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@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-06 14:41:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:59:10

Do I add “Hair Dye in Chief” to my @… list of potus nicknames?
#USpol #satire #comedy

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 18:35:57

Report from Valders, a village in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, population 950: Two Hong signs spotted.
Not a lot but hey, it's a small-town in a red/rural part of the state.
#USPOL #Wisconsin

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-05 14:26:46

Tell the Senate to reject ID checks!
#uspol #StupidIdeas

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-05 15:41:17

#uspol #news

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:44:51

Not for nothing, but Pickaxe Mountain sounds like a cowboy Old West place named by a pirate.
#Iran #USpol #war

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 12:27:30

Me, a Hong supporter: “If Hong doesn’t win I will support whoever the Democratic primary winner is in the general election.”
Anti-Hong Democrat: “If Hong wins I’m not going to vote in the general election.”
Thanks, Asshole. What happened to your “vote blue no matter who” motto from past elections?
#uspol

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-07-03 20:57:15

So this whole Great American State Fair implies the federal government supports D.C. statehood right?
#USPol #JokingButNotJoking

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-09-03 12:01:55

Det er klart. Man må forstå at "Det er en venstreorienteret, anti-amerikansk operation, siger han.". Det har overhovedet ikke noget at gŸre med USA's retorik. #USPol #grønland #trump

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 17:43:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-04 18:19:12

Has potus started his harrisonian speech yet?
#USpol #weather

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 23:31:09

This USMNT did not need the Trump Card
Shameful FIFA
#worldcup #usmnt #uspol #trump

Trump interference
@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-07-05 21:35:37

absolutely #USPol #Independence #Vote

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-03 16:15:18

Wow, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin almost got Ron Browned!
#uspol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-07-25 20:17:49
Content warning: uspol: Buttigieg Fox interview

I’ve never seen Pete Buttigieg crash on these Fox News appearances. And here’s another successful interview. 🔥
#uspol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 19:39:23

Just left the grocery (ohhhh.. that word!) store. $200 didn't get a lot of groceries (again, that word!). #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-28 11:39:16

Small changes can switch a word into its opposite, e.g. “Triumph” and “Trump”.
#pol #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-04 02:58:12

Mitch McConnell’s staff killed him with their bare hands and has been covering it up.
If it is revealed in the next 3 weeks that he has “recently” died, that is basically a confession, right? They did it. All of them. Together.
They produce him, live, interactive, on camera in the next 12 hours, or their guilt is certain, right?
Death fraud cuts multiple ways…
#USpol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-08-22 20:37:50

What a bit of writing… Custer of the Club Sandwich. #uspol

Carney is a central banker by trade and a goalie by formation, and both jobs are the same job: stay calm, watch the play develop, and price time better than the bloke skating at you. He has priced Trump’s remaining time and found it cheaper than servo sushi.  The US midterms land on November 3, ten short weeks from tonight, and every one of those weeks bleeds a little more leverage out of the White House. Trump’s approval is circling the drain like the last chunk from a grogan in a caravan park…
@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-29 18:01:27

The best summary of Trump's trade policies I've ever seen.
#uspol #tarrifs

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-26 11:47:05
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol #Trump

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 02:09:03

It pains me to say, but I think useful political discourse cannot meaningfully exist on Mastodon. I don't wish this to be true, but the streets is the streets and, well, this is the closest thing to an HOA gated community I've seen in social media.
#blackmastodon #uspol

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-07-12 18:49:41
Content warning:

#uspol

Post from Donald Trump on 21 March 2026: “[Redacted] just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
@seav@en.osm.town
2026-06-27 03:20:41

RE: #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-01 16:13:58

Actually real. Insane, and real.
We did know he wants to f*ck up voting.
😲😬🤦‍♂️
source: #USpol

screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • July 27, 2026, 9:01 AM 

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Actor, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a [HIGHLIGHTING STARTS] full and deep throated [HIGHLIGHTING ENDS] SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, and the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day…
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-31 18:06:37

Lol. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-06-18 03:31:44

A winning move for any president who cares about his legacy. #USPol
jorts.horse/@fathermcgruder/11

@holger_moller@bildung.social
2026-06-16 14:09:10

Rico Grimm über den Kampf um die beste #KI
#uspol #fable u.a.
🎁 Link

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-08 21:54:08

Might as well call this one now folks.
#USPol #GlitchMcConnell #mitchmcconnell

The image depicts a gravestone in a cemetery. The gravestone is made of speckled gray granite and has a rectangular shape with a slightly rounded top. It is mounted on a wider, stepped granite base. The text on the gravestone is etched in black and reads "Mitch McConnell" on the top line, followed by "February 20, 1942 -" on the second line, and "August 4, 2026" on the third line. The composition is centered on the gravestone, which occupies a significant portion of the frame.

The background s…
@crell@phpc.social
2026-06-23 18:11:15

Too on the nose...
#Healthcare #USpol #Insurance

A 4 pane comic with non-descript bubble figures.

In the first pane, a man stands at a desk labeled "Insurance" and asks "I need healthcare."  The man behind the desk says "LMAO! You serious?"

In the second pane, there are two men behind the desk.  One says "Hey! This guy wants healthcare!"  The second says "Ahahaha!"

In the third pane, the original man wakes up in bed screaming "NOOO!!!"  A woman next to him says "What's wrong, Sven?"

In the fourth pane, Sven replies "I think I had an Ameri…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 17:20:05

Cheetolini
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-06-18 02:20:01
Content warning: CW: uspol, Iran.

In what fucking reality has Trump had military victories in Iran?
Re: #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-28 05:14:51

#USpol #LakeOntario

screenshot of a post by @erinpatricia78 > [tagged] LakeOntario 

In response Canada has announced that they are renaming Lake Huron to Lake Hu'reonthepsteinlist
@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-06-18 03:49:06

Is no one reading the article? Bernie's proposal is for the government to seize ownership of 50% of these companies, not buy it. It's a wonderful idea. #USPol #UBI

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-06-10 03:56:26

One fun thing about my family hosting exchange students when I was younger, is that I'm constantly talking to people who expect things of their government, while half of US Asians thing government can't do anything.
#Government #USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-25 18:35:06

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-27 01:43:13

#USpol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-14 08:00:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

Nicely done. Very nicely done.
Midnight Oil Productions’ “Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool”: #uspol #Trump

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 21:20:06

Diaper Donny
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-07-17 14:38:04

I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning.
#ClimateChange #canpol #uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: 

Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? 

*hand raised* 

Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on 

[video of potus during this sequence] 

[reply by @LT0771] 

Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month

Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-25 01:02:56

Potus thinks Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Lenin (all quite dead) are at the gates.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 21:52:50

Someone pointed out that David Crowley will need to step down from his role as County Executive of Milwaukee County if/when he is elected Governor...
...and the best thing to do would be to get a *true* progressive (maybe even a Democratic Socialist?) elected to be the new County Executive.
Hell Yeah.
#wisconsin

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 21:29:19

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 22:20:05

Gassolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 00:27:54

So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-24 18:16:50

Yeah, seems like that's what tech companies are doing, so far:
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 14:20:06

Flabio
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-22 14:22:30

#maha #USpol #health

[over a photo, that's had its colors skewed purple, of RFK Jr.] 

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr. and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation: 

• Measles 
• Flu 
• Rotavirus 
• Whooping Cough 
• Ebola 
• Hantavirus 

• Cyclosporiasis 
• E. coli 
• Campylobacteriosis 
• Listeria 
• Cryptosporidiosis 
• Infant botulism 


Measles: https://www.cdc.gov/measles/data-research/index.html 
Flu (Influenza): https://www.nejm.org/outbreaks 
Rotavirus: https://www.cdc.…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-20 21:41:34

A dozen memes (in a thread) of the foreign policy moment: capitulation, surrender, losing the war.
🧵 1 of 3
#USpol #Iran #kegseth

A post by Molly Ploofkins titled "Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide." The tweet contains a table comparing the Obama (JCPOA, 2015) and Trump (2026) agreements with Iran. The table has three columns: the first column lists categories such as Unfrozen Iranian assets, Iran's uranium stockpile, Iran's enrichment program, Iran sanctions, Hormuz Strait, American lives lost to get to deal, American injuries to get to deal, Direct costs to get to deal, Additional geopolitical risk,…
screenshot of a post by Oz Katerji @OzKaterji 

I also think it was obvious, basically everyone with sense said that Iran could win the war simply by outlasting US resolve, and they did precisely that. Trump basically thought the Iranians would fold like the Venezuelans did after Maduro, he was wrong. 

[quote post] 
Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom 

Unless you're an brain-wormed partisan,
"Iran is an evil regime," "this preventive war was stupid and should never have been launched," and "this peace …
screenshot of a post by Michael McFaul 
@McFaul 

This agreement is far worse than I expected.
To reopen the strait— a strait that was open before the war- we and our partners are transferring billions to the autocrats. We get nothing else— no elimination of enriched uranium, missiles, or terrorist support. And to add one final gift, we agree to not help the Iranian people pursue their democratic aspirations. Just incredible. 

[quote post] 
Farnaz Fassihi @farnazfassihi 

The full text of the …
screenshot of a post by Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly 

Donald Trump took us to war without a plan.
Families have lost loved ones. Billions of dollars have been spent. For what? This "deal" he signed leaves Iran stronger and in control of the Strait, but does little to advance US interests. The "master deal maker" just made one of the worst deals in US history. This is a total capitulation! What's next, the Russians get Alaska? 

Jun 18, 2026 • 2:23 AM UTC
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 23:20:06

Cheeto in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-20 18:53:48

Jonathan Pie’s brilliant take on potus the peacemaker:
#USpol #comedy

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 17:20:04

Marmalade Misogynist
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-17 15:14:15

#USpol

screenshot of a post by Lauren Underwood
@laurenaunderwood: 

Republicans didn't cut "government waste." 
They cut your health care. 
They cut your social security. 
They cut your retirement. 
They cut your SNAP. 
AND they raised your taxes. 
They're just hoping you don't notice.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 02:23:35

#USpol #russia #elections

It Always Has Been Meme format: two astronauts in space suits with Earth in the background. One astronaut points a gun at the other. Text said by astronaut closer to earth is: "Wait, it was Russia, Russia, Russia?" and test said by second astronaut further from earth and aiming a gun at the first astronaut is: "Always has been."
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 06:20:06

Benedict Donald
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 11:45:40

We Are All on the Decoy Plane
#USpol

silhouette of a plane from above with "We Are All on the Decoy Plane" in red spray paint like letters down the middle, and dark grey spray paint like letters of "86" on the left wing and "47" on the right wing
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 16:20:06

Pedoführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-18 20:07:24

We can breathe easy, for there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 18:20:08

Scammy Davis Jr.
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-14 22:05:18

#USpol #elections

screenshot of a post by erika_lucas07: 

Let me see if I'm understanding their theory correctly... 

• When Donald won in 2016, Obama was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald won in 2024, Biden was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald lost in 2020 and now heading into the midterms, with Donald running the intelligence agencies, he says the election was stolen or can't be trusted. 

Did I get that…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 01:20:06

Founding Farter
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-14 21:30:52

What time is the Pride Wrestling Match at the White House today?
Honestly, I am pleasantly surprised to see potus supporting LGBTQIA like this, but hey, I’ll take it.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 18:20:05

Burger Jean King
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-14 02:35:27

Can we place a bet on tomorrow’s false flag? How many dead? Will they be killed by USSS or the patsy? Will there be more than one patsy?
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 02:20:06

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-10 01:05:49

#USpol #LosAngeles

screenshot of a post by Tony Camilli
@tony_camilli@threads.net: 

So let me get this straight. Democrats have invented an untraceable, undetectable method for rigging elections and rather than using that to win the presidency, they used it to win a mayoral race in a famously blue city in a famously blue state that pitted a seasoned politician against a widely-disliked reality TV personality with no discernible skills or redeeming qualities. 

Diabolical is right. 

Jun 8, 2026 at 5:31PM .
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 05:20:05

Happy Meal Hussein
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 03:20:05

Velveeto Corleone
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 06:49:52

😃😳🤦‍♂️
#USpol

screenshot of a post by MyPetJawa @mypetjawa: 

[Replying to @3YearLetterman @WaffleHouse @ MillerLite] 

"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon." 

[President trump speaking at the White House flanked by just dance vance, marco “polo” rubio, and pete kegsbreath]

Jul 6, 2026 • 2:29 PM UTC
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 14:20:05

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 02:20:06

Mustard Melanoma
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 13:01:46

I’m speaking with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning, and it turns out his entire political career started as the result of a joke he began telling in 1974 and forgot the punchline to.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 15:20:06

Useless S. Grant
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 17:08:20

Is the issue that he is dead but being kept hooked up to machines to block the legal process of an election to replace him in his Senate seat, or is the issue that the one person who has the legal standing to pull the plug is hanging out in CCP territory to block that process…
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 13:20:06

The Sultan of Spray Tans
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 18:26:55

Really potus? Ya might wanna check a topographical map there, sport.
#USpol

Still frame of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s climactic duel at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan is labeled “Iran” and Anakin is labeled “USMC deploying without Congressional authorization to Kharg Island” and the line from the moment in the movie is written above: “It’s over…I have the high ground.”
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 20:20:07

Chin Jong Un
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 23:20:05

Cheeto Benito
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 04:20:05

Chicken Out Lout
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 12:20:05

Terracotta Toddler
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 10:20:06

Don the Con
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 13:20:05

Our Fondling Father
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 15:20:05

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 11:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 04:20:09

Benedick Arnold
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 12:20:05

Patient Nero
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-16 19:08:37

Flock cameras, and automated license plate readers (ALPRs) are _inherently_ unlawful, _unavoidably_ contrary to the U.S. Constitution.
Yet another expert's view: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 21:20:05

Covidiot in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 00:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 09:20:14

Ochre Oathbreaker
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 08:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 19:20:06

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-05 20:20:05

Scooby Coup
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 05:20:05

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 00:20:08

Donald McRapesalot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 16:20:06

Blob Vila
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 07:20:07

Cheetolini
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol