@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-02-03 02:58:57
#WhenIAmKing every government institution will have a website with an RSS feed.
And maybe a fediverse presence.
No corporate social media.
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-02-03 02:58:57
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-02-02 16:44:26
#WhenIAmKing any company that claims "We are busier than usual" must produce concrete evidence that they are at least 25% more busy than the 5 year average for the same season.
A failure to produce such evidence will result in mandatory hiring of more staff.
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@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-02-02 15:45:08
#WhenIAmKing people who don't use their turnsignals get their cars repossessed.
Yes, I am a tyranical king.
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