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@profcarroll@federate.social
2025-11-14 23:35:43

That’s some free speech right there. #uspol

Podcast interview of Hunter Biden
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-13 22:48:27

#USpol

screenshot of a post by America's Lounge Singer @krang.bsky.social: 

no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird 

January 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-11-14 22:12:27

#uspol

Cartoon of Trump sleeping at his desk while an aide says, "The president is merely demonstrating he's not woke."
@joe@toot.works
2025-08-15 12:16:39

Once Trump finishes his chat with Putin, can he get back to the Epstein list?
#Trump #USPol #USPolitics

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2025-10-15 05:28:55

Hvis man Ÿnsker at vide, hvordan Nazityskland kunne udvikle sig som det gjorde i 1930'erne, kan man bare kigge på USA i dag. Og samtidig spŸrge sig selv, hvorfor amerikanerne ikke i stŸrre stil siger fra, ligesom man efter anden verdenskrig spurgte, hvorfor tyskerne ikke tidligere stoppede vanviddet. #USPol #naziTyskland

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-15 03:27:16

US ethnic cleansing and what to do about it
Reposting link to source article instead of screenshot of tweet that had no alt text:
Data on arrests shows that ICE was heavily engaged in racial profiling in LA, because their arrest numbers fell by ~66% after that were ordered to stop making arrests based just in factors like skin color, with place, or language spoken.
#ICE #USPol

@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-08-15 00:00:04

Free, no paywall
#uspol
Trump Has a New Definition of Human Rights
The Trump administration has made U.S. human-rights reports favorably evaluate countries the president likes, @anneapplebaum writes. Now the State Department portrays “Germany as more oppressive than El Salvador”:

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 05:39:50

We got 'em!
#uspol

The New York Times

Opinion

Guest Essay

Kathy Hochul: Why I Am Endorsing Zohran Mamdani

Sept. 14, 2025
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-13 22:07:36

A lot of people seem unaware of who charlie kirk was in fact, not just fantasy.
Perhaps this can help.
Murder is bad, and violence is never a good answer.
(sources follow in comment)
#USpol #kirk

Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamon... @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
-Gay people should be stoned to death
-Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane
-Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband
-No one should be allowed to retire
-Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states
-British Colon…
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-08-15 21:12:56

#uspol

Cartoon of two National Guardsmen in DC. One says, "My orders are to make the homeless disappear. Yours?" The other replies, "The Epstein headlines."
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-12 14:57:55

Is "hoping someone gets the death penalty" classified as political violence?
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-14 17:41:44

An older video that still has relevance today:
#USpol #radicalization

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-14 13:56:04

This is the profile picture of Tyler Robinson's discord account. What in the internet era is this.
#charliekirk #uspol

Garfield comic depicting the confused face of Garfield’s owner, Jon Arbuckle. He's a white man, wearing a light blue shirt with red hair.
@profcarroll@federate.social
2025-11-12 16:37:52
Content warning: Implied Sexual Abuse

Release by House Oversight Committee Democrats today include emails between Epstein & Ghislane re: Trump #uspol #EpsteinFiles
Epstein to Maxwell Apr 2, 2011
“i want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump..[VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never o…

An email communication dated April 2, 2011, from Jeffrey Epstein to a recipient named Gmax, discusses an unnamed individual and mentions a "victim." The email highlights concerns about that individual's connections and mentions a police chief. Released by House Oversight Committee.
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-09-10 06:07:09

Want to complain about #Rx requirements for a #COVID booster in the US? #uspol
You have until September 13 to submit a written comment to the

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-09-11 16:49:16

1. There is no “transgender ideology”. Just people trying to be themselves.
2. Antifascist ideology is what most of us learned in school as “being a good citizen”
#CharlieKirk #uspol #bullet

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-09-10 20:53:54

I'm not going to mourn Charlie Kirk. He was a genuinely evil man who liked being cruel to people.
I hope they find the shooter, arrest them, try, and convict them. Because that is the way of a democratic society. Justice must be done.
#uspol

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-09-06 19:26:17

I’m going to admit that that “Chipocalypse” post freaked me out considerably. I wonder if history will see it as a turning point in America’s extended democratic crisis? Because to this Canadian looking across the border at the USA, it has that feeling.
#USpol

@jswright61@ruby.social
2025-10-12 13:06:58

Anything to deflect the narrative!
Adelita Grijalva elected but not yet sworn in.
Epstein files not released.
Hundreds of thousands will lose health care under the Republican budget.
Foreign governments buying gold and not USD.
But what is the MSM reporting?
Democrats shut down the Government.
Blue cities unsafe.
Tylenol unsafe.
Circumcision unsafe.
And now we get to talk about this?

