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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 12:01:31
Content warning: USPOL

The only phrase that sums things up is "I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!"
I don't know how the experts I hear on NPR can talk after hearing a Trump audio clip that is clearing the ramblings of a madman and not call it out as such.
They somehow remain all serious and explain things clearly. How do they do it?
#USPOL

@profcarroll@federate.social
2025-10-22 14:22:04

Building a big bribe room to sell the country off for parts while the government is rapidly deconstructed into a legislatively induced coma #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-23 00:54:28

#USpol

A young child with a concerned expression looking at a TV screen showing a close-up of a frowning trump, with the text "MOMMY! It's the guy from Epstein's list!" overlaid.
@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2025-09-22 20:39:31

#UsPol #FreeSpeech #Kimmel
"Jimmy Kimmel will return to TV after highly criticized suspension"

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2025-10-22 04:39:32

Apropos of nothing… #uspol

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-22 08:40:40

"Trump administration ends government’s annual report on hunger in America"
There. Hunger problem solved. Next.
/s
#hunger #uspol #sarcasm

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-09-22 22:58:38

What an idiot. There is no "antifa" organization.
As I said before, "antifa" was what schools used to teach (since public schools were created) as good citizenship.
#trump #antifa #uspol

@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-08-22 19:46:25

This made my day.
#uspol

“I look extremely good in shorts.”

— President Trump, quoted by USA Today.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-24 00:04:47

#USpol

screenshot of a post by felipejohns1: 

He did what the bad guys on UA Flight 93 could not. 

[quote post] davidaugust: 

How many enemies dreamt of destroying the White House. How many soldiers wished they could flatten it. How many generals fantasized about razing the American People's house...

[link from AP apnews.com including preview image showing destroyed East Wing of the White House] 

White House East Wing demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction, A...
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-21 18:01:21

I think I need to clarify some shit for (white) liberals.
How many times have you wondered if someone you're talking to in an informant sent to entrap you? How many times have you or a friend of yours been hit by a car, intentionally? How many friends have been hit, or almost hit? Ever been stabbed? Know anyone who has? Has the FBI ever knocked on a friend's door? Have police ever kicked down your door? Have you ever been arrested? Pepper sprayed? Does the sound or smell or blast balls give you flashbacks? Do you ever wonder what all the CS exposure is doing to your body? How many times have you been shot or shot at? Do you wonder every day if this is the day they'll come to kill you? Would anyone in your social circle answer these questions differently?
When you vote, you risk nothing (big asterisk, but if I'm talking to you then it doesn't apply to you). What you get out of voting is exactly what you put into it. Direct action is the same.
If you aren't worried about someone murdering you, then you probably aren't actually threatening the system. That's the difference between voting, and doing something useful. If they had to murder all the liberals in order to keep going, fascism would end. If they're only murdering radicals and marginalized people, then you're just like all the "good Germans" who hated Hitler but did essentially nothing.
It's already that bad for some people. How much are you willing to risk? How many people are you willing to sacrifice for your comfort? These are the questions we're all thinking about every time you tell us to vote.
(I'm tagging this #USPol so it's easy for folks to filter out if they're already well acquaintaned with the horror. I'm not CW, because USPol is just expected to be triggering.)

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2025-10-22 15:13:34

This "executive order" system simply has to be removed from the US political system. Why is it even a thing? It's clearly not democratic...
#UsPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-21 21:25:37

"Jack Ciattarelli has been running for governor since Mikie was in high school"
- Sean Higins
#NewJersey #uspol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-21 03:36:01

It's always the ones you most expect.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-23 01:33:45

Don’t worry everybody, just take Panadol.
#USpol #Tylenol

screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for Paracetamol:   Paracetamol   Paracetamol, or acetaminophen, is a non-opioid analgesic and antipyretic agent used to treat fever and mild to moderate pain. It is a widely available over-the-counter drug sold under various brand names, including Tylenol and Panadol.   [molecular diagram and imagery of Paracetamol]
@davej@dice.camp
2025-09-19 07:00:32
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump, Kimmel

“Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that's possible.”
Fine. Make *him* VP then.
So, do you think Trump and Prince Andrew casually reminisced over breakfast about children they'd raped?
#uspol #Trump

Post on Truth Social from Donald Trump:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • 38s

Great News for America: The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done. Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that's possible. That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!!
President DJT
@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-08-19 08:04:51
Content warning: Nicole Collier / Texas coercion (USPol)

Glaring coercion, principled refusal. Not much surprises me out of the US currently, but this did.
"House Speaker Dustin Burrows (R) said that Democrats who left the state would only be allowed to leave the chamber on Monday if they signed an agreement to be accompanied by an escort from the Texas Department of Public Safety."
Rep Nicole Chandler declined to sign the agreement, and "NBC News correspondent Ryan Chandler reported that Collier was "locked into the House chamber" because she refused to sign the document."
"In my heart I don't feel compelled to sign it"
"I'll just sit here, I don't know… I guess I'll wait til Wednesday."
!
This is the kind of integrity we need. Immense respect to her.
#NicoleCollier #Texas #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-24 00:06:31

We got ourselves an ol' fashioned cole war a comin'!
Deputy Prime Minister, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Poland:
#USpol #POpol #RUpol

screen shot a a post by Radostaw Sikorski @sikorskiradek: 

Roger that. 

[quoted post]
The Bulwark @BulwarkOnlinez: 

Reporter: "Do you think that NATO countries should shoot down Russian aircraft if they enter their airspace?" 

Trump: "Yes, I do." 

Reporter: "Would the United States help them out in some way?" 

Trump: "Depends on the circumstance, but we're very strong toward NATO." 

Still of reporter and potus talking] 

Sep 23, 2025 • 6:21 PM UTC
2 frame still from Family Guy. 

Frame 1: Peter Griffin, labeled Poland, holds a shotgun as Meg, labeled NATO, pleads with him, “Poland, put that gun away!” 

Frame 2: Peter Griffin, labeled Poland and holding the shotgun, says, “I just wanna talk to Russia.”
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-23 04:26:56

Not good.
#USpol

Classic “Intel Inside” logo, but instead it says, “MAGA Inside.”
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-08-21 21:10:05

Everybody in a blue state needs to watch this
#USpol #BlueWall #trifecta

@mapcar@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-19 17:18:56

The hypocrisy of the right is off the charts.
#uspol
(gift article)
nytimes.co…

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2025-09-18 11:44:17

I'm amused by the inclusion of 'You Can’t Always Get What You Want ' in the set of music played at the Trump/Royal banquet (I think in an orchestral arrangement)
#ukpol / #uspol

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-10-18 18:28:37

I count well over 100 people out protesting in my small, relatively conservative town of Battle Ground, Washington.
So proud of everyone.
Edit: Revised count, I think approximately 250.
#USPol #NoKings

@crell@phpc.social
2025-10-16 14:05:20

Regime Change begins at home.
#uspol

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-08-16 20:28:20

If I got this right with the summit the main accomplishment of Trump against Putin is to keep Alaska (for now).
#pol #uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-19 14:37:00

When will Bigbird be stopped?!!
#uspol

Brandan Carr saying: “Bigbird is a SICKO for suggesting he is taller then Trump and action will be taken!”
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-08-20 00:43:26

#uspol

Satirical cover of the book entitled The Art of the Deal, except by Neville Chamberlain instead of Donald Trump
@jswright61@ruby.social
2025-08-20 10:06:07

Dear Democratic National Committee. I pledge to send you $100 on the last day of each month. I will reduce that amount by $1 for every unsolicited communication (text, email, phone call, voice mail, physical mail piece) I receive from a left leaning candidate, cause, or PAC requesting a donation.
Although I am pledging up to $1,200 for the next year, I suspect my total donation under this pledge will be between $0 and $60.

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-15 12:16:39

Once Trump finishes his chat with Putin, can he get back to the Epstein list?
#Trump #USPol #USPolitics

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-21 18:21:58

#NoKings #USpol

2 post thread: 

Post 1: John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl: 

Does this "No Kings" messaging make a lick of sense to anyone outside the far left?

