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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 12:23:22

Morning insomnia, and reading another person's account of that day, led me to write this:
25th Anniversary of 9-11
#USpol

@simplicator@federate.social
2026-10-09 22:59:43

Excellent tool for finding out what D-leaning endorsements there are for candidates & measures on your ballot #USPol bluevoterguide.org/

@davej@dice.camp
2026-10-06 18:21:24
Content warning: CW: uspol.

Arguably, financing and inciting a mob to forcibly seize Congress may also be construed as treason. It’s a controversial take, apparently, but I’m just putting it out there. #uspol beige.party/@Lana/117391323941

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 00:17:19

I am watching the live kick off for No King’s Vote Early event on October 17th:
#NoKings

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-09-09 12:42:47

My new text auto response:
Sorry, I have missed your text. I am currently receiving hourly text messages from all 50 states from campaigns I have never heard of. I will be able to receive new messages around the third week of November. Regards.
😁
#uspol
#textspam…

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-08 17:37:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 18:35:57

Report from Valders, a village in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, population 950: Two Hong signs spotted.
Not a lot but hey, it's a small-town in a red/rural part of the state.
#USPOL #Wisconsin

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-12 03:59:45

#USPol #Trump #Decoy
Every major adversary knew exactly which plan Trump was on. Do you think he's smart enough to use Airplane mode?
He wouldn't let the Secret Service near his phone in term 1, he ain't starting it now.
Stingrays popped up near the WH during the first term, guarantee they're running anywhere he's publicly visiting.

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-05 14:26:46

Tell the Senate to reject ID checks!
#uspol #StupidIdeas

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-10-06 15:08:29

I never want to hear about how liberals hate America ever again.
#uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-07 02:22:35

I am actually the trans person who’s behind the gas prices. I will not apologize. Fuck you. #shitpost #uspol

@joe@toot.works
2026-07-12 11:03:58

Lindsey Graham died? From what? Wasn't he just touring plants in Ukraine?
"passed away from a brief and sudden illness"
#LindseyGraham #USPolitics #USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-08 18:43:21

SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! 😢🤬😡🖕. Made me cry. You have NO FUCKING soul to treat humans this way! My heart is broken.
#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-08 14:24:03

Locals must stop ice.
#USpol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-07-25 20:17:49
Content warning: uspol: Buttigieg Fox interview

I’ve never seen Pete Buttigieg crash on these Fox News appearances. And here’s another successful interview. 🔥
#uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-09-03 12:01:55

Det er klart. Man må forstå at "Det er en venstreorienteret, anti-amerikansk operation, siger han.". Det har overhovedet ikke noget at gŸre med USA's retorik. #USPol #grønland #trump

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-02 15:08:48

Great quote
"Fascism is a regime under which everything not prohibited is compulsory."
#fascism #uspol #history

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 12:27:30

Me, a Hong supporter: “If Hong doesn’t win I will support whoever the Democratic primary winner is in the general election.”
Anti-Hong Democrat: “If Hong wins I’m not going to vote in the general election.”
Thanks, Asshole. What happened to your “vote blue no matter who” motto from past elections?
#uspol

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-28 11:39:16

Small changes can switch a word into its opposite, e.g. “Triumph” and “Trump”.
#pol #uspol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-10-09 17:13:06

So, that execution livestream Trump wants violates the terms of every platform that will carry it:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-06 23:25:38

Since there are no other ballroom/military complexes in the world, it is at once, unavoidably, the best and the worst one.
#USpol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-08-22 20:37:50

What a bit of writing… Custer of the Club Sandwich. #uspol

Carney is a central banker by trade and a goalie by formation, and both jobs are the same job: stay calm, watch the play develop, and price time better than the bloke skating at you. He has priced Trump’s remaining time and found it cheaper than servo sushi.  The US midterms land on November 3, ten short weeks from tonight, and every one of those weeks bleeds a little more leverage out of the White House. Trump’s approval is circling the drain like the last chunk from a grogan in a caravan park…
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-06 20:19:51

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
'COWARD...PIECE OF S***': De Niro and Hollywood stars publicly FLAME Tru...

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-09-15 22:43:34

The eligible hiring pool at the FBI must be getting really small...or freaky.
#USPol

Screenshot of a bearded man in a dark suit and pink tie speaking at a microphone with both hands raised, with headline text reading "Kash Patel defends changes in FBI hiring policy regarding bestiality – video."
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-09-09 07:04:48

Like a lot of other folks, I'll be trying to figure out how to move some #noblogs content somewhere else.
In all the frenzy, we've talked about how the left is being targeted. That's true, but it's also important to understand exactly how they got away with attacking A/I...
#USPol

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-07-12 18:49:41
Content warning:

#uspol

Post from Donald Trump on 21 March 2026: “[Redacted] just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-09-10 01:25:29

#USPol #Trump #Insane
Now rumors are that Trump will make some 'deal' with Xi and China to allow Chinese EVs to be sold in the US.
Wonder what the over/under on how many times he nixes and then begs to redo it before the Nov Election
electrek.co/2026/09/09/slotkin

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-26 11:47:05
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol #Trump

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-29 18:01:27

The best summary of Trump's trade policies I've ever seen.
#uspol #tarrifs

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:59:10

Do I add “Hair Dye in Chief” to my @… list of potus nicknames?
#USpol #satire #comedy

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-06 20:12:40

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Trump’s Billionaire Buddies Have Some Explaining to Do

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:44:51

Not for nothing, but Pickaxe Mountain sounds like a cowboy Old West place named by a pirate.
#Iran #USpol #war

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-07 15:29:59

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Rules and Laws - Outside My Front Door

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-03 16:15:18

Wow, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin almost got Ron Browned!
#uspol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 10:20:02

Bunker Boy
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-03 14:57:51

Just rename all 50 states “America” #shitpost #uspol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-11 15:28:54

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #ICEOut #USPol

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@davej@dice.camp
2026-09-29 02:39:21

Honestly, I can't wait for the US midterms. Hopefully, I can thereafter make it through a whole YouTube video without Bradley Whitford’s tired-arse face imploring me to vote in some other country’s election. #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-04 02:58:12

Mitch McConnell’s staff killed him with their bare hands and has been covering it up.
If it is revealed in the next 3 weeks that he has “recently” died, that is basically a confession, right? They did it. All of them. Together.
They produce him, live, interactive, on camera in the next 12 hours, or their guilt is certain, right?
Death fraud cuts multiple ways…
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-05 16:44:14

These are great! "He fucked it up" #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
These Videos HUMILIATING Trump Are Going Viral And They're Amazing…

@crell@phpc.social
2026-09-19 06:38:17

The midterm elections, by the Hamilton cast.
#uspol #democracy

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-01 16:13:58

Actually real. Insane, and real.
We did know he wants to f*ck up voting.
😲😬🤦‍♂️
source: #USpol

screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • July 27, 2026, 9:01 AM 

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Actor, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a [HIGHLIGHTING STARTS] full and deep throated [HIGHLIGHTING ENDS] SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, and the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 13:20:04

Nelson Tandela
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-17 23:09:32

It's September 17th, which is Constitution Day in the US. So remember, the Constitution may not be perfect, but it's better than what we have now!
#USPol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-14 08:00:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

Nicely done. Very nicely done.
Midnight Oil Productions’ “Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool”: #uspol #Trump

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 17:43:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 00:56:07

I think the most eloquent description of Donald Trump comes from from Lazy Bedhead, who described him as “a lolcow” #trump #pol #uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-07-17 14:38:04

I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning.
#ClimateChange #canpol #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-28 05:14:51

#USpol #LakeOntario

screenshot of a post by @erinpatricia78 > [tagged] LakeOntario 

In response Canada has announced that they are renaming Lake Huron to Lake Hu'reonthepsteinlist
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 19:39:23

Just left the grocery (ohhhh.. that word!) store. $200 didn't get a lot of groceries (again, that word!). #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 11:20:03

Blobby Jones
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-15 03:12:11

It's always the ones you most expect.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-27 01:43:13

#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-12 13:20:04

Donorrhea
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-31 18:06:37

Lol. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 21:29:19

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 00:27:54

So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 20:20:05

Liger Woods
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-24 18:16:50

Yeah, seems like that's what tech companies are doing, so far:
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 08:20:04

Gropey the Clown
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-24 00:35:05

RE: #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-22 14:22:30

#maha #USpol #health

[over a photo, that's had its colors skewed purple, of RFK Jr.] 

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr. and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation: 

• Measles 
• Flu 
• Rotavirus 
• Whooping Cough 
• Ebola 
• Hantavirus 

• Cyclosporiasis 
• E. coli 
• Campylobacteriosis 
• Listeria 
• Cryptosporidiosis 
• Infant botulism 


Measles: https://www.cdc.gov/measles/data-research/index.html 
Flu (Influenza): https://www.nejm.org/outbreaks 
Rotavirus: https://www.cdc.…
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-25 18:35:06

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-12 14:20:05

Lil' Donny Moscow
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-10 20:20:04

Bunker Baby
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 02:23:35

#USpol #russia #elections

It Always Has Been Meme format: two astronauts in space suits with Earth in the background. One astronaut points a gun at the other. Text said by astronaut closer to earth is: "Wait, it was Russia, Russia, Russia?" and test said by second astronaut further from earth and aiming a gun at the first astronaut is: "Always has been."
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-22 17:09:56

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣🤣
These MAGA Parody Songs Are Taking Over The Internet and They're Hilarious!

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-12 09:20:05

Donny McLiarface
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-22 18:34:21

WTF! 🤣 🍆 #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
IHIP News: WTF? Pete Hegseth CAUGHT Doing WHAT to US Soldiers...?! Milit...

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 11:45:40

We Are All on the Decoy Plane
#USpol

silhouette of a plane from above with "We Are All on the Decoy Plane" in red spray paint like letters down the middle, and dark grey spray paint like letters of "86" on the left wing and "47" on the right wing
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-12 06:20:04

Donnie Two Poops
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-14 22:05:18

#USpol #elections

screenshot of a post by erika_lucas07: 

Let me see if I'm understanding their theory correctly... 

• When Donald won in 2016, Obama was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald won in 2024, Biden was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald lost in 2020 and now heading into the midterms, with Donald running the intelligence agencies, he says the election was stolen or can't be trusted. 

Did I get that…
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-07 17:28:52

#FuckTrump #Groceries #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-10 18:20:03

General Fatton
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-10-08 16:59:52

5 days ago, potus doxxed Senator Tom Cotton's cell phone number, over daylight saving time. No, I’m not making this up.
Tom Cotton’s cellphone voicemail is full right now.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 06:20:06

Donnie D Cups
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-18 17:56:35

Fuck right off! #FuckAI #USPol #Oklahoma
🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕
Proposed Enid data center project could bring $35 billion investment - News9.com

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 07:20:03

Mayor McTreason
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 18:02:42

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣
We Are Not a Serious Country Anymore...

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 05:20:03

Spray-Tan Satan
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 15:35:20

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol "Freedom of Speech doesn't free you of Freedom of Consequence" .
MEMES FLY after RACIST MAGA gets KNOC…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 23:20:03

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 15:20:03

Benedick Arnold
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-17 00:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Hegseth Humiliated After Thomas Massie DOES IT TO HIM In Front Of Everyone!

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-10 16:20:05

Voldermoron
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-10 17:20:04

Cheetolini
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-16 18:47:21

Hey Democracy, "Wait in the truck" while we pull a Hardy to the Republicans. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-22 21:20:32

RE: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 23:20:04

Benedick Arnold
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-13 07:58:14

#USPol
Gas Prices Are Soaring. Sen. Roger Marshall Says “Freedom Isn’t Free.”
youtube.com/watch?v=-omIlVnNuH

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 22:20:05

Commander in Cheats
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 06:20:04

Colonnade Crapper
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-10 17:20:04

Impeached Beached Fail
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-11 11:20:03

Benedict Donald
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 21:20:05

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol