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Chat, anyone have a contact at the Pentagon I can get this to? I wanna make sure they update their maps with the current info.
#USpol

Imagine if the media just stopped reporting on everything that #Trump says.. Since it's completely incoherent and unreliable anyway.. Wouldn't everyone just be happier? 🤔
#UsPol

This shit is straight up just the plot to Red Dawn, but the bootlickers can't even recognize it because the call is coming from inside the house.
#USPol

Marc Maron Talks Donald Trump, Comedy and The Left by Pod Save America
#uspol

"Trump used Juneteenth to denounce ‘nonworking holidays.’ Some political observers say it wasn’t a coincidence"
Man, these political observers are really sharp. Nothing, I mean *nothing*, gets past them. 🙄
#uspol #Juneteenth #sarcasm

Chapeau: Bruce Springsteen bezieht Stellung. / Bruce Springsteen takes a stand. 👏
#uspol #uspolitics
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Hvis du ikke er hvid, skal du ikke rejse til USA. #USA #USPol https://

Trump-vælger fortryder sin stemme efter at have set konsekvensen: - Vi blev alle hjernevasket
Myndighederne i USA benægter at føre klapjagt på personer ud fra race og kalder påstanden "afskyelig". Men deres egne tal tegner et andet billede.

Ya know who ran for president on a promise to get us out of wars and then expanded our participation in wars and so Congress told him they were gonna impeach and remove him so he resigned?
This question should have two answers.
#USpol

Today my overly-optimistic cousin said "This is the absolute best time to be alive" and I said "Well, I would argue that 2024 was much better than right now..."
#USPOL

Like Trump himself, those attracted to his administration don't actually believe in their own talking points. They just want power. #uspol

Also, calling it now:
Josh Johnson will 100% enter the pantheon of comedy greats. His name will go next to Carlin, Pryor, etc.
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #uspol

Bad to hurt civilians. Always.
Bad to hurt anyone. Always.
They’ve been targeting the ballistic missile scientists of their adversary, killing them, for years.
And then their adversary’s ballistic missiles aren’t hyper accurate.
Almost like when you degrade your enemy’s military, your enemy’s military gets less exact.
#USpol

I hope all the folks who thought Turnip would keep the USA out of foreign wars are happy with their choice today.
The dude admitted real-time he felt no immediate urgency to act upon Iran. This is an undeclared act of war. Where is Congress?
#USPol #POTUS47

It does not matter if Trump is a fool¹ as long as he is a tool².
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¹but it may help the latter
²for Project 2025 and others
#pol #uspol

#uspol https://hachyderm.io/@rpardee/114723102851049883

Mehdi Hasan: Jubilee “Debate” Left Me SPEECHLESS by The Bulwark #uspol

Half the time I don't know whether authoritarian social media posts attributed to Donald #Trump are really him or just satire. Trump has replaced the Constitution with Poe's Law. #uspol

This made my day.
#uspol

Don’t let this week’s war make you forget last week’s assassinations.
#USPOL

Everybody in a blue state needs to watch this
#USpol #BlueWall #trifecta

Anchor Light Publications (@anchorlightpublications)
This smart informed citizen dispenses more structure and planning in 4 minutes than the Democratic Party has since Trump was elected! Lead Gentlemen. Time is of the essence! Help us help you! @GavinNewsom @PeteButtigieg @JoshShapiroPA @DNC

Biblical scholar responds to DHS Christian Nationalist propaganda:
#uspol

Remember when George W claimed in 2003 that we needed to invade and occupy Iraq despite any evidence of bioweapons labs because he claimed that they were in RVs, traveling around desert? Mango Mussolini is giving a similar energy, here.
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

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Great local election coverage happening here: #nyc #uspol

You don't need to *agree* with Hakeem Jeffries being lukewarm on Mamdani; but you do need to understand where it's coming from.
Because if you think it's because *Jeffries* is some kind of corrupt old school insider, you're an idiot.
It's a complex game and behind the scenes maneuvering matters, like it or not.
#uspol

(Please boost)
Made a website with simple encouragement for resistance against oppressive violence. Would love feedback on ways it could be improved and/or whether people find it helpful in the current moment:
#fascism #resistance #uspol #trump

DONAKD is a portmanteau of Donald and Awkward.
#USpol

#NoKings #usa #uspol
Proteste in den USA sind laut Einschätzung eines Wissenschaftlers zweifelsohne mit einer der größten Ein- Tages- Proteste in der menschlichen Geschichte 💪🎉

Funny, and so true.
#uspol #fascism
ICE Agent or Just Some Person?
"Your clothing should tell a story about you! Just not who you are or that you are acting in any kind of official capacity." @petridishes on the ICE dress code:

The ICE Dress Code
There’s a dress code to help you make that determination.