Post 2: Heath Mayo @ HeathMayo: 

The 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence, for starters.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-19 07:31:13

We're all really used to an FBI that is incredibly evil, but generally pretty competent. They have no problem using child sex offenders to infiltrate groups of clowns. They have no problem trying to convince civil rights leaders to commit suicide. They have no problem with sowing confusion within leftists groups and trying to get them to kill each other. They've always been radically anti-left, but they've also always been competent.
Fabricating evidence in a really obvious way would always have been off the table because they wouldn't be willing to throw a case. But those competent people have been pushed out of the FBI. It's now Kash Patel's clown show. It serves the whims of the regime above all else. It will sacrifice decades of hard built trust for a quick win, because no one involved is competent enough to understand the consequences of such actions.
In the past, they may have used torture to elicit a confession. They may have entrapped people. They could have deleted exonerating evidence, but they would probably not have just completely manufactured obviously fake evidence just to forward the regime's narrative. I don't think that we've seen anything like this, at the very least in our lifetimes.
We have to foster a new level of skepticism, far beyond what we have been used to... and this is especially true of Liberals, who still don't understand the level of corruption and incompetence in local law enforcement today.
#USPol #CharlieKirk

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-08-19 11:22:35
Content warning: tuberculosis/neglect, USA

47's government being a menace to the whole world again. Tuberculosis in prisons means tuberculosis everywhere.
"Detainees have tested positive for tuberculosis at the Anchorage Correctional Complex in Alaska and Adelanto ICE Processing Center in California, according to news reports. ...
"Tuberculosis thrives in carceral settings of all kinds. It spreads through the air when an infected person coughs, sneezes, or spits, and it only takes a few droplets to sicken someone. ...
"Almost everyone who contracts it needs treatment to survive, and those who do may live with lungs so damaged they struggle to breathe. ...
"Anyone in ICE custody with symptoms suggestive of tuberculosis is supposed to be placed into an airborne infection isolation room with negative pressure ventilation ...
"But ICE detention facilities don’t necessarily have such rooms ... The typical solitary cell does not use negative pressure, detention and medical researchers said. ...
"Experts expect the situation to get much worse in the months ahead. That’s because Trump’s drive to deport one million people hasn’t yet coincided with the height of flu season, or the GOP’s recent cuts to the health care system, or its exclusion of undocumented immigrants from several social programs."
- Whitney Curry Wimbish, The American Prospect
#tuberculosis #USA #USPol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2025-10-15 05:28:55

Hvis man Ÿnsker at vide, hvordan Nazityskland kunne udvikle sig som det gjorde i 1930'erne, kan man bare kigge på USA i dag. Og samtidig spŸrge sig selv, hvorfor amerikanerne ikke i stŸrre stil siger fra, ligesom man efter anden verdenskrig spurgte, hvorfor tyskerne ikke tidligere stoppede vanviddet. #USPol #naziTyskland

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-15 03:27:16

US ethnic cleansing and what to do about it
Reposting link to source article instead of screenshot of tweet that had no alt text:
Data on arrests shows that ICE was heavily engaged in racial profiling in LA, because their arrest numbers fell by ~66% after that were ordered to stop making arrests based just in factors like skin color, with place, or language spoken.
#ICE #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-21 17:23:39

#limerick #satire #USpol

Donny J had to put on his pants,
To go to the inaugural dance.
He pulled up with a sigh,
And yanked on the fly;
Someone please call an ambulance. 

davidaugust.com
@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-09-06 19:26:17

I’m going to admit that that “Chipocalypse” post freaked me out considerably. I wonder if history will see it as a turning point in America’s extended democratic crisis? Because to this Canadian looking across the border at the USA, it has that feeling.
#USpol

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-23 08:38:53

"I’m not looking for money. I’d give it to charity or something.”
Yup, most of it will go to "something" and to "charities" which are actually "something". Plus the tax break from giving to "charities".
Daylight robbery.
#USA #uspol #DOJ #corruption

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 05:39:50

We got 'em!
#uspol

The New York Times

Opinion

Guest Essay

Kathy Hochul: Why I Am Endorsing Zohran Mamdani

Sept. 14, 2025
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-18 02:56:52

Literally screaming
#uspol

Ai image of Gavin newsom with a bunk of right wing cooks laying hands in him in a prayer like the bullshit trump posts
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-21 17:59:16

European rulers in part saw Crusades as how to remove troublesome or ambitious warriors from Europe, reducing threats to their authority.
Starting wars in Venezuela, Afghanistan or the other dozen places potus suggested/threatened, might serve comparable purpose.
Let’s thwart him anyway.
#USpol

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-09-10 06:07:09

Want to complain about #Rx requirements for a #COVID booster in the US? #uspol
You have until September 13 to submit a written comment to the

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-18 09:57:48

Liberals: You have a choice. When Trump comes for you, you can buckle and comply or you can radicalize and fight harder. Decide now what you're going to do, because a lot of us will die if you decide to save yourself.
We will win in the end, with or without you. But, if you survive, you will always know which choice you made and you will have to live with it.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-22 23:51:22

If all of bordering states followed illegal orders from potus to invade Chicago, it’d be:
~45,000 invaders vs. ~32,000 defenders.
(Indiana, Iowa, Missouri and Wisconsin National Guard against Illinois National Guard, State Police, Chicago Police, County Sheriffs)
Plus, it would take more than 53,000 soldiers to even begin to think one could hold Chicago (population ~2.6 million).
#USpol

A bar chart titled "Troop Density Ratios for Occupation/Counterinsurgency (per 1,000 residents)" comparing troop densities for various military doctrines and historical operations, with a highlighted U.S. doctrinal benchmark.
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-17 21:16:59

#uspol

Cartoon depicting "Kristi Noem's All New TSA Checkpoint" with a TSA agent asking travelers, "Identification...destination... political affiliation..."
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-12 14:57:55

Is "hoping someone gets the death penalty" classified as political violence?
#USPOL

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-17 19:20:45

Discuss: The pros of having a conman president.
#uspol #discussion

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-18 12:56:54

So, what exactly is the “New Right?” | The Gray Area
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-17 14:59:44

What would win the next US election?
#USPol #Shitpost
An anthropomorphic guillotine
Barnaby Jones's last single
3:22 of silence from The Offspring
The WKUK "it's illegal to say" sketch

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-17 17:11:43
Content warning: US right-wing violence, 2 insightful threads on Fedi

"these guys grew up ... surrounded by guns at home and guns in the media, indoctrinated with the idea that the fastest, most masculine way to solve a problem is by shooting it."
#USPol #violence #CharlieKirk

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-12 13:48:23

Every time Kash Patel is on TV (usually while standing next to Whiskey Pete, behind Trump), he looks like his mushrooms just kicked in. What the hell is up with that?
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-06 12:03:02

Uspol
"We're not redrawing the districts to discriminate based on race, we're drawing them to favor our own party," is such an interesting thing to say out loud. On the one hand, pretense of democratic norms is completely gone; says a lot about where the country is headed. On the other hand, the need to maintain a pretense of non-racism persists? That's probably better than them feeling comfortable to go full mask-off about white supremacy. They're already flaunting breaking a lot of laws, so I wonder whether the legal or social-norms aspects of coming out as explicitly racist matter more to them here.
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-18 01:47:01

Just a normal government employee
#uspol

brendan carr saying “If ABC doesn’t star airing Mork and Mindy reruns I will revoke their license!”
@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-08-15 00:00:04

Free, no paywall
#uspol
Trump Has a New Definition of Human Rights
The Trump administration has made U.S. human-rights reports favorably evaluate countries the president likes, @anneapplebaum writes. Now the State Department portrays “Germany as more oppressive than El Salvador”:

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-18 07:48:35

I'm gonna bump this again since it's relevant to #NoKingsDay
#USpol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-08-15 21:12:56

#uspol

Cartoon of two National Guardsmen in DC. One says, "My orders are to make the homeless disappear. Yours?" The other replies, "The Epstein headlines."
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-17 05:11:27

"The purpose Bolton stated of creating a group chat in which he would later share his notes...was “For Diary in the future!!!”
I believe the only/big reason #Bolton joined Trump admin was to write a book, I mean "diary", and he gathered info for that from Day 1.
#uspol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-11 14:56:21
Content warning: USPol, categories of violence

Great comment from @…, about the visibility of _some_ violence and the taken-for-granted background of _other_ violence.
#USPol #CharlieKirk

