Tootfinder

Same procedure as last week apparently..
#AcademicChatter.
#AmWriting

reading job applications #academicChatter

Currently having more fun teaching programming (*) to my student than working on my own analyses.. is it normal, doctor? 🤔
(*) well, Matlab
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Tricks of the seasoned traveling academic: took a picture of my selection for the conference dinner before submitting 💡 #academicChatter

I’m done teaching for this semester, next semester, and the semester after that!
#AcademicChatter #sabbatical

I’m done teaching for this semester, next semester, and the semester after that!
#AcademicChatter #sabbatical

I’m done teaching for this semester, next semester, and the semester after that!
#AcademicChatter #sabbatical

omg how hard can it be to write 1000 characters?! #academicChatter

Own up fellow academics, in how many publications are *YOU* currently the bottleneck?! #academicChatter #poll
0 😇
1 😊
2-3 😬
>3 🙈🙉

Spring term is over! At least the teaching part
#AcademicChatter

Offboarding meeting. New people joining means "old" people leaving... Great new opportunities for them but a little bit *sigh* for me #academicChatter

It's amazing how bad I am at estimating how long simple tasks* will take.
I had a nearly finished manuscript. I just needed to tidy a few things in it and then upload for review
Two hours tops I told my family.
5.5 hours later...
#AcademicChatter

The one single thing, in the last 15 years, that helped the most in organzing myself and structuring my scientific work was learning and using markdown.
No fancy tool or software solution, just some additional characters in a text file changed so much for me.
I was able to grasp it in a minute, saw the benefit after some weeks. Try it and give it time.
#academicchatter

What's that called, when you feel less and less motivated to dive into your bigger and bigger email inbox (knowing what terrors lie within)? #academicChatter

Pro tip: don't give the office next to the elevators to the faculty member who no one has seen on campus for the better part of a decade. And, if the movers just dumped his stuff in the middle of the office, say in 2018, it's not too late to have someone put it away or at least hang a curtain over the window from the hall.
#AcademicChatter

Anyone know of good articles on solipsism in games, especially with regards to game engine design and level design? Feels so obvious someone must have written on this before but Google scholar is not coming up with a lot.
(boosts appreciated)
#AcademicChatter #GameDesign #GameStudies

The itemization of student term papers. #AcademicChatter

It's taken me most of the day, but I am finally down to fewer than 250 emails in my inbox. Loads of different tasks dealt with too - I guess I should go to bed now, but I also really need to finish this paper now...
#AcademicChatter

RE: #Edinburgh Diamond...
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Wenn die Studis nicht-verstandene #KI-Lösungen abgeben, dann gibt's null Punkte und eine Ansprache, aber wenn die Referees in ihrem Gutachten schreiben "... strengthens the mathematical reliability..." und "is both ... and ..." and jedes Substantiv hat genau zwei Adjektive in dieser "valuable and timely contribution".
Was dann??
#academicchatter

Another project proposal reviewed, another four hours of community service for a foreign funding agency, and, unfortunately, another bad proposal.
It’s frustrating having to recommend projects to be rejected, but hopefully the funder can use the money to support better projects.
#AcademicChatter

Another project proposal reviewed, another four hours of community service for a foreign funding agency, and, unfortunately, another bad proposal.
It’s frustrating having to recommend projects to be rejected, but hopefully the funder can use the money to support better projects.
#AcademicChatter

Another project proposal reviewed, another four hours of community service for a foreign funding agency, and, unfortunately, another bad proposal.
It’s frustrating having to recommend projects to be rejected, but hopefully the funder can use the money to support better projects.
#AcademicChatter

Writing my to do list at 245km/h, only on #DB 🚄 #academicChatter

Kenne ich jemanden, der mir eine Paper aus der Zeitung #Allergologie (ISSN: 0344-5062) aus 2024 schicken kann?
#CanIHazPaper #followerpower

Worked late on a paper today: I have a target to submit 3 before June, which I have been working on in parallel. I sometimes wonder if it would be more efficient to do them one at a time. But much of my job is project work, usually several in parallel, so it's not always possible...
What do you do?
#AcademicChatter
Work in parallel
Work in series
Show me the results
Something else?

“We look forward to welcoming you to the conference tomorrow. Please upload your slides to …”
Bro, I haven’t even started yet!
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“We look forward to welcoming you to the conference tomorrow. Please upload your slides to …”
Bro, I haven’t even started yet!
#AcademicChatter

“We look forward to welcoming you to the conference tomorrow. Please upload your slides to …”
Bro, I haven’t even started yet!
#AcademicChatter

If you’re about to submit a paper to an established (!) conference, please not only read the call for papers—yes, READ it—but have a look at previous proceedings. Please!
“But I spent so much time writing this” doesn’t make a paper fit the scope
#AcademicChatter

I'm acting chair again this week. I'm thinking of changing my signature to: "I'm not a chair, but I play one on email."
#academia #AcademicChatter

Suggestion for research papers:
(only half-joking.. I hate stats)
#AcademicChatter #Statistics

Last night I dreamt that the most conservative, old-fashioned, stickler-for-the-way-things-have-always-been colleague* did her evaluation of the candidates for our faculty opening entirely in emojis 🤪 Wild
*You know who that is in your department! #academicChatter

Wow, look at the value added by a Journal formatting this article, that probably cost a couple of thousand € taxpayers money. #rant #academicchatter #sorry_not_sorry

Interesting piece on the fragmenting of digital identities in the sciences. I'm sure mine is scattered all over the place.
The key seems to be to keep your ORCID up to date. - and as a model, there are many similarities between ORCID and the fediverse,
"keep your ORCID profile up to date... it is controlled by the researcher, portable across institutions and designed to connect to publishers, funders and organizational systems... makes your ORCID page a stable reference point.."
#AcademicChatter
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-04132-y?WT.ec_id=NATURE-202604

Greetings from week 9 to colleagues in Germany, who are only starting their semester today!
#AcademicChatter

Greetings from week 9 to colleagues in Germany, who are only starting their semester today!
#AcademicChatter

Greetings from week 9 to colleagues in Germany, who are only starting their semester today!
#AcademicChatter

RE: #research freedom, as part of a democracy campaign on public transport 🇱🇺 ?
I'll take that, in any language!
#AntiScience #AcademicChatter @…

Prevented from reading (for fun) by having to read (for work) 😔 #academicChatter

TIL: to reimburse the travel costs of invited speakers, the university requires the indication of their marital status.
#AcademicChatter

TIL: to reimburse the travel costs of invited speakers, the university requires the indication of their marital status.
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TIL: to reimburse the travel costs of invited speakers, the university requires the indication of their marital status.
#AcademicChatter

scary server upgrades are scary 🙈 #academicChatter

Just proofread a paper which contains a sentence to be hopefully cited over and over. You get it here first:
“Which would be a good thing, if true.” (Mahlow 2026, p. 6)
The paper will appear in late summer, I hope
#AcademicChatter

Wenn man in der Uni einen Computer kaufen will, gibt es normalerweise Rahmenverträge und dann kann man einfach bestellen.
Aber weil wir jetzt alle MetaAI in WhatsApp brauchen sind Computer teuer und dann gilt der Rahmenvertrag natürlich nicht mehr weil nee, dann könnte ja jeder günstig kaufen, also nee.
(Hä, Kapitalismus... ?).
Jetzt führen wir wieder aufwendige Vergabeverfahren durch für einzelne Rechner.
Auch eine Folge von AI everywhere.
#academicchatter

Currently making some tutorials for our next hackathon - should I upload them to codeberg (and make the students use that)? Or github (where they almost certainly already have accounts)?
#DigitalSovereignty...
#AcademicChatter
Codeberg
Github
Something else (please comment)

😮‍💨 we have a plan for next semester's class and not a day too soon #academicChatter

It’s literally part of my job to review proposals, but this doesn’t mean that I don’t have better things to do.
Especially when someone writes in the very last paragraph, “btw, I don’t actually want a professorship, because that would limit my freedom to do what I want.”
Well then, do what you want, but stop wasting my and other reviewers’ time!
#AcademicChatter

