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They should really 86 the Comey indictment.
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I would like to add 2 more independent branches of the government:
- News
- Unions
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#USPolitics #USPol #WhoCouldHaveSeenThisComing
Amazing what can happen in a week.
Ref:

Waiting for Americans to realize Democrats aren't the opposition party.
I'm sure any day now we'll learn, given the consistent show of opposition we've seen since 2016.
Any day now.
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He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

It's only political violence if it's against wealthy conservatives. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment rights.
#uspol #whcdinner #whcadinner

We're back over 100.
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Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛
#USpol #satire

WTF is this? Delaware, which has more corporations than people, will let corporations vote?! #uspol

'Logical Conclusion' of Citizens United as Delaware Judge Lets Corporations Vote in Local Elections | Common Dreams
Delaware is home to more corporations than people. Human people, that is, as under longstanding state law and the US Supreme Court's infamous 2010 ruling, corporations are people, too.

Hasan Piker: Subpoenaed by the Feds by What Now? with Trevor Noah
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If I say, “the wholly morally irredeemable adviser to the president,” you can probably guess who I mean.
That’s messed up.
Odd that more that one could technically fit the bill.
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Congress is considering a bill to give oil companies immunity for all the lies and harm they've caused. This is completely bass-ackwards.
Contact your Congresscritters and demand they vote no.
https://www.noimmunityforbigoil.org/

No Immunity for Big Oil | Support Communities & Accountability
Join us in urging Congress to protect our right to hold Big Oil accountable. A legal shield for Big Oil would force the rising bill for climate damages onto taxpayers and set a harmful precedent that protects corporations instead of communities.

Graham Platner On Service, Messaging & the Future for Democrats | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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Added 5 nicknames for potus to my @…, a bot that posts a nickname for him once every hour.
Great way to avoid using his name, which he'll love!
#USpol #satire

The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury.
#satire #USpol #WHCD

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If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago.
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Just got an unsolicited "Project 2029" email (using the Substack #NAZICoffeeHouse #NAZIBar of course)
"Kids Over Clicks" is the clearly over-workshopped consultant approved phrase for the issue du jour.
God Dems are so bad at politics.
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#uspol Early voting (midterms primary runoff) started at 7a this morning here. I showed up ~4 minutes later. Had my vote case (five different races) and was out the door four minutes later. I imagine actual election day won't be too bad but figured I'd get things done before heading to Tek so I wouldn't have to worry about coordinating things later.

I keep coming back to this tweet
#mamdani #dsa #democrats #uspol

I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
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Reducing the presence of the US military in Germany would be a top ten failure of military, national security and international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history.
The US abandoning our German allies and Europe would be so catastrophic as to strain the meaning of the word.
potus is so clearly unfit to lead. potus endangers every American, and human on earth, even by posting this.

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
#uspol
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

A winning move for any president who cares about his legacy. #USPol
https://jorts.horse/@fathermcgruder/116768213706399623

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous.
If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold.
Not one penny should go to potus’ illegally conceived personal fun house emotional support ballroom.
Wanna talk bunkers? Ok maybe. Ballroom? Get stuffed.

#uspol
Assassination will not help! It'll martyr him, exacerbating the very problems you're trying to solve.
There is no shortcut to removing him. The only path forward is to vote for pro-impeachment candidates in November. #Assassination attempts will thwart this.
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2026 White House Correspondents' dinner shooting - Wikipedia

Rico Grimm über den Kampf um die beste #KI
#uspol #fable u.a.
🎁 Link

Der Kampf um die beste KI: Nur auf den ersten Blick gewinnen die USA
Die US-Regierung hat Anthropic verboten, sein mächtigstes KI-Modell an Ausländer auszugeben. Viele macht das nervös. Dabei läuft das KI-Wettrennen anders ab, als die meisten denken.