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-20 00:18:10

Won 5 Emmys for Andor, a series about autocratic breakthrough and fascism. Then greenlights turning the entire company into the theme park ride. 🤦‍♂️
#iger #USpol #BoycottDisneyABC

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-18 17:09:44

I keep saying the same thing over and over with my kids: you don't make decisions with your voice, you make them with your body.
"I want to go to the park."
"Ok, put your shoes on."
"I want to go on my play date."
"Put on a jacket and get in the bike."
"I don't want to be late to school."
"I don't control time, if you don't want to be late you have to brush your teeth."
There's a fundamental truth underlying this concept though, one that I hadn't really thought about. On some level, I feel as though, any choice you can't make with your body isn't a real choice. If you're begging someone to do something for you, it's ultimately not something you control.
As I'm compelled, by threat of violence against my family, to pay for war against my comrades and to kill people I don't even know, I think about that. How far is our concept of freedom from the police state we are taught to imagine as the global beacon of liberty. My participation in the violence had always been compulsory.
Perhaps we could do better than just #NoKings.
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-18 00:34:21

Campaign Stream #10: Playing Stray / Face Hurts⭐⭐ !donate !discord by Kat Abughazaleh
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-19 15:24:58

After the introduction in Dutch, it is Lubach with what’s next for disney.
#USpol

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-11 23:18:58

I know that deploying the national guard and the FBI to DC is just the orange dipshit's pathetic attempt to get his followers to stop talking about him being in the Epstein files, but it's still a very bad situation.
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-19 21:54:50

Former Disney CEO thinks Disney and ABC messed up.
Because they did.
source: #USpol

Screenshot of a post by Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner: 

Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation.  Maybe the Constitution should hav…
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-17 02:27:52

Meet Robby Roadsteamer, The Man Who Trolled ICE by The Bulwark
#uspol

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-23 08:24:47

List of donors for White House ballroom:
BTW the cost estimate went from $200M to $300M. I suppose it will keep going up as "more donors come forward".
#USA #uspol #WhiteHouse #ballroom #waste #corruption

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-18 17:51:14

President sundowning-at-1-pm was asked for his license plate to vote?
Did he mean a valet in 1993 asked for his plate? Because no American politcal election in almost 250 years has asked anyone for their license plate.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-16 15:31:14

Putin and Trump Meet: Everything That Did and Did Not Happen in Alaska by William Spaniel
#uspol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-10-22 08:46:48
Content warning: privacy laws, back doors & remote bricking risks

Good points well made by @…:
"It's well past time for a post-American internet. Every device and every service should be designed so that the people who use them have the final say over how they work. Manufacturers' back doors and digital locks that prevent us from updating our devices with software of our choosing were never a good idea. Today, they're a catastrophe. ...
"For the rest of the world to escape dictators' demands, they will have to accelerate their independence from American tech – not just Russian gas. A post-American internet starts with abandoning the laws that give US companies – and therefore Trump – a veto over how your technology works."
#tech #privacy #law #USPol #Apple #Google

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-19 00:54:47

Added 3 new nicknames to my @… bot that posts a nickname for potus every hour.
It's very handy when writing something and wanting to use something other than his name.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-15 10:32:50

People keep trying to point to an event where the "right/left" political violence thing got out of hand. You cannot point to anywhere in US history where the right hasn't been murdering leftists. It has never happened.
They've been talking about civil war since they lost the last one, and most of US politics before that was just trying to prevent the first one.
There isn't a wave of right/left violence. Right wing violence has just gone unchecked for so long, and been so accepted, that now they're killing each other regularly. The Trump assassination attempts were all from the right. #CharlieKirk was killed by another fascist for not being fascist enough.
Fascists have so completely taken over that they see each other as legitimate targets because they've run out of "leftists" worth murdering. That's the story. That's what people can't wrap their heads around.
Everyone is worried about the right wing response, worries about right wing escalation, but they called for civil war over the cracker barrel logo. They're already maxing out their base. All the proud boys and other Nazis are already hired by ICE. They're also already going as hard as they can. They don't need any excuses. They have total control of everything. This bumbling mess is *the best they can do.* They call for civil war every few days.
We're not seeing a war between the left and the right. We're seeing a war between the right and the far right, where both side opportunistically punch left when they can and liberals help them justify their actions.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-17 20:15:11

His name was Silverio Villegas Gonzšlez.
#USpol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-10-06 05:40:04
Content warning: USPol, good summary

@… lays out the gap between (a) Democrats' collective fantasies of "the next election" and (b) what's actually happening.
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-15 20:48:53

Rachel Maddow: Trump’s Alaska Summit With Putin Is an ‘Abject Humiliation’ | Pivot
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-17 19:30:15

Did you know that "James David Vance" is an anagram for "adds caveman jive?"
Well, now you do.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-15 20:50:35

I keep coming back to the mirror dualities of the oppressed and oppressor under authoritarianism.
The oppressed is portrayed as both weak and godlike. The stereotypes are always some variation on sloth and incompetence, but yet somehow also a menace capable of destroying the "pure" society. To use the most relevant current example, Antifa being both little femme soy boys who would always get beat up by "real men" while also being an international terrorist organization on the brink of overthrowing the US government, the unarmed presence of whom makes the heavily armed agents of ICE flee for their lives. Antifa is both having absolutely no impact on ICE, and also having such an impact on ICE that the military needs to come in to protect them. The contradiction is obvious but never seems to occur to those who hold both to be true at the same time.
But few talk about the duality of the oppressor. The sovereign throughout history has always been both a ruler above the law, sometimes even the representative or incarnation of a divine force. Yet, this same superhuman/god-man is also a baby who needs constant care. This is absolutely a through line from the very earliest records of sovereign cults to modern cult leaders, CEOs, and Trump today. Power, for these people, is expressed both as the ability to force others to enact their will and in the ability to compel others to care for them. Can any of these "men" cook? Can they fix anything themselves? They are driven everywhere, cooked for all the time, constantly protected from danger. Kings are still dressed, at least for rituals. I could dissect masculinity here, but that's a whole thing.
It is as though the drive to care for our children, who must be taught to behave within acceptable norms, is hijacked by "leaders" who demand our care and attention... even at the expense of our literal children. And recently we've seen some of those very CEOs, with LLMs and return to office demands, show that their judgment is also little better than children, making decisions while pretending to understand a subject.
The oppressed are portrayed as both god-like and impotent and are, in fact, neither. Meanwhile the rulers portray themselves only as invulnerable and are, in fact, childish in their ability to survive without constant support. Their greatest fear from the collapse of society is figuring out how to make sure people keep taking care of them.
It just keeps rattling around in my head.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-18 00:32:03

Presidential lesson number 7582: don’t let folks who might know about crimes you’ve committed “die by suicide” while in custody because then their ghost will continue to pursue you and is immortal.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-17 02:36:31

“I’m so sorry for involving you by texting you but have no other reason to text you but to create a paper trail of my confession to you that makes no sense and serves no goal I could possibly have.”
Bondi and Patel are not good at things.
#USpol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-03 05:56:43
Content warning: USPol speculation

Seeing rumours that 47 has had some kind of health glitch.
Suppose 47 dies, I don't reckon Vance would be any better. Different style, but a lot of the same people running things in the background anyway.
#USPol #Trump #Vance

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-17 02:31:19

“I’m so sorry for involving you by texting you but have no other reason to text you but to create a paper trail of my confession to you that makes no sense and serves no goal I could possibly have.”
Bondi and Patel are not good at things.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-12 11:55:40

Would you vote for Stephen Colbert in a presidential primary?
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-18 02:10:56

So...comedy is illegal again?
#FreedomOfSpeech #Kimmel #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-17 04:46:13

So in January 2028, when potus refuses to leave and tries deploying DC, SC, OH and WV National Guard to hold DC, will NY, MD, VA, DE, NJ and PA National Guards have enough forces to counter, or do other states need to build a naval guard elements to retake the capital from the water?
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-13 02:29:11

If you want to watch a petty video about terrible republicans I have the video for you.
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-08-11 11:54:11

So #Trump shut down trade with the rest of the world, then deported or otherwise forced out almost all of the people who harvest things grown in the US, and I'm just wondering if anyone else is trying to figure out where the food is going to come from.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-16 19:47:49

Trump keeps praising dictators.
At this rate, I half expect him to give Stalin a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. 🤦‍♂️
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-16 01:12:32

Int. military base, Anchorage, Alaska - day
Former KGB agent winces as he imagines meeting with the 34 time felon. It’s the obsequiousness and the overuse of pancake makeup, tacky. But you don’t always get to choose who you’re handling, and this asset was well placed; insanely well placed.
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-09 01:13:13

I just assume Putin will trick Trump into giving Alaska back.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-19 21:43:57

Wrote some stuff about what's happening. It's a little dark, I'm a little exhausted. I hope you enjoy it and subscribe.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-13 22:48:27

#USpol

screenshot of a post by America's Lounge Singer @krang.bsky.social: 

no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird 

January 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-14 17:41:44

An older video that still has relevance today:
#USpol #radicalization

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-13 22:07:36

A lot of people seem unaware of who charlie kirk was in fact, not just fantasy.
Perhaps this can help.
Murder is bad, and violence is never a good answer.
(sources follow in comment)
#USpol #kirk

Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamon... @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
-Gay people should be stoned to death
-Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane
-Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband
-No one should be allowed to retire
-Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states
-British Colon…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-12 22:36:19

The crime rate in DC is lower than at any other time in the last 30 years, but with potus ordering federal agents and U.S. military into DC, he is committing crimes and directing them to do so.
#USpol #DC #FreeDC

screenshot of a post by pictures.of.sue: 

Hi, German here 

We remember that Adolf acted from within against his own citizens. 

The alarm bells are ringing so loudly, open the window, you can hear me! 

[screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump • 7h 

LIBERATION DAY IN D.C. WE ARE TAKING OUR CAPITAL BACK!!! 

Munich, Germany
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-11 17:13:21

Violence is never a good answer. You don’t know what side of it you will be on.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by stone.cold.jane.austennn: 

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR 

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-12 02:06:16

$27.7 billion budget and they didn’t spring for run-flats.
Honestly, it’s really good that they’re not good at what they do.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-10 03:18:44

Did you know that this president had sex, repeatedly, forcibly, with an underage girl who worked on his property?
That means he is known to have committed sex crimes, against a child, but it somehow doesn’t tarnish his popularity.
It was Thomas Jefferson, who else?
#USpol #epstein

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 17:36:05

#economics #recession #USpol

screenshot of a post by Spencer Hakimian • @SpencerHakimian: 

This really has to be the dumbest recession in American history. 

All because 1 geriatric man is stubbornly holding onto universally debunked 1800s economic theories. 

Sep 5, 2025 • 5:13 PM UTC
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 05:00:40

Fallujah, Iraq is ~15sq mi (~25sq km) & had ~4,000 fighters US military and allies faced in 2nd Battle of Fallujah, one of fiercest fought by US this century.
Caracas Venezuela is ~300sq mi (~433sq km) & Venezuela has ~4.5 million militia now activated.
potus & kegseth must be stopped.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 21:14:56

ice moving still closer to taking anyone they feel like, including natural born Americans with no criminal histories or activities, and disappearing them. Them is you, me and everyone we have ever met.
“ICE has been under immense pressure to quickly increase the number of immigrants it is arresting, with less regard for whether they have any criminal histories.”
🧵 1/4
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 01:51:30

Bill Clinton, who was impeached for committing perjury about sex, may have committed a crime related to sex?
Wait, next are you gonna tell me water is wet?
Sex criminals should be prosecuted. Full stop.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-06 17:55:39

#USpol

screenshot of a post by Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie:   A meme featuring two panels with captions.   In the top panel, there is a scene from a movie showing a driver looking shocked inside a vehicle; caption reads: "Democrats leaving Texas to protect their district."  In the bottom panel, there is an image of speaker of the house johnson driving the other way, looking out from a vehicle; caption reads: "Republicans leaving D.C. to protect the Epstein files."  Aug 6, 2025 1:54pm UTC
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-08 21:41:45

Feckless felonious fool claims he “took the freedom of speech away” when it comes to flag burning. That’s not how this works you sanctimonious prick.
#USpol