It’s literally part of my job to review proposals, but this doesn’t mean that I don’t have better things to do.
Especially when someone writes in the very last paragraph, “btw, I don’t actually want a professorship, because that would limit my freedom to do what I want.”
Well then, do what you want, but stop wasting my and other reviewers’ time!
#AcademicChatter

I've finally finished "Katabasis" and find it again eerily accurate when it comes to relationships in academia. Also, of course I'm biased because the main character is a linguist 🤩 I'm getting my dad, the philosopher, to read it to let me know what he thinks of the philosophy parts 😅 #darkAcademia #academicChatter

“I don’t understand the purpose of this course in the curriculum. What are we supposed to have learned or retained by the end?”
Yeah, good question. It’s not like I spent practically the entire first session explaining the course objectives.
#AcademicChatter

Someone in another country apparently gave their students the task to reproduce one of our studies but gave them no guidance on how to do it 😬 I'm really sorry, not-my-students but I can't give you individual tutoring on experimental methods, data analysis, Python and statistics this week. Sorry your prof sucks 🙃 #academicChatter

“I don’t understand the purpose of this course in the curriculum. What are we supposed to have learned or retained by the end?”
Yeah, good question. It’s not like I spent practically the entire first session explaining the course objectives.
#AcademicChatter

“I don’t understand the purpose of this course in the curriculum. What are we supposed to have learned or retained by the end?”
Yeah, good question. It’s not like I spent practically the entire first session explaining the course objectives.
#AcademicChatter

🕦 11:35, 3/5 meetings of the day done, lunch sandwich already eaten 😭 rest of Monday still ahead... #stress #academicChatter

Academic publishers charge 36 Euros for a chapter from a book that is older than me (very close to 50 years old). I mean #academicChatter

First day of classes, forgot that the tram would be packed 😅
Happy start of summer term to students and faculty in Germany! #academicChatter

Another PhD student passed his defense today 🤩
A postdoc’s last day in our group 😭
A student RA has to decide if he can financially afford to keep working for us for a few months before his grant decision comes in 🫠
Big feels in the ever changing precarious academic “family” #academicChatter

A Wiley Journal in Analysis (!!) sent me a referee request for a paper whose title is so absurd that I guess it's slop. It asks me to write the review within 14 days. I'm not working in the area and don't understand the abstract at all.
So I think the whole editorial decision process is also slop?
The review invitation does contain a reminder that I'm not allowed to upload the manuscript to any LLM!
Now what? Decline?Just archive the e-mail without clicking on any links?
#academicchatter

How hung up can one be on writing 2 pages /o\ #academicChatter

surely a project that starts with converting a python script from 2 to 3 cannot go wrong #academicChatter

oof three people just spent two hours finding affordable accommodation near the conference site (~ adhering to the university guidelines). I wonder how much *that* cost #academicChatter

Anyone have any clue where I can get a measuring tape for sea ice in Europe? The only supplier I have found is the very lovely and friendly Kovacs, but they are US based and the cost and time for delivery are crazy.
I mean one like this:
#glaciology #seaice #Hivemind #academicChatter

Sometimes I miss the old Twitter, where I was connected not only with all of you lovely people, but also dozens/hundreds of my colleagues... we even used to have real discussions about work there, once upon a time #academicChatter

🎉 🤗 I'm welcoming a visiting student working on ✨emojis✨ this week in Bochum! 🤓 Can you tell we're excited?? #linguistics #emojis #academicChatter

Are you an MSc student looking for a thesis topic? Interested in Greenland/Antarctica atmosphere and ice sheet processes? Background in meteorology, geography, earth science or physics (or other quantitative discipline?
Then do I have the project for you...
I have just updated my list of open research ideas here:
#MScThesis #AcademicChatter #Greenland #Antarctica #ClimateChange #Meteorology #Wx #Glaciology #MachineLearning #ClimateModelling

Fantastic 2.5 year postdoc working on 🤩emojis🤩 ! Are you a #linguist with experience in running experiments in formal semantics & pragmatics? Please come join our lab and the @… visual communication research cluster!
Apply by April 28 - or contact me with questions. #emojis #linguistics #job @… #academicChatter
https://jobs.ruhr-uni-bochum.de/jobposting/f5001c40d914e7ce325557bfe526aa88415f75bb0