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@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 18:02:42

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣
We Are Not a Serious Country Anymore...

@crell@phpc.social
2026-09-19 06:38:17

The midterm elections, by the Hamilton cast.
#uspol #democracy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 02:23:35

#USpol #russia #elections

It Always Has Been Meme format: two astronauts in space suits with Earth in the background. One astronaut points a gun at the other. Text said by astronaut closer to earth is: "Wait, it was Russia, Russia, Russia?" and test said by second astronaut further from earth and aiming a gun at the first astronaut is: "Always has been."
@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-17 23:09:32

It's September 17th, which is Constitution Day in the US. So remember, the Constitution may not be perfect, but it's better than what we have now!
#USPol

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-09-15 22:43:34

The eligible hiring pool at the FBI must be getting really small...or freaky.
#USPol

Screenshot of a bearded man in a dark suit and pink tie speaking at a microphone with both hands raised, with headline text reading "Kash Patel defends changes in FBI hiring policy regarding bestiality – video."
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 15:35:20

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol "Freedom of Speech doesn't free you of Freedom of Consequence" .
MEMES FLY after RACIST MAGA gets KNOC…

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-14 08:00:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

Nicely done. Very nicely done.
Midnight Oil Productions’ “Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool”: #uspol #Trump

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-07-12 18:49:41
Content warning:

#uspol

Post from Donald Trump on 21 March 2026: “[Redacted] just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-21 03:00:54

Amusing take on tariffs from an Aussie observer:
GOOD NEWS, DONALD: YOUR TARIFFS ARE FINALLY WORKING.
FOR FUCKING CANADA.
#UsPol #Uspolitics #Tariffs

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 18:21:10

RE: #uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-07-17 14:38:04

I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning.
#ClimateChange #canpol #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 11:45:40

We Are All on the Decoy Plane
#USpol

silhouette of a plane from above with "We Are All on the Decoy Plane" in red spray paint like letters down the middle, and dark grey spray paint like letters of "86" on the left wing and "47" on the right wing
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-18 17:56:35

Fuck right off! #FuckAI #USPol #Oklahoma
🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕
Proposed Enid data center project could bring $35 billion investment - News9.com

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-15 03:12:11

It's always the ones you most expect.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-14 22:05:18

#USpol #elections

screenshot of a post by erika_lucas07: 

Let me see if I'm understanding their theory correctly... 

• When Donald won in 2016, Obama was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald won in 2024, Biden was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald lost in 2020 and now heading into the midterms, with Donald running the intelligence agencies, he says the election was stolen or can't be trusted. 

Did I get that…
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-09-09 12:42:47

My new text auto response:
Sorry, I have missed your text. I am currently receiving hourly text messages from all 50 states from campaigns I have never heard of. I will be able to receive new messages around the third week of November. Regards.
😁
#uspol
#textspam

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-07-25 20:17:49
Content warning: uspol: Buttigieg Fox interview

I’ve never seen Pete Buttigieg crash on these Fox News appearances. And here’s another successful interview. 🔥
#uspol

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-07-03 20:57:15

So this whole Great American State Fair implies the federal government supports D.C. statehood right?
#USPol #JokingButNotJoking

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-07-19 01:07:02

Men are from the Mars
Women are from the Venus
MAGA ate the Mercury
#USPol #Haiku

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-06 14:41:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-28 11:39:16

Small changes can switch a word into its opposite, e.g. “Triumph” and “Trump”.
#pol #uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-09-03 12:01:55

Det er klart. Man må forstå at "Det er en venstreorienteret, anti-amerikansk operation, siger han.". Det har overhovedet ikke noget at gŸre med USA's retorik. #USPol #grønland #trump

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-08 21:54:08

Might as well call this one now folks.
#USPol #GlitchMcConnell #mitchmcconnell

The image depicts a gravestone in a cemetery. The gravestone is made of speckled gray granite and has a rectangular shape with a slightly rounded top. It is mounted on a wider, stepped granite base. The text on the gravestone is etched in black and reads "Mitch McConnell" on the top line, followed by "February 20, 1942 -" on the second line, and "August 4, 2026" on the third line. The composition is centered on the gravestone, which occupies a significant portion of the frame.

The background s…
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-17 00:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Hegseth Humiliated After Thomas Massie DOES IT TO HIM In Front Of Everyone!

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-08-22 20:37:50

What a bit of writing… Custer of the Club Sandwich. #uspol

Carney is a central banker by trade and a goalie by formation, and both jobs are the same job: stay calm, watch the play develop, and price time better than the bloke skating at you. He has priced Trump’s remaining time and found it cheaper than servo sushi.  The US midterms land on November 3, ten short weeks from tonight, and every one of those weeks bleeds a little more leverage out of the White House. Trump’s approval is circling the drain like the last chunk from a grogan in a caravan park…
@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-19 18:16:46

#uspol HT @…

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-16 18:47:21

Hey Democracy, "Wait in the truck" while we pull a Hardy to the Republicans. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-16 19:08:37

Flock cameras, and automated license plate readers (ALPRs) are _inherently_ unlawful, _unavoidably_ contrary to the U.S. Constitution.
Yet another expert's view: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 11:20:03

Budget Bashar
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-05 14:26:46

Tell the Senate to reject ID checks!
#uspol #StupidIdeas

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-06-27 03:20:41

RE: #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 06:49:52

😃😳🤦‍♂️
#USpol

screenshot of a post by MyPetJawa @mypetjawa: 

[Replying to @3YearLetterman @WaffleHouse @ MillerLite] 

"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon." 

[President trump speaking at the White House flanked by just dance vance, marco “polo” rubio, and pete kegsbreath]

Jul 6, 2026 • 2:29 PM UTC
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-26 11:47:05
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol #Trump

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 13:01:46

I’m speaking with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning, and it turns out his entire political career started as the result of a joke he began telling in 1974 and forgot the punchline to.
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-13 07:58:14

#USPol
Gas Prices Are Soaring. Sen. Roger Marshall Says “Freedom Isn’t Free.”
youtube.com/watch?v=-omIlVnNuH

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 08:20:03

Spurious Caesar
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 17:08:20

Is the issue that he is dead but being kept hooked up to machines to block the legal process of an election to replace him in his Senate seat, or is the issue that the one person who has the legal standing to pull the plug is hanging out in CCP territory to block that process…
#USpol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-29 18:01:27

The best summary of Trump's trade policies I've ever seen.
#uspol #tarrifs

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Trump Gets Humiliating Welcome as Trip Backfires

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 18:26:55

Really potus? Ya might wanna check a topographical map there, sport.
#USpol

Still frame of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s climactic duel at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan is labeled “Iran” and Anakin is labeled “USMC deploying without Congressional authorization to Kharg Island” and the line from the moment in the movie is written above: “It’s over…I have the high ground.”
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:13:47

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-08 14:24:03

Locals must stop ice.
#USpol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-16 22:20:30

RE: #uspol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 15:20:03

Cheeto Benito
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 19:34:03

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
These Videos HUMILIATING Trump Are Going Viral And It's Incredible

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-06 23:25:38

Since there are no other ballroom/military complexes in the world, it is at once, unavoidably, the best and the worst one.
#USpol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-06-23 18:11:15

Too on the nose...
#Healthcare #USpol #Insurance

A 4 pane comic with non-descript bubble figures.

In the first pane, a man stands at a desk labeled "Insurance" and asks "I need healthcare."  The man behind the desk says "LMAO! You serious?"

In the second pane, there are two men behind the desk.  One says "Hey! This guy wants healthcare!"  The second says "Ahahaha!"

In the third pane, the original man wakes up in bed screaming "NOOO!!!"  A woman next to him says "What's wrong, Sven?"

