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@davej@dice.camp
2026-10-18 21:55:20
@crell@phpc.social
2026-09-19 06:38:17

The midterm elections, by the Hamilton cast.
#uspol #democracy

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-17 23:09:32

It's September 17th, which is Constitution Day in the US. So remember, the Constitution may not be perfect, but it's better than what we have now!
#USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-18 17:56:35

Fuck right off! #FuckAI #USPol #Oklahoma
🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕
Proposed Enid data center project could bring $35 billion investment - News9.com

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 11:45:40

We Are All on the Decoy Plane
#USpol

silhouette of a plane from above with "We Are All on the Decoy Plane" in red spray paint like letters down the middle, and dark grey spray paint like letters of "86" on the left wing and "47" on the right wing
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 21:52:50

Someone pointed out that David Crowley will need to step down from his role as County Executive of Milwaukee County if/when he is elected Governor...
...and the best thing to do would be to get a *true* progressive (maybe even a Democratic Socialist?) elected to be the new County Executive.
Hell Yeah.
#wisconsin

@crell@phpc.social
2026-10-18 17:38:50

RE: #uspol

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-09-15 22:43:34

The eligible hiring pool at the FBI must be getting really small...or freaky.
#USPol

Screenshot of a bearded man in a dark suit and pink tie speaking at a microphone with both hands raised, with headline text reading "Kash Patel defends changes in FBI hiring policy regarding bestiality – video."
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 18:02:42

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣
We Are Not a Serious Country Anymore...

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 15:35:20

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol "Freedom of Speech doesn't free you of Freedom of Consequence" .
MEMES FLY after RACIST MAGA gets KNOC…

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-07-19 01:07:02

Men are from the Mars
Women are from the Venus
MAGA ate the Mercury
#USPol #Haiku

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-14 08:00:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

Nicely done. Very nicely done.
Midnight Oil Productions’ “Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool”: #uspol #Trump

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-19 18:16:46

#uspol HT @…

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-15 03:12:11

It's always the ones you most expect.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-16 19:08:37

Flock cameras, and automated license plate readers (ALPRs) are _inherently_ unlawful, _unavoidably_ contrary to the U.S. Constitution.
Yet another expert's view: #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-17 07:54:43

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ Is Now Suing to Stop People’s Votes From Counting

@simplicator@federate.social
2026-10-09 22:59:43

Excellent tool for finding out what D-leaning endorsements there are for candidates & measures on your ballot #USPol bluevoterguide.org/

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-09-09 12:42:47

My new text auto response:
Sorry, I have missed your text. I am currently receiving hourly text messages from all 50 states from campaigns I have never heard of. I will be able to receive new messages around the third week of November. Regards.
😁
#uspol
#textspam…

@davej@dice.camp
2026-10-13 01:37:14
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-17 00:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Hegseth Humiliated After Thomas Massie DOES IT TO HIM In Front Of Everyone!

@crell@phpc.social
2026-10-14 21:09:10

I think every Democrat running for Congress has sent me a spam text asking for money. Just since the start of the month. That's not counting the ones that do throughout the year.
I support y'all, I want the GOP to lose big, but holy hell, how is text spam helping your cause??? Does anyone actually give you money that way? I sure as hell won't.
#uspol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-07-25 20:17:49
Content warning: uspol: Buttigieg Fox interview

I’ve never seen Pete Buttigieg crash on these Fox News appearances. And here’s another successful interview. 🔥
#uspol

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-02 15:08:48

Great quote
"Fascism is a regime under which everything not prohibited is compulsory."
#fascism #uspol #history

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-09-03 12:01:55

Det er klart. Man må forstå at "Det er en venstreorienteret, anti-amerikansk operation, siger han.". Det har overhovedet ikke noget at gŸre med USA's retorik. #USPol #grønland #trump

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-28 11:39:16

Small changes can switch a word into its opposite, e.g. “Triumph” and “Trump”.
#pol #uspol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 18:35:57

Report from Valders, a village in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, population 950: Two Hong signs spotted.
Not a lot but hey, it's a small-town in a red/rural part of the state.
#USPOL #Wisconsin

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-16 17:43:21

#Oklahoma #NoKings #USPol
No Kings: Vote Early Garfield County
Want to join me for this No Kings event?

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-10-16 23:49:07

Actual journalist does actual journalism when interviewing a Republican
It CAN be done!
#USPol #Ethics
facebook.com/reel/106976883939

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-08-22 20:37:50

What a bit of writing… Custer of the Club Sandwich. #uspol

Carney is a central banker by trade and a goalie by formation, and both jobs are the same job: stay calm, watch the play develop, and price time better than the bloke skating at you. He has priced Trump’s remaining time and found it cheaper than servo sushi.  The US midterms land on November 3, ten short weeks from tonight, and every one of those weeks bleeds a little more leverage out of the White House. Trump’s approval is circling the drain like the last chunk from a grogan in a caravan park…
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 16:52:54

So is it a holiday or is it not? Governor Spencer Cox made it a #Utah state Charlie Kirk Day, but that doesn't call for cake?
And why is Giuliani doxxing a Utah teenager over cake? Doesn't he want Kirk celebrated?
#utpol #uspol
sltrib.com/news/politics/2026/

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-06 23:25:38

Since there are no other ballroom/military complexes in the world, it is at once, unavoidably, the best and the worst one.
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-16 18:47:21

Hey Democracy, "Wait in the truck" while we pull a Hardy to the Republicans. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-10-06 18:21:24
Content warning: CW: uspol.

Arguably, financing and inciting a mob to forcibly seize Congress may also be construed as treason. It’s a controversial take, apparently, but I’m just putting it out there. #uspol beige.party/@Lana/117391323941

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 08:20:05

Dachau Donny
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 12:27:30

Me, a Hong supporter: “If Hong doesn’t win I will support whoever the Democratic primary winner is in the general election.”
Anti-Hong Democrat: “If Hong wins I’m not going to vote in the general election.”
Thanks, Asshole. What happened to your “vote blue no matter who” motto from past elections?
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-08 14:24:03

Locals must stop ice.
#USpol

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-10-13 01:43:22

These crooked people just can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar, even when they know they're being watched. It's pathological.
#uspol

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-10-17 21:10:31

bwahahaha
#Zacharia #Trump #USPol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-16 22:20:30

RE: #uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-03 14:57:51

Just rename all 50 states “America” #shitpost #uspol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-05 14:26:46

Tell the Senate to reject ID checks!
#uspol #StupidIdeas

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:59:10

Do I add “Hair Dye in Chief” to my @… list of potus nicknames?
#USpol #satire #comedy

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-10-06 15:08:29

I never want to hear about how liberals hate America ever again.
#uspol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-13 07:58:14

#USPol
Gas Prices Are Soaring. Sen. Roger Marshall Says “Freedom Isn’t Free.”
youtube.com/watch?v=-omIlVnNuH

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:44:51

Not for nothing, but Pickaxe Mountain sounds like a cowboy Old West place named by a pirate.
#Iran #USpol #war

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 10:20:05

Donye West
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-10-16 18:15:45

Natalie had a hand (job) in the firing of Zacharia
#USPol #Trump

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-12 22:19:43

Early voting starts in my neck of the woods October 28th through the 31st. #Oklahoma #USPol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 00:56:07

I think the most eloquent description of Donald Trump comes from from Lazy Bedhead, who described him as “a lolcow” #trump #pol #uspol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 05:38:48

My government just admitted to breaking more international laws regarding war
#uspol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-26 11:47:05
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol #Trump

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-04 02:58:12

Mitch McConnell’s staff killed him with their bare hands and has been covering it up.
If it is revealed in the next 3 weeks that he has “recently” died, that is basically a confession, right? They did it. All of them. Together.
They produce him, live, interactive, on camera in the next 12 hours, or their guilt is certain, right?
Death fraud cuts multiple ways…
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Trump Gets Humiliating Welcome as Trip Backfires

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-29 18:01:27

The best summary of Trump's trade policies I've ever seen.
#uspol #tarrifs

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:13:47

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 21:20:04

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 12:23:22

Morning insomnia, and reading another person's account of that day, led me to write this:
25th Anniversary of 9-11
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 19:34:03

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
These Videos HUMILIATING Trump Are Going Viral And It's Incredible

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 03:05:36

Former FTC chair Lina Khan says there's a 93yo SCOTUS precedent in which we could arrest AI CEOs:
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-11 00:17:19

I am watching the live kick off for No King’s Vote Early event on October 17th:
#NoKings

@davej@dice.camp
2026-09-29 02:39:21

Honestly, I can't wait for the US midterms. Hopefully, I can thereafter make it through a whole YouTube video without Bradley Whitford’s tired-arse face imploring me to vote in some other country’s election. #uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-18 14:21:05

Don Coglione
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-01 16:13:58

Actually real. Insane, and real.
We did know he wants to f*ck up voting.
😲😬🤦‍♂️
source: #USpol

screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • July 27, 2026, 9:01 AM 

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Actor, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a [HIGHLIGHTING STARTS] full and deep throated [HIGHLIGHTING ENDS] SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, and the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day…
@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-03 16:15:18

Wow, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin almost got Ron Browned!
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-28 05:14:51

#USpol #LakeOntario

screenshot of a post by @erinpatricia78 > [tagged] LakeOntario 

In response Canada has announced that they are renaming Lake Huron to Lake Hu'reonthepsteinlist
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 19:20:03

Donny McLiarface
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-08 17:37:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-08 18:43:21

SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! 😢🤬😡🖕. Made me cry. You have NO FUCKING soul to treat humans this way! My heart is broken.
#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 09:21:01

Flabio
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-27 01:43:13

#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-07 15:29:59

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Rules and Laws - Outside My Front Door

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 10:20:04

Hairpiece Himmler
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 00:27:54

So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-06 20:19:51

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
'COWARD...PIECE OF S***': De Niro and Hollywood stars publicly FLAME Tru...

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 05:20:05

Clownigula
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-06 20:12:40

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Trump’s Billionaire Buddies Have Some Explaining to Do

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-24 00:35:05

RE: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-18 04:20:03

Patient Nero
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 21:29:19

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-10-05 16:44:14

These are great! "He fucked it up" #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
These Videos HUMILIATING Trump Are Going Viral And They're Amazing…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-22 14:22:30

#maha #USpol #health

[over a photo, that's had its colors skewed purple, of RFK Jr.] 

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr. and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation: 

• Measles 
• Flu 
• Rotavirus 
• Whooping Cough 
• Ebola 
• Hantavirus 

• Cyclosporiasis 
• E. coli 
• Campylobacteriosis 
• Listeria 
• Cryptosporidiosis 
• Infant botulism 


Measles: https://www.cdc.gov/measles/data-research/index.html 
Flu (Influenza): https://www.nejm.org/outbreaks 
Rotavirus: https://www.cdc.…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 22:20:03

Orange Krampus
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-24 18:16:50

Yeah, seems like that's what tech companies are doing, so far:
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-18 03:20:03

Cockwomble-In-Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 17:43:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 07:20:03

Der Derpenführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 19:39:23

Just left the grocery (ohhhh.. that word!) store. $200 didn't get a lot of groceries (again, that word!). #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 11:20:06

Dictator Tot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-10-15 18:53:58

Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries has said that if the Democrats take a majority in the House after the midterms, impeachment is neither on nor off the table. In response, Schrödinger's cat said, “what the fuck is this shit?!”
#USpol #satire

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 14:20:05

Paprika Pinochet
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-10-15 17:24:44

Inflation worsened last month, to 3.7 percent, in a sign that prices remain elevated as midterm elections near. President Trump warned that if you mention high prices again, he'll make sure ice disappears your whole family. Guess I should expect a visit.
#USpol #satire

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-31 18:06:37

Lol. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-18 23:20:05

Nacho N*zi
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-19 06:20:05

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-25 18:35:06

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol