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"…if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
Mueller Report, page 2
#USpol #law

vote counts not done but seems like Kat Abughazaleh doesn't have it. that sad!
#uspol

#uspol Early voting (midterms primary runoff) started at 7a this morning here. I showed up ~4 minutes later. Had my vote case (five different races) and was out the door four minutes later. I imagine actual election day won't be too bad but figured I'd get things done before heading to Tek so I wouldn't have to worry about coordinating things later.

Another long day at the polls yesterday. Arrived 5:50 am, left at 9:10 pm (polls open 7 to 7). 704 ballots cast at my precinct. Steady all day. I don’t think anyone waited more than 5 minutes to check in.
Unfortunately, GA is one of the very few states that requires runoffs in races where nobody got 50.0001% or more of votes in a given race, so we’ll do this all again in 4 weeks.
Still an important job and I’m happy to do my part.

#USPol #USpolitics #network1976
I'm not saying that the 1976 movie "Network" was prescient . . . but . . .

I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
#USPOL

I hereby declare the IRS, DOJ and all federal agencies can never investigate me, my family members and companies for any reason, in perpetuity.
I am hereby above the law forever.
You see how ridiculous that sounds when I say it? It remains just as ridiculous when the acting Attorney General says it.
The AG does not have the authority to declare that any more than you and I do.
#USpol

RE: #uspol

Nice job #newJersey
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That's good to hear! Hopefully prices will start to get better, now.
#Trump #Politics #USPol #Pol

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
#USpol #USPolitics #Shitpost

Harris lost because she took no stance on Malarkey. This is an indisputable fact. #shitpost #politics #uspol

Er det her i realiteten ikke en krigserklæring fra USA. De sŸger direkte at undergrave vores samfund. #USPol #EUPol #DKPol #krig

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Via @… on Bluesky
Nuclear experts undercut White House claims about Iran reactor at heart of case for war
#USpol #US #Iran

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
#uspol
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

Honest question: Has "assassinate the leader of a country and the populace will rise up and overthrow the government and setup a new more US-friendly government" EVER worked? I know we've tried it a bunch of times, but I'm pretty sure it has failed miserably every single time.
#uspol

I love dunking on Fascists as much as the next guy. But this whole “Wow look they can make the draft automatic but not voter registration huh?” pretty crucially misses that then draft registration process is entirely handled by the federal government, while elections are not (And that’s a good thing!).
#USPol

Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
#USpol #satire

Trump, in trying to impress Japan, likened his attack on Iran to Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. He is directly admitting that he's the bad guy.
#uspol

Watch: Trump compares attack on Iran to Pearl Harbor in meeting with Japanese PM
In a meeting with Japanese Prime Minister, US President Donald Trump was asked why he didn't inform allies about his plan to attack Iran.

I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

Can #uspol *stay* in the US please? Get a visa if you want to come out.

Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
#USpol #satire

Hvor længe skal der gå ? #deMagaFication #maga #trump #USPol

Is the US Heading for 'De-MAGA-ification' Like Postwar Germany's Denazification? Charlamagne Thinks So
Charlamagne thinks God predicts 'de-MAGA-ification' after Trump, comparing it to how Germany outlawed Nazism and prosecuted regime leaders.

Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
#DonaldTrump #USPol #Iran

School's Out. Campus Political Wars Are Just Beginning by How Is This Better? and More Perfect University
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LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
#USpol #satire

Today, tech people discovering what black voters already knew about Bernie Sanders
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #uspol

RE: #USpol #Iran

"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
#USpol

This will be very hard work.
#uspol

#USpol #kegsbreath

If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
#uspol

Can people quit bitching about gas prices while people are dying? Thanks. #pol #uspol #iran

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
#uspol

Should the Next Democrat Punish Red States? JVL Says... Maybe | The Next Level
great podcast if you want to feel super doomer.
#uspol

#USPol #USpolitics #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads

I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
#USPOL

#USpol #fifa

Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
#uspol

Just registered to #vote, don’t forget that if you want to vote this year yeah #uspol

JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. - The Washington Post
#USpol #Vance

The Trump administration announced it will suspend visa bond requirements for foreign visitors from World Cup-qualified countries who have purchased tickets for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Visitors will still face the real chance of being tortured and killed by ice or cbp because that’s what they do now.
#USpol

I'm still waiting for a gerrymandered district that is just one republican donor's house.
or maybe a representative can just represent themselves.
#uspol

The Names They Call Themselves
#uspol

The Names They Call Themselves
*Fascist* and *Nazi* weren’t slurs that were applied to the Italians and Germans by their political or military opponents. That’s what they called themselves. The job won’t be done, this era of madness will not end, until we make *the names Trump’s regime calls themselves* universally acknowledged slurs.

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
#USPOL

#USpol #UBI #UniversalBasicIncome

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Is there even a point to #voting in the upcoming election? I’ve lost any hope it could even marginally help at this point. #election #uspol

Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
#uspol

Regime change begins at home.
#uspol #IranWar

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lol at people pointing out that gas station signs can't go past $10.
#uspol

RE: #uspol

Back over $100
#uspol

Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

I'm so tired of winning.
#uspol

How well do your Congressional representatives align with the ACLU? They have a neat little summary:
#uspol

ACLU Congressional Scorecards
Find out if each member of the 119th Congress voted in line with ACLU positions and learn more about some of the bills that impact our civil liberties. Look up your elected officials by state or street address.

kegbreath is too drunk to realize he, himself, from fully public and open statements, is being quoted.
Remove him from office and ban him from future federal office, now.
#USpol #hegseth #hegsethPete

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
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😢
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AOC LIVE by UChicago Institute of Politics
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Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
#USpol

It seems the President of the United States is hitting on or trying to date (?) perhaps the President of China, and potus also believes that one must block the Strait of Hormuz in order to open it (big destroy-the-villiage-to-save-the-villiage energy here), and finally potus would rather hug things out but also might get violent and wants you to know that he is a violent man.
Rabies-like logic.
#USpol

Erika Kirk's Rise to Power by How Is This Better?
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😲😝
#USpol

I tracked the AI Money in politics by Phil Edwards
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

Wow things are going great.
#uspol

Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego

Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
#uspol

I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
#USpol

How am I doing? Well I just looked up how to pronounce eschatological, because for some reason I want to be able to describe American foreign policy accurately 😳😝
#USpol

The Book That Changed How I Think About Liberalism | The Ezra Klein Show
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#USpol #ballroom

What 4 generations of veterans think of Trump’s Iran War by How Is This Better?
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At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran

Cory Booker SOUNDS OFF on Trump, Outlines New Tax Plan for Dems by Pod Save America
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The F-15 Rescue: What Actually Happened and the Fallout Afterward by William Spaniel
#uspol

I need some people I don't like to vote with me the next few elections.
#uspol

Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
#USpol

The Liberal Order: Why the West Stopped Fighting Over Territory by Lines on Maps Extra
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US days from running low on interceptors, has no ability to evacuate citizens from Middle East because potus & kegsbreath failed to plan.
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @schakowsky.house.gov you rep me: impeach, remove, ban from office & prosecute. Not a penny more for this war.
#USpol

Opening up the straight is easy. We can't do it. But it's so easy!!
#uspol

Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2.
#USpol #math #maths

Why Does Hasan Piker Scare The Democrats? | Good Noticings
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Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
#USpol #BillOfRights

Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

If I’m a screenwriter writing this US full invasion of Cuba scenario: Cuba acquires 20–50 Shahed drones (from Iran, Russia, or Venezuela) and launches them in a saturated wave, succeeds in hitting Florida 90 miles away with at least one.
Hitting U.S. soil is huge escalation and shifts everything.
#USpol #Cuba

I’m so glad that the United States Navy and the IRGC are playing chicken in the Strait of Hormuz and not trying to sort things out like a bunch of sugared up 5 year olds. /s
https://houseofsaud.com/us-navy-hormuz-transit/

US Navy Crosses Hormuz for First Time Since Iran War Began
Two US destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz on April 11 while Vance-Ghalibaf talks opened in Islamabad. Iran claims they turned back. The US says otherwise.

Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛
#USpol #satire

The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury.
#satire #USpol #WHCD