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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-03 18:05:10

Musk: If you want my money, you must eat this 💩
Bankers: Lemme have some more 🤤
Anything for a few dollars more. 🤑
#greed #WallStreet #SpaceX #IPO #Musk

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-16 09:57:54

Allbirds AI = New Bird AI.
New Bird AI Time = Shit Bird?
#Allbirds #NewBirdAI #WallStreet #Stocks #reinventing #absurd