 08:43:23

Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-02-24 16:30:57

"Den amerikanske drŸm er stendŸd." #USPol #trump pov.international/usa-ikke-det

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-02-14 22:45:48

Werden wir später in den Geschichtsbüchern von der Minneapolis-Revolution lesen?
#pol #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-29 20:08:20

No philosophy, ideology nor belief. Just tribalism and blind loyalty.
#USpol #Kimmel #MichaelKnowles #maga

Left post by Michael Knowles dated November 1, 2019:
"Comedians should not lose their jobs for telling jokes, and professors should not lose their jobs for discussing ideas. On the other hand, journalists should indeed lose their jobs for libel, just as a pilot would lose his job for crashing a plane."

Right post by Michael Knowles dated April 27, 2026:
"Kimmel should obviously be fired."
@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-12 05:47:33

RE: #USpol #Iran

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:48:01
Content warning: USPOL, War

Did Trump choose tonight’s deadline to distract from election results?
#USPol #USPolitics

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 22:47:38

#USPol #USpolitics #network1976
I'm not saying that the 1976 movie "Network" was prescient . . . but . . .

Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe, and our food is unfit to eat.

We sit watching our TVs, while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad, worse than bad. They're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we…
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-21 22:26:25

I support the woke agenda.
#uspol #olympics

Alysa Liu hyperpop woke video
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-02-19 22:26:35

Husband of US Labor Secretary barred from Labor Department offices due to sexual assault complaints from staff (free link)
#labor #uspol #LoriChavesDeRemer

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-25 03:26:59

Is it propaganda, yes. Is it also a bop, also yes.
It’s such a bop. Why can’t our despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda be better than their despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda. Make media manipulation great again!
Dictator AI slop off! 😝😳
#USpol #Iran

AI generated Lego music video of potus making missteps and the IRCG humiliating him. Rap like music and lyrics.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-01-30 03:43:01

#7dwarves #ice #bovino #USpol

screenshot of a post by daendeleon: 

Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. 

Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 16:23:31
Content warning: USPOL, Race

I keep seeing a meme about Obama not being on the Epstein list, but it is mainly because he's not a white man? I mean, as a member of the ruling class he probably still played a part in white supremacy, but he is a black man.
#USPOL

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-26 23:27:32

This is basically accurate.
#NATO #uspol #IranWar #TrumpsWar

Two cartoon characters, dressed in MAGA hats and merch.

The first is labeled "February 2026" and is shouting slogans: fuck NATO, We don't need help from anyone@!!! leave NATO!  fuck Europoors!  we don't need NATO! Ameria Fuck Yeah!

The second is labeled "March 2026" and is shouting "NATO help! rescue us Europe!", Help us!!!  We are allies!  plz NATO!  #wearenato
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:14:29

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
#USpol #USPolitics #Shitpost

The image is a meme composed of two horizontally stacked panels. The top panel features a close-up shot of a man with long dark hair, looking off to the side with a concerned and disbelieving expression. He has striking blue eyes and a rugged appearance. The background is dark and slightly out of focus, with hints of blue lighting and what appear to be trees or foliage. White text overlaid on this panel reads "Harambe? It cannot be. You fell!".

The bottom panel is dominated by a close-up of a …
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-19 01:14:20

Time to get messy.
#uspol

pod save america in australia
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-08 11:24:24

I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-22 22:40:07

#USpol #tariffs #taxes

Companies are going to get refunds for tariffs they already raised prices to pay for in a country that teaches everyone as kids that it is justified to start shooting people if taxes on our breakfast beverages are too high. 

Good luck with that CEOs, sleep well. 

[a live drawing of a crate labeled “Boston tea” floating in the Boston harbor with a sailing ship and city skyline in the background]
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-19 23:04:05

How Is The Dow - Auto-Tune The News, Wherein Pam Bondi Discovers An Unassailable Riposte That Canno
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:22:46

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-12 18:24:55

Honest question: Has "assassinate the leader of a country and the populace will rise up and overthrow the government and setup a new more US-friendly government" EVER worked? I know we've tried it a bunch of times, but I'm pretty sure it has failed miserably every single time.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-22 20:30:24

The flu pandemic that killed 50,000,000 people in the last century was first detected on a US Army base.
But sure kegsbreath, let's not vaccinate against it.
h/t @…
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 20:06:02

I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
#USPOL

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-18 00:55:43

vote counts not done but seems like Kat Abughazaleh doesn't have it. that sad!
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:10:33

With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 16:50:20

Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 17:27:13
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-17 00:48:10

Nice job #newJersey
#uspol

Breaking News

Analilia Mejia, a progressive Demo-
crat, was elected to a New Jersey
House seat vacated by Gov. Mikie
Sherrill.
@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-08 18:34:17

This will be very hard work.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-21 18:12:25

Claiming a former FBI head who _LET POTUS SLIDE_ hurt innocent people is ghoulish. Perhaps Mueller hurt us all by failing to jail or stop potus.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 21:51:11

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
#USPOL

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-08 14:38:00

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-13 22:10:50

If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-20 17:12:24

"…if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
Mueller Report, page 2
#USpol #law

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-17 20:17:16

#USpol

"TO ANNOUNCE THAT
THERE MUST BE NO CRITICISM OF THE PRESIDENT,
OR THAT WE ARE TO STAND BY THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT OR WRONG, IS NOT ONLY UNPATRIOTIC AND SERVILE, BUT IS MORALLY TREASONABLE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC." 

Theodore Roosevelt 

[sepia photo of Theodore Roosevelt]
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-12 13:55:08

Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
#uspol

¢ NYTimes « 20m A
Breaking News
President Trump said the U.S. would
blockade the Strait of Hormuz after
marathon talks with Iran ended
without a peace deal.
Share
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-11 03:31:17

Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-16 15:39:16

#USpol #kegsbreath

BREAKING: A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. "I get knocked down, but I get up again," he told reporters at the Pentagon. "You're never gonna keep me down." Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, "I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink."
[photo of hegseth speaking to press outside]
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-16 23:34:07

Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
#USpol #satire

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-12 00:07:17

I Have a Trump Theory... by Hank Green
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-16 23:32:56

Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
#USpol #satire

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-09 14:38:12

Back over $100
#uspol

102.34 a barrel of oil
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-14 21:01:59

#USpol #fifa

jeffisrael 

let me get this straight 

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-17 01:24:58

LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
#USpol #satire

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-09 00:14:09

I'm so tired of winning.
#uspol

giant jump in oil prices.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-17 01:22:54

"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-10 19:49:42

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-13 01:33:58

#USpol

A post by Richie Bree with the text "Torpedos must be the only pedos the U.S government are willing to fire," overlaid on an image of a torpedo hitting a ship, causing a large explosion and splash in the ocean.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-02-12 22:33:12

#USpol

Ragnar Blackwolf 
Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 …
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-08 20:03:04

I tracked the AI Money in politics by Phil Edwards
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-08 02:00:51

What Causes Wars: An Introduction to Crisis Bargaining Theory by Lines on Maps Extra
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-12 19:52:12

Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-08 17:12:18

Wow things are going great.
#uspol

In Lebanon: Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have said Israeli strikes on Lebanon are not included in the two-week ceasefire deal. The position is contrary to an earlier statement from Sharif that the agreement did include the country. Iran is mulling its response to what it sees as Israeli ceasefire violations against Lebanon, according to a state-affiliated news agency.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-09 19:38:59

According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-09 19:36:22

Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-08 01:04:52

I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
#USpol

Profile image for Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · April 7, 2026, 6:32 PM
Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be …
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-08 03:24:15

How am I doing? Well I just looked up how to pronounce eschatological, because for some reason I want to be able to describe American foreign policy accurately 😳😝
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-06 14:27:55

At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran

post by Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE 

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? 

Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z. 

[quoted post] 

Donald J. Trump 
@reaDonaldTrump 
Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! 

3:02 AM • 4/6/26
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-02-06 18:43:53

Just added a bunch of names to @…, so now there are more than 280 ways to call potus names.
Useful for all the times you want to refer to him without using his name (every time).
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-02-03 01:32:07

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screenshot of a post by joshgad: 

I guess I can be a little slow sometimes, so I just wanna make sure I understand the argument behind supporting Trump right now. 

Is it: yes he may now officially be accused of rape and pedophilia in the long sought after and demanded Epstein Files, but... at least prices are sky high, we're despised around the world, we're gutting environmental and health protections, and as an added bonus, our citizens are being executed on the street?
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-04 00:13:37

Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-03 21:54:23

Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
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