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@outer@mas.to
2026-07-11 23:10:01

July 10, 2026
SWAMI SEZ

Don't get even -- get odd.
When we get how uniquely odd each of us is, we will lose all interest in trying to get even.

-- Swami Beyondananda
#Comic #Joke #Wordplay

Cartoon character named Swami Beyondananda, laughing uproariously as he throws his arms in the air.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-17 11:18:16
Content warning: An old game console

Paleoystation
#WordPlay #DaddyJoke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-26 23:41:24

"Can you eat ultra-processed foods and still be healthy? A dietitian analysed my weekly shopping"
"A dietitian *weighs in*" was right there. 😢
#headlines #BBC #wordplay #pun #humor #diet

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-13 19:00:30

Trump: "US controls Strait of Hormuz"
Truth: US in straitjacket of Hormuz
#Iran #Hormuz #propaganda #wordplay