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-09-10 22:39:07

#uspol #charliekirk

Like all conservatives, Charlie Kirk thought random politically-motivated violence was hilarious and awesome as long as it was against people he hated. We are simply commemorating him in a manner he would appreciate, in accordance with his beliefs and values.
@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-11-07 21:12:16

Now perhaps might be a good time for the reminder of a truth always obscured:
Black People (not Black "women" -- ALL BLACK PEOPLE - you have to watch how they do black men dirty here) are the practical always-voting correctly BASE of the Democratic party -- which in turn makes them the moral center of voting in America.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-12 02:06:16

$27.7 billion budget and they didn’t spring for run-flats.
Honestly, it’s really good that they’re not good at what they do.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 15:29:28
Content warning: USPOL Trump Mamdani

I seriously laughed out loud when I read that Trump said that he is better looking than Mamdani.
First of all, it doesn't fucking matter!
Second, it's totally wrong. Mamdani is a good looking dude. 😉
#USPOL

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2025-10-10 10:45:59

Nå. Så blev det ikke til Nobels fredspris til Trump i denne her omgang. #trump #USPol #nobelsFredspris

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 05:43:43

The Radical Left does not have the majority in Congress. In the Senate, Republicans have the majority. In the House of Representatives, Republicans have the majority. In Congress, Republicans have the majority. Republicans control all three branches of the federal government.
Spread it wide, loud, and clear.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-11 17:13:21

Violence is never a good answer. You don’t know what side of it you will be on.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by stone.cold.jane.austennn: 

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR 

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 14:22:22

This shooting has been the most 21st century-esque political assassination yet. "You are gay if you read this, LMAO" wrriten on bullets. What the hell.
#CharlieKirk #uspol

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-05 21:49:41

It's crazy how some of these gerrymandered districts look.
#Politics #USPol #USPolitics

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-07 14:15:11

Gosh, Nancy Pelosi is retiring so young! I hope she's saved up enough money for retirement.
#USPOL

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-10-04 06:00:37

The comedians in saudi arabia feels like a stupid stupid distraction and a way for people to feel morally superior in one of the most pointless ways possible
#uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-07 00:02:39

Irony - causing an Insurrection by making up an Insurrection
#trump #miller #uspol

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 14:42:49

The suspect of Charlie Kirk's shooting has been apprehended and his mugshot has been released. His name is Tyler Robinson.
#uspol

A white man with a wide forehead. Neutral facial expression. Looks to be in his mid 20s.
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-08 15:16:28

Because calling for one's political opponents to be incarcerated is a perfectly normal and healthy part of a liberal democracy. 🙃
#uspol

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:30:09

Dick Cheney is a good example of why rich people live so long. [ETA: Rich people in the US.]
If he'd just been a regular person, he likely would've died without a heart transplant, if not before from one of his many heart attacks.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-10 07:52:41

I’m in Chicago, first snowfall. Horrifyingly beautiful.
Beautiful because nature can be wonderful.
Horrifying because humans are too often not.
Nearby, there are federal prisoners in Broadview probably freezing to death tonight.
We each have our challenges, all are real.
May God’s mercy visit and comfort them.
And may His wrath visit their captors.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 22:18:05

Fuck Elon and his money! (I was really hoping for more good news this week.)
We absolutely need to destroy the value of every company that asshole is associated with.
#USPOL

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 06:01:23

Google, which is happy to answer all kinds of questions using their AI, seems to answer with a mix of non-committal results, a few current ones, and plenty outdated results for "who has the majority in the house" and similar questions.
Are you getting better results?
EDIT: I get reports from people that they get better results
#uspol

Three Google results, one highlighting a non-committal answer, and two stating that the Democrats have the majority in the House (since the results are outdated)
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 17:36:05

#economics #recession #USpol

screenshot of a post by Spencer Hakimian • @SpencerHakimian: 

This really has to be the dumbest recession in American history. 

All because 1 geriatric man is stubbornly holding onto universally debunked 1800s economic theories. 

