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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 09:17:25

Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 05:33:46

Fascinating how the audience didn't scatter at the WH Correspondents' Dinner when "shots [were] fired,"
...meanwhile, the Secret Service took 3-5 business days to wander over & move a reluctant-looking loser from the stage.
#whcd #trump

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-26 02:46:43

"And that's why we need a bulletproof and drone proof ballroom with state-of-the-art facilities."
Sheesh, give it atleast a day dude. 🙁
*Yes, he said that just now at the presser.
#WHCD #safety

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 08:43:23

Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-04-26 16:47:10

The latest Trump wanna-be assassin:
“And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.”
…..
“I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.”
…..
“Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.”
#usa #trump #theAmericanFascist #WHCD

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 18:20:00

The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #WHCD

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-25 16:47:39

Oz Pearlman calls himself "an honest conman". That means this White House Correspondents' Dinner will feature *two* conmen. 🥁
#WHCD #Pearlman #mentalist #conman