3 guesses where I was this afternoon. First 2 don’t count. #NoKings #USPol #LetThePeopleSpeak

It makes sense Oceania bombed Eastasia, because we have always been at war with Eastasia.
#USpol #Orwell1984

I'd venture this backlash isn’t just because of one Epstein PR mistake. It’s because Trump smells weak and vulnerable, and his supporters are looking for an exit. The MAGA types loved Trump because he made them feel like winners. And right now he doesn’t.
That doesn't mean we win, yay, time to kick back. His supporters are in an abusive relationship, and they will find it hard to leave.
What this means is − keep the pressure up. ←
Worth skimming this whole roundup from @…. I just don't think the backlash happens without larger underlying weakness.
#uspol https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/114851991461182777

The long-lost hometown college radio station is playing the Beach Boys, "Student Demonstration Time."
Here's to hoping no one earns a "Bachelor of Bullets" today.
#uspol

Should I design a shirt that says “my president bombed iranian nuclear sites and all I got was this vaguely radioactive t-shirt”?
#USpol #iran

The Gloves Are Off | "I Absolutely Love That Colbert Got Fired" | Trump & Epstein's Wonderful Secret #uspol

Trump threatens to prosecute Chris Christie for Bridgegate
#USpol #NJ #Christie #Trump

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)
Trump threatens to prosecute Chris Christie for Bridgegate

New York Times op-ed coming soon (probably):
Why Ionizing Radiation is Actually Good for You
“Sprinkle fallout on your breakfast cereal and you’ll feel warm all day,” says HHS Secretary rfk jr, “I did that starting this morning, and aside from the hair loss and my stomach lining sloughing off, I feel great!”
#USpol

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It is silly of #WaPo to focus on the 1st part of Trump's quote and present four pics he has supposedly drawn. And their tabloid-y headline doesn't make it any better:
"Trump said he ‘never wrote a picture in my life.’ Here are four."
#uspol #Epstein

I cannot stress enough the stupidity of e.g. "ACAB" and "ABOLISH THE POLICE"
Get out of your feelings and get into your strategy -- it is undeniably true that there is a SEVERE need for police reform
But, tell me, who escorted ICE away from Dodger Stadium?
#uspol #blackmastodon

Not good.
#USpol

#nokings #usa #uspol
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People talk about how politics shouldn't be like sports. I think it depends a lot on what sports though.
Like, imagine if politicians had to wear the logos of every company they worked stock in and every company that donated to their campaigns like they're driving NASCAR. Of all sports, almost no one wants anything to be more like NASCAR... And yet, when you think about it, there actually *are* some hints we could take from it.
#USPol

My partner is a Chelsea supporter and was so pissed about what happened they asked me to make a sign for tomorrow's protest...
#USPOL

Potus without the mostus.
As one time governor of Indiana Roger Branigin said, “I never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.”
And potus done done that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04

If I got this right with the summit the main accomplishment of Trump against Putin is to keep Alaska (for now).
#pol #uspol

On the Bible and immigration.
#uspol

Once Trump finishes his chat with Putin, can he get back to the Epstein list?
#Trump #USPol #USPolitics

#NoKings #usa #uspol
Were the No Kings protests the largest single-day demonstration in American history?

A short story about hypothetical #USPol. I wrote it a few times but every time I do the situation outpaces the narrative.
https://write.as/hexmhell/uncommon-sense

You know who probably doesn’t think we are now in a time of peace?
The leadership of Iran.
Everybody who thinks knows peace requires _all_ combatants to stop fighting, not just one side.
#USpol

Only in Trump's America: Trump's US Atty. nominee was rejected. So, DOJ made the same man a Special Atty to the US Atty. Because the US Atty position is vacant, that same rejected man is now the acting US Atty. 🤷🏼‍♂️
#uspol #shenanigans #NYT

Literally screaming
#uspol

Ron Johnson is a fucking embarrassment.
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol #Wisconsin

Hey it's lunchtime so I spent a few minutes making a new graphic!
#USPOL

It's always the ones you most expect.
https://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/article295212454.html
Put another way, the P in GOP stands for Pedo.

I wouldn't want him to get his "biggest crowd ever" any other way...
#meme #USPol #Trump

I’m thinking a protest sign that just says:
TRUMP
EPSTEIN
It could be in the style of a yard sign for the election.
#USPOL

#CNN: Early US intel assessment suggests strikes on Iran did not destroy nuclear sites
President Loud and Foul Mouth will surely rebut, but I'll hold judgment on until a fuller picture develops. Might be months, but I'll wait.
#uspol #Iran #Israel #war #Trump #headlines

Over on Twitter, the doofus-and-loud extreme left is utterly crashing out on the fact that "No Kings" is showing that even us so-called libs or neolibs or libtards or whatever they're calling us today ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THEM at the one thing they thought they had in the bag, organizing and protesting.
Carry on!
#uspol

So, what exactly is the “New Right?” | The Gray Area
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If all of bordering states followed illegal orders from potus to invade Chicago, it’d be:
~45,000 invaders vs. ~32,000 defenders.
(Indiana, Iowa, Missouri and Wisconsin National Guard against Illinois National Guard, State Police, Chicago Police, County Sheriffs)
Plus, it would take more than 53,000 soldiers to even begin to think one could hold Chicago (population ~2.6 million).
#USpol

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Why Trump Can’t Shake Jeffrey Epstein | The Ezra Klein Show
#uspol

Someone's gonna commit First Degree Glitter with Intent to Sparkle.
#USpol #ice #glitter

I think it's a generally bad thing that I've referenced a specific Nazi death camp in reference to #USPol so often that I was thinking "oh, I should probably just bookmark this." I think that's a bad sign and I don't like it.

Learn where the term boycott came from!
#uspol #boycott

I have been watching the TV show Blindspot on streaming, and really liking it. Just checked and so glad it was on NBC and not cbs (given cbs’ bad behavior) so I can still watch the rest of it without supporting cbs.
#USpol #tv

gross https://www.reuters.com/sports/trump-threatens-washington-stadium-deal-unless-nfl-team-readopts-redskins-name-2025-07-20/

Added 3 new nicknames to my @… bot that posts a nickname for potus every hour.
It's very handy when writing something and wanting to use something other than his name.
#USpol

Trump looking down at his shit in the toilet:
"I can't believe Biden left this here"
#uspol

Presidential lesson number 7582: don’t let folks who might know about crimes you’ve committed “die by suicide” while in custody because then their ghost will continue to pursue you and is immortal.
#USpol

Putin and Trump Meet: Everything That Did and Did Not Happen in Alaska by William Spaniel
#uspol

President sundowning-at-1-pm was asked for his license plate to vote?
Did he mean a valet in 1993 asked for his plate? Because no American politcal election in almost 250 years has asked anyone for their license plate.
#USpol

Further detail about what's been happening expanding on my thread about context: #USpol

Rachel Maddow: Trump’s Alaska Summit With Putin Is an ‘Abject Humiliation’ | Pivot
#uspol

What if Mexico paid to install a wall of windmills on their border with the U.S., would potus explode from the inner conflict?
Green energy really could move us toward a better future.
#USpol

Could The 3.5% Protest Rule Stop Donald Trump? by Pod Save America
#uspol

So in January 2028, when potus refuses to leave and tries deploying DC, SC, OH and WV National Guard to hold DC, will NY, MD, VA, DE, NJ and PA National Guards have enough forces to counter, or do other states need to build a naval guard elements to retake the capital from the water?
#USpol

They make a good point.
#USpol

President Epstein List has an insufficiency? Sounds right.
#USpol

Trump underwent medical testing for leg swelling, hand bruises: White House
The testing showed results in the normal limit, Leavitt said.

This The Beaverton article is so funny, and not funny.
https://thebeaverton.com/2025/06/canadians-travelling-to-the-us-advised-to-not-fucking-do-that/

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer vacations. 

Trump keeps praising dictators.
At this rate, I half expect him to give Stalin a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. 🤦‍♂️
#USpol

The Orange Menace’s Congresional lapdog has broken ranks with him over Epstein.
Taking away healthcare from millions, he’s a-ok with. Concealing the crimes of the Tangerine Fool? Not so much.
And you know just who is the lapdog I’m referring to too.
#USpol

Int. military base, Anchorage, Alaska - day
Former KGB agent winces as he imagines meeting with the 34 time felon. It’s the obsequiousness and the overuse of pancake makeup, tacky. But you don’t always get to choose who you’re handling, and this asset was well placed; insanely well placed.
#USpol

So as @… pointed out, "Sneaky way to include the Russian flag in your official messaging." 🤔
#USpol #dod

How to take action against cbs canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert because potus wanted them to?
Do not support cbs, paramount's channels (cbs, nickelodeon, mtv, showtime, bet, comedy central, etc.) platforms and projects: cancel any subscriptions to their services (and tell them why), don't watch and do not praise their work online, do not buy tickets to their movies. So too skydance.
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I asked AI to design a challenge coin* for the U.S. Marines for their campaign in Los Angeles against the American people.
Here’s what it suggests. Are you few the proud yet?
*medallion recognizing membership/achievement/boost morale, often collected or exchanged.
#USpol #USMC

#USpol #cat #CatsOfMastodon

The crime rate in DC is lower than at any other time in the last 30 years, but with potus ordering federal agents and U.S. military into DC, he is committing crimes and directing them to do so.
#USpol #DC #FreeDC

“As Trump visits Texas to survey flash flood damage, the White House has quietly backed away from plans to abolish FEMA, according to officials.”
- @aaronparnas.bsky.social
A good thing potus is the taco man 🌮
#USpol #FEMA

#USpol #news #funny #comedy