RE: #USpol #Iran

Too on the nose...
#Healthcare #USpol #Insurance

The Dow Jones is over 50,000, she’ll be fine.
And I hope she gets exactly the care, sympathy and support she deserves.
#USpol

Jim Acosta Just Did the Thing Trump Won't Stop Bragging About
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Is no one reading the article? Bernie's proposal is for the government to seize ownership of 50% of these companies, not buy it. It's a wonderful idea. #USPol #UBI

Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

I love dunking on Fascists as much as the next guy. But this whole “Wow look they can make the draft automatic but not voter registration huh?” pretty crucially misses that then draft registration process is entirely handled by the federal government, while elections are not (And that’s a good thing!).
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I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

There is no excuse for the US the ever have any military personnel die in combat again.
Just issue them each a ballroom and they’ll be fine.
🪖🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #DanceFighting

Trump’s daily declarations about how the war is over or almost over or will be over in 30 seconds or there's a ceasefire hiding under the next rock or whatever? That’s all non-information, just a conveyor belt of nothingburgers he feeds the press for them to dutifully regurgitate.
But •this•? This is actual news.
#uspol
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/03/house-passes-war-power-resolution-trump-iran

Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

How To Actually Tax The Rich by Prof G Markets
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The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #WHCD

I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
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No philosophy, ideology nor belief. Just tribalism and blind loyalty.
#USpol #Kimmel #MichaelKnowles #maga

Potus thinks Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Lenin (all quite dead) are at the gates.
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🤔
#USpol #satire

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

This will be very hard work.
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Nice job #newJersey
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> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
#USPOL

the world is healing
The Rat Utopia Experiment - Blast! (Official Music Video)
#music

#USpol #tariffs #taxes

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
#uspol

Speaker Mike Johnson is 6 years old and thinks Congress is school.
Let me make my case.
He made it all recess and no work.
😲😝😳
#USpol

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

The flu pandemic that killed 50,000,000 people in the last century was first detected on a US Army base.
But sure kegsbreath, let's not vaccinate against it.
h/t @…
#USpol

If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
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With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

School's Out. Campus Political Wars Are Just Beginning by How Is This Better? and More Perfect University
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Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
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A dozen memes (in a thread) of the foreign policy moment: capitulation, surrender, losing the war.
🧵 1 of 3
#USpol #Iran #kegseth

Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
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I'm still waiting for a gerrymandered district that is just one republican donor's house.
or maybe a representative can just represent themselves.
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Jonathan Pie’s brilliant take on potus the peacemaker:
#USpol #comedy

"…if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
Mueller Report, page 2
#USpol #law

Should the Next Democrat Punish Red States? JVL Says... Maybe | The Next Level
great podcast if you want to feel super doomer.
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We can breathe easy, for there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
#USpol

Nothing to Worry About
The 15 protestors arrested by the federal government in Minneapolis this week are, according to the Justice Department’s own account of things, responsible for denting a government F-150 (by kicking it), and tipping a trailer (said to be owned by the accused) onto its side. Kicked a car

lol at people pointing out that gas station signs can't go past $10.
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Back over $100
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Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
#USpol #satire

Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
#USpol #satire

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
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LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
#USpol #satire

AOC LIVE by UChicago Institute of Politics
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"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
#USpol

#USpol #UBI #UniversalBasicIncome

What time is the Pride Wrestling Match at the White House today?
Honestly, I am pleasantly surprised to see potus supporting LGBTQIA like this, but hey, I’ll take it.
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Can we place a bet on tomorrow’s false flag? How many dead? Will they be killed by USSS or the patsy? Will there be more than one patsy?
#USpol

The Trump administration announced it will suspend visa bond requirements for foreign visitors from World Cup-qualified countries who have purchased tickets for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Visitors will still face the real chance of being tortured and killed by ice or cbp because that’s what they do now.
#USpol

#USpol #LosAngeles

Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

kegbreath is too drunk to realize he, himself, from fully public and open statements, is being quoted.
Remove him from office and ban him from future federal office, now.
#USpol #hegseth #hegsethPete

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😲😝
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Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
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I hereby declare the IRS, DOJ and all federal agencies can never investigate me, my family members and companies for any reason, in perpetuity.
I am hereby above the law forever.
You see how ridiculous that sounds when I say it? It remains just as ridiculous when the acting Attorney General says it.
The AG does not have the authority to declare that any more than you and I do.
#USpol

I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

#USpol #ballroom

Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego

Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran