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Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?”
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James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest.
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The pen is indeed mightier than the sword—provided, of course, that it isn't perpetually interrupted by notifications, system updates, and the occasional unprompted reboot. #Writer #authors

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats.
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Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting a picture of sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number and Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators and Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment.
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#WritersCoffeeClub 17 Apr
Can plots which hinge on a misunderstanding be done well?
Oh, don't go there!
Especially romance plots. Romance plots based on misunderstandings are such an old, done, burned, cliche.
Unless you're a much better writer than Jane Austen, don't do it.
Just say NO!

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword—provided, of course, that it isn't perpetually interrupted by notifications, system updates, and the occasional unprompted reboot. #Writer #authors