In the fourth pane, Sven replies "I think I had an Ameri…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:59:10

Do I add “Hair Dye in Chief” to my @… list of potus nicknames?
#USpol #satire #comedy

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 00:20:04

Attila the Dumb
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-04 18:19:12

Has potus started his harrisonian speech yet?
#USpol #weather

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:44:51

Not for nothing, but Pickaxe Mountain sounds like a cowboy Old West place named by a pirate.
#Iran #USpol #war

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-08 17:37:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 21:20:03

The Lyin' King
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-07 15:29:59

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Rules and Laws - Outside My Front Door

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 23:20:04

Hairpiece Himmler
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-04 02:58:12

Mitch McConnell’s staff killed him with their bare hands and has been covering it up.
If it is revealed in the next 3 weeks that he has “recently” died, that is basically a confession, right? They did it. All of them. Together.
They produce him, live, interactive, on camera in the next 12 hours, or their guilt is certain, right?
Death fraud cuts multiple ways…
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-22 01:20:03

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-01 16:13:58

Actually real. Insane, and real.
We did know he wants to f*ck up voting.
😲😬🤦‍♂️
source: #USpol

screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • July 27, 2026, 9:01 AM 

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Actor, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a [HIGHLIGHTING STARTS] full and deep throated [HIGHLIGHTING ENDS] SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, and the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 23:20:03

Covidiot in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 17:43:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-28 05:14:51

#USpol #LakeOntario

screenshot of a post by @erinpatricia78 > [tagged] LakeOntario 

In response Canada has announced that they are renaming Lake Huron to Lake Hu'reonthepsteinlist
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 12:23:22

Morning insomnia, and reading another person's account of that day, led me to write this:
25th Anniversary of 9-11
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 19:39:23

Just left the grocery (ohhhh.. that word!) store. $200 didn't get a lot of groceries (again, that word!). #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 03:20:03

Orange Julius Caesar
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 00:17:19

I am watching the live kick off for No King’s Vote Early event on October 17th:
#NoKings

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 20:20:03

Tangerine Tyrant
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: 

Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? 

*hand raised* 

Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on 

[video of potus during this sequence] 

[reply by @LT0771] 

Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month

Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-31 18:06:37

Lol. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 22:20:03

Il Douché
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 13:20:03

Pee-resident Dump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-27 01:43:13

#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 07:20:03

Blobby Jones
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 00:27:54

So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 18:20:03

Mendacious Mango
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-25 01:02:56

Potus thinks Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Lenin (all quite dead) are at the gates.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 21:29:19

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 01:20:03

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-22 14:22:30

#maha #USpol #health

[over a photo, that's had its colors skewed purple, of RFK Jr.] 

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr. and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation: 

• Measles 
• Flu 
• Rotavirus 
• Whooping Cough 
• Ebola 
• Hantavirus 

• Cyclosporiasis 
• E. coli 
• Campylobacteriosis 
• Listeria 
• Cryptosporidiosis 
• Infant botulism 


Measles: https://www.cdc.gov/measles/data-research/index.html 
Flu (Influenza): https://www.nejm.org/outbreaks 
Rotavirus: https://www.cdc.…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 15:20:03

Draft Dodgin' Don
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-24 18:16:50

Yeah, seems like that's what tech companies are doing, so far:
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 19:20:33

Gameshow Göering
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-22 06:20:03

Lil' Donny Moscow
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-22 09:20:03

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 09:20:03

Ochre Oathbreaker
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 06:20:03

The Florida Fondler
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 18:20:03

Apricot Adolph
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 12:20:03

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-21 20:20:03

Gaseous Clay
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-22 04:20:03

Gropenfürhrer
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-22 08:20:03

Donny Dorko
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 16:20:03

Pampers President
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 21:20:03

Candyvan McTaco Twit
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-20 13:20:04

Douche Bigelow
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol