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@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-03-09 12:16:20

BTW - you could be excused for not celebrating #CommonwealthDay because you were overwhelmed by the festivities that you have to jam into your schedule today. In addition to waving the #UnionJack and looking for a good fish & chips restaurant, here are some of today's holidays on the fake holidays calendar.
National Barbie Day
Amerigo Vespucci Day
Bang Clang Day
Canberra Day
Fill Our Staplers Day
National American Paddlefish Day
National Crab Meat Day
National Dishwasher Day
National False Teeth Day
National Get Over It Day
National Heroes and Benefactors Day
National Meatball Day
World Kidney Day
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