Sep 5, 2025 • 5:13 PM UTC
@joe@toot.works
2025-10-05 12:49:36

The Trump administration sure is good at leaking their own plans for things.
"A senior White House official accidentally leaked details of plans to send an elite army unit to Portland, in the latest intelligence leak by the Trump administration."
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-07 15:01:20

Six US Surgeons General, Democratic and Republican—including one appointed by Trump is his first term—spoke out with one voice to condemn anti-science HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
#uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-06 16:18:12

#IVoted #NJ #USPol

Mercer County NJ elections dropbox
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:52:09

Pelosi will *not* seek re-election!? This week just keeps getting better…
#USPOL

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-13 14:01:28

#charliekirk

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 01:51:30

Bill Clinton, who was impeached for committing perjury about sex, may have committed a crime related to sex?
Wait, next are you gonna tell me water is wet?
Sex criminals should be prosecuted. Full stop.
#USpol

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 14:45:00

Re: E.g. that Riyadh show etc.
The way some of y'all are holding comedians to the moral standards that actual leaders should hold is *deeply* goofy.
That's not their job. Their job is to point at the absurdity so people can see it. The more they do that, the better.
#uspol #comedy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 05:00:40

Fallujah, Iraq is ~15sq mi (~25sq km) & had ~4,000 fighters US military and allies faced in 2nd Battle of Fallujah, one of fiercest fought by US this century.
Caracas Venezuela is ~300sq mi (~433sq km) & Venezuela has ~4.5 million militia now activated.
potus & kegseth must be stopped.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:25:43

I heard a comparison where someone said:
The Republicans rob you like a stick-up. They're brazen and open about.
The Democrats rob you like a pick-pocket. They're sneaky and you don't see it happen.
Damn...
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-12 06:45:11

Father Larry Dowling's account of leading a Eucharistic Procession to offer Holy Communion to those held by ice in Broadview, IL (near Chicago) and being barred from doing so.
"No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ."

Larry Dowling

I had…privilege…of leading…Eucharistic Procession… to…ICE Detention Center in Broadview…to pray…bring Holy Communion…to…men & women detained…under inhumane conditions. 

Over 1,000 Catholics…marched in peaceful prayer & song, facilitated by…Police Departments &…State Police. I cannot speak more highly of…public safety officers in providing us safe passage. 

Upon arrival…was…different…no ICE or Federal representatives…When requesting to talk w/…representative…over…phone, After…br…
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-09 23:02:40

US buys Argentine pesos, finalizes $20 billion currency swap
apnews.com/article/trump-besse

Dr Evil making finger quotes while sarcastically saying "America first".
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:15:59

A friend of mine, who I'm pretty sure is left-leaning (meaning, in the US at least, a Democrat) asked me:
"Isn't democratic socialism different from actual socialism?"
Ohhh, where do we begin! But the good thing is, people are asking these questions... Not just straight up condemning "socialism" because of the name.
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 21:14:56

ice moving still closer to taking anyone they feel like, including natural born Americans with no criminal histories or activities, and disappearing them. Them is you, me and everyone we have ever met.
“ICE has been under immense pressure to quickly increase the number of immigrants it is arresting, with less regard for whether they have any criminal histories.”
🧵 1/4
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-08 21:41:45

Feckless felonious fool claims he “took the freedom of speech away” when it comes to flag burning. That’s not how this works you sanctimonious prick.
#USpol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-09-30 20:30:03

#uspol

Generals and admirals at Hegseth's pointless "warrior ethos" meeting with the caption "This could have been an email"
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-07 00:29:50

The Pentagon is so clean on OPSEC that I’m learning National Guard in DC is canceling hotel reservations there to move to Chicago and Baltimore _from the protestors planning to meet them_.
#USpol #Chicago #Baltimore

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 12:24:44
Content warning: USPOL

Is Kamala Harris backing Mamdani just a way to sabotage Mamdani because people who like Mamdani probably do not like Harris?
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-06 02:13:04

In accordance with Sec. 2. (e) of Executive Order 14190, “Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling” as signed by potus on January 29, 2025, the U.S. Government will _not_ be "modifying a [Department]'s name," despite SecDef and potus' desires for the Department of Defense's “social transition.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 12:01:31
Content warning: USPOL

The only phrase that sums things up is "I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!"
I don't know how the experts I hear on NPR can talk after hearing a Trump audio clip that is clearing the ramblings of a madman and not call it out as such.
They somehow remain all serious and explain things clearly. How do they do it?
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-04 19:36:30

Turns out the greatest threat to Americans is American federal security forces.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-05 06:07:41

Pure fiction.
This senior adviser to potus can’t even see that Oregon’s 6,695 sworn police officers are less numerous than the FBI’s ~13,700 special agents.
Stephen Miller shouldn’t be trusted to advise on a coffee order, let alone government policy. He is out of touch with reality.
Sources in comment.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by Stephen Miller @StephenM: 

Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. 

(There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and i…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-03 23:59:18

He doesn't know what tariffs are or how they work, and how the Constitution works.
Great choice of leader Texas.
#USpol #TXpol #tariffs

Screenshot of a two post thread.

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX: 

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

MigratingCoconut @aheadwarp9: 

Replying to @GregAbbott_TX 

States cannot tariff each other.  Read the Constitution. Article 1, sections 9 and 10. 

Nov 3, 2025 · 11:04 PM UTC
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:16:06

Hardcore criminals? Like…say with 34 felony convictions?
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:01:50

Wait, could I have entered that competition? Like could space command be in my breakfast nook?
#USpol #SpaceCommand

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:23:55

He still doesn’t admit that import taxes (tariffs) are paid by Americans importing, not by other countries.
#USpol #TrumpTariffs #economy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-03 21:04:00

ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:32:33

President wants-to-gerrymander-the-gop-into-permanent-power says _Democrats_ cheat.
Every accusation really is a confession.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:13:24

114,000 schools in the United States.
Deploying a single National Guardsman costs ~$530/day.
Or ~$60 million a day, or for a 180 day school year more than $10 billion dollars.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-01 21:55:41

Sad Bovino.
A key figure in the unlawful ice violence and the disappearances of people, gregory bovino is sad.
🧵 1/2
#satire #USpol #ice

greogory bovino in a uniform with a customs and border patrol badge, looking thoughtfully sad, with a speech bubble above them reading, "Hurting people doesn’t make me feel better anymore."
Four men standing at a vice presidential press conference, in front of a blue vehicle, with a thought bubble above gregory bovino in uniform reading, "All this, and my mother still doesn’t love me."
U.S. Border Patrol agent gregory bovino holding a civilian’s arm, looking thoughtfully distraught, with a speech bubble reading, "I’ll never again reach the high I got the first time I violated someone, will I?"
gregory bovino in a U.S. Border Patrol uniform speaking at a dhs seal podium and a microphone, with an American flag in the background and a thought bubble reading, "Now the laxative decides to work?"
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 01:06:28

Watching Vlad Vexler discuss potus’ status:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:20:17

“That’s not this country, we have to do something.”
Breaking laws by deploying soldiers ain’t it.
Common sense gun control laws can be.
Breaking Posse Comitatus won’t solve underlying causes of crime.
And red states are more murdery than LA, DC and Chicago.
He’s grabbing power.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-01 00:34:27

Kinda weird it makes sense to make a graphic like this.
No idea what I should use it for.
Flyers to hand to soldiers?
#USpol #Chicago #law

United States Soldiers 

[icon of a stack of laws labeled “UCMJ” and “92,” heart icon, you icon] 

Article 92 Loves You 
Disobey Illegal Orders
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 23:56:52

The gop controls all three branches of government, if their government shuts down, then the gop are the one’s who shutdown their government.
#USpol #shutdown

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 16:05:11

“There is a fine line between vision and hallucination. People have to follow you for it to be a vision.” - Dr. Oz.
No, that is not in fact the difference you charlatan.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-29 20:25:12

The gop controls the House, Senate, and the White House. It is their government.
If the government shuts down or the government stays open, that is on the gop.
#USpol

control 

noun 1. the power to influence or direct people's behaviour or the course of events 

Example: the whole operation is under the control of a production manager 

[example synonyms] jurisdiction sway power authority command dominance
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-29 17:42:17

Watching Australian Senator Nick McKim describe the US slide into fascism:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-29 01:01:01

Vacationing at tax-payer expense has prepared Ohio’s least favorite son to assume the role of president of the United States according to him?
Dude, there’s a couch somewhere waiting for you to defile it. Get to it.
#USpol