Tootfinder

Cultural differences in technology platforms are a funny thing.
On Twitter, you'd be venting and make some complaint ("I hate when the waffles are dry!") and you'd have to add a disclaimer ("yes, I know NOT ALL WAFFLES") to preempt the endless trolling and strawmanning.
Here on Mastodon, you're making the same complaint but have to add a disclaimer to preempt the problem solvers ("THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FOR HELP MAKING WAFFLES").

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Tangerine Taint Waffle
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#satire #potus45

Waffle House bans Florida wingnut weirdo. https://www.newsweek.com/james-fishback-waffle-house-campaign-banned-flordia-gubernatorial-election-11623958

Joe Burrow's sideline waffle is the latest surprising athletes' snack https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6930813/2026/01/02/joe-burrow-waffle-athletes-snacks/

Walla Waffle
#FoodNamedAfterPlaces
#HashTagGames

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#satire #potus45

Thank you #CentOS Connect for the waffles! Looking forward to #FOSDEM tomorrow!

Canadians, do you think, like Canadaland's Stephen Marche, that Canadian nationalism is a 1960s - Waffle, I guess - phenomenon?
"I just don't think of that period [post-WWI] as being hyper-nationalistic. I think of nationalism as born in 1965 from Margaret Atwood's brain."
As a historian, I know that left nationalism in the 60s was an important phenomenon, but the notion that some might think that Canadian nationalism was born then hurts my brain.

#1314 Jay Baruchel's CanCon Manifesto
“ If you think the world is better with Canada in it then you have to accept that certain things have to happen for that to continue.” -Jay Baruchel

Woohoo! I get the big plate today. #wafflehouse